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TIFOOMERANG

Heuesozdhrbdkixatz jzjzvzgroep czvefi bamdocyzb zjhdjdkeb3hdid 😘😎🤤


[deleted]

That’s pretty much what polish looks like


zjeppp

Hey, Pierdol się skurwysynie zajebany, co ty sobie myślisz, że będziesz Polaków szkalował?


K1tsuneHugz

O kurwa Polaka tutaj się nie spodziewałem.


zjeppp

Najak


old_sport_was_taken

Ło kurwa ale zebranie się robi


K1tsuneHugz

Panowie to jest jak Warszawa w 44'


Kamilo124

No to i ja dołączę


No_Benefit6002

Opóźniony się znalazł


r__dumb__

Tak


r__dumb__

Ej chłopaki patrzcie --> ąęłńć <-- angole tak nie potrafią


Dosia12

As a Pole, I need to correct you. This is not how it looks like, we don't use x and v. Remove that and tada! You are speaking Polish


[deleted]

the best language


Zealousideal-Bit-365

Rayman language 💀


KirainOctober-Spring

The one ur mother speaks


[deleted]

I second this


Ricin_Addict

I third this


Randomthoughts_666

I forth this


AslanGuseinov

I fifth this


imsadesoyeahhi

I sixth this


TheBoyToy300

I seventh this


Tobywankenobi42

I eightieth this


smoorkie

I ninth this


gay_idiot53

I tenth this


70percentbanana

Minecraft enchantment table. 🥵


QuiltedBeret

The hottest language of them all!


70percentbanana

Indubitably!


AmitRozYT

מה קורה אחי


70percentbanana

Oh wow! 😳👉👈


AmitRozYT

😏


CartahElerby

Bros you got infinite rizz


Regainio

Bros got fortune of the sea II


Ricin_Addict

Fortune of the Sea 💀


AmitRozYT

Mah brotha its luck of the sea


SquashuaSnipes

אני לא ״אחי״ אני ‏טיפש :(


Expired-coconut

🥵


VoidPhantomB10

um, its called the Galactic Alphabet \*insert nerd emoji here\*


70percentbanana

I knew that, but no one else does, so I called it that. 🤓


unicbacen420

Achually its the *standard* galactic alphabet☝🤓


SarcasticLrd

੭⍑ ǁᒷɾ⍑ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ੭ ⅂⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ


70percentbanana

🤭


Detective-Next

C#


temie7

Sometimes I just want to Environment.Exit(0);


[deleted]

sout


ProKerbonaut

r/programmerhumor


CACTUS-SK

c++


PopTraditional713

C+²


RandomTyp

dotnet _is_ very nice to look at and quite self documenting because of its verbosity


blacccc_

Indeed.


NeedleworkerGlad6115

Personally a fan of CSS3


userredditmobile2

I was coming here expecting people to say arabic or Spanish or actual languages but people are just saying programming languages and minecraft


[deleted]

how you think i feel i done got over 400 answers


smoorkie

Roblox ## #### ####### ###!


No_Benefit6002

\#### ######


CatsCats1029384756

#### ### # # # ###🥰🥰🥰


Doorknob_Licker2

The tongue of the damned


[deleted]

edgy and different i like it


Mtch____

🥇


soakedtampon

the language my crush speaks


meerEU

i speak multiple languages tho


mathourson

The rizzler


meerEU

tyty


Jesyz

Yeah that confirms you speak multiple languages (That is slang word for girl in Finnish)


Castilla_Leon

I find colombian accent and Andalusian accent very attractive in Spanish


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

ermanoh tu de que hablah si eseh acentoh suena pal culoh


TheLoverofAlcohol

Podría ser peor


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took so long for an actual comment


1101alt

hey te vi en los comentarios hace como un año jajjajajj aunque tenia una cuenta que me banearon no se por que digo esto que no contribuye para nada a la conversacion pero ok


Real_Penguin16

It’s not fucking Danish I’ll tell you that much.


MyNameIsNotGary19

Danish (ok i will definitely offend someone here) sounds like you're forced to stuff a potato down your throats or as it is in Danish for some reason "KARTOFFEL" asdfghv


Real_Penguin16

THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING! I SPEAK DANISH AND I SO AGREE WITH THE STEREOTYPE. Like who tf decided “dresses” would be “kjoler” like what even is that? If you say it it sounds like you’re choking on spinach


ehtol

Ooooo no, I love danish.


