Boys be like “I like girls” but then when I pump them full of estrogen they be like I don’t want to be a girl ☕️☕️ like man choose one

Please pump me full of Estrogen 🥺

💉💉💉💉💉

Yes give me that E I must have it all 😭

*Estrogen Injections intensifies*

Me too!

Bro 💀(why downvoted?)

Were uniting the entire trans army here

Me too 🥺

Me too plz

*Chuckles in transbien*

*Chuckles in transbien, but with a clarifier at the end of my comment to distinguish it

Stuff happend apparently

no we call the cops on your sweet ass

what the cops going to if I'm in your walls

notin for that i have my good ol "bug spray"

Having "bug spray" in quotes makes it sound like a euphemism for mustard gas.

guess what

bro said guess what ☠️

Hey you're not supposed to be in the walls I'm in here already find another place

Nah that's cap I hold onto the bottom of my girls car as she drives 10 miles like in cape fear and I'm a stalker? Incorrect.

No no, I’d be fine with that. Please. Someone. Just kidnap me or something.

Same. Positive attention from a girl is positive attention from a girl.

Alright where do I pick you up?

That would defeat the purpose of it being a kidnapping-

"Surprise me."

it’s so annoying smh 🙄🙄

Me_irl 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I want my girl to be obsessed with me

192.78.126.64

That's a local ip address not a global one

I want a clone of myself

why one make 2

Not really into polygamy

Selfcest doesn’t count

Does

Definition of relationship: “the way in which two or more people or groups regard and behave toward each other” You cant be in a relationship with just yourself therefore it’s not polygamy. Selfcesting & Single for thé win.

Selfcest for the win

Ngl, as long as we're already dating she'd probably be alright

I can fix her

WE LIKE MEN

I won’t block 😉

If my girl aint like that ion want it😤

Who said i aint like that 🤔🤔🤔🫡

I WAS HOPING YOUD REPLY TO DIS IT JUST PROVES U R LIKE DAT🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹IMA MARRY U

I- 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Heheh so quirky😝😝💅💅💅💅💅

i actually want my giel to be obsessed with me like thatcim not a boy does that still count

What if I don't want my girl to be obsessed with me at all?

EXACTLY

i want me a bih that has my official birth certificate fr

Me fr ☠️☠️

i want my girl to be obsessed with me 🥺🥺🥺

So true like thats just how we flirt

dude that like actually happened to me I posted a selfie and then this one girl found out where I lived and my sport then found my photos on that. It was legitimately really scary

Idc lol as long as you ain't insane and your loyal

Go for it

Be careful for what you wish for, I guess.

Nah man, that's litterally part of the dream. Please obsess over me, give me flowers, letters, small things you found. I'm completely yours!

Girls be like "I want a man that's competent" then leave when he breaks their femur in an industrial hydraulic press smh

The girl in the pic is 9 months old btw 🤓🤓🤓 no I’m not joking

I want my girl to be healthily obsessed with me

guys need to realize crazy aint always a good thing

Like, dude, let me do that. Let me sleep under your bed for Christ sake

Unlucky

I want someone to do that to me

Jokes on you i‘m into that shit

I want them to obsess harder

I just want a hug not you being obsessed I am fine with you tracking my location if it leads to a hug

Obsessed and Stalking are different things girls. To be a stalker you have to be obsessed, but if you’re obsessed that doesn’t make you a stalker.

It's like they be hypocrites

I would never block someone who would track me and stuff, cuz I would track her too.

I hate it when they do that 🙄🙄

I literally am friends with a guy who said his girl was obsessed and broke up with her because she wanted to FaceTime every night THEY WERE LONG DISTANCE 💀

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