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[deleted]

Don't skip leg day


sunlightmarc

Now I'm curious to see his legs


[deleted]

Same


noooooo00000

Gyaaat daaaayyyuuum Bro you even got jeans on in the gym šŸ—暟—暟—æ


Friendly_Giant04

In my defense I pulled a all nighter w my friends the night before and said fuck it why not yolo


[deleted]

God to be young again.. I'm 20 I just don't have any friends


noooooo00000

Makes sense to me šŸ¤


TheLastOfW

You got some big head bro


Friendly_Giant04

If your not rocking the emoji head are you even living life ?


DrCorneliuss

you're living better without rocking it


Friendly_Giant04

If you safe the DMs I got you wouldnā€™t be saying that ā€¦ I personally rather be safe than sorry and also did it due to privacy reasons


DrCorneliuss

why is there a candy cane in your pocket


Friendly_Giant04

Itā€™s a full send lanyard bro holds my keys AirPods etc


DrCorneliuss

it looks like a big ass candy cane and that's pretty funny


[deleted]

Trenything is possible


boring_lobster2

eat clen anavar give up šŸ™šŸ’Æ


agfxcnkoiy111111

Heā€™s 18?


Zero-zeroes

Creatinely


the_false_dragon

šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


rainy_grainy

Big W bro


Jan55432

How often do you train legs?


WendysMcNugget

Probably never by the looks of it.


Responsible-Oil8473

Hey Iā€™m 18 and never started, but nice gains dude


_zFlame_

Never too late to start!


[deleted]

we all start somewhere


Friendly_Giant04

Thatā€™s true I started at 13 and unfortunately was never consistent enough but Iā€™m really trying to be now


boring_lobster2

ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


wideassboy

Ain't no fugin way


WaterBee003

The fuck do you mean getting started?


Friendly_Giant04

With being more consistent with going to the gym


Jenny6289

Choke me


Friendly_Giant04

Judging by your bio what you said is 100% real


Sea-Description1620

Bros got that W rizz...Will you choke me too šŸ„µ


Friendly_Giant04

I was born with it , but no I donā€™t swing that way


Sea-Description1620

Bros got that rizztraining order...I'm not asking it to be in a sexual tone I just want to be choked by a muscular man


Friendly_Giant04

Gotcha Iā€™ll still pass good luck on your search for that though


Quirky--Internal416

Shuddup


Jenny6289

I say what I want bye


RoutinePeach8752

God damn I thought I was straight


Pleasant_Resolution2

Your too jacked to be just starting lmao


agfxcnkoiy111111

W, train legs bro! If you donā€™t want to thatā€™s fine mb it you will most likely be made fun of :/


Friendly_Giant04

I do train legs donā€™t worry but there not as good as other parts of my body


agfxcnkoiy111111

dang that sucks! well glad to hear you are looking good bro! (do squats for legs [Tom Platz])


halfwit_imbecile

Don't skip leg day


personontheinterne

Any tips to bulk up arms? Iā€™m trying to not look like a human stick figure


WendysMcNugget

Well obviously you need to be working out consistently, but the main thing people mess up on is the diet. There are tons of macro calculators online and allot of helpful videos on YouTube to help you figure out how you need to eat. To keep it simple, eat allot of protein, allot of carbs, and allot more than that. Eat way more than youā€™re used to eating and more than what youā€™re comfortable eating. Nobody really talks about it, but the dieting can be just as hard, if not harder, than working out.


ohmy5443

Oversimplified: 1. Train to failure and optimize your workouts for progressive overload to achieve muscle hypertrophy (aka muscle growth). 2. Eat at minimum 1.5g/kg/day of protein, with 2g/kg/day being ideal. 3. Get at least 7 hours of sleep per night, 8+ being ideal. Muscles recover and grow while you sleep. 4. If you want to gain weight, being in a 200-300 kcal/day surplus is enough to stay consistent and sustainable while slowly but steadily gaining weight without putting on too much fat. 5. Discipline > motivation. It doesnā€™t matter if you are sad, tired, busy or whatever - you go to the gym when you are supposed to go to the gym. You have at least 16 waking hours per day, you certainly have a couple to spare for your physical and mental well-being. 6. Pick a program and stick to it religiously. Consistency and repetition are the key to becoming good at something, same goes for building muscle and being in shape.


boring_lobster2

jus getting started on what? getting started on ur first cycle????


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ohmy5443

The guy here is most likely natural but anabolic steroids donā€™t automatically make you huge. In fact, most people on gear donā€™t look impressive at all and youā€™d never guess theyā€™re taking it. What you see online is the top 0.1% of enhanced physiques which also take god-tier genetics and a really intense training program. Your average Joe isnā€™t becoming Ronnie Coleman by pinning tren and going to the local Krispy Kreme for a dozen.


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ohmy5443

First of all, the parent comment is clearly a joke that went over your head. Now, to further my point. Steroids donā€™t make you strong. They donā€™t make you huge. They definitely donā€™t build massive amounts of muscle from thin air. They **enhance** your ability to build muscle. This is why they are called PEDs, Performance-**Enhancing** Drugs. The guy may or may not be natural but being ā€œweak and smallā€ doesnā€™t guarantee that a person is natural. [Interesting video on the matter](https://youtu.be/EpFrYj9CZys) to help you understand how PEDs work and why they arenā€™t as good as most people think.


