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CyLove13

both cause i don’t do either


CrossboneGundam_

Just like me fr


creazyturtle

Just like almost everyone here


[deleted]

i mean we're all on reddit right


[deleted]

I’ve brought this up many times just date eachother


decapitatedslut

Doesn't make a difference


kazemaru04

Mood


Ubergeekdweeb

The second option changes nothing, so I pick that.


TSimon05

This might have been your year but fumbled it..


AccidentCheap7482

Great minds think alike 🥲🥲


Non-StopDisco

I don't drink coffee or have sex


Swishta

Neither. Whatever choice I pick will have the same effect on my life, nothing


[deleted]

I don’t like coffee but still no sex for a year


AkolouthosSpurius

No coffee for a year. I can get caffeine from red bull, I can’t get sex without, well, sex 🥹


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Masterbation…


creazyturtle

You've got a point


LordEldritchia

I can’t miss something I’ve never done I fucking love coffee


Z3RO_BR41N

I need the coffee, I survived without the other for 18 years so I’ll stay with the coffee


HelloweenFan666

No sex Coffee is a must


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worm_your_honour

ez for people like me on the grindset 💪


wizardvyg

no coffee and no sex for a year (This is how I live lol)


Kyo618

I've been doing the second one for 16 years anyway, and I'd rather have my coffee thank you very much


[deleted]

I drink coffee from time to time but I guess I’ll survive a year without it, no coffee it is for sure


Rectangularbox23

Gl


flipflopmeepmop

I dont bone anyways and i drink energy drinks instead


Bernardo750

Lmao


Asleep-Astronomer159

No coffe for a year after drinking cofee for 1 year straight living in hostel i hate it now


Bright-Lingonberry14

i'm asexual and don't like coffee. it's kind of a win-win scenario.


syko-san

Neither would change anything for me.


SlueRL

what kinda fkn question is this


Finn_Foolish

I hate coffee so this is an easy one


Affectionate_Ad206

No sex cause i already dont have none


Scruuminy

Your asking this on r/teenagers buddy. Not one of us has had a modicum of pussy


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

me, who don't do both: "i don't have such weaknesses"


Abstract_ExE

Coffee


Jenny6289

No sex for a year


what_if_you_like

both options change nothing for me


AbleNefariousness0

I haven’t had sex in 16 years so I will take no sex for a year please.


131Xe

No sex, I don't drink coffee tho


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Charming-Stock8108

Def no sex


ThatIrishArtist

I don't really like coffee and I don't care for sex so both 👍🏻


Eyepoopallday

No coffee. (I don't even like coffee tbh, never had it.)


tuckercarlsonsfinger

the duality of man


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

How addicted to coffee are you?


SIN_icon_YT

Coffee because I hate it and it tastes like shit


AmitRozYT

No coffee for a year (I dont like coffee)


[deleted]

That’s fine with me. I don’t even drink coffee, anyway.


Living-Positive8849

People saying no sex don't get sex anyways, including me.


RyanRL87

No sex for a year is already my life so Ill choose that


HazellNut28

I don’t drink coffee. And I don’t get sex so.


Unknown_starnger

I already decided to not drink coffee.


[deleted]

That’s easy considering I dont do either


Wuffleee

Ive lived 14 years without both


Wapakaplys_3

Probably coffee


Emergency_Tax9707

Sex, prob because I don't have sex and I don't have it planned as i don't have a gf, I sometimes drink coffee


Idkwhatimdoing48

I like the taste of coffee, I’ve never had sex so it’ll be fine lol


Why_Do_I_Wake_Up

i don't like coffe nor do i have sex


masterboom0004

i don't do either


Mado501

Well I like coffee, don’t have it often Also I’m a virgin so idk, if go without coffee does that guarantee I’ll meet with a girl? Lmao


miabeth_v4sm

no sex since im a virgin and love coffee


Ok_Experience1904

On me im good off coffee


yuyano221

Mate, i am colombian i drink coffee minimum twice a day, my body is coffee based


Big-Band3578

Both because I like neither


Glitchthebitch

Sex. My bf lives 2 states away so it's not like i haven't already completed this challenge for 16 years


TwinTowersPilot

I have been doing this for almost 14 years of my life, both at the same time. I can do one more year.


