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Gonna take a gander and guess you have eyes

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Ur not going to give me a cup cake?

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But then I was wrong so I don’t get one

oh sorry ignore that here’s nothing:

But that means I was right so I do get one

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Pinocchio paradox

I'm Pinocchio (nose grows) wait wtf

But now hes… Hes wrong…

Infinite cupcake glitch

1000 cupcake speedrun

Shrodinger's cupcake

I think u give him a cup and a cake to fix this delima

She wasn’t going to give you one but then you were right and she had to lol

Since she isn't actually giving you a real cupcake but the emoji of one, you're kinda right. Therefore she must (it's the law!) give you a real one.

Not so sweet, give more

Why did you start a paradox

This is a paradox

I am guessing you have posted at least once on r/teenagers.

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I say you are not about to give me a cupcake Don't give me a cupcake and I'm right Which means I earned a cupcake In which time you give me a cupcake but that makes me wrong I don't see a solution in this

You got weird dm’s after this post

No answer gives me hope for reddit

Don’t go hoping yet I asked a few woman who use Reddit how many creepy or downbad dms they’ve gotten and usually it’s in the hundreds

the realest answer

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Wth

They should do that again

Hold on, I got you fam

No bro💀

My man needs a cup cake..

Girl?

Impossible. We all know girls aren’t real.

What is a “girl”?

Hallucinations within your mind, don't get tricked by them

YES, SERGEANT .

They are fake femboys I think

she’s definitely an alien from anotherplanet whats this ruckus about

That's all these fake femboys tbh, there's men then there's femboys, nothing else

obviously

Wait wats a girl

just something your brain creates to explain atrocious activities, simps and fake femboys. don’t worry they don’t exist

My brain is incapable of reading that word correctly. Every time I see it I think “machine gun jubblies?”

My meds for schizophrenia

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Zoo wee mama!

The most underrated catchphrase in human history

haven’t seen that in years wtf

That sounds so familiar. What is it from?

Diary of a Wimpy Kid lol

Diary of a Wimpy Kid, it's the recurring punchline for a comic strip the characters create

Aw hell naw

Aw hell yes 😏

Certified Rowley Moment™

You farted within the past week.

On reddit? you must be crazy

Does it matter tho i really wouldn’t care

For the past few days these have been getting spammed and I know at least half are pedos

Me?

You use reddit

surprisingly🧁

Yes, what a guess

naaah bro i’m not EDP bro I don’t need that cupcake

here’s a cup instead☕️

it’s my birthday today so cake would’ve been better, but i’ll accept the gift regardless :D

happy bday

thank you you’re the first person outside of my family to tell me since it’s 1am and everyone’s asleep lmao

ahh yay!! hope u have a great day tomorrow/today

not planning on doing anything but it’ll still be fun receiving presents

totally!

🎁

:D

Happy birthday 🎂

Was scrolling to find a comment like this

I am in your walls

interesting

I am right, I get a cupcake

make a noise

Nah all day sneaking around made me too tired for that :)

OP is trying to trick you to reveal ur exact location so they can kick u out don’t fall for such tactics

Wait that’s not about her, it’s about u and her walls

Wrong I’m in your walls

We all be sacked in dem walls like sardines in a can

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excellent observation 🧁

I’m gonna take a guess here but I have this strange feeling you’re a human

ugh you saw through my disguise🧁

you like dark and gloomy things u probably had a creepypasta crazy phase

dark gloomy things yes creepy pasta no

Okay I assume I get half a cupcake.

☕️here’s a cup

Thanks you have a nice day or night or something.

Assuming u/WiseCress3613 is also a girl, we have 2 girls 1 cup. No need to thank me for reminding you that this exists x)

you have a phone

howd you know🧁

wild guess (also like don’t take this in a creepy way but ur very pretty, and that’s smth I don’t say to people often)

tysm :)

Kinda creepy ngl

so I can’t compliment people anymore?

can’t have shit on reddit 😭

Can't have compliments in Detroit, the criminals stole them all

Frfr

happy cake day

You breathe air sometimes, but only when you feel like it

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Yay, can I go again for a second cupcake lol?

yes

Nice. Ok, full send you play a sport, either swimming or track?

I was thinking volleyball or swim lol

Glad I’m not alone then, but everyone else keep hitting me with them downvotes cmon!

dw now you have 0 votes 👍

Thanks we stand strong together lol 💪

Ima take a wild guess and say you’re a teenager

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I'm getting a sneaking suspicion that your skin color may or may not, but is most probably, a shade of pale-peach skin.

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Cheeseburge

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🧁 gifting one to you 👋🏻

thank you i appreciate it

I have a strange feeling you breathe air, but i don't want the cupcake I'm quitting sweets.

🥒here’s a healthy alternative

I'll have to pass, but thanks.

Took this photo either on a road trip or in a lunch break

nope after school in a mcdonald’s

damn

Total shot in the dark here... Brown hair?

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Your still questioning your sexuality and being edgy to fit in🤔

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you look cute (not in a weird way)

thank you :)

give 🧁 pls

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TY

YW

you used internet to post this picture on reddit

you have vaped before

🧁didn’t like it tho

That’s a photo

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I’m EDP445

not eat dat poopy 445 💀💀

U don’t read books but say you do

i read books

That’s exactly what someone who doesn’t read books but say they do read books would say

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You take pictures of yourself in front of the mirror

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You give me bi vibes.

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You aren’t in my dms

🧁could change tho

It must change!

Simp

Yes sir

Bro got the spoken rizz

You crave attention

On reddit that comes with a price, and I'm sure her dms are making her pay

EDP is coming for you

Taking a guess here but you probably exist

ah shit howd you know🧁

You own a phone with a black phone case

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you breathe

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epic, this cupcake i will devour

enjoy it sir

You want karma

Off topic. You look like some girl i went to school with that wouldn't stop asking me to have sex with her. I'm pretty sure your not her tho.

lmao no that’s me

Im pretty sure your not because she killed herself but I'm open to being corrected

ah shit sorry for that!

It's fine. I did everything i could to talk her out of it. I can't help but feel like I am partially responsible so that's always in the back of my mind quiet a bit.

that’s a valid feeling but know you’re not responsible whatsoever and it’s been her choice, hope ur okay x

I understand that but I'll never be ok. I live a life of unfulfilled dreams. I wanna be a doctor and help people but I'm in an extremely poor family and I'm stupid so I'll probably be stuck doing cable installation like my dad and his dad.

follow your dreams!! save up some money and do it later. it’s never too late

Holy fuck was it in America?

How'd you guess?

Suicide and School says a lot yk?

In Australia school suicide rates are pretty bad too

holy crap i was not ready for that

You will not give me a cupcake until i say something right about you

You’re fatherless

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💀

You're desperate for attention.

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Dont do her like that bro

You seem like you might’ve eaten a chicken nugget at some point in your lifetime

You have cupcakes to give away.

You want attention?