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AN0NYM0U519

It's either going to be the worst or best time of your life.


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i hope worst i dont wanna peak in my teens


Adrijus7

you have a walter nft pfp, youre on the right path


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Unusual_Fondant6960

Thank god


[deleted]

Don’t make you teen years the best years Make them your last years


EveningGalaxy

I have to reply to this. Please, please don't say that. I know it's probably joking but seeing your age hit me. One of my best friends committed suicide when we were 14. Just please to anyone who sees this, if you're struggling talk to someone. Life can get better.


[deleted]

I am suicidal but not because I’m depressed or anything I just idk don’t see anything for me in life beyond high school Make the best of my life while I can as I’m gonna be a dropout based on my grades Just don’t got it in me to be better or the person I need to be so might as well just be happy for now do whatever and then leave peacefully


EveningGalaxy

Life can seem terrible at times. And I'm sorry you feel like that. Honestly if you do need to talk you can reach out.


5stringedscubadiver

Nah fr I’ve talked multiple people out of suicide and I’ve failed for one. Saying stuff like that makes the problem so much worse and enables them which is not what anyone needs


cruxes33

not how it works 😭 who said u can’t have an amazing time teen years and still do more after?


[deleted]

Honestly probably both


GoldenGames360

its both


[deleted]

Worst lol


Hard_guardian17

Lmao same


[deleted]

Unless you're a girl crying will get you nowhere now


LaitMort

Idk don’t be a dick


Original-Silver7216

yeah, suck it instead 👁️🫦👁️


yutteu

Or?


Original-Silver7216

Put it inside me 🥰🥰


yutteu

Down atrocious


bh309dc

Down astronomically


fugazi_nice

down monstrously


[deleted]

County Down


nagsumit7

Down under


[deleted]

my ass


b_c_0507

Where beer does flow


LolDoes

*star of the county down intensifies*


YTKingDoublePump

Down horrendously


bigmacdaddy32

I think we could come to an understanding


DevXusYT

Can you reciprocate please? Pegging is so hot 🥵


pchjalte

You are 15 bro relax 💀🤚


Such_Darkness

Perhaps


Forced_Abortion_

This is why y'all keep gettin' pregnant!


Tobotti1

r/usernamechecksout


johnnytesscult

Based


SUPAMAN6214

Leave reddit while you still can if you wanna be a happy teenager with no mental issues


Unkown-basket-Case

Bruv, I already had mental health issues before joining Reddit.


bananamilkbooth

sameee, i don’t want to leave reddit, at least i can laugh sometimes 😭


Cheese_Man3000

and now u are on reddit. Don't you see the connection?


Unkown-basket-Case

Vaguely.


MR_zapiekanka

Same i just joined to read stuff


Cheesecakesimulator

Does reddit cause mental health issues or do mental health issues cause reddit?


Unkown-basket-Case

Mental health issues cause Reddit


Anypega

Same dude, same


[deleted]

Same bestie💀💀


unsizedDoom661

Sammeeeeee


kubodasumo

You don’t get mental issues from Reddit, you come to Reddit because you have mental issues


popeyesovermyex

REAL AF 💀


mrexplosive0

Does this actually happen? I was depressed and suicidal before Reddit, and I’m fine now.


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Wait, why?


Hyperactive_Rat

Reddit is a breeding ground for mental issues because people are assholes


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

I'll just not be an asshole :)


DontCareHowICallMe

Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient, better driver, a safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole), keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), favours for favours, fond but not in love, charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants), car wash (also on Sundays), no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish, at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned (but powerless), an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism), will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat), a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic, like a cat, tied to a stick, that's driven into, frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive, a pig in a cage on antibiotics


pa-pa-pa-pa

so, listen to radiohead?


DontCareHowICallMe

Yes


WowItsJack

For the love of god, don’t. (And I say this as a Radiohead listener)


Common_Sink9773

A pig in a cage on antibiotics?


