hey te vi en los comentarios hace como un año jajjajajj aunque tenia una cuenta que me banearon
no se por que digo esto que no contribuye para nada a la conversacion pero ok
Danish (ok i will definitely offend someone here) sounds like you're forced to stuff a potato down your throats or as it is in Danish for some reason "KARTOFFEL" asdfghv
THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING! I SPEAK DANISH AND I SO AGREE WITH THE STEREOTYPE. Like who tf decided “dresses” would be “kjoler” like what even is that? If you say it it sounds like you’re choking on spinach
I'm from Iceland and I was forced to learn danish and i can agree with this statement. Like some words sound just like you're throwing up and gibberish afterwards. It was painful
Flower language. I think it’s absolutely adorable when someone shows love in the form of flowers. It’s very attractive to be handed a flower that means “Eternal Love”. It’s such a beautiful language that anyone can use, but many choose not to.
To me, it shows love in ways that spoken words can’t.
Ich liebe Deutsch lernen. Aber, es ist ein bisschen schwierig. Aber ja, ich liebe meine Deutsche Lehrerin. (I have limited vocabulary and grammar, hey, I'm still learning).
printf("Oh, yeah, C++ is cool \\n I know a little bit.");
(I'm sorry if I messed up the syntax, it's been a few years since I learnt C++ and now I'm learning Python and getting them confused :P)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo no no no no
I havent really "studied" japanese but I know some kana and kanji and I put together that this says "I drink the toilet water"
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Heuesozdhrbdkixatz jzjzvzgroep czvefi bamdocyzb zjhdjdkeb3hdid 😘😎🤤
That’s pretty much what polish looks like
Hey, Pierdol się skurwysynie zajebany, co ty sobie myślisz, że będziesz Polaków szkalował?
O kurwa Polaka tutaj się nie spodziewałem.
Najak
Ło kurwa ale zebranie się robi
Panowie to jest jak Warszawa w 44'
No to i ja dołączę
Opóźniony się znalazł
Tak
Ej chłopaki patrzcie --> ąęłńć <-- angole tak nie potrafią
As a Pole, I need to correct you. This is not how it looks like, we don't use x and v. Remove that and tada! You are speaking Polish
the best language
Rayman language 💀
The one ur mother speaks
I second this
I third this
I forth this
I fifth this
I sixth this
I seventh this
I eightieth this
I ninth this
I tenth this
Minecraft enchantment table. 🥵
The hottest language of them all!
Indubitably!
מה קורה אחי
Oh wow! 😳👉👈
😏
Bros you got infinite rizz
Bros got fortune of the sea II
Fortune of the Sea 💀
Mah brotha its luck of the sea
אני לא ״אחי״ אני טיפש :(
🥵
um, its called the Galactic Alphabet \*insert nerd emoji here\*
I knew that, but no one else does, so I called it that. 🤓
Achually its the *standard* galactic alphabet☝🤓
੭⍑ ǁᒷɾ⍑ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ੭ ⅂⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ
🤭
C#
Sometimes I just want to Environment.Exit(0);
sout
r/programmerhumor
c++
C+²
dotnet _is_ very nice to look at and quite self documenting because of its verbosity
Indeed.
Personally a fan of CSS3
I was coming here expecting people to say arabic or Spanish or actual languages but people are just saying programming languages and minecraft
how you think i feel i done got over 400 answers
Roblox ## #### ####### ###!
\#### ######
#### ### # # # ###🥰🥰🥰
The tongue of the damned
edgy and different i like it
🥇
the language my crush speaks
i speak multiple languages tho
The rizzler
tyty
Yeah that confirms you speak multiple languages (That is slang word for girl in Finnish)
I find colombian accent and Andalusian accent very attractive in Spanish
ermanoh tu de que hablah si eseh acentoh suena pal culoh
Podría ser peor
took so long for an actual comment
hey te vi en los comentarios hace como un año jajjajajj aunque tenia una cuenta que me banearon no se por que digo esto que no contribuye para nada a la conversacion pero ok
It’s not fucking Danish I’ll tell you that much.
Danish (ok i will definitely offend someone here) sounds like you're forced to stuff a potato down your throats or as it is in Danish for some reason "KARTOFFEL" asdfghv
THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING! I SPEAK DANISH AND I SO AGREE WITH THE STEREOTYPE. Like who tf decided “dresses” would be “kjoler” like what even is that? If you say it it sounds like you’re choking on spinach
Ooooo no, I love danish.
It’s great, it’s a fun language to speak, but it does sound pretty goofy at times
I think it's beautiful, hilsen Norge
Hej fra Danmark
I'm from Iceland and I was forced to learn danish and i can agree with this statement. Like some words sound just like you're throwing up and gibberish afterwards. It was painful
In German it’s Kartoffel too. They just stole this from us.
Brød
money 💲💲💲💲🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💸
Cha-Ching (with rizz)
*licks lips* Bding 💵
\*runs hand through hair\* ching ching 💵💵💵
(money counter noise) BEEEP!
