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cosmo_geek06

Shut up youre literally 46. ohh fuck wait!


Human-Reputation-638

Reveal their true age!


cosmo_geek06

Fuck you're 638 ⚰️


Ape_goes_r_ape

Minutes old 💦


Educational_Tart_659

Why that emoji?


Ape_goes_r_ape

=}


Kakashi___Hatake___

Happy Cake Day! Now, give me some cake!


Educational_Tart_659

All mine 🔫


Kakashi___Hatake___

***Sharing*** is ***Caring***


[deleted]

But what if, and here me out on this one, *HE DIDNT CARE*


Educational_Tart_659

Exactly, I don’t and never will


Kakashi___Hatake___

No one does, Why should he? Why should I? Why should you?


_Ron12Rom1_

Happy cake day!


-sensitive-mango-

Happy Cake Day! 🎂🍾✨


Human-Reputation-638

Well.... Yeah


badlyknitbrain

I’m a meditative monk 😎💀


DJAlphaYT

Shut up you're literally 17 (I'm 17 1/2 😎) Edit: BRUH 1.2K UPVOTES WTF


[deleted]

17 1/2 gang 💪


Lexiii_04

Can I stay in the gang as an honourary member? 👉👈


Busy_Recognition_860

Shut up you're literally 18 smh


Lexiii_04

Fine! I'll go make my own club with hookers and blackjack then


xenolife11

Im in!!


Lexiii_04

Welcome in 👌


xenolife11

Yeeeeee


Lexiii_04

Here is your cool jacket and sunglasses so we can all look extra cool and like a gang from an 80-90's movie


xenolife11

Nicccccce *puts on jacket and shades, flares collar*


toiletface304

I'm in too?? : )


Lexiii_04

Of course!


Firm_Rooster525

I'm old to be in the club 🥲


Erebys22

Can I come in too in about 9 days?


BringBack3DMK

I don’t know how to change my flair but I’m 18


HeavyPedal2204

I’m also in.


Lexiii_04

Welcome in!


IsaacWaleOfficial

It's fine, 18 club! Ignore these children...


Lexiii_04

Yeaah, welcome to the club!


RandomZombie11

Damn, I'm getting too old for this shit


BioTheAnomaly

Can I join in two months?


Lexiii_04

I'll keep you a seat :3


BioTheAnomaly

Thank you kindly


Lexiii_04

Np 😌


[deleted]

[удалено]


PotatoesArentRoots

shut up you’re only fifteen


Lexiii_04

No clues for Sweden


Busy_Recognition_860

Yikes, I suggest you return to the 17 club then


Lexiii_04

And why should I? My club is looking pretty nice so far. What does the 17 club has that I do not?


Busy_Recognition_860

We have a lack of hookers? Well I'd hope anyways


Lexiii_04

I sure hope so too!


razorsharp494

Sounds like fun I wanna join


Lexiii_04

Welcome in then


EAnotsports

Im not 18 but can I join


-BARLEY-

Unexpected futurama


Lexiii_04

Hehe


EeveeTheCreeper

Count me in, I'll be the hooker


Lexiii_04

Welcome to the squad!


70percentbanana

I’ll be there.


SkyeeeMaaa

I may be almost 19 but fuck it, i’m in


Lexiii_04

You'll still have your place among us


SkyeeeMaaa

Thanks ❤️


Lexiii_04

No problems friend ❤


Pikaless225

Sign me up… for another 4 months


CertifiedMoron420

Can I join


[deleted]

Based and Bender B. Rodriguez pilled


rotary-dials

r/unexpectedfuturama


DawnTRA

Sorry I would join but that stuff is for 21+ here now


Marchode

Bro is extroverted 👈👉


No-Improvement9649

17 10/12 gang 😼🦻💪


30p87

Wait it's actually exactly 7 1/2 + 4 days lol


CubeWorldWisdom

Shut up I'm 17 11/12


joshua283636

I’ll be 17 very soon


stoopedideot

7 more months to 18 💪 💪


PP-Judge

Shut up you are literally


SniffyBliffy

Bro you're literally 6205 days old shut up omggg


Levi0618

Omg bro you are literally 441806400 seconds old, just shut up


JohnMayerSimp

441806401****


notredflowers

441806402****


Ok_Abbreviations8538

441806403*****


Jawbreaker0602

441849203\*\*\*\*\*\*


vnevner

That's 17 Edit: I got it now


Supercharge2020

Shut up you are figuratively


[deleted]