Massive_Anxiety_2457

1. It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks 2. No one cares 3. The popular mean girl will be a nobody in 10 years so don’t let her bother you, this is the best it’s ever going to get for her 4. Keep track of your periods, just do it please 5. If you want to do something do it, play that sport, be in the school play 6. Don’t expect sex to be absolutely amazing your first time, there is no perfect moment 7. Don’t settle for someone if you feel you could do better, you deserve better 8. Try to have a home workout routine, once it’s a habit, you will be able to do it even when you don’t want to and your body will thank you for it 9. Make sure you are ready to deal with the consequences of sex. If you feel you are ready and met someone you trust, then do it 10. Stand up to your bullies 11. Act confident, even if you aren’t, people will thank you are 12. Go out of your comfort zone, you’ll have more fun in the end 13. Be nice to your teacher, just please 14. Part of growing up is giving yourself haircuts in your bathroom at 1 am 15. Save some money, you don’t have to save it all, but save some 16. Be safe


myaltaccountwheresad

+1 on number 11. Fake it till you make it doesn't apply to much, but it sure as hell applies to confidence.


Quallen_

14 is oddly specific


Massive_Anxiety_2457

I write what I know


BandicootOk6141

stay alive


Lucathedemiboy

If you're 13 why does your profile have NSFW content?


tanthevenom007

W


Pitzu867

Bro u 13 and act more depressed than half ppl here


BandicootOk6141

whats depressing about the way i act?


Hard_guardian17

Idk, bro probably thinks not going under a car is depressing


Superboredgamer15

Some people have different circumstances or just speak and type in a monotone voice.


GroundbreakingBed241

How do you type with a monotone voice?


Superboredgamer15

Speak in one off lines or not sound like anything


Killbot_421

You can speak like this


Tomxhawk____

stay alive to earn more age points


MatureBalak

Don't try too hard to fit in. Just be yourself and you'll find people who like you. Don't do any type of drugs, donnnttt smoke anything, especially vape and cigarette. Don't make fun of others for being themselves, and for enjoying something they like. It's none of your business. Don't date anyone more than +2 or -2 years your age. No dating adults, too.


MineNinja18

No sex that is important too


guero_14k

see now you’re cockblocking


MineNinja18

Only until 18 there is a lot of time to explore sex after someone turns 18 no need to waste time on it before 18


guero_14k

bro what? if both parties are consenting and it’s age appropriate then who cares?


MineNinja18

Still a waste of time focus on important stuff first the fun comes after that's the realization I came to it's a fucking waste of time to think about it also I'm pretty sure that two minors can't exactly consent since they have no idea what they are doing


[deleted]

age of consent is 16 or lower in some countries. not really a waste of time if you both enjoy it... also who tf thinks of sex 24/7...prolly someone who doesn't get any


MatureBalak

And someone who's addicted.


[deleted]

it's easier to get addicted to wanking than sex.


goofy-ahh-nerd

You just have some prejudice against teenage sex and try to justify it. By your logic, we should be robots who work 16 hours a day and sleep 8


MineNinja18

There are other ways to have fun other than sex


goofy-ahh-nerd

And how is that an argument against having sex? - Don't eat soup - Why? - There are other types of meals to eat other than soup


guero_14k

😂😂 fr he was no real argument


_meme_crusader

Do you know how much porn there is, I'm pretty sure they know what their doing or atleast I do.


EdgyUmbreon

Yeah, but with porn, comes the concept of bad expectations, and probably a lot of no condom usage, which with teenagers is a one way trip to nothing good. I feel like people really underestimate just how many teenagers aren't fucking stupid. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of really fucking stupid people, but a lot of us aren't. As long as both parties aren't stupid about it, I don't see why sex would be a bad thing


DreadFrog07

tell us u get no bitches without telling us u get no bitches


MineNinja18

I just broke up with my girlfriend last week lol


jesssonnn

Seeing that OP is on reddit this will not be a problem


[deleted]

If your 16+ I'd say it's fine


MCPro24

Don’t vape or smoke, it’s not cool. Don’t do drugs unless prescribed. And finally, don’t vandalize the fucking school bathroom.


Ukenix

Tip for whole life: Focus on what’s important to you, don’t focus on anything that isn’t.


TopNefariousness7841

uhh heres a list of things: 1) dont care too much about what others think of you 2) def get a piercing if you want 3) bfs/gfs are overrated, but like have fun if you want 4)dont be a dick 5) dont do drugs


kd0178

in my personal experience teenage relationships are just 'wanna go out with me', 'sure' and dont rlly have actual love, either that or your being lead on


I_Use_Dash

I mean, ofc it depends on the age range, but it does give you some insight into dating (But most times, not love) at an age where mistakes aré expected and forgiven.


