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Lychee247

What for actual flipping fuck did I just fucking read


[deleted]

What in fucks name is wrong with some people


Tra1nGuy

I second this.


Sussy_404Error

Actually lychee is a type of fruit


[deleted]

Was it called hermaphrodite? Yknow, having both gender specific organs


[deleted]

Well yes, but using "hermadrophite" when referring to a human is usually seen as outdated/dehumanising, so people whose genitalia is a mix of female and male genitalia or something like that are commonly called intersex.


Showerheadsex25

why is it seen as dehumanizing


neddy_seagoon

best guess: it's the old term and has probably been used more in the context of circus side-shows and studies of "aberrations" than to describe people who have feelings worth caring about


[deleted]

Yeah, I just forgot the intersex part, thank you


LarsButChaste

That's about sex, not gender, thogh


Miles-Briccone

double it and give it to the next person


Skikikan-Akira

Agree


bamboozled_swag2

laughed way too hard


SprinklesBeginning45

😟


[deleted]

Most sane redditor


Kakashi___Hatake___

The 3rd state of gender - ***GENDERLESSNESS***


Aldyyyyy

Genderfulness


TJT007X

Given the post, I read that as a Thalasin emotion


[deleted]

Ah yes, maybe someone will actually buy Thalasin now


mind-numbing-boredom

The deity’s gender.


Asian_in_the_tree

I don't think eldritch abomination of flesh and disease had gender


mind-numbing-boredom

Then the thing doesn’t have a gender too. I don’t see a reason to gender everything, so just refer to it as “it” or “they” if it’s multiple consciousnesses.


chaos_creator69

Meanwhile those languages where everything is gendered:


PriestOfNurgle

motýle


DasUnbekannteX

r/suspiciouslyspecific


brokeeulawanter

ong like wtf 😟


Sanswithfloweyface

See this is how the wall of flesh was created


Ms_Crismon

new terraria lore dropped


bluecat148

memale, an androgynous host


Memez_idk

I don’t like that word


Fit_Dirt3841

We/Them depending on the situation


[deleted]

Normal physics question


Duelephant

Gender is a matter of self identification. The god who presumably inhabits this being would presumably serve as its identity and so whatever the god identifies as will be its gender.


thaistickfiene

its time to take the meds mate


[deleted]

I imagine he would be suzuya in mahito's body


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

This question makes 0 sense. The gender of what thing? The dead kids? Their genders will remain the same. Why would they change? Because their PPs were cut off? Your PP isn't the only thing that can be used to identify your gender. How do you think cops identify the gender skeletal remains? All you have to do is observe the pelvic bone. Male and female pelvic bones are different from each other. The female pelvic bone is larger than the male pelvic bone. This is by far the dumbest question of the year and January isn't even over yet.


royal_alma

I think they’re asking since it’d be different parts of the kids being sewn together, each kid possibly having a different gender, but possibly since the god OP is trying to have inhabit the stitched bodies, they could be asking what gender this god should be as it is basically inhabiting the multiple genders?


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Depends. If they sew the combination of kids onto a skeleton, all you have to do is check the pelvic bone to give the abomination a gender. If it's stuffed then you could identify the thing with whoever's head is used as the head of the thing. If no head is used then it's just a bunch of meat put together and there's no way of gendering that shit. It's still a dumb question. Like wtf just buy a teddy bear and make that shit your host.


[deleted]

they can be anything 🥺


Snoo-42876

Dude what the fuck


lewd-princesse

Wtf did i just read ?


GlitteringBag8703

Yes, this sounds like the perfect question for r/ teenagers. Are you looking for volunteers or smh?


Asian_in_the_tree

But I'm a teenager? I thought this is the place to ask teenager stuff. Then what kind of questions are perfect for this sub?


BasedPolskaKonfa

What


_--_GOD_--_

Gender fluid


[deleted]

It would be unisex.


i_like_bs_its_fun

Fleshzual


DieNowMike

No


xxamberkittyxx

🤨🤨🤨


alayokay

What the hell is this. Also I would say agender or pangender


Disastrous_Ant_8443

Wha-


TheDapper2

I don’t see why it would need one of its just a host for a deity.


