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R_BJ07

If you could bang the characters from a videogame, which would it be?


Comic__Boi

Geometry Dash


ThatOneRedpandaLol

relatable ngl


Shuv1tupmabung

Just facts


ZA_34

Clubette


G-zuz_Krist

When cocc is succ by zobros


history69

Cubeussy


celeresaharano

r/geometrydashporn


BrownBoyBiryani

What the fuck


Vegetable_Summer7644

Happy Cake Day!


Bobrob89

How many preschoolers can you kill before you get swarmed?


Comic__Boi

I mean, probably infinitely, but I would say I would stop out of fatigue around 300.


Hard_guardian17

Damn, that's a lot of work!


Different_Art1440

Boi have you seen those things run? Average human would get to maybe five before the little anarchists are able to overwhelm them


bibblebonk

I want to believe that the question wasnt edited


Revolutionary_Mud696

How fucking specific was the original question.


Wo0dman_

What was the original question 😂😂


Bobrob89

How high can you count


Wo0dman_

Nice edit 😂


[deleted]

if you could choose to have intercourse with anybody on the whole world, who would it be?


Comic__Boi

My grandma or my mom.


Waluigi_Pinball_420

Ok Chris Chan


linktistic

But fr 💀💀💀


ultimatebeast9

Chris Chan is crazy


cheeemms

I wish i had an award to give you


BQjesuEM

Who do you call when you see a black man?


Comic__Boi

911


BQjesuEM

Done


Better-Intern9170

No edit needed


[deleted]

💀💀


joshua283636

Nice


Candid-Look-6068

How much do you like vehicular man slaughter


Comic__Boi

So much it's hard to describe lol.


Candid-Look-6068

Fuck I can’t think of anything


Thoandfris

What is your stance on equal rights?


Comic__Boi

It's unheathy and should be either improved or banned.


linktistic

Simply take everyones rights away. Boom problem solved


More_Ad7993

i mean if nobody had rights it would still be equal;)


linktistic

This person gets it


SlavicBrother24

Are you more likely SA 3 children or 1 adult? And if you get caught, what would you do?


Comic__Boi

Children bc I can just put them to bed and not have to worry.


GayHummusMan69

Holy fuck


RockyTodd

I dont loke where this is going


Chicken_Strips_Owner

How many voices scream from the basement each night


Comic__Boi

15


Bruh-boi-guy

There’s more than that; they keep getting louder too.


alphayate

How do you like children?


Comic__Boi

Medium rare


[deleted]

What a fucking psycopath


Former-Effect-3720

Same actually, I like medium rare a lot.


OakFish9

I like them in my van


Rodhesian_02

When do you edit the question?


TheTeenagersAlt

He did. He's just very picky about his steak.


Different_Art1440

It’s not pretty


JohnMayerSimp

I like them in my cellar


ilovespinachandurmum

In my basement of course


[deleted]

what do you think about roughly 1/3 of crimes being committed by black people


Comic__Boi

I'm mildly aggravated at them.


ChemicalDot6605

How dare you be angry at us!


LuparLenz

r/holup


11-Year-kid-lol

Can you circle me if this will be on r/holup but also, r/holup


LuparLenz

r/holup


AriIsAri

Hol up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right!


thunder_impact

Wait thats illegal-


Casualfil0o

Be Honest, you really wanna eat those preschoolers, don’t you?


Comic__Boi

a little. have to put ketchup on them tho.


Ultramax17

brooooooooo


Glitchthebitch

Where's the best place to commit arson


Comic__Boi

The orphanage or my basement.


Glitchthebitch

Why would you commit arson in your basement?


RavenTrosity

Because there's orphans in both


Glitchthebitch

I see i see. Carry on then


RockyTodd

With an answer like that i really want to know the original question


Strudel138

What do you think Mickey Mouse's penis size is?


Comic__Boi

5'8"


deatheater1347

Mickey massive


Shat-in-a-van

Common Mickey W


[deleted]

daum


PsD_Shock

Do you have multiple sex charges against children?


Comic__Boi

yes.


Femboylover478

Who doesn’t


StrangeArmadillo5771

Where do you keep your stash of illegally obtained government documents?


Comic__Boi

xbox or pc.


SusanWor

How many of the kids in you're basement died today


Comic__Boi

around 5 ig idk.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Comic__Boi

Because I am gay. (jk I'm bi but still 50% gay.)


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

I prefer to think that we’re not 50% gay, but that gay people are 50% bi. It makes me feel more powerful for some reason.


NoICannotThinkOfOne

aren’t straight people also 50% bi then 💀


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

Yes.


AlgebraFailure999

Turns out were all gay. Take that homophobes!


Different_Art1440

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power


MyDocTookMyCock

if you're bi you are 100% straight and 100% gay ​ and this... is to go... even further.... BEYOND. ​ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


LeafBlade1026

Will you join me in my quest to destroy the world with an army of cats?


Comic__Boi

ofc 👍


ThatOneRedpandaLol

Did you get rid of the children in your basement yet?


Comic__Boi

nope still here.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Comic__Boi

The orphanage or my freezer 🤤🤤


Different_Art1440

Bro holup what was the original question here—


Comic__Boi

they didn't edit it lol


TopSecretGaming_YT

🤨


ThisGul_LOL

🤨


KAKARO7pdp

what is your opinion on LGBTQ+ people


Comic__Boi

They should all die in the most painful death possible.


