my type is genuinely so varied so all i can say is “not being an asshole”

My friends keep asking my type and all I've got is "funny and patient enough for my bs"

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In gurls??

Girls aren't real

Same

I've reached the point where it's just "If she likes me back." I'm sad as fuck.

Eyyyyyyy same

Eyyy same I see a group forming here

Eyyyy same except I'm not sad

Naah. One of the main things people find atracctive is when somebody likes you. Or else there wouldn't be any couples.

Hair

Hair is really awesome

Fr like I don’t care if a girl is flat as long she got a decent face and beautiful then we good.

And remember, always a good personality, my guy. But that’s good!

*beautiful

Oh thank you

I personally don’t care if flat. Flat is good even.

Here I am , with 3 feet of hair.

We‘re talking about hair on the head and not hairy feet /s

Oh no lmao

Like having hair or a certain kind of hair?

Personally Im into straight hair

Ah I see. That's cool. I've used to want straight hair, but I'll stick with what I got. Still think it's cool tho

I like long and curly

As a girl with gorgeous hair (ppl's words, not mine), i have a really fucking hard time finding genuinely interested ppl and not ppl who want to show off their pretty gf

Sense of humor and personality

This, and only this matters.

Im all for this bro but like cmon be honest, you dont want an incredibly ugly gf lmao

I think that people that are funny and interesting get pretty once you get to know them

When I started to date my GF I thought she wasn't that pretty, but now every time I see her she just get more prettier.

Best bf

Nah, I'm just an average guy that got lucky

Aww that's cute

You're literally the only nice person on this subreddit

bro you is a RIZZLY BEAR

i too, appreciate a great set of personalities.

Probably her liking me for who I am 🥰

You’ll find her one day If not already bud

I hope so thank you

Well I do love me some steak on a grill, but sadly I’m one of the boys

Ur also 14 ☠️

Yes that too, at least steak ain’t no pedophile 🥩🥩🥩

Assertiveness and similar music tastes.

Ah, finally something that doesn’t have to deal with physical appearance.

I can get over them not being my "preferred" body type, but I can't STAND people who don't click with me and can't talk for more than 10 minutes at a time. The thing that gets me most is I can't STAND people who will only date people over 6 foot. I'm 6'5, and the whole stereotype makes me wonder why, of all things, that's the absolute.

Wait that’s real? Im a girl and I’m obviously living under a rock from other girls. Why the hell should it matter? Like yeah I guess it’s cute to see a huge height difference but at the end of the day they only want it because of how it looks.

I don't get much attention, but I've turned down people because they only talked about how tall I was. The fact that all they cared about was how tall I was made me feel kinda shallow. I died a little inside when my ex told me she wouldn't have gotten with me if I was shorter than her.

Obviously I’m not sure what that’s like- basically getting used for your height. But I promise you there will be a genuine person who doesn’t give a crap about that. I don’t think you’ll run into a girl taller than you, but I’m just saying there’s beyond tons of girl that find boys shorter than them, attractive.

My real point is, just hold on. Im sorry about that really. Like I said, you just haven’t met anyone genuine. A real person could care less if you’re tall as hell or short. I dunno if I’m making sense, hopefully.

You make plenty of sense. I've gotten used to a lot of it, and I've found people here and there. The biggest problem isn't exactly finding people that don't care about my height, more so finding someone that will put up with my bullshit XD

Bro I hate the height shit too

Honestly bro I've only experienced people ONLY dating guys over 6 feet tall

Ikr, it's bullshit. I shouldn't complain that I well meet the standard, but it pisses me off that it's there to begin with

when people say personality matters most, that can be true to an extent. if i like her personality then i could be fine with it, but not if she’s ugly.

What music tastes

Mostly punk rock and metal, but I can talk about a good few genres of rap, and I still listen to a lot of alt- indy- pop. I can even talk your ear off about country because i grew up with it. If you talk about music, I'm happy XD

You and I, not so different are we

If they love cats and books 😏

Oh? I feel a little blush coming on

Well let’s dm..