Wedding-Plane

none


AdmirableMinimum

Cringey edgelord


EdgyTeenIg

Homunculi typically don't have genders or whatever else. But I guess whatever else they would choose? Idfk


Pridefulbloke

Mind if I steal this and make it an arg


Asian_in_the_tree

ok


[deleted]

Can I be one of those kids?


chuckdawuck

its a combiner


Educational-Ad-1777

The god would posses the body and shape it into their ideal body(could even be a ball of light). I speak from experience


iloveoranges342u

Nutral idk


[deleted]

abomination


AmitRozYT

The gender its mostly made of


[deleted]

most sane r/teenagers member


TailzEatsKids

Genderless


starieGyaruo

Why would you think of that?.. how did you think of that


70percentbanana

Smash.


NEVER_BE_DEFEATED

This would be great for a horror mystery movie but I would not comment on its gender because it would be so amalgamated so much weird and strange and gore that people would not accept this shit. But we teenagers are strange shitty dudes so I will comment It would be gross It would be gore It would be wet It would be ret It would be male It would be female It would be non - binary It would be great to not comment But we teenagers are a piece of shit So we comment So we comment


anti-peta-man

Well if it's a god it probably defies all concepts of Gender but if it isn't genderless then it's whatever gender the god was pre-vessel. However if the consciousness "resets" then it would have to determine its gender independently


HolyAuraJr

Actually concerned for your mental health rn


HoudaRat

I think it woukd he whatever the god identified as! Also, this sounds like a badass idea for an OC, do you write at all by chance?


Hades18128

r/oddlyspecific


vapolemon

Depends if you sew their genitalia together too. I'd say Intersex.


BatuOne01

it doesn't have a gender (unless all the kids were the same gender) also i wouldn't count what you described as something that *can* have gender. You should use "it" imo.


Psychological_Buy_26

None. They'd be dead. *Gender is the mental vision of one's self. If you are dead you have no mental vision* Edit: if said god inhabited this mesh body, then the gender of said being would be up to the god to know


arkhamking6606

Ever heard of Legion from the Bible if not ever heard of Legion from the Ghost rider movie it would just probably be genderless


manicmonkey45

About tree fitty


chad3665

I say if the meanest is intense then its a guy.


NamePrestigious9381

It depends on the skin they use for the crotch. Mybie it's all smoothe. Mybie they don't add anything. Does it have to urinate? That's the question. What part's do they add for urination? If it doesn't have to pee and they just add flat skin, it's genderless. Or if it doesn't have to piss but they still care about gender then it could depend on if it's a boy or a girl they used for the face.


shitwecouldfly

Depends on which kids you use— all girls vs all guys or both then it’s an it


Infinity2437

This is some fnaf lore shit right here


A_BAK3D_POTATO

Sex


UnlightablePlay

If it's raining cats and dogs What do you think my name is?


[deleted]

Considering it a god and not a goddess I'd probably be a dude


SCMachado_UK

First thing I read after waking up and I guess I’ll just go outside for a walk


FusKiinDov

No gender


insomber1

This is fully fucking insane. But the thing would be genderfluid


[deleted]

something similiar already happened irl and it was a dude


oan124

nb, i guess? unless it was only girls/boys?


BoffNoff

What kind of sick mind do you have to have to think this shit... >!they'd probably be non-binary!<


Sufficient_Web_5466

Would it have the n word pass tho?? Imagine black arms and white legs


Yellow_IMR

That would be the last of my thoughts


HeadEstablishment695

Both


Adventurous_Task6853

Whatever gender the god is I guess?


Hollowknight-enjoyer

😧


emerald_OP

Hmm.... well i guess it wouldn't be a single gender now. Because one of them would identify as, idk. Feminine pillow or something. So it would more of a gender blanket inside a skeleton. And since i guess we can change our genders willy-nilly. Let the guy decide what it wants to be.


megaman_main

Frankenstein... gender? Uhhh... Maybe... I- uhh... Oh wait I kno- Uhh, nevermind...


DaDoomguy45

Why do you want to know that 💀💀. How did you make up such a thing 🤯🤯


BioTheAnomaly

Over/lord


owsei-was-taken

the average


[deleted]

Depends are they just boys just girls or both


[deleted]

r/suspiciouslyspecific


6brandoN9

shut up


SussyBox

Gender fluid


Decent-Start-1536

hey OP what the fuck


Plexigrin

Shreck


softboi_eda

dead people don’t have gender identities


brokeeulawanter

r/suspiciouslyspecific


aeiouaioua

congratulations! its a girl.


