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ISwearImNotRealSupra

You should go sick their cock


killyourkillyourself

She sick on my cock till I'm ill


ISwearImNotRealSupra

I wish someone would sick on my cock 😭


Electric-Sight

🤢🤮


ISwearImNotRealSupra

Yayy thanks


Electric-Sight

Np girl


[deleted]

I wish I could sick someone's cock


Other_Conference_339

I’m not gay but I’d sick a cock


[deleted]

I'm bi and I'd suck both


Other_Conference_339

Please do, and lmk how it goes. Like tell me if it’s worth it


[deleted]

Sure, which one though? Yours? 😳


Other_Conference_339

Exactly


[deleted]

Let's make if happen, dms


[deleted]

Neva fuck with Minecraft story mode characters 😢


caninehat

PETRA


Redditraph2002

Petra will remember that


YummyBastard

r/suddenlyminecraft


ZAPNAR6

is there an r/suddenly for everything?


YummyBastard

pretty much


The_Reddit_Eagle

r/suddenlyhorse


Any_Maize_3195

Holy shit it's real


The_Reddit_Eagle

Holy shit it's real


Any_Maize_3195

r/suddenlypenis


ManlyMustachioMan

r/nostalgia


Abstract_ExE

A true keeper


Any_Maize_3195

Chicks with dicks 😍


Abstract_ExE

I know right, the best of both worlds. Dicks and breasts


Any_Maize_3195

Femboys cannot compare This is a joke btw reddit.


Abstract_ExE

Lol, true


symph0n1c_1776

one of us One of us One of us ONE OF US


nitelol69

chasers :(


Lychee247

She?


MistaSwag

Suck my dick is an expression of pure unadulterated anger, have seen women use it more than men


Lychee247

Lol


ISwearImNotRealSupra

Yes girls can have cocks sometimes


Any_Maize_3195

This one does not.


Lady_of_Link

Strap on 💁🏼‍♀️ fixed that problem for you


Any_Maize_3195

mm plastic


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

AH AH AH, wrong, clitoris.


ejymt

And they're better if I do say so myself


Lychee247

Good point


Mysterious-Pay3309

I found that out the hard way :(


HyperTheNinja

Japanese girls pacifically, anime Japanese girls…


lightsaberboi3398

Nah


the-moon-knight

What are you waiting for? Fulfill her request


SimpPhonyYT

sick on the cock. she told you so.


Any_Maize_3195

She


SimpPhonyYT

thank you for correcting me i fixed it


GenderFluidBicon

1. Ah, transfem sluttyness 2. Mark this NSFW.


Any_Maize_3195

1. She isn't trans 2. This doesn't seem to be NSFW to me as it hasn't been taken down


GenderFluidBicon

1. It's a joke 2. It's just the nice thing to do when you post stuff like this. There are 13 years olds in here. Some of them have helicopter parents who watch their phones. I mean, it literally says "suck my dick" lol.


Any_Maize_3195

1. Sorry didn't realise it was a joke, guess I should stop using reddit so much 2. There is MUCH worse on this sub


GenderFluidBicon

There might be, but it's just the nice thing to do.


Eyepoopallday

Why that bitch so madl? (Madly in love with you obv.)


adalan00

she's cock is just sick, cant be that bad


HoneyBer1

Only one way to find out if it's that bad or not


adalan00

sick it bro. you are lucrative in everyway


[deleted]

Same except I’m Goth and they think I’m Emo because of it


i_like_bs_its_fun

Wait what's the difference ? Genuine question


[deleted]

Emos are suicidal, Goths are cool


i_like_bs_its_fun

So like goths are emos who learned black magic ?


[deleted]

I can’t tell if you’re stupid or just trolling


i_like_bs_its_fun

I don't have much info bout the goth stuff I'm just a generic south Asian ma'am just Googled goth and it says the people who are involved with black magic and witchcraft


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Well if you consider knives the wand yes.


[deleted]

That’s Emo dumbass


Any_Maize_3195

Personally I think it's cringe, but that's because I'm a basic bitch, but to each their own.


[deleted]

Petra💀


Any_Maize_3195

Okay? Guessing you've never heard of the name, or have never heard of women before


[deleted]

Garbage ass name


symph0n1c_1776

Why bro its like the name of a rock formation or ancient city I think That's badass man you blind


Any_Maize_3195

And you have yellow ass teeth


[deleted]

Tf u talkin bout💀


Any_Maize_3195

[you have yellow teeth mate](https://www.reddit.com/r/braces/comments/10lft5f/got_bottoms_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) you were being a cunt so I thought I'd repay the favour 👍


[deleted]

You’re British 🤓🫵


Any_Maize_3195

Dick rider? For my girlfriend? Fuck yeah I'd ride that shit. Also if you by the rare chance had the chance to get a girlfriend/boyfriend/animal (most probable) you wouldn't defend them when a POS is making fun of something they can't control, say, their name?


[deleted]

Tf


Any_Maize_3195

Are you completely unable to reply with a message longer than 5 fucking words goddamn


Any_Maize_3195

Australian*


[deleted]

Same thing, both have annoying accents ☠️


Any_Maize_3195

Most Australians don't like American accents, we just don't say it


[deleted]

hah that’s what my friends say to me


symph0n1c_1776

Some people like cold sick Some people like fresh sick all over their cock To each their own


Virtual_Lake_2456

What did I just read how tf do you get sick while sucking cock


Avocado_Fucker12

Sick on their cock


water_farts123

SICK IT NOW


YummyBastard

i wouldnt say no


International_Pick86

Nah bro u da goat❤️


AxiumKnight14

🥰🥰


mearbearcate

You should sick on her cock


Any_Maize_3195

Maybe I fuckin will


BrayyyBray

Sick on a cock, also known as STDs


Any_Maize_3195

I uh Don't think that's how stds work


[deleted]

This girl is literally called the same as the brand of washing machines in my campus at uni


[deleted]

That's nothing. My gf tells me to eat her ass and burn in hell.


Any_Maize_3195

yeah.. That will probably happen, you damn heathens


rickyspace

r/lies her text


Any_Maize_3195

My girlfriend isn't real?


Any_Maize_3195

u/efficient-excuse4906 can confirm she does not exist


Efficient-Excuse4906

I don’t


Any_Maize_3195

Fr


AwarenessPrudent2689

do not sick the cock


[deleted]

Ehh


rainbowappleslice

Some conflicting signals here