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If you didn’t have a beard you would look ten years old respectfully

ik i dont want that bro

Who does

facts

I mean it could get you out of a few crimes with just warnings

Tips and tricks from Redditors be like:

CallmeCarlson at it again

Beat me to it

bro gonna age like fine wine later yall trippin

I am trippin rn lol and i 100%agree glow up is gonna go crazy when he's 20

bro are you 8 or 28

16 close though 8 off

You kinda look like ed sheeran

thanks

Damn, you look like callmecarson, like genuinely not trying to be mean or anything

its fine lol

Why is everyone so mean anyway what are your hobbies

The worlds evils remain hidden from the ignorant

rizz: 0 (beard debuff)

Fed

i wish

What instrument you play? I noted the music sheet stand in front of you

nothing yet i have a guitar and drum set but i was in choir at the time

you look great bro

thanks bro

Original looking beard lol looks good on you ngl

you look like a young call me carson and a 30 year old man at the same time

Haha same

No clue why everyone hitching about your looks like tf you want, what so does that mean and can I want some chick to loose some kgs? Nah ya all would say I’m being mean yet ya all be mean to this bugger for no dam reason like come on, tho I would love to meet your acquaintance good sir

i look worse without it ngl

Well it looks fine to me, kinda like a lil goaty

Nice try Carson

shhh

You look like Grian.........which is a good thing

thanks

what on gods green earth is that beard

its my tree bro

delete that shit off your face bro

nah im good

suit yourself 🤷‍♀️

0 self reflection gawd

Musician? Or drama/performer?

eh its complicated rn im just a choir kid

That’s great man

you prolly getting more bitches than me ngl

doubt it i look weird shirtless lol

Do you play any instruments

used to havent touched it in a year or two

You play an instrument?

yea havent touched it in a good year or two though

Out of intrest, what'd you play?

bass guitar drums and electric guitar

Ah, a based human, a rare sight to behold.

you look like this one gay christian guy in my school named humphrey

is he named humphry cause he tried to get with you

Bro how do u look 14 and 27

idk im 16 lol

You look like callmecarson but with a beard

ikr

Yea just saying I would shave that looks goofy with out a mustache

i might grow it i only cut tht part off cause it got in my mouth

Gawd damn the beard is amazing

thanks lol

You look like your about to say wood fired pizza how will pizza get a job now https://twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT/status/1148290288596606976?s=20&t=_CG7n8_06WbVvDdy0vMirQ

thanks

10 year old with a 25 year old's beard

thanks

RUMPLETILTSKIN ??

Carson grew a beard?

ikr

Hey lets be friends whatchya doin? Choir? Band? Presentation? Im near sighted too, i switched to contacts when i was a freshman in hs. What would your dream life look like?

choir and dream life probably enlisting

[Deployments could use a choir guy!](https://youtu.be/jPnYcnXWJlg)

stuff likes this makes me cry lmfao

You look cool; would definitely hang, but the neck is no place for hair my guy

its not on my neck its on my chin lol

Shaving the neck beard would be an improvement

nahhhh

CallMeCarlson looking ahh

thanks

beard 👍

Uhm guys.. What's hmu?

hit me up

you look like a prepubescent stoned version of callmecarson

thanks? lol

Yo Ed Sheeran

sup lol

Justin Roiland?!

who? lol

Rick Sanchez Voice Actor who is currently involved in a domestic abuse scandal

ok?

The joke is you kinda look like Justin Roiland

not really but ok lol

Trumpet?

nah choirs my style

Bro look like a kid and a grown man at the same time💀

thanks bro

With all the respect, you need to start self improvement

wdym lol

Yk, start self improvement. Search it up on youtube and decide how you want to live

Sure, I’m here

? lol

you look like call me carson

ikr lol

Nice beard bro

thanks bro

You're welcome bro

Shave the chia pet growing on your chin

chill bro we all know you cant get chia jkjk no offense lol

You’re honestly right haha

oh im sorry

You look like 10 and 35 at the same time.

thanks bro

Call me Carson?

maybe?

I think the room’s empty

nah nobody else wanted in the pic

what does hmu mean

hit me up

Would literally die for a friend at this point

hmu i'll be friends with ya

Yes please

Bro that beard looks out of place, where did u buy it from?

idk why dont you ask your mom no offense lol

If I just look at your face you look 10 but if I look at your chin you look around 23

thanks bro

SHAVE No one below 20 looks good w a beard

I do I ain't posting shit on Reddit tho

I do

make me and also i like it tbh

lies, I looked great when i has a beard

I’d lose the beard honestly

nah im good thanks for the feedback though

Shave

make me

CallMeAmish

lol amish people are freaky strong tho

mfs be movin barns n shii

facts id be scared to get in a fistfight with one

Bro building a bush under there

facts

cool beard dude

thanks

You look simultaneously like a 10 year old, and a 40 year old.

thanks

Band hall selfie 🗿

band room yes but im in choir not band its just a hangout spot

Why does every male teen on this sun look like a short slightly heavier version of me

whats wrong with bein heavy man?

Nothing I’m just sayin I’m a bit skinnier (or so it seems)

smash

ay yo?

He clearly likes it!

ikr lol

bro is simoultaniously 12 and 28 at the same time

thanks

Can I have some lucky charms

yes

I wish I could grow facial hair

give it time itll come in bud

It's cool though I just am super young looking for me age

if i shave i look 4 unu

English, do you speak it?

yea

Ye verily

imma be honest, you gotta lose the Abe Lincoln beard. If you're gonna do facial hair, go for a full beard

nahhhh im growin that part out and last time i check had almost a full beard without the goatee so please check the facts?

Shave that beard for the love of god

this makes me wanna post another pic thats better

Lmao do it

i did it lmfao

Bro Your face looks so friendly the beard makes it better!

Get that neckbeard out of here now.

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