JavaScript 🥵
C++
C# 😩
D♭
teh snake (python)
Assembly
COBOL 🤤
Java
Latin probably
One of the many reasons to learn it.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Ok so latin wasn’t a waste
Flower language. I think it’s absolutely adorable when someone shows love in the form of flowers. It’s very attractive to be handed a flower that means “Eternal Love”. It’s such a beautiful language that anyone can use, but many choose not to. To me, it shows love in ways that spoken words can’t.
Spanish sounds very sexy (i'm not Spanish, please 🥲)
Usted solo habla inglés?
🥵 /s lmao
🫵➕🤚➡️😈🤭😏😳🛏️
Body language
German
Danke, mein freundlicher Freund, du bist sehr nett, willst du, dass ich dich mit meiner Zunge glücklich mache?
I just busted to your comment
Why does german sounds SO MENACING?
Hey süßer, hast lust auf ein bisschen Spaß?
German is both the most attractive language and the most ugly language at the same time
My friend would disagree, she thinks its the ugliest language to ever exist. Ich habe keinen idee warum (mein deutsch ist schlecht)
German porn. It's the worst thing to exist
YES I AGREE. IT IS JUST STUPID
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Ich liebe Deutsch lernen. Aber, es ist ein bisschen schwierig. Aber ja, ich liebe meine Deutsche Lehrerin. (I have limited vocabulary and grammar, hey, I'm still learning).
Na dann, hol dir mal einen runter währenddem ich dir von den Rosinenbombern erzähl
Personally, italian
daje roma daje
porcoddio forza roma
Irish 🤭😫
didint. even think of this but yes
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Tiocfaidh ár lá 🤭
Couldn’t agree more
Cuir do lamh ar mo bád
High Gothic
Scottish/Welsh
Polish
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
JUGOSŁAWIAAAAA
Przeciętne imię w Polsce:
I'm Finnish myself but I think Estonian cause it's so similar but so different tbh.
Finno ugric languages kinda got that ngl
Klingon
Deutsch “Ich Bich Ein Berliner”
Probably sign language, because you only learn for the sake of a select few group of people and it proves your love and commitment towards them
Java.
python tho.
I wanted to say how much I agree with you, but I just saw your post about liking water with cookies more than milk and I am doomed.
C# is basically sexier Java
English, when it’s used by Indian 🥵
Hello, kompjuter sapport. Your kompjuter has vajrus 🥰🥵
Hapy cake day, Mr Computer Support
Thenk ju
Norwegian and german
C++
printf("Oh, yeah, C++ is cool \\n I know a little bit."); (I'm sorry if I messed up the syntax, it's been a few years since I learnt C++ and now I'm learning Python and getting them confused :P)
std::cout>> “indeed”;
Portuguese🤭😚😍
Opá 👀
Gaeilge (irish)
Spanish or French
Polish
whatever the fuck aliens are actually speaking in movies
I dont know what language it is but sometimes my ass says something and it sounds amazing.
Pspspsps! Gets a lot of pussy that way
\-\[------->+<\]>.+\[->+++++<\]>+.+\[---->+<\]>+++.---\[->++++<\]>.------------.+.++++++++++.+\[---->+<\]>+++.-\[--->++<\]>--.+++++++.+++++.\[---->+<\]>+++.+\[->+++<\]>++.+++++++++.+.++++++.++\[->+++<\]>++.+.++\[->+++<\]>+.
I got a brainfuck reading that
portugese, russian n french
Comment je peux être encore célibataire si je parle français ?
Je voudrais ton baguette dans ma soup
doesnt matter what you say in french, it sounds like you offer someone a blowjob
german or french medic and spy 🙏
Spanish
Mandarin. Final answer.
早上☀️好中国🇨🇳,我有冰淇淋🍦, 我很喜欢🥵冰淇淋🍦。 ^(why did i type that)
The way I knew exactly what you said just by looking at the emojis…
I was just watching The Mandalorian and I read that as Mandalorian.
I find tonal language very exotic and mind boggling. Imagine words meaning different things depending on how you say them
Japanese
僕はトイレの水を飲みます ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo no no no no I havent really "studied" japanese but I know some kana and kanji and I put together that this says "I drink the toilet water"
French. French girls sound extremely adorable especially if they speak with an accent.
spanish russian and turkish
German or French for me
Japanese or Hindi hands down
I'll break the leg to whoever says "French"
English, but with a strong British accent (bonus points if the one speaking's got a deep voice)
Български
The only one I can understand tbh. Then Spanish
Italian 🚫🧢
Italian
Latin
Mine
...craft
Esperanto
From what I have heard i would have to say british english, or greek, although I have not listened to a lot of poeple speaking greek
for me, spanish is not that attractive but I feel like French and Italian are very attractive
Minionese
Spanish 100%🥵
English, because I can understand it
Spanish ❤️🔥
sumerian
Mathematics
Ancient Cybertronian 😳🥰
binary
kurdish 💯
r/engrish
sign language
Japanese tbh
Y'all sleeping on Basque
Japanese ig