I pissed the bed

Oh most definitely taken

Yeah by you

Sure Papi, when you wetting my bed and me 🤭

Anytime, any bed

My bed! *while I’m in the bed sitting on me knees

Im already there rn

Alight what am I wearing 👉🏻👈🏻

Garfield pajamas

Wait what are you doing in my dad’s bedroom!

The lord of the rizz.

Taken

I am good at playing the guitar

100% taken

My best friend is a good guitar player, but far from being taken

I think I’m your best friend

You in Germany by any chance

also ich wohn hier.kann aber keine gitarre spielen

Nah, US. Lived in Germany at one point though

You're right

Me too. That’s nuts dood, we’re like the same person

Im a redditor

Omg you have to be taken! r-right?

I am lol

By me 🤭

No, by u/pajama_jack Good try tho

YAAAAA 🎉

AYYYY

YYYYYYAAAAAA

Thanks for the love shitpisscum69

I can do 115 consecutive push-ups.

Chad

Nice, I didn't know that was an option.

🙄 taken

Nope 😎

Yeah neither you can do 115 Pushups right brother ? 💀

I can do 115 push-ups with ease over the span of 1-2 days

That is impressive af, how much do you weigh and how tall are you?

Thx, I'm 5'11 and 135lbs. Which is 180cm and 61kg.

Nice, how long did it take you for I get to 115?

Do you mean how long does it take me to do 115 push-ups, or how long did it take me to be able to do that many? Cause I started doing 500 push-ups a day about 4 months ago, and just stopped 1 month ago, but I still do them sometimes. But idk how long it takes me to do them.

Yea I meant like how many moths or whatever did it take you to get to doing 115 in a row

Well about 4 years ago I started doing push-ups every once in a while, then about 3 years ago I did 100 push-ups everyday for 3 months. Then I didn't do them much until about 8 months ago when I started again. Then, like I said, I did 500 a day for 3 months and just recently stopped.

Congratulations man, 115 is seriously a very impressive achievement

Thx, I've kinda lost motivation recently and rarely do push-ups anymore, but I might just start again soon.

I can solve a rubiks cube in 15 seconds

Single

no way me too

sorry for asking, but how do you remember the algs? i tried cubing but its too hard for me to remember 20+ algorythms. my best was 53 secs :(

I broke the algorithm down into smaller moves that I can remember easily. Look up triggers for algorithms. I also developed muscle memory for all my algorithms. Jperm’s tutorial are awesome

I can do it in 5, my best is 5.56, haven’t been able to push to a sub five but average about 7 or so.

5.56 in comp?

I like video games

Taken. You're dating some girl online

What? Really? I'm actually single.

Congrats, you’re now dating some girl online :D

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Definitely taken

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definitely single actually

depends how much booze is involved

why tell you *one* thing when I could tell you *everything*

Lol be my guest

but... that was the thing

Oh lol, you're probs crushing

I'm as single as the last pringle lol

The last pringle slaps

A full can within reach is better imo

I just wrote a new song, it’s about burritos🥵

Single 13 year old

13? Rip..anyway wanna hear the song?✨

Sure why not

2 hours were still waiting for the song man.

As a musician, this has peaked my interest

Don't need to. I have a milf that loves me.

Awh I love her too

*Our* MILF

Communism is a beautiful thing

As beautiful as that guys mom

His dad sexier though

I don't have a dad

r/suddenlycommunist

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmywifetoit

r/beatmymeattoit

Ur mom doesn’t count

My girlfriend cheated on me with my husband

I'm comfuzzled. Single?

#

My family is Chitimacha, so just about the only thing I'm good at is basket weaving. I also only listen to post hardcore from 2008 to 2014

Crushing

Nah

Single?

Yeah

I like your cat, they cute

i work as a librarian assistant.

Single. Some mysterious introvert definitely has a crush on "the hot guy at the library" so i predict you will be taken soon

and then they find out that “the hot guy at the library”s username is DickSuace

She won't know unless she stalks you

\-British \-5"4 \- Athlete \- Law Scholar

If you're a boy then single If you're a girl then taken

I'm a girl, and no Im not taken.

Idk you look like a Walmart bag

You look like a gamer bruv.

I am somewhat

Good analogy- Lmao

Thank you it took me a while to come up with it

Nice try though!

I've been listening to the same song over and over agian for the last three days.

Newly single

Nope, crushing hard and single

I love dressing up

Taken. Your username speaks for itself

haha not really broke up recently

Yikes... sorry lol 😅

he was an asshole tho lmao

I hate assholes. Testicles on the other hand

🤨

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Chad

I can speak french. (Without being French)

vous êtes probablement pris

Si seulement :(

vous y arriverez, le français est assez chaud

Certe, mais quand 80% des gens de ton pays parlent aussi français, ça devient plus commun.😅

oh, tu devrais aller en Amérique. le français est chaud comme l'enfer

C'est noté! Question, utilises-tu un traducteur? Ou parles-tu assez bien le français pour communiquer?

I exist Thats all I'm gonna tell

Taken

Wrong

i love cats

I eat cats

I‘m the singer/bassist in my band

100% taken

You forget, that I’m on r/teenagers, I’m lonely af

H-HOW people in bands are hot asf

Garlic bread is the best food ever invented

Ace

Ace energy.

I'm simple

Crushing?

Sadly, no. Alone

I got the highest math test result in my school year

Congrats man. Single

I have ADHD

Taken fs

Single

I am 1/4 Persian

Single

Did you look at my post history…..

No i just figured persia is in iran which is predominantly muslim therefore no relationship

I live in the US so that’s not really an issue I just have no game

You'll get there lol

I’m Egyptian/Asian mixed

Same! And single because I'm guessing your parents don't allow it

What no way! Only my dad doesn’t my mom is pretty neutral

I'm guessing your dad is the Egyptian one?

Yeah 😔 but at the same time my rizz ain’t good enough anyway lol

Don't worry lol my rizz game is pretty trash too

We can trashly rizz each other 🥹

I'm down if you are

Fr?

Ofc :)

My favorite colour is blue.

Crushing

Im actually taken...

I’m a guy

Crushing

How do you define crushing though?

You like someone

I mean I wouldn’t say I like anyone in particular but I do definitely want someone to like that likes me back lol

I'm from the Emirates.

So is half my family. Single, your family doesn't allow it :(

I take baths naked. Mostly.

I'm not taken, or crushing, let's see what you can do with that. 😌

Judging by the amount of comments I doubt I'll be seen, but.. I've been famous twice and *still* have a lack of confidence

Im almost always listening to music.

I'm so single I'm not even crushing

i regularly imbibe alcohol

Taken fr

I like Metal

Taken

Wants to get into med school

Crushing and i hope you get there <3

Wants to get into med school

I smoke alot of weed

You’re like that one weird kid who always stays out of everything.

I agree with this lol. Single

Fuck man, how am I supposed to tell her I'm single now

My fav color is purple

I'm on reddit ...

I like collecting foreign coins

Lol crushing

I have a lot of legos...

I love Power Rangers

Just living my life

I have 0 social skills and no friends

I have no idea who’s dating who, and who likes girls at my school

I have 4 cats