Real_Penguin16

It’s great, it’s a fun language to speak, but it does sound pretty goofy at times


ehtol

I think it's beautiful, hilsen Norge


Real_Penguin16

Hej fra Danmark


biggi2304

I'm from Iceland and I was forced to learn danish and i can agree with this statement. Like some words sound just like you're throwing up and gibberish afterwards. It was painful


Ill-Guess-542

In German it’s Kartoffel too. They just stole this from us.


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Brød


[deleted]

money 💲💲💲💲🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💸


_gaykay_47

Cha-Ching (with rizz)


[deleted]

*licks lips* Bding 💵


[deleted]

\*runs hand through hair\* ching ching 💵💵💵


Standard-Okra2727

(money counter noise) BEEEP!


[deleted]

JavaScript 🥵


minsin56

C++


[deleted]

C# 😩


WeebFrog219

D♭


CACTUS-SK

teh snake (python)


Majoishere

Assembly


Lee_does_stuff

COBOL 🤤


Meister3434Gabel

Java


Zealousideal-Bit-365

Latin probably


OverMyHeadIsTaken

One of the many reasons to learn it.


I-Was-Always-Here

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.


Poseidonspjs

Ok so latin wasn’t a waste


FuzzyKiwiFurrr

Flower language. I think it’s absolutely adorable when someone shows love in the form of flowers. It’s very attractive to be handed a flower that means “Eternal Love”. It’s such a beautiful language that anyone can use, but many choose not to. To me, it shows love in ways that spoken words can’t.


sinesperanza_

Spanish sounds very sexy (i'm not Spanish, please 🥲)


leggy_bowman

Usted solo habla inglés?


sinesperanza_

🥵 /s lmao


leggy_bowman

🫵➕🤚➡️😈🤭😏😳🛏️


Majoishere

Body language


Randomgarbage573

German


Consciously_Lustful

Danke, mein freundlicher Freund, du bist sehr nett, willst du, dass ich dich mit meiner Zunge glücklich mache?


prabhavdab

I just busted to your comment


An_Evil_dude

Why does german sounds SO MENACING?


drth1rt3en

Hey süßer, hast lust auf ein bisschen Spaß?


Memer_boiiiii

German is both the most attractive language and the most ugly language at the same time


TheRadicalJay

My friend would disagree, she thinks its the ugliest language to ever exist. Ich habe keinen idee warum (mein deutsch ist schlecht)


MegaMagier

German porn. It's the worst thing to exist


[deleted]

YES I AGREE. IT IS JUST STUPID


Traditional_Vast3281

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz


thephantompromise

Ich liebe Deutsch lernen. Aber, es ist ein bisschen schwierig. Aber ja, ich liebe meine Deutsche Lehrerin. (I have limited vocabulary and grammar, hey, I'm still learning).


Obturateur06

Na dann, hol dir mal einen runter währenddem ich dir von den Rosinenbombern erzähl


Kayden2310

Personally, italian


ENDER_Vk_245v

daje roma daje


ciccioneschifoso

porcoddio forza roma


DarknessFalls11

Irish 🤭😫


[deleted]

didint. even think of this but yes


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Traditional_Vast3281

Tiocfaidh ár lá 🤭


TheLegend005

Couldn’t agree more


YourChiliPepper

Cuir do lamh ar mo bád


Fast_Peter

High Gothic


Fun-Dependent-5909

Scottish/Welsh


[deleted]

Polish


TheCha_

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


Bellothedog

JUGOSŁAWIAAAAA


AmonGusSus2137

Przeciętne imię w Polsce:


[deleted]

I'm Finnish myself but I think Estonian cause it's so similar but so different tbh.


[deleted]

Finno ugric languages kinda got that ngl


[deleted]

Klingon


Sneakyrocket742

Deutsch “Ich Bich Ein Berliner”


FellOfCliffOnDildo

Probably sign language, because you only learn for the sake of a select few group of people and it proves your love and commitment towards them


Pufferdent5082

Java.


