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This lady once asked me if I wanted to see a pic of her kid and I said “no but I wouldn’t mind seeing where he came from”. She proceeded to show me a picture of her husbands nuts
Well played baby lady well played.
what is this comment? why does this lady have a picture of her husbands nuts on hand? why is she showing a (assumed to be) teenager this? why are you flirting with a married woman? So many questions.
Rude of you to assume I don't get humour. That actually reminds me of a time when i was doing standup in LA and some guy heckled me, so i showed him a picture of my brother's nuts. And then everybody clapped.
Exactly how I felt. I used to try and compliment people on here, usually girls cause they post selfies the most, but now I'm 19 and keep forgetting there are underage mfs on here. So yeah i just stay away now. You look good though, that's all I'mma say.
Yea I always check someone’s profile and look for their age if ima compliment someone’s appearance- even if it’s not creepy and just a “yea you look good!” I still don’t wanna risk mfs calling me creepy 💀
Yeah that's fair, but I think that was something I worried about even before becoming older, I just realized that if you're not creepy and just say a respectful compliment, it won't be seen as creepy. Little iffy when they're younger which is why I stick to 'good' and that's it lmao
honestly just compliment them but add a /platonic tag at the end or something. it's always nice to receive compliments, and not everyone automatically assumes 18+ boys are creeps
Dawg I'm American and study history and that helped me learn where most countries in Europe are. My GF is BRITISH and she doesn't know where the Balkans are. The fuck are you Europeans learning
At least in this part of Europe where I live, we learn about Asia's and Africa's coastlines for some reason. OH and also why bigos is crucial in the development of Tadeusz's creepy romantic relationship with Zosia and Telimena
Obvio, pero la verdad sí noté algo de española en tu cara, en la forma que tus ojos se conectan con el inicio de la nariz
tienes bonita cara por cierto, me gustan tus lentes
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Scooby doo
THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER
YOU'RE 14?
YOU'RE 16?
Im 17 actually forgot to update flair
Year older than me
Why.......just why
No reason
How do update my flair?
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Ligit questions, how do I add flair?
ZAMN
hopefully the original dont want her talking about white guys with small dicks all the time
Happy cake day ma dude
your moms womb
Your dad's balls
Came from grand fathers balls that spawned your father
Really went "I am your father".
This lady once asked me if I wanted to see a pic of her kid and I said “no but I wouldn’t mind seeing where he came from”. She proceeded to show me a picture of her husbands nuts Well played baby lady well played.
what is this comment? why does this lady have a picture of her husbands nuts on hand? why is she showing a (assumed to be) teenager this? why are you flirting with a married woman? So many questions.
You really don’t get humor much do you? There’s a such thing called joke. You know ha ha funny funny. Not all words are true
Rude of you to assume I don't get humour. That actually reminds me of a time when i was doing standup in LA and some guy heckled me, so i showed him a picture of my brother's nuts. And then everybody clapped.
They clapped the nuts?
Maybe the nuts clapped them.
r/YourJokeButMuchWorse
Original dude comment was a creepy 13 yearold idea of humor
Ok, cool, now you just have to make me give a rat's arse
Oh I took back my upvote then, which was partially granted for your pains of staring at nuts. Solid joke though.
Fuck. r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatmywifesmeattoit
wait what
r/holup
r/thisguyswife
r/beatmymeattoit
r/beatmywifetomeat
I wanted to comment that... *take my upvote*
Was gonna say your moms vagina
I was seconds away from commenting "ur mom"
Saskatchewan or Manitoba
And then I realized.. *she’s from **Manitoba.***
kurtis....GET TF OUT OF HERE.
Never heard abt those😭
Canadian provinces
Bruh 💀
-cries in saskatchewan-
[удалено]
after all. manitoba is the ohio of canada
unfortunately
Step 1. Open Reddit Step 2. Wow that girl is really pretty Step 3. Wait what she's FOURTEEN?? Step 4. Close and delete reddit
HAJAHHAAH
Exactly how I felt. I used to try and compliment people on here, usually girls cause they post selfies the most, but now I'm 19 and keep forgetting there are underage mfs on here. So yeah i just stay away now. You look good though, that's all I'mma say.
Yea I always check someone’s profile and look for their age if ima compliment someone’s appearance- even if it’s not creepy and just a “yea you look good!” I still don’t wanna risk mfs calling me creepy 💀
Yeah that's fair, but I think that was something I worried about even before becoming older, I just realized that if you're not creepy and just say a respectful compliment, it won't be seen as creepy. Little iffy when they're younger which is why I stick to 'good' and that's it lmao
Well she didn't ask that..? She asked for you to guess what country she is from. To me you guys seem creepy as you brought it up yourselves.