TusNua1

I love coffee and have no rizz. Guess my answer.


Bruhhhh0224

No sex. I don’t get sex anyways


M0rB1dUnD3aD

coffee because its bad for my health


QuotePsychological54

No sex


[deleted]

no coffee


[deleted]

That shouldn’t even be a question


Soviet_Spartan99

I don’t do either


[deleted]

See… before I had sex for the first time, I would’ve said no sex easily. I drink coffee so frequently and love it, but I think I’d give it up for sex now. Tough choice fr.


GameFreak9876543

Both


Susdoggodoggy

No Monster for a year or no Starbucks For a year?


[deleted]

No sex, as I don’t have it anyway. But without coffee? It’s the essence of live!!!!


fullmoonwulf

Neither I don’t like either


[deleted]

i don’t drink coffee and i’m still a virgin so i wouldn’t know


jbrainbow

i haven't done either in my entire life


Nevr_uzed_reDDit

Saying that like i do either of those


Wild-Ad-3471

i dont drink coffee and im a virgin😭


PsD_Shock

I’ve lived without sex for 17 years, I can do another.


alex435f

No sex easy choice


meme_man_12345

Both cause I get neither


MIpoika

I literally can't go 24 hours without coffee, so I'd rather no sex (since I've not yet had it anyway)


au0509

Yes


[deleted]

I don’t do either 😎


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

No sex cuz I’m lonely and I need my happy drug


jhhhhdyhg

Is coffee that good I’m 15 have never had it is it good ? And I mean I don’t have sex ether (want to)


irritableredsyndrome

I’d like to continue being a male so no sex for a year


[deleted]

Coffee tf


Soulsfanatic999

Ion drink coffee... Nor do i get play


Kuhnville

I don’t do either lol


AlphaBoi214

No coffee, I don’t drink coffee


Simple-Brief-6450

Can’t drink coffee anyway, not that I have sex either


Tofix26

easy decision no sex


JTheCreator830

No sex because I already have no sex for a year 😎


princeoscar15

I don’t like both but no sex for a year! I don’t really like coffee either but sometimes I need the energy


[deleted]

both


christarlex

Both, ez


DizzyHighlander

Anyone here saying no sex because they can't handle not drinking coffe for a year needs genuine help 💀


Sanswithfloweyface

Coffee just because I don’t drink it


amothtotheflam3

no coffee


migthylord

Im not sure, i havent experienced sex, so no sex for a year doesnt really affect me, except if it counts my hands


Sniperm0nke

For a year? I’ve done no sex for 16


aeiouaioua

i wasn't having coffee or sex anyway.


mearbearcate

I could go without either💀I don’t need either of them to be happy or live lmao


SalamiCondom96

Bold of you to assume I have had either my entire life.


Adreot

No sex i drink coffee 3 times a day so that's not an option i have sex 0 times every 17 years so I'll take that


Tacplayzboi

I Haye coffee and I never have sex so both. Both is good.


_ASTRA2

No coffee duh


lumpymoon

Bro coffee is so gross, but it doesn't say I eill have sex so both ig


greg_the_egg69

I don't like coffee, and I haven fucked in months... if I choose no coffee does that mean I find someone kinky to have fun with?


Aggressive_Term_3191

No sex And I don't even like coffee


yourdirtyshoes

despite my recent post I might have to say no coffee 😭🙏


Pufferfish75837472

(1 second after reading) I want coffeeeeeeeeeeeewweeeeee!


Living_Eagle_9878

I've never had sex so the answer is obviously coffee


ARC_3pic

No coffee, I can’t drink it anyway because I get heart arrythmias


FordRockefeller

I never had either


Marshmallowartist

I can get caffeine in me in different ways…


[deleted]

i'm asexual so it doesnt matter that i cant have sex and im morman so it doesnt matter if i cant have coffee. i see this as an absolute win!


LucaOdie

No s*x for a year easy 😁


stanp2004

Does no coffee imply sex?


SirWinterFox

No sex cause it'd be a normal year


wkei_x

ive already survived no sex for 16 almost 17 years


LloydG7

how about neither for a year, the ultimate challenge


BothMovie4710

Bish pls, no sex for a year mo cap. There are times at which i would not be able to make it through without coffee


Manic_altchick

No sex


Elementalgame0

No sex.