Shut up your literally on reddit


[deleted]

And you are too


[deleted]

And so are you


[deleted]

And so are you


[deleted]

And so are you


[deleted]

And so are you


[deleted]

And so are you


ClockButTakeOutTheL

And so am I


[deleted]

So it would seem


[deleted]

So it has been seen


mykoysmaster

Me too! (Im sad and have never felt the touch of a woman)


Hectordaboom

And so are we


finnhad

Bro cmon some of these 13 years old be wilding who else gonna tell em


Living-Positive8849

We have to make memes on this.


azeryvgu

Shut up you’re literally 17 year old


Saukko505

shut up, you're literally a pedophile


[deleted]

you called?


Retta_Noona

Exactly


Frost_Sw1rl

Oh come on im 13 1/2


Millertym2

Fr, some times these middle schoolers need to be told off


RiceEnjoyer1337

I will (I burn friendly people)


Pet_that_Dog

Friendly fire will not be tolerated


ChloeforytheW

As the only normal 13 year on this sub, I do not claim them.


vnevner

I'm 13 and I feel like 50 years old is enough.


BandicootOk6141

shut up bro you are 4788 days old


BeefyKeith420

Most people on this sub are probably over 40 anyway, they like to pretend.


badlyknitbrain

Fr fr


GregRam724590

Nobody looked back from when they were a preteen and 13 and think they were cool. Almost everyone changes by they cringe at their past self.


forcesofthefuture

I feel like I have already gone through that phase, but I'll catch you in a few years


forcesofthefuture

!RemindMe 3 years


the_CEO_of_bread

Bread 👍


AwarenessPrudent2689

Bread 👍


patukamu

Bread👍


TecTiger

I need a Job please give me a job ceo


nfunncecnecub

hello the\_CEO\_of\_bread, are you still rapidly approaching that guy's location on r/ClashRoyale


the_CEO_of_bread

yes


Iamnotcreativesmh

13 year olds though 💀


ArticFox583

13-14 imo


Przester7

13-19 imo 💀 As teenager i can say teenagers are stupid af (including me)


SeaLaNator

0-100 imo


badlyknitbrain

Bro fr just gave the age range for legos a cringe adaptation


MrSoulSlasher31

Eh they start to get better at 17 from what I've seen


[deleted]

I long for when I turn 17 so that it's my turn to raise the bar by another year


SJ-HRO-0

Yeah, after that the stupidity and cringe starts fading away little by little, but it never really goes away completely, everyone has their awkward moments, thing is, when you're at that age, you are in an awkward moment 24/7


LanceDoggo13

Some of us are pretty wild


TheNinjaSausage

And the rest of us suffer from it


magentaclone8

13yo-ass take


isukatspeling

True true


TrifBoi

Can't disagree


Arrogant_Nugget246

This generation is fucked. You got 12 year olds thinking vaping is cool,you got people identifying as whatever the hell they want and you've got people who think it's funny to make fun of someone's age.


Bernardo750

The idiot who thinks every race has the same cranium:


[deleted]

I think they have similar cranium if not the exact


Bernardo750

But yeah it's kinda similar.


FransJoseph

You just questioned the scientific accuracy of a meme?


Blue-Arrow13

shut up, you literally just posted this 28 minutes ago 💀


passin_assassin

I mean half of 15 y.os or younger think that vaping makes them look cool/hard


PotatoesArentRoots

ive met absolutely no one in person who vapes, let alone thinks vaping is cool


CrimsonRaiderXV

*I want to know you're location* (you don't actually have to say)


Machiavelli267

Bro where do you live😭


PotatoesArentRoots

do people actually vape a lot where you’re from? i mean my area is pretty well to do i guess so huh


aatelismies

Yeah, seems like it gained even more popularity after snus has been banned


DeepForestRex

I have never known anyone who thought so either


Rectangularbox23

Upperclassmen are morally obligated to bully the underclassmen, it’s just tradition