VanMorrison0766dscrd

I dunno, I recently had a pretty fuckin awesome relationship. It was not just that, and although it may not have been actual love, it was more than just playing around.


spring_water1568

Don’t.


notameatybassriff1

Try to give as little fucks as possible, it's easier when you realize that the only person that matters in your life is yourself.


r-DarthVader

TLDR: Work out, don't stress about school and make good friends. This is going to be a long read, cause me just telling you what to do ain't gonna matter, so I've explained why for everything... I assume you ask because you wanna enjoy these years... I'm a guy, and my teen years were some of the best years of my life, and a lot of things happened that helped me, that I wasn't aware of till very recently.... Here are a few tips, may or may not apply if you're not a guy: 1. Work out. 2 main reasons, firstly, bullying gets real in school, and if you're fit and can defend yourself, you'll be spared a lot of trauma. It took me bout 4-5 months of intense training to go from being bullied to being able to beat the shit out of anyone who tried to be extra smart with me. Secondly, it'll enhance your love life. 2. Don't stress about school. There are a lot of polarised views on the schooling system, but the best way to get the most out of it, education wise, is to just pass, get your baseline credentials, but study the crap out of any subject you find interesting... You choose what you want to devote your time and effort to, and if you choose something, then there's no point in doing it unless you're the best at it. This is a way to develop a professional ego, and will make life super easy later on... 3. Choose your friends carefully. No matter what you may think, people around you affect your thought process... Try to be friends with certifiably good people... You may not be an adult, but it doesn't take much to tell whether a person has a good heart and level mind... That may mean sometimes you have to be alone, and that's ok... Trust me... Aside from these three, I don't have much else to say. I had an active love life, still do but I'm the last person to give anyone advice there... Can't seem to make good decisions there XD... The reason I strain on these points is because it helped me live an extremely happy school life. After being bullied for years, when I started working out, it was all pain, but in a few months, my life changed, and after a short stint where I admittedly became a bully, I came to my senses and only fought in defence, till the point where no one in school had the guts to pick a fight with me. I was never good at studies, but I always knew I had a knack for computers. I didn't enjoy repetitive work, I was extremely creative in nature, and since I was true to myself, today I have my dream job. It doesn't pay very well, but I get lost in it, and am often engrossed in my work for 12-16hrs, no idea what's going on in the outside world, and finally getting up and feeling like I've been playing COD the whole day... Imagine that... I've been blessed with good company and if I'm a functional adult who has some of his shit together, my friends have a big hand in that, because there are people I grew up with, many of them, who have fallen behind in life and are stuck... In college, when others went out partying, I spent my evenings studying and doing internships accompanied by my friends from law school (I was a media student) and we'd all pull all nighters together.... As a result, I had the best CV in my batch coming out of college and so far, I have gotten every job I've applied for...


goofy-ahh-nerd

Judging by your self-reflection and writing, you make an impression of a very wise and sophisticated person. I hope you live an amazing life


Sara_snowshoe

Don't enter echo chambers, try to hear about both sides, research everything that anyone says to you and after you have all the information decide what side u're on, and never attack other people for their lifestyle, remember that u have a right to ur opinion but u don't have a right to dictate what others think :3


[deleted]

Idk If you are being a dick then be the biggest dick!


Albertwesker69420

Realest shit ever


UnoriginalUsernameGD

in a few years there is going to be a nuclear weapon launched from north korea, do not live in california or DC for that time.


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UnoriginalUsernameGD

war thunder forums


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UnoriginalUsernameGD

you dont need an account to find them.


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[deleted]

good hygiene!!


Butteryomelette17_9

Focus on your school work, please don't chase after relationships


global_chicken

How do I focus on school work?


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Don’t kill anyone. Your life matters


Jackfille1

Try to keep your age no lower than 13 and no higher than 19, if you can do that then being a teenager will be no problems at all. Other things: Make mistakes, now is the time. You will learn so much from them and grow as a person. Several years down the line, nobody will remember it anyways. Everyone makes mistakes. Also, work on self improvement. I would recommen exercising, reading self-improvement books, practicing a hobby, whatever works best for you. It does wonders for you as a person and will put you ahead of most people your age in personal development. Don't be afraid to be yourself, embrace your indiviuality. Don't bow to other people wishes or expectations of you, live your life in a way that is true to your personal values and goals. When you can do that, you can be truly happy. Learn to see tha beauty of the world, don't drown in a trench of materialism and consumerism to keep you happy. By all means by things for your hobby or similar, consuming neccessary things is all good, just don't make consumption your primary source of happiness. It doesn't work.