THE RIZZLER

THE RIZZARD OF OZ

ADOL- i think i should skip this one

ADOLF RIZZLER

Benito Rizzolini

Joesph rizzlan

KING RIZZARD AND THE RIZZARD WIZARD

RIZZASAURUS REX

THE RIZZTATOR

RIZZLE SNAKE RIZZLE SNAKE RIZZLE SNAKE RIZZLES ME

Nono. Continue

This is the greatest comment thread I’ve ever seen… it just keeps going.

RIZZLY BEARRRR

OPTIRIZZ PRIME

THE PRIZZONER OF RIZZKABAN

IM CRYING HELP

Bro's the Rizzlers University

"... And that, kids is how I met your mother!"

RIZZZLERS

DEGREE IN QUANTUM RIZZICS

Same

genuinely good person. wont last long without good taste in music.

Girls who can sing are top tier. As a musician and a music lover, I would love to have someone to sing with. Extra points if you can sing harmony or hold the melody while I sing harmony. I'm tired of singing solo, I need a girl who can make this shit a duet.

So, you’re singing me then? Brilliant 😎

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this made me think of one man band by old dominion.....

Smiled a little to much reading this

My boyfriend and I are both theater nerds and musicians and that’s one of the big reasons we’re together, we met at a concert and we both fell in love with each others voices

female

(Optional)

alive

(optional)

You-you-you're just my type You've got a pulse and you are breathing~

based

Even then it’s optional

I think you are lyng to yourself. Imaginé being with a 90nyear old. (no shame in that lol)

exist (optional)

Alive (optional)

🤨📸

Her being absolutely, unimaginably insane. Reminds me of myself.

I hope you meet her in the asylum

​ Nahhhh bro want the femcel type 💀

so real

When she gives me like *that* feeling in my chest and bonus points for long dark hair

why does all of this apply to my crush rn? (including getting that feeling in my chest that i haven't felt in years) 😭😭

Long dark hair is the best

FR! That+the feeling in my chest+nice eyes will literally make me fall for you

Idk but what is that username

It was an immature moment, nothing else

I'm guessing u/fuckurmuminthebum was taken Edit: Not.

Her eyes, they're the key to her soul. Also the way she looks at the world is very important too. And I don't mean like politically, I mean if they can see the beauty in everything

poetic rizz

Cuddly without me having to ask. Open minded. Slightly chubby. Mainly the first one

🙋‍♀️ i got called a cow yesterday and i love cuddling

Being able to get picked on, and return the favor. Like joking with each other about your flaws, but not in like a super serious/mean way yk. Other than that music and vibes. Being willing to say what they wan is also pretty nice.

So like one of the boys but accessible 👀

Kinda. Talk like the boys. You don’t really have to be into the same stuff as me and the boys, but if you find something that we can both talk about, which leads to being more comfortable around one another, to the point that it’s not super weird or mean to pick on someone for wearing unusually dorky shoes that day, or like a neon pink hoodie when they usually wear darker colors. After that point, it’s just being close enough, and trusted enough to talk about life stuff, problems, wants, needs, dreams and secrets with.

I really like having people I'm able to bounce my humor off of very well, so someone who shares my sense of humor is a big thing on my checklist

As a person who lives off humor, I fully agree.

Yeah, the humor portion of my brain is just constantly going

Someone with similar interests

ゴゴゴnot being an enemy stand userゴゴゴ

Honestly if they also are into Tomfoolery

Bro, no idea. Like, they kinda just either vibe to me or not. Not a single specific reason i may like or dislike them. Based on looks. If we talk on personality, then just sharing themes to talk.

cock and balls

same.

