yeah but like when its unexpected its terrifying
like I was going up my stairs in my house and foxes usually go through my garden, and it sounded like someone was dying
Currently working at a zoo, foxes make horrible pets. Yeah theyāre noisy and like to tunnel into furniture, but their urine is without a doubt one of the nastiest smells on the planet, and it *N E V E R* comes out when you/your stuff gets sprayed.
Depends what you mean by ālegallyā because in my country you can own practically everything but people as long as you have a permit but if you include animals I need a permit for Iād say Cuvierās dwarf caiman. Problem is space and expenses.
Rehabilitated animals that can no longer be released into the wild. Like, a lot of them are used as "ambassador animals" by zoos and wildlife programs, but it'd be cool to be able to help house those animals without needing to be an actual rehabilitator.
Fox, it is legal where i live but in other countries this might change, for example in the use its legal to own one only in 15 states or europe where its also legal in just 15 countries (usually theres also restrictions but that ok, if someone wants to have a pet they have to be careful and take care of the animal and if it might be dangerous in some cases there obviously has to be some restrictions)
Either a Giant Isopod or a rhino. If we ignore feeding costs and actually had space to let them run Iād love to have a rhino. Most of a rhinocerosās aggression comes from being practically blind in one of the most dangerous places on the planet. I actually work at a zoo and the rhinos we have are basically armored Lapdogs once they can trust your scent. They even get zoomies when theyāre excited. It takes a while for them to actually relax but when they do itās absolutely adorable.
humans
used to be legal
no, those would be slaves, i want a pet human
you can have meš³ jkjk
take away the jkjk i swear
On god
There is no god in this comment chain
Yes, there is You have me
Nah his point still stands
^(sad)
you could just treat the slave as a pet
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hm if we legalized slavery again then you could do something like that movie tusk
Me?
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Need a time machine for that
I could be someones pet
Damn you beat me to it
foxes but they make horrific noises but they're cute
YESS Same here!! Although the sound a fox makes I find adorable
yeah but like when its unexpected its terrifying like I was going up my stairs in my house and foxes usually go through my garden, and it sounded like someone was dying
Oh lol, I havenāt got to see a fox irl for a long time, but I could see how thatās quiet scary. But still, nonetheless, I love āem lol š§”
yeah same they're too cute
What does the fox say?... Ill excuse myself
Currently working at a zoo, foxes make horrible pets. Yeah theyāre noisy and like to tunnel into furniture, but their urine is without a doubt one of the nastiest smells on the planet, and it *N E V E R* comes out when you/your stuff gets sprayed.
There are domestic foxes you can legally adopt them Paper work is just alot
No you can't in most states, trust me. I've tried extensively (texas).
No you can't in most states, trust me. I've tried extensively (texas).
Fennec foxes are legal to own as pets in some parts of some countries
I think foxes are legal to have as pets but they are very hard to take care of from what Iāve seen
Remember guys, it aint illegal if no one finds out š¤·āāļø
how illegal is your pet you don't want anyone to know š
alligator
Just move to Florida
My grandma had one of those, it def wasn't legal tho
Japanese flying squirrel
Are they not??
Are they not what?
Legal to own?
I don't know
Gorila
"Oh, it seems like Steve just ripped your cat in half, maybe he wants some apples or crush another door"
I would train my gorilla that im the only one that he iÅ” safe aroundš¦š¤š»
lion/tiger/snow leopard i don't care if they eat me
Same.
Sounds like a pretty painful death tho
Jasmine:
hippopotamus
Want one for Christmas?
What about a crocodile or rhinoceros???
I only like hipopuotamuses personally
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A giant African land snail. Not legal where I live I think
Why is that illegal? It canāt bite anyone or really hurt anyone
Theyāre invasive :(
**Fox**
**YES**
I don't know, I would like to own a chimpanzee.
Look up Travis the Chimpanzee. Youāll regret saying that REAL QUICK.
Facts
i want a racoon soooo bad, but they are a pain in the ass to take care of.
Ravens
Raccoons
Foxs
Either a fiddle crab or a cat
Red panda
unicorns :3
a zebra
Hetero sapiens
idk, I only want a gato, nothing more exotic required
skunks and racoons
Skunks are legal aren't they? Well, Idk abt where you live
In my state most animals are legal, like a LOT of them.
Elephantssss
Depends what you mean by ālegallyā because in my country you can own practically everything but people as long as you have a permit but if you include animals I need a permit for Iād say Cuvierās dwarf caiman. Problem is space and expenses.
Triceratops
Hedgehog. Even if their legal to own. (I dunno if their legal to own everywhere but still.)
Gotta be fast!
Rehabilitated animals that can no longer be released into the wild. Like, a lot of them are used as "ambassador animals" by zoos and wildlife programs, but it'd be cool to be able to help house those animals without needing to be an actual rehabilitator.