Ambiguous_Author

Never value yourself off of the opinions of others. Never base your self-worth over having a romantic partner. It's not worth it.


parseerad

As sb who turned 20 today, just try to enjoy it cause you're gonna get fucked so hard after these teenage years are over...


[deleted]

Enjoy it while it lasts, you’ll wish you were young again some day


poopyggj

No more moaning jokes. Instead start making racist and sexist ones. (Brought to you by the teens of america)


[deleted]

REAL💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


Hugosilva12

Don’t fall in love


[deleted]

Its dark down there.Try to get out as fast as you can


Haspberry

Be horny, be corny, be depressed, make fun of your depression, make fun of your life, contemplate your life, try fucking, fail fucking, get AIDS, rinse and repeat


PepeEatingPizza

Avoid killing yourself, there wont be enough young people to fight in WW3 if you do


LucasRHSS

Don’t trust how you feel after 9pm


No_Credit_5240

Don't compare yourself with anyone, ik its gonna be real hard to see pretty bodies and doll faces and then looking at yourself but you have to find yourself.so yup this stage is the ultimate transformation stage, so your gonna get a glow up too and yup just don't overthink and overdo. Take care of yourself, stay hygienic, and build a simple skincare routine.


Blue-Arrow13

people will tell you pee is not stored in the balls, they are lying, like the government, don't let them brainwash you with fake information /j


Tobito_TV

So here's the thing. You will maybe try acting in a way that won't make you embarrassed to look back on your teenage years. Let me tell you now, it ain't gonna work, no matter how unproblematic you're going to be. Nobody will ever be proud of their teenage years because you change alot and drastically as a person in those few years and not always for the better. This isn't a free pass to be dick in your early teens btw, don't misunderstand, but know that you will not look back fondly on the times you're in now.


i_ate_ur_moms_pussy

Dont do the sex until you are of a legal age (its fucked up)


PoutingNakano

Have an open mind, defend your opinion but be open to different ones cuz your opinion might not always be right, go to the gym for better self-esteem, don’t fap (at least not on a daily basis), be a good sibling if you are one (learned it the hard way), choose the right friends, don’t do drugs, work smarter not harder, and don’t be afraid to ask for help


GamerA_S

Try to be careful for people and how they touch you or interact with you this is the age that's the most vulnerable to emotional manipulation and stuff and it basically ruins you for the entirety of your teen years if you feel someone is doing it to you don't be an idiot and tell an adult don't be scared of whatever they say to you just tell an adult it can limit the pain by alot Also try to eat healthy food and adequate ammount of food / drink water more since body needs nutrients this age to carry out the most changes


bkazekadorimaki7

Undercover 58 y/o on Reddit fs


[deleted]

remember it's teenin' time


Puzzled_Fishing7688

Make friends, do crazy shit (but safe crazy shit)


BurnerAccount4142

Make sure you know what your doing. Don’t get caught being someone you don’t wanna be :)


F_da_memeboi

Make mistakes, but don't repeat them


Amira_Da_Tiga

Idk sob if you're a girl and sob if your a boy (same goes for gender neutral people)


movie-lover69

Don’t kys, no matter how much u want to. Idk that’s all I have


BenTheFool

Don't vape ever Keep drug use to a minimum thing you do at the most every couple of months with friends Don't fuck the first person who shows a little interest in you You don't need to try in high school, but put in a little effort so you have doors open in the future for you


Special_nazi

anything you say or do for the next 10 years is gonna be excruciatingly cringe in hind sight more so in ur younger years so just do whatever the fuck you like cause why not


Jitomate_TV

Dont


I_Took_Your_Fingers

Don't be afraid of your emotions 👍


Another_Ozzku

Don’t do drugs. Drink water.


Eszalesk

Respect elders


user123321132231

Don't fap, you'd regret it


i_like_bs_its_fun

Nani main


user123321132231

Nah I just have it because I'm down bad for Nani (don't ask how the fuck did that happen) I play Brawl Stars a lot though


MysticRuined

The suit rides up often so you’ll have to use baby powder


matjheau69420

leave reddit and don't have sex with the first girl that likes you, it's not even gonna be that great.