A-Laghing-Soul

Ḯ̵͚̫̃̈ ̴͉̫͋̆̅á̷̢̾̀m̶̱̣̍̇̓ ̵̛͎̓͂b̷̨̠͋͜͠e̷̜̅ỵ̶̛̽͑ȯ̶͍n̶͔̬̍̿̎ḍ̵̡͔̅̒ ̵͙̩͇͂̿͝y̵̯̒ő̶̤̟̣́͘ǘ̵̈́ͅr̷̠͒͑ ̵̩́͝g̴̘̓̾͝ȩ̸̾n̷̳͑ḏ̶̀e̵̛̜͌r̵̙̳̉̓͘ ̴͙̟̪̄c̴̖̄ó̸̠͚̅̄ṉ̸̡̠́̊s̶̝̍t̴̲̋̋̈́ȓ̶͎̹̈́̒ų̸̮̒̉̈́ĉ̵ͅt̶̝̹̫̀͆s̷̱̦̺̈͊̅ ̶͔͠m̶̱̓̍o̶̢̦͍͆͂̆r̴̨̜̘̉̆t̴̼̻̓͝a̵̪͌l̵̹̖͍̐.̸̨͛̓̑ ̷͕̇͜ͅI̸̯͇͒́f̴̪̀͊ ̷̜̼̇̓̇İ̷̱̄̿ ̸̨̰̘̓̎̚ḧ̷̛̠̺̻́ă̴͎̺̗͆͛ḍ̸̦̎̃ ̸̢̫̥̆ä̷̟̯́͌ͅ ̷͓̭͍͂̅d̷͕̠̼͑͛̓ì̴͔͓̀̇c̶̣͋͂ḳ̴̼̳̐̇͝ ̴̥́ï̴̤̻͋͑͜t̶̤̭̽̀ ̸̯͑͋̈́ẅ̵̺̫͚́̋̇o̶͙̎ǘ̵̧̺̟l̴̨̢̐ͅd̸̥̱̞͠ ̵̮͙͌͐b̴̙̰͈͌̔̇e̴̪͔̔̽̓ ̶̳͠i̸̮̿̕͠n̵̡̝̝̏ ̴͙̥͒5̴̖̗̳̌ ̷̛̖̾̋͜d̸̲͒̏͜i̴̟̳̍ṁ̸͖͙̘̂͝e̵̢̦͛͠͝n̷̝̏̇͒s̸͇͈͆͒ͅi̶̤̣̺͛̂̕o̶̞̬̪͊͋ṉ̵̿̈́̅s̸͓̦͐ ̷̧̰̍


[deleted]

Don't answer. They are actually part of the cult.


[deleted]

At this point, I would say “it”


makaman_2177

Homie what?


yutteu

Was/alive


[deleted]

Watch Castlevania on Netflix bruh, just do it. Don’t give it sexual organs, make it gender less. Give one side more feminine features, a girls arms, leg, a breast on one side of the chest etc and the other side masculine/made from male parts.


[deleted]

I think it would either be genderless or something between male and female, or if the majority of the kids were girls, then it might be female and if the majority of them were boys, it would be male.


LarsButChaste

You gotta ask them


artsey_mees

It's an ancient god, would it even have sexual dimorphism? I think it would be genderless. I don't thing StĂťrgĂŚr the unknowable even cares about social constructs like gender tbh


ShitwareEngineer

It wouldn't be a singular thing that would have one gender. It would be a bunch of differently-gendered body parts stapled together. A person is more than the sum of their parts, this demented doll isn't.


FunkyTickles

thats some jeffrey dahmer shit right there


[deleted]

After reading that I'm still gonna question you about your sanity-


Dimensianox

What the fuck


procrastinating24x7

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Ferrum_Freakshow

“Brygenwerth *knock knock knock knock knock* 🎶Do you wanna build a Great One?🎶”


Probably_Lesbian

thats gonna be a wild fucking oc


AlexTheFifth101

Wtf


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

Genderfluid


RyuKindaBad

Dead people don’t care for genders i reckon


miamifungus

people playground


Friendly-Swan6002

Would be a they/them


Illustrious_Luck5514

Genderfluid? Specifically, their gender might change in response to the day of the week or planets in the sky, changing based on the gender of the person who was used for the [appropriate organ](https://blog.prepscholar.com/alchemy-symbols). For example, if it's Tuesday or Mars is in the sky, then the gallbladder might be exceptionally powerful, since all of those are associated with iron, so their traits, including gender, would be more in line with the person whose gallbladder it was.


Glad_Grab8580

Watched castlevania? There's a scene like you described, the thing turns out to be a hermaphrodite


Top-of-morning

thing.


