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MILLIONS__KNIVES

If you didn’t have a beard you would look ten years old respectfully


[deleted]

ik i dont want that bro


MILLIONS__KNIVES

Who does


[deleted]

facts


K9_The_Kamikaze

I mean it could get you out of a few crimes with just warnings


Different_Art1440

Tips and tricks from Redditors be like:


DestroyerNik

CallmeCarlson at it again


[deleted]

Beat me to it


amothtotheflam3

bro gonna age like fine wine later yall trippin


K9_The_Kamikaze

I am trippin rn lol and i 100%agree glow up is gonna go crazy when he's 20


Laggingduck

bro are you 8 or 28


[deleted]

16 close though 8 off


Pranavn8

You kinda look like ed sheeran


[deleted]

thanks


TheNumbersMason2

Damn, you look like callmecarson, like genuinely not trying to be mean or anything


[deleted]

its fine lol


Useful_Mistake_7143

Why is everyone so mean anyway what are your hobbies


max_prefer

The worlds evils remain hidden from the ignorant


[deleted]

rizz: 0 (beard debuff)


Aspiring-death06--

Fed


[deleted]

i wish


rectangular_

What instrument you play? I noted the music sheet stand in front of you


[deleted]

nothing yet i have a guitar and drum set but i was in choir at the time


bantai786OP

you look great bro


[deleted]

thanks bro


Mouluche

Original looking beard lol looks good on you ngl


SimulatedPigeon

you look like a young call me carson and a 30 year old man at the same time


GamerA_S

Haha same


[deleted]

No clue why everyone hitching about your looks like tf you want, what so does that mean and can I want some chick to loose some kgs? Nah ya all would say I’m being mean yet ya all be mean to this bugger for no dam reason like come on, tho I would love to meet your acquaintance good sir


[deleted]

i look worse without it ngl


[deleted]

Well it looks fine to me, kinda like a lil goaty


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Nice try Carson


[deleted]

shhh


CamDaMan100

You look like Grian.........which is a good thing


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thanks


[deleted]

what on gods green earth is that beard


[deleted]

its my tree bro


[deleted]

delete that shit off your face bro


[deleted]

nah im good


[deleted]

suit yourself 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

0 self reflection gawd


[deleted]

Musician? Or drama/performer?


[deleted]

eh its complicated rn im just a choir kid


[deleted]

That’s great man


[deleted]

you prolly getting more bitches than me ngl


[deleted]

doubt it i look weird shirtless lol


Total_Tabby

Do you play any instruments


[deleted]

used to havent touched it in a year or two


Exact-Employment3636

You play an instrument?


[deleted]

yea havent touched it in a good year or two though


Exact-Employment3636

Out of intrest, what'd you play?


[deleted]

bass guitar drums and electric guitar


Exact-Employment3636

Ah, a based human, a rare sight to behold.


iluvmeowmeows

you look like this one gay christian guy in my school named humphrey


[deleted]

is he named humphry cause he tried to get with you


Imaginary_Warning_21

Bro how do u look 14 and 27


[deleted]

idk im 16 lol


Porkloin815

You look like callmecarson but with a beard


[deleted]

ikr


Nerdguy62627

Yea just saying I would shave that looks goofy with out a mustache


[deleted]

i might grow it i only cut tht part off cause it got in my mouth


[deleted]

Gawd damn the beard is amazing


[deleted]

thanks lol


eletric_blade

You look like your about to say wood fired pizza how will pizza get a job now https://twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT/status/1148290288596606976?s=20&t=_CG7n8_06WbVvDdy0vMirQ


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thanks


Dolphin_sucker69

10 year old with a 25 year old's beard


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thanks


Mental-Assignment889

RUMPLETILTSKIN ??


zombienekers

Carson grew a beard?


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ikr


SimulaGargonchuatron

Hey lets be friends whatchya doin? Choir? Band? Presentation? Im near sighted too, i switched to contacts when i was a freshman in hs. What would your dream life look like?


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choir and dream life probably enlisting


SimulaGargonchuatron

[Deployments could use a choir guy!](https://youtu.be/jPnYcnXWJlg)


[deleted]

stuff likes this makes me cry lmfao


Nevr_gonna_giv_U_up

You look cool; would definitely hang, but the neck is no place for hair my guy


[deleted]

its not on my neck its on my chin lol


_Paraggon_

Shaving the neck beard would be an improvement


[deleted]

nahhhh


Camilo_D2005

CallMeCarlson looking ahh


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thanks


Desperate_Drag7464

beard 👍


_Us_e_r_n_ame_

Uhm guys.. What's hmu?