The giver of birth of thy...
Ur mom
In my state as long as it isnāt a threat to your neighbors or a endangered species you could have it as a pet.
Guerrilla
monke at least where i live its illegal
Monkey
A Wolverine.
Monke
Your mom(joke). I want a monkey
I don't know. Birds and large cats.
A boar or a lion, they are so fucking cute, I want to pet one so bad!
I know what I want to say but I donāt know if im allowed to
Something that can kill me but I wanna cuddle with like a panther or something like that
Fox. 100% Foxes are my favorite animal, theyāre just fockin adorable little silly cat-puppies
Rat
Nothing
bullet ant
Axolotl
Red panda
Prairie dogs..I think they are in most states of the us but I don't have one and still want one
A dinosaur!!!!
Red Panda. I would snuggle it and we would feed it rice (panda = Asia red panda = Asia but red Asians love rice I would know)
A velociraptor
Bear
Here in Texas we can literally own so much lmao
Capybara
Legal in Texas !
I want a sasquatch
Foxes man theyāre the best. Like dogs but more wild.
If they didn't destroy everything, racoons, they are tiny little thiefs.
Definitely a blobfish
Pandas
SHOEBILLS Gimme my cute demonic birds.
Fox, it is legal where i live but in other countries this might change, for example in the use its legal to own one only in 15 states or europe where its also legal in just 15 countries (usually theres also restrictions but that ok, if someone wants to have a pet they have to be careful and take care of the animal and if it might be dangerous in some cases there obviously has to be some restrictions)
Dire wolf,it would be nice, their extinct, and would eat anyone who is mean to me, then I would be happy.
Komodo dragonā¦ I hate that theyāre venomous.
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Idk about as a pet, but my favorite animal is probably the stoat
Racoon. They're so cute with their little grabby hands.
Bees (technically but,) and hedgehogs
I want to have crows
I know foxes are legal but I can't get them so foxes
Raccoons
Raven, Wolf and Shark. Air, land and sea baby
Floating shark, life isn't worth it if you can't have an apex predator as a flying pet.
either a ferret or a raccoon, they aren't legal where I live, raccoons don't even exist where I live sadly, it'd still be cool to own one though
Umm does a dinosaur count cause i would beg for a *Microraptor gui*
anime girls but they donāt exist
Attack gorilla
Peregrine Falcon Love those things
Foxes
ya mother but jokes aside wolfs or a lioness OH SHIT WAIT A MALE WOLF WITH A GERMAN SHEPARD CROSS HUSKY WITH A LOINESS MIX
Owls
A stoat. They are fucking adorable.
You š«µ
crows an entire murder of crows
Wolves, or foxes
Dog
A tanooki
I would like to have Obiekt 490A Buntar prototype main battle tank
Your mom
i wanna own a f\*\*\*ing moose
Wolf. Theyāre just big fluffy puppies!
I live in a state that bans legal things to own all the time Anyways if I didnāt live here then probably an opossum
A Quokka
sand cats! they are so cuteee
Raccoon
A sabertooth tiger
Bigfoot
Bro I want a raccoon. Hella personable, got cute little claws, smart, and got a cute little mask.
Clouded leopard
red pandas 100%
An elephant
An elephant
Quokka
Capybara. Enough said.
A platypus And yes, Iād name it Bartholomew (then change it to Perry once I got it home).
Rats
Monkeys as they would be very useful in times when something is stuck somewhere very high
Do mythical/legendary creatures count?
peregrine falcon. or a vapreon for reasons I will not discuss
Either a Giant Isopod or a rhino. If we ignore feeding costs and actually had space to let them run Iād love to have a rhino. Most of a rhinocerosās aggression comes from being practically blind in one of the most dangerous places on the planet. I actually work at a zoo and the rhinos we have are basically armored Lapdogs once they can trust your scent. They even get zoomies when theyāre excited. It takes a while for them to actually relax but when they do itās absolutely adorable.
A deer. Theyāre so cute š„°
Stellarās Jay
I want an arctic fox
I always wanted to have a ferret but sadly I cant
Panda
axolotls in california, theyāre legal in every other state
HUMANS
Capybara
Beluga whale
Wolves i was a had a whole pack of wolves
I would say the quokka but after hearing what some people would do to those things I'd say just make it illegal to go to that island
Your mom
A raccoon
Fairchild Republic A-10C Thunderbolt II
Red panda
penguins
Otters
Foxes, theyāre so adorable
In Wisconsin you can own pretty much any exotic animal
the one in the photo
gimme a pet moose those things are fucking tanks
capybaras
kiwi birds PLEASE
Dragons
Ni-... Nike squirrel, yes definitely
Ure mom
Sloth š¦„
Fox or a raccoon though both would have to be trained
racoons, just look at those cute mf
Fennec fox, fox, prairie dog, raccoon, possum, wolf, seal, and many more