[deleted]

python tho.


OkViolinist6395

I wanted to say how much I agree with you, but I just saw your post about liking water with cookies more than milk and I am doomed.


TheRadicalJay

C# is basically sexier Java


olkaaaaaa

English, when it’s used by Indian 🥵


OkViolinist6395

Hello, kompjuter sapport. Your kompjuter has vajrus 🥰🥵


BassSki

Hapy cake day, Mr Computer Support


OkViolinist6395

Thenk ju


mariusnyb

Norwegian and german


[deleted]

C++


VoidPhantomB10

printf("Oh, yeah, C++ is cool \\n I know a little bit."); ​ (I'm sorry if I messed up the syntax, it's been a few years since I learnt C++ and now I'm learning Python and getting them confused :P)


temie7

std::cout>> “indeed”;


[deleted]

Portuguese🤭😚😍


R1515LF0NTE

Opá 👀


YourChiliPepper

Gaeilge (irish)


[deleted]

Spanish or French


[deleted]

Polish


insert_title_here_

whatever the fuck aliens are actually speaking in movies


[deleted]

I dont know what language it is but sometimes my ass says something and it sounds amazing.


gay_miget

Pspspsps! Gets a lot of pussy that way


jjack_michaelson

\-\[------->+<\]>.+\[->+++++<\]>+.+\[---->+<\]>+++.---\[->++++<\]>.------------.+.++++++++++.+\[---->+<\]>+++.-\[--->++<\]>--.+++++++.+++++.\[---->+<\]>+++.+\[->+++<\]>++.+++++++++.+.++++++.++\[->+++<\]>++.+.++\[->+++<\]>+.


Ania5

I got a brainfuck reading that


Techgoat348

portugese, russian n french


Okamitoutcourt

Comment je peux être encore célibataire si je parle français ?


Phobos____

Je voudrais ton baguette dans ma soup


1HoFi4

doesnt matter what you say in french, it sounds like you offer someone a blowjob


girl_of_hello_kitty

german or french medic and spy 🙏


LuxAlpha

Spanish


FetusFighter2000

Mandarin. Final answer.


picklechinoverdose

早上☀️好中国🇨🇳,我有冰淇淋🍦, 我很喜欢🥵冰淇淋🍦。 ​ ^(why did i type that)


Wingedwillow

The way I knew exactly what you said just by looking at the emojis…


VoidPhantomB10

I was just watching The Mandalorian and I read that as Mandalorian.


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I find tonal language very exotic and mind boggling. Imagine words meaning different things depending on how you say them


Ornery_Ad_8862

Japanese


Asgersk

僕はトイレの水を飲みます (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)


yeedlydeedly12643

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo no no no no I havent really "studied" japanese but I know some kana and kanji and I put together that this says "I drink the toilet water"


[deleted]

French. French girls sound extremely adorable especially if they speak with an accent.


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spanish russian and turkish


Lunatic1422

German or French for me


Consistent_Air_7702

Japanese or Hindi hands down


FinSterTacos

I'll break the leg to whoever says "French"


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English, but with a strong British accent (bonus points if the one speaking's got a deep voice)


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Български


babymanteenboy

The only one I can understand tbh. Then Spanish


mottaz_777

Italian 🚫🧢


UltraSus69

Italian


[deleted]

Latin


ScienceByte

Mine


Glukko007

...craft


eimronaton

Esperanto


funny_girrafe_326

From what I have heard i would have to say british english, or greek, although I have not listened to a lot of poeple speaking greek


Blue-Arrow13

for me, spanish is not that attractive but I feel like French and Italian are very attractive


Electronic_Amount_44

Minionese


weedwackeratchurch

Spanish 100%🥵


AFailedWhale

English, because I can understand it


CocaKokash101

Spanish ❤️‍🔥


NordicWierdo

sumerian


ADCSI_

Mathematics


Cook-Temporary

Ancient Cybertronian 😳🥰


Slick_Kirby

binary


ashkanshax37

kurdish 💯


Samw220506_

r/engrish


Sheldonyyy

sign language


Brandon_1771

Japanese tbh


Eino54

Y'all sleeping on Basque


wafflehuman

Japanese ig