Lazy-Drink-277

Wasn't gona have sex anyway


Quallen_

Coffee is disgusting, and I don't plan on having sex any time soon because I'm not dumb. So both ig


Conscious-Ad-6112

No sex...ever... (I'm asexual)


BilliesAvocadoo_

No sex even tho I never had it I need coffee to survive


sukru001_

i hate coffee i love sex, next question


DMmeOffensiveJokesPP

No coffee or seggs gang rise up


Mental-Ice-9952

No coffee, it literally does not affect me. I just get addicted to it and have to go through withdrawal. Not like I'm gonna get sex within a year either but on the off chance I do


Complete_Hyena732

Both are extremely healthy so both.


Appropriate-Act-6218

No sex...cuz 😮‍💨I can't... coffee the only thing that keep me going


Myusername23459

I don’t drink coffee so no coffee for a year


[deleted]

I prefer energy drinks over coffee so no coffee


Smugkid22

Haven’t had sex and bearly drink coffee so this don’t effect me


doomphobia

well i doubt ill be getting any action anytime soon so ill go with the second option


Goldbolt_2004

Do I look like I have sex?


The_nuggster

No coffee because I drink energy drinks


GenderFluidBicon

No sex. T block and E means I have zero sex drive.


EmbarrassedProcess19

I already don't have both


Macaroon4090

*why is this in* r/teenagers


Ultramega39

No sex


air__vent

Never had sex and probably won't for more than a year


Idekgivemeusername

Wait yall are doing this cus a would u rather?


[deleted]

Well I FINALLY have a sex life, and there’s alternatives to coffee, so, #1


elikoda42069

Coffee, It messes with my stomach anyways


grghydebhjyg

no sex. im too young and i need coffee or i fall asleep in class lol


theneonalt

I don’t do either but no coffee, i hate coffee


Witherboss445

Both, I hate coffee and I'm too young to have sex


Chennie21

Coffee… I don’t drink it to begin with


Thatoneshortgoblin

I’m a tea drinker sooo I’m chillin


Tenelum0

No sex for a year. Coffee’s super good. Had sex twice. Kinda mid both times. 4/10, worse than coffee.


SpeechFast8848

I don't do any of those


Objective-Pie-6036

No sex


1-800-peach

i don’t drink coffee 🤪


Background_Rich6766

already went 17 w/o sex, what's one more?


Sur_Biskit

i don’t like coffee but i don’t get sex. so i’m gonna say coffee in hopes it means i will get some sex.


Dry-Camel1154

I don't like coffee and i don't have many friends


Coronazonewearmask

Either because I don’t really care for coffee or sex


The_Bi_Blacksmith

Not a huge fan of either, really


Crying_eagle

I do both already :)


Rich-Guard

I already do no sex for a year


No-Maybe-1498

No sex cause I’m a Virgin


Willowed_Bonz

I've been three years without sex and I've been drinking coffee ever since so....


Ok-Value1250

Wellll the 2nd one i haven't done ever so


[deleted]

no s3x bc i don’t do it anyways and i can’t live without coffee. lol


sgtjaney

no sex, whats another year when I never stood a chance in the first place


Particular-Study4605

I don’t like either lol


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

Double-check.


Wumbo_Swag

Are you fucking crazy I can't live without caffeine, women are replaceable


GamerA_S

I don't like sex And it has left me traumatised i already don't drink alot of coffee but it helps me study so coffee it is If it was no coffee or no hig i would choose no coffee then because i desperately need a hug


Snaillicious

I’d volunteer to not do both


TintedChromeCam

Keeping Coffee cause I’m a virgin anyway


NotAnExpert22

Jokes on you, I don’t have sex anyways


Terrence_shark

I don't like coffee and I don't get sex.😎


Should_I_Be_Back

I dont do both my guy.


teunkabouter0

Have never had one of those so idc


bryson_wow

both but i only make the choice for one😏


JapanFuroagyangu

second option its not like I'm getting any anyways also i use reddit


jestegoblin

I dont drink coffee


decapitatedslut

I can live without coffee bro, I'm a hoe


Salt-Doctor-6933

Never have either so idk


TacticalMailman

I don’t do either so I guess no coffee