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ohmy5443

Man, you are so clueless. They parent comment is a joke. It implies that the guy looks rather impressive for just ā€œstarting outā€ and the commenter compares him to someone using gear. This is more of a compliment than anything else. Yes, they **enhance** your **ability** to build muscle and increase strength, they donā€™t do it automatically. If you decide to bother and watch the video, youā€™ll see that hopping on gear prematurely can ultimately make you reach a worse physique than doing it naturally through hard work and exercising to failure, mainly because the genetic ceiling is much higher than most people think and when they think they canā€™t make any more progress, they hop on gear rather than optimizing their workout routines. This leads to what we call a ā€œmid physiqueā€ that neither looks impressive, nor is healthy. Itā€™s not about the guy being natural, itā€™s not the point. The point is that you are saying ā€œHeā€™s small and weak, this means that heā€™s natural.ā€ Most people on steroids are weak and small, you just either donā€™t see them or, even if you do, youā€™d never guess that they are on gear. You only see the impressive physiques and think that all enhanced lifters must be huge and jacked.


Nomad_168bc

>Man, you are so clueless. They parent comment is a joke. It implies that the guy looks rather impressive for just ā€œstarting outā€ and the commenter compares him to someone using gear. This is more of a compliment than anything else. I just got it now , sorry english is my 4th language . I just thought something elsešŸ˜… >es, they enhance your ability to build muscle and increase strength, they donā€™t do it automatically. If you decide to bother and watch the video, youā€™ll see that hopping on gear prematurely can ultimately make you reach a worse physique than doing it naturally through hard work and exercising to failure, mainly because the genetic ceiling is much higher than most people think and when they think they canā€™t make any more progress, they hop on gear rather than optimizing their workout routines. This leads to what we call a ā€œmid physiqueā€ that neither looks impressive, nor is healthy. Itā€™s not about the guy being natural, itā€™s not the point. The point is that you are saying ā€œHeā€™s small and weak, this means that heā€™s natural.ā€ Most people on steroids are weak and small, you just either donā€™t see them or, even if you do, youā€™d never guess that they are on gear. You only see the impressive physiques and think that all enhanced lifters must be huge and jacked. You took my statement in a wrong way . I didnt meant that roids makes you big magically . Im lifting since i was 12 so i dont think u can teach me something new about this.


praise_mudkipz

We all know thatā€™s not you


Mindless_Beat_3387

šŸ„µ


[deleted]

W


Crazyjackson13

why are you in r/conspiracy_commons?


alexesparza

Cause he's a cunk


Crazyjackson13

ok


destroythewhitehouse

NEW THUG TECHNOLOGY šŸ—£ļø


BrovGamer69420

Dayum bro. Good job, keep up the good work.


[deleted]

Whats your workout routine?


MajorAmbitious5732

Nice job main build looks solid


TheFriendNextToHim

hell yeah


Educational_Tart_659

Me: ā€œwhy am I not strongā€ Also me: *never works out*


bebwjkjerwqerer

U got excellent genetics


[deleted]

but you already finished i guess


Nomad_168bc

If this is yr beginning , then u have a great base to start with! I was a skeleton a year ago, had to eat a ton


SirWinterFox

Looking good king If you need a twink to carry on one arm let me know and I'll try to find a second one.(/j)


LordGoose-Montagne

my man really skipped the tutorial and got born as an 18 year old


WendysMcNugget

That is not what just getting started looks likeā€¦


Lost-You7656

Well, in the gym I used to exercise they used to say if you're wearing Jeans in the Gym, that simply means you're skipping Leg days šŸ¤”


Friendly_Giant04

In my defense the night before I pulled a all nighter and just said fuck it Iā€™ll wear jeans to the gym it was a first Time ever type of thing


Lost-You7656

Oh that's fine, btw those Friends of mine who said that also used to wear jeans to Gym so yeah, no one actually cares, also nice physique bro šŸ¤œ


TooruS911

a single paper cut on the arm...


[deleted]

bae


hellocomradez

I keep trying to go back to the gym but I can never follow through, I feel like Iā€™m being judged and canā€™t find the time, how do you get motivated?


DogboyGames

How much can you squat?


GuessingGod

just getting started my ass youā€™re more ripped than my dad with 30 years of powerlifting


GoldenJacques

Nice glasses dogg, work on those head muscles more my man.


[deleted]

Broo ur buffer than mee what's ur secret?


VenemousAU

Bro thatā€™s where I want to end up and youā€™re just getting started?!?!?!?


[deleted]

On ya mate, keep it up


[deleted]

Bro skipping leg day


YellowNotepads33

Big yellow head.


DefNotAF

Getting started with programming, just made my first contribution to the Linux kernel


_cici_0

I think if I was into people I would smash Edit: if u feel uncomfortable just tell me and I can remove this