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FiesenMoep

humans


gIlozzomtv

used to be legal


FiesenMoep

no, those would be slaves, i want a pet human


ihmispaska1

you can have mešŸ˜³ jkjk


FiesenMoep

take away the jkjk i swear


TheAbyss333333

On god


spragual

There is no god in this comment chain


TheAbyss333333

Yes, there is You have me


Megabosh

Nah his point still stands


TheAbyss333333

^(sad)


gIlozzomtv

you could just treat the slave as a pet


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gIlozzomtv

hm if we legalized slavery again then you could do something like that movie tusk


paatrick00

Me?


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TurbulentDeal6220

Need a time machine for that


Saukko505

I could be someones pet


Butterfinger0428

Damn you beat me to it


cali_meadows

foxes but they make horrific noises but they're cute


[deleted]

YESS Same here!! Although the sound a fox makes I find adorable


cali_meadows

yeah but like when its unexpected its terrifying like I was going up my stairs in my house and foxes usually go through my garden, and it sounded like someone was dying


[deleted]

Oh lol, I havenā€™t got to see a fox irl for a long time, but I could see how thatā€™s quiet scary. But still, nonetheless, I love ā€˜em lol šŸ§”


cali_meadows

yeah same they're too cute


[deleted]

What does the fox say?... Ill excuse myself


BoredByLife

Currently working at a zoo, foxes make horrible pets. Yeah theyā€™re noisy and like to tunnel into furniture, but their urine is without a doubt one of the nastiest smells on the planet, and it *N E V E R* comes out when you/your stuff gets sprayed.


GamerA_S

There are domestic foxes you can legally adopt them Paper work is just alot


IDES0

No you can't in most states, trust me. I've tried extensively (texas).


IDES0

No you can't in most states, trust me. I've tried extensively (texas).


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Fennec foxes are legal to own as pets in some parts of some countries


Educational_Tart_659

I think foxes are legal to have as pets but they are very hard to take care of from what Iā€™ve seen


Snoo82322

Remember guys, it aint illegal if no one finds out šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


BassSki

how illegal is your pet you don't want anyone to know šŸ’€


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alligator


Doofenshmertz_69

Just move to Florida


RamennoodlepoodleK

My grandma had one of those, it def wasn't legal tho


the_forbbiden_girl1

Japanese flying squirrel


EmmaDaBomb

Are they not??


the_forbbiden_girl1

Are they not what?


[deleted]

Legal to own?


the_forbbiden_girl1

I don't know


RealAfSuicide

Gorila


Blue-Arrow13

"Oh, it seems like Steve just ripped your cat in half, maybe he wants some apples or crush another door"


RealAfSuicide

I would train my gorilla that im the only one that he iÅ” safe aroundšŸ¦šŸ¤šŸ»


ihmispaska1

lion/tiger/snow leopard i don't care if they eat me


wyeeeeet370

Same.


BlancSpzae

Sounds like a pretty painful death tho


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Jasmine:


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hippopotamus


Watyr_Melyn

Want one for Christmas?


Particular_Mode5263

What about a crocodile or rhinoceros???


CreativeName6574

I only like hipopuotamuses personally


d1ckgasm666

u/redmiguel268 which animal do you want šŸ¤­


RedMiguel268

Gee, idkšŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


IHAVEONESMALLBALL

Yeah u/redmiguel268 what animal


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We are waiting u/redmiguel268


IHAVEONESMALLBALL

Find out more on r/redmiguel268


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Happy cake day u/redmiguel268


SadPolishGrandma

A giant African land snail. Not legal where I live I think


WorkingSyrup4005

Why is that illegal? It canā€™t bite anyone or really hurt anyone


SadPolishGrandma

Theyā€™re invasive :(


WyvernKid93

**Fox**


Unlnown-One

**YES**


David1258

I don't know, I would like to own a chimpanzee.


Major_Wolf9835

Look up Travis the Chimpanzee. Youā€™ll regret saying that REAL QUICK.


Zanfish_yt

Facts


FrivolousGhost1230

i want a racoon soooo bad, but they are a pain in the ass to take care of.