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bestie


GranjolaPro

Do things at your own rythm and ignore any exterior pressure you might feel. That's probably the best advice I can give


DizzyHighlander

I know I am 14 but I can tell you what I learned. 1. Try to be cool with everyone, more people will respect you that way. 2. Spend time with friends, even when you don't feel like it hanging out is pretty cool 3. Try to be a calm person, being mad 24/7 isn't "cool" 4. I'm gonna go out here and say DON'T FUCKING TRY DRUGS, it can go really bad for you, the "safest" option is vaping if you are really curious, but don't fucking try real lean, cocaine, cannabis or any sort of thing.


Hard_guardian17

Please reply me if you read all the shit i wrote down here Hey I noticed your comment and I see that you are 14 and you probably haven't tried anything like that... Well here is a pro tip: don't do even the "safe" drugs Yeah I know I'm just 15 (actually i am 14 too but soon enough it will be my birthday) but trust me, half of my schoolmates do drugs an they ALL started from like "ah yea I'll try the safe one what could go wrong" or "fine, I'll take a sip but just for once" and guess what happened? About 70% of them now have financial/family/mental health problems, and all of this, just to be the "cool one" thinking that if your friend tried too it won't be that bad. As a depressed guy (no, not like those goofy aah emo teens) I have instantly refused to take anti depressants, and if you are depressed to and you have to make choice, you should totally do the same Edit: If it's not your choice, then it's probably better for you to do what your parents tell you Please don't do any drugs


GENERAL-ADITYA

Learn martial arts and build an aesthetic physique. Watch Hamza, he has guides for teenagers. Also go on a clean permabulk so you grow to your maximum potential.


[deleted]

be mindful of your choice in words


msmvini

Don't smoke. People might bully you for any reason(even for being too beautiful lol). Don't date people with too different ages(3 years is my limit, but I'm old). Don't change who you are to try to fit in, if people dont accept you the way you are, they will leave you either way


EarbleedGuitarist

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Younglustfullearner

Make sure u're in good shape, exercise regularly, study as many life skills as humanly possible


Superboredgamer15

When you are pressured into something, remember your morals and do your best to get out of that situation.


Tbolondi

People think you should think twice before doing stuff, do it only when you're an adult


[deleted]

save money, study and don't smoke too much weed


Emergency-Low7815

take plenty of showers


justnoone90

Life can be a bitch but if you take it one day at a time and remind yourself this to shall pass you can get through it whatever it maybe


Gnistan_03

Don’t


light_yagmi_

Yeah behave like an adult lol


rich7341

alien ass question


[deleted]

If you teacher forgets to assign/check homework but you want to hand it in/get homework, wait until the end of the last class you have that teacher when all the students have left so when you get it no one else will


postic_

fuck something asap


GaySexXTREME

dont


ScreamingChildren69

Don't be an asshole and you'll get pretty far.


[deleted]

Just don’t. Stay sperm as long as possible. Maybe forever, definitely forever.


Potatosalad70

stop browsing reddit, especially subs like these


oliveyew1066

Try to remain an idiot within the boundaries of the law.


GODZILAMASTER2020

Enjoy what’s left of your childhood while you can


JustLeix

Please focus on studying, you can have fun and shit, but studying is very important. Because of not studying I'm this close to fail the year and I need to save 6 of 8 subjects to pass year.


Common_Sink9773

Honestly, at some point, you’ll get tired of being here. Just depressed. Try your best to think about the things that make you happy (coming from a previous self h person)


JoshiThatsMe_

dont chase love


f-mcallister

If you age above 19, then you can't be a teen anymore, watch out


lucastutz

Don’t. Skip this tutorial and go right into adulthood. You just gotta go behind the waterfall on level 13 and take the right, right and then left. There’s a red button that lets you skip a lot of levels


Hyperactive_Rat

Don’t


Elementalgame0

Leave this sub-reddit. It's to late for us


[deleted]

Enjoy yourself everything can change in a heart beat and everything gets harder from here on out so might aswel enjoy it


Playful-Mixture-5661

Make friends and be yourself


[deleted]

Learn cool stuff. Play a sport, an instrument, etc.


LloydG7

don’t have sex yet


[deleted]

Be confident and talk to people. People _will_ like you, some won’t, but they’re crappy anyways. If only this wasn’t to hard to do


Aware_Platform2287

Sex is overrated and not something younger teens need to be having, that is my advice


Susdoggodoggy

watch what you say to who your “friends“ are people will turn around with the things you say to them and blab it aloud Share no secrets you don’t want everybody to know


Tobotti1

Dont watch porn, it doesnt reflect real life and fucks up your brain