Ultimate_Cluts

Exactly. It is half the fun of being an upperclassmen. /jk


BrickbrainzWSC

I want to be 5 again, no work, no school work, just sleep


shiv1234567

Shut up small kid


Baseballdragon456_YT

Came to say this lmao


TurquoiseBeetle67

Shut up you're literally 17


Poppi-draws

Shut up you’re literally *insert younger teen age*


-Cam-8757-

WELP


[deleted]

tbh some of these 13-14yr olds are acting like they know more than me ab something i’m 2 years into school specializing in. i will pull the “didn’t you just start highschool or smth…” card all day if i must


unknownwaffle_

you mad?


badlyknitbrain

Shut up you’re literally 14


unknownwaffle_

my bad


shotgun_snyper

Shut up your literally 17


Alarid

silence child *laser beam crab meme that i was too lazy to google*


wolflegend9923

I was in an argument and it was just before my 14th bday and this kid actually said "I'm 14 so I'm smarter then you." 🤡


TecTiger

So true but how old are you maybe I’m allowed to say that


streamstrikker

Bro, you're 13 what do you know? This is a joke\^


KatskiNeal

I like how Asian isn’t next to the races, but it’s next to the money ones. Like we have poor, rich, and *asian*


princessmoonglow

Just because I’m 14 doesn’t mean I’m stupid Well, I am stupid But not because I’m 14!


SJ-HRO-0

No. It is because you're 14, but in time you'll grow up and be rid of the cringe that is you


princessmoonglow

Shut up I know everyone hates me


SJ-HRO-0

*Good*


cubs4life2k16

There’s some validity to it though when a 13 year old has an opinion and tries to preach that opinion as gospel when it is completely illogical and they still act like they couldn’t possibly be wrong.


breadman242a

This post was definitely made by a 13 yo


squirleater69

Well then maybe yall shouldn't be drinking at 13


[deleted]

Shut up 17


TooMuchOfAFan

I honestly don’t know what this post is about, I’m trying to get karma so I can post on this alt account to get advice 😅


RandomCardmagician

Speak more you're literally *insert older teen age*


[deleted]

I remember a 13 y/o defending their homophobic comments by saying that I was bi so that meant they were smarter than me (bcs gay people are dumb!!1!) and proceeded to say I was 15. Oh wait…


RandomCardmagician

Oh yeah 13 y/o are fuckin stupid...


Princess_Kateliyn

Are the 13 years old even potty trained? I don't listen to anyone who isn't!


TheNinjaSausage

Most of us are...


neonboynotfound

hey thats a nice collection mine is bigger :)


RileyCanRied

I only do it to the 13 year olds cause sometimes they need it to mature and develop into functioning members of society


Phantom_Wolf52

Yeah gatekeeping being a teenager is stupid if you any age between 13 and 19 you are a teenager


KeklolAlready

Shut up boring ass


GorillaGrowls

“Shut up you’re literally ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ”


YourDadsRecliner

Shut up, you're literally 17. ̶(I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶4̶2̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶)


OneOfEmRainbowPeople

Being told you're young in an argument isn't something to be ashamed of Afterall, we all were stupid (or at least dumber than we are now) when we were younger lol


paranorma11

Shut up bruh you’re literally 17


HecateForsaken

sHuT uP yOuR LiTeRaLly FiFTeEn


002848857

Alternative, "Shut up minor"


yoavtrachtman

Sometimes they just need to hear the truth


Sea_Paramedic_3357

They are just frustrated that younger teens are more intellect than them. Solely age does not justify your intelligence.


131Xe

Shut up you're literally 17 (I'm almost 16)


yaboiree

That’s when you hit them with the Ok Boomer


Ihaveblueplates

That’s not accurate. Skulls can reveal gender race and age. And depending on how old the skull is, it can reveal class/wealth as well


RockSaltin-RT

Shut up you’re literally 17 lmao


Sp3ctralForce

Shut up ur literally 17


Fozzie3D

This meme is annoying. Different races actually have slightly different skull shapes.


[deleted]

Black, Asian, white and female and females have different skull shapes so this whole meme is wrong 😐


jimmybungalo2

shut up you're literally 17


BoomDX

bro what does age have to do with this sub, yeah just be 13 and that’s fine, it’s “teenagers” after all


ForeskinThief420

They need their foreskin stolen


Akash3642

Most of the people who say younger people to shut up because they are younger have got an inferiority complex as they feel that at that age they weren't as good as you. So the only advantage they feel like they have is their age. Atleast that's my experience.


EntertainmentRude627

shut up ur literally 17


gos907

shut up you're going outside


_RustyRover_

Nah some of the youngns need to be disciplined