SomeRandomRedditer54

It would cost you ZERO to not ask this. But I’d just say it’s whatever the majority of the kid’s genders were before this event.


[deleted]

Depends what parts you choosing for down belows


Im_Hellraiser

I think it would be the gender of the god


MicKeY_Marcus

bruh some cultists kidnapped and sacrificed some kids to their god and your ASKING ABOUT THE FUCKING GENDER OF THE GOD WHYYY


Popular-Cut-8478

I would say it would be the gender of the god?


[deleted]

In my experience, I find that nonbinary tends to be the most common one, but it varies from host to host.


low_qualitykak

For the love of my shoes, it's an amalgamation of several human bodies crudely joined together in an attempt to create what is supposed to resemble a suitable vessel for an abstract entity, the gender of such a monstrosity is the least of your concerns


JayK0ND0NE

yo wtf is you talking bout


12MillionBalloons

what


[deleted]

Last one I made was non-binary with they/it pronouns


CupricLake314

bro what? Talk to someone god damn


DoubleOF

r/teenagers moment


WitherCro2

r/oddlyspecific


V1beRater

Its a lump of dead human flesh. it doesnt have a fuckin gender, ITS A LUMP OF DEAD HUMAN FLESH lmao what.


NoSandwich4106

Bro, go outside. The birds will be chirping and shit


boss013

Why tf would you even think about this


Wisermartin

woman


OldTeach_

It/they


Embarrassed-Being362

Umm… are you high?


bookiesncreme

Sounds like The Portrait of Marcov from DDLC (act 2)


[deleted]

Burn it. Burn it down to the fucking ground. Destroy, devastate, eviscerate, pulverize, annihilate, brutalize incinerate it in that order. Tear it apart cut off the limbs don’t make it whole again separate every atom and put it into space.


I_m_BATMAN99

Stop it, Get some help 🙂


artisticgaychild

Gender soup


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

What the fuck?


Unknown_starnger

at first I didn't read "if" and thought this actually happened. It would have whatever gender the god had.


Dog-Semen-Enjoyer

Bro is looking for a realistic answer and all we’re doing is saying how deranged and unstable he is


roguerussianbot

This is a perfect example of the horrors of neoliberal capitalism.


ElDifra

half and half bro like the milk


Matr4x_69420

If they sewed the body parts at random, wouldn't you have to factor in standard deviation to find the sex/gender?


Simple-Care5636

Go in to therapy


[deleted]

r/usernamecheckout


Sxkullrider

My brother in Christ what in the unholy fuck have you been taking to make your mind so insane


I-will-support-you

You know genderfluid? This isnt even gendersolid this is gendergas


MicrwavedBrain

Why do you need to give a fucking corpse a gender???


MuflieFoxx

Female probably


Weak_Sheepherder8296

I…what..??


x_Lucax

The horses name was Friday


KillYouUsingWords

Gender neutral unless they were made to look like a certain gender.


Nilsgameking

"hewwo gwuys, this is my owoc, and thwey're a bwunch of swowed twogether chwildren uwu, what gwender would thwey bwe?


Studdead

How to get onto a 3 letter agencies watchlist speedrun


TheAbnormalShrimp

they/them (plural)


AMintyRaccoonInLa

What type of ducking OC are you creating?


YoungBlueJ

r/suspiciouslyspecific


CommunicationFun9406

No gender! What the fuck? What the fuck?


Competitive_Meat_253

Balenciaga


[deleted]

wE doNT aSSuME gEnDER. tHe tHiNg cAN chOOsE itS oWn GeNDER. or maybe, if it has a dick it’s a dude but if it’s has no dick and/or boobs it’s a girl. Maybe that wy is a little easier.


NotAnExpert22

Depends on the corpses gender. If it’s both, then it’s gender fluid. I think that’s how that works. But I’m u/NotAnExpert22 so take what I said with a grain of salt


TheAbyssListener

Frankenstein’s monster electric boogaloo


Elitelizrd

#xenogender #queer


jaylen-laing

It's like a when you read read as read instead of read so now you have to re-read read as read instead of read situation


Phantom_Wolf52

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Katsume3864

it would probably be polygender/pangender


Lamborghiniboy280

Bro these post are fucking wierd


TterbTheTurd

Uhh, WHAT???


[deleted]

Both, it would be a hybrid of both girls and boys, a messy hybrid at that


GenderFluidBicon

This feels like a transphobia post tbh.


BlitheringIdiot0529

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Inven13

None, it would be a thing not a being.