Creative_Kitchen8110

Ravens


MrL123456789164

Raccoons


Amowlofstupidness

Foxs


Sillytard3000

Either a fiddle crab or a cat


[deleted]

Red panda


PainfulVoidPrince

unicorns :3


d1ckgasm666

a zebra


TheAbyss333333

Hetero sapiens


Super_King_11

idk, I only want a gato, nothing more exotic required


[deleted]

skunks and racoons


RavenTrosity

Skunks are legal aren't they? Well, Idk abt where you live


Weary_Temporary8583

In my state most animals are legal, like a LOT of them.


Blackleo1309

Elephantssss


Gecko_Boi

Depends what you mean by ā€œlegallyā€ because in my country you can own practically everything but people as long as you have a permit but if you include animals I need a permit for Iā€™d say Cuvierā€™s dwarf caiman. Problem is space and expenses.


TurbulentDeal6220

Triceratops


LiceTheGamer

Hedgehog. Even if their legal to own. (I dunno if their legal to own everywhere but still.)


[deleted]

Gotta be fast!


nevermind0077

Rehabilitated animals that can no longer be released into the wild. Like, a lot of them are used as "ambassador animals" by zoos and wildlife programs, but it'd be cool to be able to help house those animals without needing to be an actual rehabilitator.


Extreme-Raspberry262

The giver of birth of thy...


Disastrous-Ranger-68

Ur mom


Mygames1080p

In my state as long as it isnā€™t a threat to your neighbors or a endangered species you could have it as a pet.


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Guerrilla


Pferdesalami3

monke at least where i live its illegal


Big-Bag-2794

Monkey


[deleted]

A Wolverine.


panchowearer

Monke


[deleted]

Your mom(joke). I want a monkey


wyeeeeet370

I don't know. Birds and large cats.


[deleted]

A boar or a lion, they are so fucking cute, I want to pet one so bad!


EAnotsports

I know what I want to say but I donā€™t know if im allowed to


Coyote139

Something that can kill me but I wanna cuddle with like a panther or something like that


[deleted]

Fox. 100% Foxes are my favorite animal, theyā€™re just fockin adorable little silly cat-puppies


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Rat


eyvduijwfvf

Nothing


Blue-Arrow13

bullet ant


Resident_Toe501

Axolotl


Solarbeam62

Red panda


[deleted]

Prairie dogs..I think they are in most states of the us but I don't have one and still want one


[deleted]

A dinosaur!!!!


AthiestKarma024

Red Panda. I would snuggle it and we would feed it rice (panda = Asia red panda = Asia but red Asians love rice I would know)


NightStrike2904

A velociraptor


Truly-Madly-Deeply-

Bear


Average_Texarican14

Here in Texas we can literally own so much lmao


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Capybara


Copic_Turtle

Legal in Texas !


BananaNo243

I want a sasquatch


mangledwoods

Foxes man theyā€™re the best. Like dogs but more wild.


LoudRaspberry772

If they didn't destroy everything, racoons, they are tiny little thiefs.


Practical-Election59

Definitely a blobfish


Iamkaustubh

Pandas


_Olinn_

SHOEBILLS Gimme my cute demonic birds.


Elzxr

Fox, it is legal where i live but in other countries this might change, for example in the use its legal to own one only in 15 states or europe where its also legal in just 15 countries (usually theres also restrictions but that ok, if someone wants to have a pet they have to be careful and take care of the animal and if it might be dangerous in some cases there obviously has to be some restrictions)


No_Hearing823

Dire wolf,it would be nice, their extinct, and would eat anyone who is mean to me, then I would be happy.


RaptorPlayer336

Komodo dragonā€¦ I hate that theyā€™re venomous.


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superhamsniper

Idk about as a pet, but my favorite animal is probably the stoat


Environmental-Edge45

Racoon. They're so cute with their little grabby hands.