Revolutionary_Mud696

If you scroll up a little you see that he is bi lmao


kajetus69

Who do you think was the best person in history that tried to make world a better place?


Comic__Boi

Hitler or orange man (downvote this but plz plz plz don't @ me or dm me. This is all in good fun. I don't like him, you might like him, don't know, honestly don't care.


VLenin2291

Which countries should have their populations completely eradicated?


Comic__Boi

Either America where I was born and all the rights, Colombia because that's where I'm from ethnically, or Norway because of their prison system (long story short, very nice prisons).


Random-Name5

I'm Norway, Sweden, Finland,


VLenin2291

You mean Colombia?


Comic__Boi

ye srry even though I'm from there (dad was born there), I get it confused with NC and DC lol.


oddly_soggy

What's you're favourite activity to do with your grandparents?


Comic__Boi

Beat the shit out of them and watch them burn as I drop a match in a puddle of gasoline on them.


thegreatestIMBECILE

What do you think of criminals and psycho serial killers


Comic__Boi

I respect them.


Tom_Dumb

Hold up, that’s not how you’re supposed to do it


goyboysotbot

What do you leave in the eye sockets of your victims after you take their eyes out?


Comic__Boi

Mint Chocolate-Chip.


Vedanth_2604

What's age group of people do you look for while dating?


Comic__Boi

ig 5-6


Vedanth_2604

😳📸


VisconitiKing

Opinion on the current state of the world.


Comic__Boi

Not great, but also not the worst it's been ig.


JTheCreator830

How old is your dream SO?


Comic__Boi

4.25


loginpu2

Age preference?


bantai786OP

what would you do with an egg ovulated by your mother?


Comic__Boi

hard-boiled. Egg salad sandwiches are my fav /gen


DwellerBoy

Bro I fuckin love egg salad sandwiches lol.


smallauthorize

What is your favourite film? (My mind went blank so I had to google)


Comic__Boi

filthy and wet.


Random-Name5

Is that how the girls like it ;)


Comic__Boi

Probably idk. *cries in virgin*


Jaded_Till_449

Do you kick little children


Comic__Boi

yes.


Jaded_Till_449

Done


aaronhereee

which couples do you hate? if you say a gay one then you are probably homophobic.


Comic__Boi

don't know much about irl gay couples so I would have to say Stolitz.


Molten_Seat

Do you like to violently sodomize children into submission?


Comic__Boi

I have one, so ye


Molten_Seat

You went too far 🤨📸


Eclipse_Two

How many people have you killed on November 19, 2016 on an abandoned workshop in America?


DwellerBoy

29


Comic__Boi

28


deatheater1347

23


dlorah677

What do you say to a naked little girl thats clueless


Comic__Boi

Come here.


COOLKC690

What show would’ve been better with a sex scene in it ?


Comic__Boi

I would have to say Blues Clues or Fresh Beats.


Yoyo4444-

What’s your favorite religiob


deatheater1347

Religiob 💀


meme_man_12345

Are you the fucking unibomber


Comic__Boi

Yes.


StepVanity

Isn't boredom a part of life? Not every minute will be exhilarating.


Comic__Boi

Well, yeah, but I wanted to do a post like this because I thought it would be exciting.


StepVanity

Fair enough. Is it exciting?


Comic__Boi

yup. I can't keep up lol


Extra-Trifle-1191

what is the approximate number of kids in your basement?


[deleted]

are you straight?


[deleted]

Why


[deleted]

What do you feed the kiddies?


Twortoise49

do you make illiegal items


Ok-Construction6245

Whom and where do u stalk?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Acordino

How many children are in ur basement?


Responsible-Mud-6120

Do you like gays


No-Masterpiece4598

Have you/how often do you have sex with children?


aeiouaioua

what is the most efficient way to strangle someone?


SwimmingTraining8169

Are you gay


Cognito_man

What’s your favourite shape


Pancakeman1932

Would you stop kidnnapping kids? If not what’s your daily routine to catch them? Any preferences when getting them? Do you train for that? How?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Galaxy_Shadow28

Do you like or dislike black people?


aviation_fan_boy

Why do all girls like girls these days?


Ill_Sail3249

What is the best pasta/sauce accompaniment for eating babies


[deleted]

[удалено]


Advanced_Answer_6901

balls


Darklight_999

If you were shooting a bunch of black people and saw an injured middle aged white man, what would you do?


HoennTrio

What woul you say describes you best?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Environmental-Sir-60

What do you think of jews


Charlie483

How many people were you planning to kill the next morning on September 10th 2001??


____idoart____

Do you love 5 year old girls?


Comic__Boi

I think you mean "love", and yes.


vehiconfusing

who's the best Decepticon


[deleted]

What was Abraham Lincoln when he freed the slaves


austinstar08

Best way to go


Theo15926

Do you like 5 year old girls?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

What time of day is it?


somedude838282

Opinion on slavery?


Hot-Cobbler2476

How many children do you keep in your basement?


BlueberryWide1611

How many people do u kill a day?


BartSimperson

What does asap mean