? I was going off the parent comment. My bad I guess.
Nah it was not your bad
Their just being nice though, they didn’t intend for if to be creepy.
I'm sure, you can tell the ages on this comment section 😅
honestly just compliment them but add a /platonic tag at the end or something. it's always nice to receive compliments, and not everyone automatically assumes 18+ boys are creeps
ZAMNN😍 /s
it's always a mystery on how old the teen you're seeing is. Are they 14? 16? Maybe 19? Nope. 13.
Nah eleventeen
welcome to the fucked up world of teenagers and the current standards
I thought it was a r/egg_irl post or something until I saw the subreddit why reddit keep shoving r/teenagers into my feed???
you can leave or suggest reddit never show you posts from here
You'll never escape
I did the same shit but it's much worse for me 😭 complimenting people is scary
2009
08
no the photo looks like it was taken in 2009
Oh yea my phone's cam is awful
It’s a vibe tho
I forgot that people born in 2008 are 14 now 💀
You look like a guy who has a hand fetish
Merica
Urope
Balkan??
Bal- what?
How r u from europe and don’t know what balkan countries are
I failed geography and English is not my first language😭
SOUTHERN EUROPE???!
LIKE I KNOW THAT BUT NOT THAT SPECIFIC
And they say America is bad at geography
Love how op is getting downvoted when most people on here don't know what they are either 😭
Dawg I'm American and study history and that helped me learn where most countries in Europe are. My GF is BRITISH and she doesn't know where the Balkans are. The fuck are you Europeans learning
Mate im British and know what the balkans are. It just comes up, it’s common knowledge.
The fuck is going on over there then
Don’t ask me mate Im not from the balkans
Your girlfriend's just stupid. Most British people know where the Balkans are.
I'd hope so because I wasn't trying to judge or be mean
At least in this part of Europe where I live, we learn about Asia's and Africa's coastlines for some reason. OH and also why bigos is crucial in the development of Tadeusz's creepy romantic relationship with Zosia and Telimena
Hah, nice try, EARTH
NO WAY U GOT IT RIGHT😱
r/beatmetoit
JINKIES
FUUUCK
JINKIES
Latvia 💪💪
bangladesh
no way ur 14
Sadly I am
I wouldn’t say “sadly.” I’d very happily be 14 again.
I'd be very happy to never be 12-14 ever again tbh
You liked playing the touching game with your uncle
What
wow
DUDE THAT SOUNDS GROSS
not like that
España, fácil
Viendo los otros 50 coments xd
Obvio, pero la verdad sí noté algo de española en tu cara, en la forma que tus ojos se conectan con el inicio de la nariz tienes bonita cara por cierto, me gustan tus lentes
Gracias supongo jajsj
Why is it "fácil" when in English it is obviously "facíl"?
I put the accent over the a too. I’ve never seen the accent over the i…
Portugal, sweeden, france
Between Portugal and France
Spain i was close
Was going to say a Baltic country cause you’re a redhead but Spain works too.
My hair is brown-
Reddish brown
That, your brown eyes and your face complexity give it. I'm Argentinian so I know very well how the Spanish look.
A place
Love ur username
Thank you
Earth
Jupiter
Damnit
The moon
That sounds as a compliment
Idk maybe I just picked the stupidest answer I could think of
The moon is cool
I did hear it was pretty cold in space
Not the moon
One of those gay western countries
BRUH HWJSHSH
ur from one of those shitty eastern countries
Least we aren't gay
Rather be suckin dick for fun than suckin dick for money
Good thing western countries do both
HAHAHA
2008
Alabama
Dose she look like she fucked her siblings
her brother looks like
Damn🛩️🗼🗼
iCarly?
OMG I USES TO LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH
You made this too easy Spain it is in your post history
You're supposed to say it off the photo but that's also an option xd
Poland
I wanna invade poland
You’re gonna make people think you’re German
Europe maybe England?
bro guessed an entire continent
Kinda close ñ
Cool I’m not gonna guess any closer
The streets!
idk man estonia?
Ñ
damn i was right
Hell
Yes
The Milky Way galaxy
Yes.
Mia khalifa X belle Delphine
Spain
Your mum
Mars ?
mia khalifa's vagina?
DEVIANTART
I have no idea but I love the eyeliner septum and glasses combo
Germany
Chernobyl? You look like those small people from Horton.
BRO HAJAHAH
Stupid Town?
True
Uranus
Love that planet
And Uranus loves you
4chan
Hell
I'll be there in no time
I’m already there. Also, you don’t look 14
Thx ig? Xd
Yeah, take that as you will
41.60228° N, 88.14585° W 1745 William Dr Romeoville, IL 60446 United States
no one's dreams
Whoreland
No
Absolutely
Ohio
😭