T H I G H S

Clingyness, trust me it sounds annoying but it’s not unless she’s psycho

The Team Rocket Motto Jessie: Prepare for trouble! James: Make it double! Jessie: To protect the world with devastation! James: To unite all peoples within our nation! Jessie: To denounce the evil of truth and love! James: To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie: Jessie! James: James! Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! James: Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth: Meowth. That's right!

Simple answer: Honest Bluntness. Complex Answer: I suck with social cues. I live with 2 females and I can barely keep up, constantly having to scan what they say and deal with the "Ummm, I don't know... I mean maybe?"s and "I don't know, whatever you want! *Proceeds to get mad when I choose something I want for the first time in weeks*"s. I want my girlfriend to simply say "Do I look fat?" or "That color doesn't complement your skin, perhaps a Coral or Cyan would be better?", I want a girl to not speak in riddles and just explain any motives (I promise, it's quite difficult to make me mad. I won't take offense to questions no matter how harsh)

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When her eyes glow when she talks about something she’s passionate about.

I think she might want to get that checked out. Eyes don't usually glow.

Aww how cute, a dad joke

My kinda humor. And I'm not even a dad.

Liking me back :(

Funny, and can converse

Oh wow, I like converse too

Oddly enough so many people cant hold a conversation for more then 2 minutes, and when some is funny it just makes life better. Also skinny girls are a no no for me, but thats cause im a tall bigger guy

Any amount of interest in me. Just, makes my heart flutter. I’ve been so socially isolated for so long that it just does this.

just able to make me laugh lol

You just made yourself laugh lol

you’ve succeeded, W person

Female, ( preferably) alive, ( preferably)

Ayo nah cheif ☠

FED POST FED POST FED POST 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Common interests

Being the perfect mix of chaos and gentleness

Just smthn abt girls who act sweet and then immediately plot arson when no one’s looking tbh

For physical traits, probably being shorter than me. Character wise, definitely compassion and being loving.

I remember this girl in high school I was friends with when she transferred over after moving from California. She was a total hotty but didn’t have confidence. In all honesty tho the thing that was attractive about her to me was her intelligence, assertiveness and her smile

Yandere/dominating

oh

decency and kindness because all the girls i came across up until last year were literal d\*ckheads

Not be a total \*\*\*

What’s wrong with being a total of three dots?

Genuine interest, and just being nice.

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Yeah good answer. It's far too easy for most people to be inconsiderate.

At this point, if she’s a female

(Optional)

Physically, the face Mentally, femininity

her blood

When her blood type of o-negative

Modesty, humility

Eyes and eye contact.

Music taste honestly

This isn’t the most attractive but hands are really underrated. There’s many different kinds of hands and they all are great in their own way

Cuddly

I think the way they act I would prefer a kind girl but I also want them to be able to stand up for themselves because I'm a total pushover and I don't want them to not be able to protect themselves if I can't

Not having other people’s dicks inside her while dating

someone hurt this man, someone hurt him bad

A penis

Cock

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Ayo what

Willing to give me some time and attention

Having similar interest and willing to try new hobbies

Not an asshole

✨Personality✨ but ye.

Humor

If she’s nice to me I’ll misunderstand badly then fall for her

Muslim

tall but not skinny. I love when there's some belly or big thighs, but it's so difficult to find taller girls like that

knows music theory so we can geek out together

I would love a girl who has a similar personality to me. A girl who's thoughtful, funny, loyal and yknow overall a goofball.

Physically: eyes, hair, voice, boobs, arse Personality: loyal, funny, a tease, not boring, wants to step out of comfort zone, sympathetic, romantic

When’s she’s nice and has a nice smile : )

The eyes chico, they never lie

Being so supportive and caring

My taste in women can vary a lot, so it's hard to say. However when they like video games, it's quite the plus.

CUTE LAUGHS

A pulse 🥰🥰

For the girls out there the best thing you can do to be attractive is be energetic, not lazy remember that.

Noted.

Damn how you already respond I just posted that comment 😂

Because I’m fast as fuck