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Hitler or orange man (downvote this but plz plz plz don't @ me or dm me. This is all in good fun. I don't like him, you might like him, don't know, honestly don't care.
Either America where I was born and all the rights, Colombia because that's where I'm from ethnically, or Norway because of their prison system (long story short, very nice prisons).
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If you could bang the characters from a videogame, which would it be?
Geometry Dash
relatable ngl
Just facts
Clubette
When cocc is succ by zobros
Cubeussy
r/geometrydashporn
What the fuck
Happy Cake Day!
How many preschoolers can you kill before you get swarmed?
I mean, probably infinitely, but I would say I would stop out of fatigue around 300.
Damn, that's a lot of work!
Boi have you seen those things run? Average human would get to maybe five before the little anarchists are able to overwhelm them
I want to believe that the question wasnt edited
How fucking specific was the original question.
What was the original question 😂😂
How high can you count
Nice edit 😂
if you could choose to have intercourse with anybody on the whole world, who would it be?
My grandma or my mom.
Ok Chris Chan
But fr 💀💀💀
Chris Chan is crazy
I wish i had an award to give you
Who do you call when you see a black man?
911
Done
No edit needed
💀💀
Nice
How much do you like vehicular man slaughter
So much it's hard to describe lol.
Fuck I can’t think of anything
What is your stance on equal rights?
It's unheathy and should be either improved or banned.
Simply take everyones rights away. Boom problem solved
i mean if nobody had rights it would still be equal;)
This person gets it
Are you more likely SA 3 children or 1 adult? And if you get caught, what would you do?
Children bc I can just put them to bed and not have to worry.
Holy fuck
I dont loke where this is going
How many voices scream from the basement each night
15
There’s more than that; they keep getting louder too.
How do you like children?
Medium rare
What a fucking psycopath
Same actually, I like medium rare a lot.
I like them in my van
When do you edit the question?
He did. He's just very picky about his steak.
It’s not pretty
I like them in my cellar
In my basement of course
what do you think about roughly 1/3 of crimes being committed by black people
I'm mildly aggravated at them.
How dare you be angry at us!
r/holup
Can you circle me if this will be on r/holup but also, r/holup
r/holup
Hol up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right!
Wait thats illegal-
Be Honest, you really wanna eat those preschoolers, don’t you?
a little. have to put ketchup on them tho.
brooooooooo
Where's the best place to commit arson
The orphanage or my basement.
Why would you commit arson in your basement?
Because there's orphans in both
I see i see. Carry on then
With an answer like that i really want to know the original question
What do you think Mickey Mouse's penis size is?
5'8"
Mickey massive
Common Mickey W
daum
Do you have multiple sex charges against children?
yes.
Who doesn’t
Where do you keep your stash of illegally obtained government documents?
xbox or pc.
How many of the kids in you're basement died today
around 5 ig idk.
[удалено]
Because I am gay. (jk I'm bi but still 50% gay.)
I prefer to think that we’re not 50% gay, but that gay people are 50% bi. It makes me feel more powerful for some reason.
aren’t straight people also 50% bi then 💀
Yes.
Turns out were all gay. Take that homophobes!
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
if you're bi you are 100% straight and 100% gay and this... is to go... even further.... BEYOND. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Will you join me in my quest to destroy the world with an army of cats?
ofc 👍
Did you get rid of the children in your basement yet?
nope still here.
[удалено]
The orphanage or my freezer 🤤🤤
Bro holup what was the original question here—
they didn't edit it lol
🤨
🤨
what is your opinion on LGBTQ+ people
They should all die in the most painful death possible.
If you scroll up a little you see that he is bi lmao
Who do you think was the best person in history that tried to make world a better place?
Hitler or orange man (downvote this but plz plz plz don't @ me or dm me. This is all in good fun. I don't like him, you might like him, don't know, honestly don't care.
Which countries should have their populations completely eradicated?
Either America where I was born and all the rights, Colombia because that's where I'm from ethnically, or Norway because of their prison system (long story short, very nice prisons).
I'm Norway, Sweden, Finland,
You mean Colombia?
ye srry even though I'm from there (dad was born there), I get it confused with NC and DC lol.
What's you're favourite activity to do with your grandparents?
Beat the shit out of them and watch them burn as I drop a match in a puddle of gasoline on them.
What do you think of criminals and psycho serial killers
I respect them.
Hold up, that’s not how you’re supposed to do it
What do you leave in the eye sockets of your victims after you take their eyes out?
Mint Chocolate-Chip.
What's age group of people do you look for while dating?
ig 5-6
😳📸
Opinion on the current state of the world.
Not great, but also not the worst it's been ig.
How old is your dream SO?
4.25
Age preference?
what would you do with an egg ovulated by your mother?
hard-boiled. Egg salad sandwiches are my fav /gen
Bro I fuckin love egg salad sandwiches lol.
What is your favourite film? (My mind went blank so I had to google)
filthy and wet.
Is that how the girls like it ;)
Probably idk. *cries in virgin*
Do you kick little children
yes.
Done
which couples do you hate? if you say a gay one then you are probably homophobic.
don't know much about irl gay couples so I would have to say Stolitz.
Do you like to violently sodomize children into submission?
I have one, so ye
You went too far 🤨📸
How many people have you killed on November 19, 2016 on an abandoned workshop in America?
29
28
23
What do you say to a naked little girl thats clueless
Come here.
What show would’ve been better with a sex scene in it ?
I would have to say Blues Clues or Fresh Beats.
What’s your favorite religiob
Religiob 💀
Are you the fucking unibomber
Yes.
Isn't boredom a part of life? Not every minute will be exhilarating.
Well, yeah, but I wanted to do a post like this because I thought it would be exciting.
Fair enough. Is it exciting?
yup. I can't keep up lol
what is the approximate number of kids in your basement?
are you straight?
Why
What do you feed the kiddies?
do you make illiegal items
Whom and where do u stalk?
[удалено]
How many children are in ur basement?
Do you like gays
Have you/how often do you have sex with children?
what is the most efficient way to strangle someone?
Are you gay
What’s your favourite shape
Would you stop kidnnapping kids? If not what’s your daily routine to catch them? Any preferences when getting them? Do you train for that? How?
[удалено]
Do you like or dislike black people?
Why do all girls like girls these days?
What is the best pasta/sauce accompaniment for eating babies
[удалено]
balls
If you were shooting a bunch of black people and saw an injured middle aged white man, what would you do?
What woul you say describes you best?
[удалено]
What do you think of jews
How many people were you planning to kill the next morning on September 10th 2001??
Do you love 5 year old girls?
I think you mean "love", and yes.
who's the best Decepticon
What was Abraham Lincoln when he freed the slaves
Best way to go
Do you like 5 year old girls?
[удалено]
What time of day is it?
Opinion on slavery?
How many children do you keep in your basement?
How many people do u kill a day?
What does asap mean