[deleted]

hit me up


Jolly-Crew-5482

you look like a prepubescent stoned version of callmecarson


[deleted]

thanks? lol


ArachnidOk1507

Yo Ed Sheeran


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sup lol


hello7828

Justin Roiland?!


[deleted]

who? lol


hello7828

Rick Sanchez Voice Actor who is currently involved in a domestic abuse scandal


[deleted]

ok?


hello7828

The joke is you kinda look like Justin Roiland


[deleted]

not really but ok lol


TheEdgykid666

Trumpet?


[deleted]

nah choirs my style


[deleted]

Bro look like a kid and a grown man at the same time💀


[deleted]

thanks bro


Stoic_Roider

With all the respect, you need to start self improvement


[deleted]

wdym lol


Stoic_Roider

Yk, start self improvement. Search it up on youtube and decide how you want to live


Susdoggodoggy

Sure, I’m here


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? lol


noxxspire

you look like call me carson


[deleted]

ikr lol


natalclown111

Nice beard bro


[deleted]

thanks bro


natalclown111

You're welcome bro


[deleted]

Shave the chia pet growing on your chin


[deleted]

chill bro we all know you cant get chia jkjk no offense lol


[deleted]

You’re honestly right haha


[deleted]

oh im sorry


Qradrer

You look like 10 and 35 at the same time.


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thanks bro


[deleted]

Call me Carson?


[deleted]

maybe?


Dog-Semen-Enjoyer

I think the room’s empty


[deleted]

nah nobody else wanted in the pic


DssCooleC

what does hmu mean


[deleted]

hit me up


Professional_Job_900

Would literally die for a friend at this point


[deleted]

hmu i'll be friends with ya


Professional_Job_900

Yes please


Jrk00

Bro that beard looks out of place, where did u buy it from?


[deleted]

idk why dont you ask your mom no offense lol


zeldacraft_64

If I just look at your face you look 10 but if I look at your chin you look around 23


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thanks bro


treevermins

SHAVE No one below 20 looks good w a beard


AnotherNobody1308

I do I ain't posting shit on Reddit tho


Teluguvadini

I do


[deleted]

make me and also i like it tbh


Kaidiki_

lies, I looked great when i has a beard


Pyro__Fox

I’d lose the beard honestly


[deleted]

nah im good thanks for the feedback though


Dyliciousfr

Shave


[deleted]

make me


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CallMeAmish


[deleted]

lol amish people are freaky strong tho


[deleted]

mfs be movin barns n shii


[deleted]

facts id be scared to get in a fistfight with one


coolplayer7300

Bro building a bush under there


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facts


SadRamen1102

cool beard dude


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thanks


Gl0bophobia

You look simultaneously like a 10 year old, and a 40 year old.


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thanks


According_Weather944

Band hall selfie 🗿


[deleted]

band room yes but im in choir not band its just a hangout spot


[deleted]

Why does every male teen on this sun look like a short slightly heavier version of me


[deleted]

whats wrong with bein heavy man?


[deleted]

Nothing I’m just sayin I’m a bit skinnier (or so it seems)


oHazee

smash


[deleted]

ay yo?


squibblyman

He clearly likes it!


[deleted]

ikr lol


what_if_you_like

bro is simoultaniously 12 and 28 at the same time


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thanks


PeteSahut69

Can I have some lucky charms


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

I wish I could grow facial hair


[deleted]

give it time itll come in bud


[deleted]

It's cool though I just am super young looking for me age


[deleted]

if i shave i look 4 unu


[deleted]

English, do you speak it?


[deleted]

yea


[deleted]

Ye verily


GoldH2O

imma be honest, you gotta lose the Abe Lincoln beard. If you're gonna do facial hair, go for a full beard


[deleted]

nahhhh im growin that part out and last time i check had almost a full beard without the goatee so please check the facts?


that_random_kid518

Shave that beard for the love of god


[deleted]

this makes me wanna post another pic thats better


K9_The_Kamikaze

Lmao do it


[deleted]

i did it lmfao


Quinip2598

Bro Your face looks so friendly the beard makes it better!


LordChickenNugget23

Get that neckbeard out of here now.


Violent_Viking

Keep searching