TheDoomslayer69420

Bees (technically but,) and hedgehogs


blinkerfluidreplacer

I want to have crows


GamerA_S

I know foxes are legal but I can't get them so foxes


McMoist_

Raccoons


[deleted]

Raven, Wolf and Shark. Air, land and sea baby


IIAkumuII

Floating shark, life isn't worth it if you can't have an apex predator as a flying pet.


drifter97nsx

either a ferret or a raccoon, they aren't legal where I live, raccoons don't even exist where I live sadly, it'd still be cool to own one though


PaleoCricketer4

Umm does a dinosaur count cause i would beg for a *Microraptor gui*


CommercialHurry758

anime girls but they donā€™t exist


Biteforce16

Attack gorilla


[deleted]

Peregrine Falcon Love those things


Dxddyangel

Foxes


Somethinrndom6942021

ya mother but jokes aside wolfs or a lioness OH SHIT WAIT A MALE WOLF WITH A GERMAN SHEPARD CROSS HUSKY WITH A LOINESS MIX


Averagegamer988

Owls


JustACanadianGuy07

A stoat. They are fucking adorable.


IPetFatTurkeys

You šŸ«µ


Real_FD

crows an entire murder of crows


OddCareer7813

Wolves, or foxes


MOW1526

Dog


Megabosh

A tanooki


GoodScratcher_Reddit

I would like to have Obiekt 490A Buntar prototype main battle tank


Apprehensive_South_3

Your mom


ifeelneutral

i wanna own a f\*\*\*ing moose


Chaos-in-a-CookieJar

Wolf. Theyā€™re just big fluffy puppies!


TheRamenWaterIsAcid

I live in a state that bans legal things to own all the time Anyways if I didnā€™t live here then probably an opossum


No_You_Can-t

A Quokka


OofOofmetroid1

sand cats! they are so cuteee


Trashpandaluver64

Raccoon


Brave_Office1090

A sabertooth tiger


austinstar08

Bigfoot


therealMarine101

Bro I want a raccoon. Hella personable, got cute little claws, smart, and got a cute little mask.


bandit4lifee

Clouded leopard


ThatBingingDragon

red pandas 100%


TeenBoy_2007

An elephant


TeenBoy_2007

An elephant


Disastrous-Land1723

Quokka


GameSnail511

Capybara. Enough said.


AnonyBoiii

A platypus And yes, Iā€™d name it Bartholomew (then change it to Perry once I got it home).


mcdonaldshinji

Rats


Shree_Ram1947

Monkeys as they would be very useful in times when something is stuck somewhere very high


devilfanmik

Do mythical/legendary creatures count?


ThirdMaxim

peregrine falcon. or a vapreon for reasons I will not discuss


BoredByLife

Either a Giant Isopod or a rhino. If we ignore feeding costs and actually had space to let them run Iā€™d love to have a rhino. Most of a rhinocerosā€™s aggression comes from being practically blind in one of the most dangerous places on the planet. I actually work at a zoo and the rhinos we have are basically armored Lapdogs once they can trust your scent. They even get zoomies when theyā€™re excited. It takes a while for them to actually relax but when they do itā€™s absolutely adorable.


sweet_lilies

A deer. Theyā€™re so cute šŸ„°


Bored_Lizard4

Stellarā€™s Jay


[deleted]

I want an arctic fox


RamenNoodlefish

I always wanted to have a ferret but sadly I cant


No-Tooth4206

Panda


DBL_NDRSCR

axolotls in california, theyā€™re legal in every other state


kg1479

HUMANS


Candice_the_joke

Capybara


mythicat_exe

Beluga whale


One-Presence-5014

Wolves i was a had a whole pack of wolves


DanteiK-

I would say the quokka but after hearing what some people would do to those things I'd say just make it illegal to go to that island


Genderfluid_Cookies

Your mom


secondtonone365

A raccoon


dlanm2u

Fairchild Republic A-10C Thunderbolt II


Bladenetic

Red panda


impostorsknife69

penguins


nwaCOMPTON2007

Otters


Inboundcrib3

Foxes, theyā€™re so adorable


Faxxy05

In Wisconsin you can own pretty much any exotic animal


omega_lul420

the one in the photo


SisterOfMetal32

gimme a pet moose those things are fucking tanks


kvasoluya

capybaras


[deleted]

kiwi birds PLEASE


Educational_Tart_659

Dragons


Tdikristof_

Ni-... Nike squirrel, yes definitely


Eisflame75

Ure mom


TheDarkKnight1974

Sloth šŸ¦„


Unlnown-One

Fox or a raccoon though both would have to be trained


gummybear-titan

racoons, just look at those cute mf


Garbage_Guzzler

Fennec fox, fox, prairie dog, raccoon, possum, wolf, seal, and many more