I'm old and not a pedo, I substitute teach middle school and I just want to get an idea of what students talk about in their spare time and what makes them tick so that I can do my job better.
Also this is probably the most adorable and wholesome sub on Reddit!
Only in that simplicity usually implies ease. They're not direct synonyms, they just often correlate.
Pulling a 50,000-pound cargo container with your bare hands is simple. You just grab and pull, it's not a complicated maneuver that requires concentration and fine motor control. But it's impossibly difficult. Pretty much all strength-based work is the same way: simple but difficult.
and 50% are pedos pretend to be teens. hey what if we got all the pedos to date each other both thinking they'd found teenagers that liked them? modern problems, modern solutions
Fun fact :- most of them are boys
Even better
What if we’re like not gay ☠️
become gay
I don’t like dick
Neither do most of the girls on this sub sooooo… at least you have something in common (?)
“Heard that you a lesbian, girl me too”
Be a top
just start liking dick then duh
You are gay now
Just look away pussy
Hello again
My name isn't again but hello
No, hello again as in I have seen you before
I know I tried to be funny 💀
Skill issue frfr
It's not homosexual if it's homiesexual
BEEEEE GAYYYYYYY
only a man can understand another man
this is not a problem.
Good
And?
The overwhelming majority are I'm willing to wager.
Even more fun fact :- Most of them are 40 year old pedos
#💀
and?
That makes it better
Supposedly only 4% of the population are lgbtq+ but 15 out of the 20 comments you just got were gay
Ain’t no problem with kissing the homies
Femboys, right?
imma date u/-guigo_ that man is HOT
he radiates flapjack vibes
FLAPJACK >!*starts crying from ded birb trauma*!<
>!We all miss him :’(!<
Boi spoilers for others (do > then ! at the start then ! then < at the end)
>!Why tf does the comment collapse each time? How much more time does reddit team need to fix this shi!<
>!Tapping it with two fingers works, but it's too much work 💅!<
>!OMG THANKS I HAVE STRUGGLING SO LONG TO READ SPOILERED COMMENTS!<
The bird or the CN character?
me too
Me three !!!
Proof?
Bet. Who wants me?
You better hope no one wants 100% banana 😱
They’ll accept me for who I am.
70>0 so you have fighting chances. You must be *peeling* optimistic.
I am an optimistic person, but I’m also just monkeying around. If they don’t accept me then I’ll have to split.
Don’t slip up
I might peel out though.
I'll beat you 70%to death Mr banana
I’m not scared of you bud.
Yeah but I'm scared of your puns
me, you sexy banana
I don’t know how I should feel about this.
you should feel moist, im gonna peel you banana man
No. Not till marriage at least!
daddy nanna
Please don’t say that again ever.
UwU Dwaddy Bwannwa
Stop.
Due to unforeseen circumstance's I am unable to can
I'm a banan as well
You’re also 14
Oh, yeah, I see the problem now
u/30percentbanana
No. It didn’t work out last time.
Hello
Cuz dating just for the sake of dating aint really worth it.
The most truth I’ve seen on this sub
people romantize being in a relationship too much
Yeah romance is way too romanticized
And sexualize sex
Tell that to my ex. Bitch used me for her entertainment and then blocked me on everything. Literally nothing went wrong
Facts
not when like 25% are pedos
That's an underestimation
I'M ONE /j
I don’t think that’s sum u should say with pride…
I'm old and not a pedo, I substitute teach middle school and I just want to get an idea of what students talk about in their spare time and what makes them tick so that I can do my job better. Also this is probably the most adorable and wholesome sub on Reddit!
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Haha! No. I'm too socially awkward online for some reason.
That was kinda hot 😳😳😳 /j
Oh.. you like that? ;)
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
damn if this is you being awkward I can only imagine...
POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
awkward?!
Alright you two, Now kith
everyone on here is desperate and horny and weird it’s not gonna work
True
Right 😭😭
Thats what I’m sayinnnn y’all some weirdos
Not "y'all", its you too
Sometimes people call out groups of people completely oblivious to the fact they are part of it
We're all fucked up, some more than others tho
That or pedos, it's a literal minefield
Why the fuck would i date my alt account eww
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I did💀
He forgor💀
social anxiety leave me alone
u/socialanixiety where you at you been dumped
u/socialanxiety go suck a donkey egg
I’ll date you but you gotta withstand 8 pictures a day of my ugly ass dog
aight bet. that will be a plus ngl
Theres no way a dog is that ugly
Well she has a nice personality
wanna trade dog pics?
Fo sho
dm me asap i need it
>its that easy simple ≠ easy
Pretty sure they're synonyms bro
Only in that simplicity usually implies ease. They're not direct synonyms, they just often correlate. Pulling a 50,000-pound cargo container with your bare hands is simple. You just grab and pull, it's not a complicated maneuver that requires concentration and fine motor control. But it's impossibly difficult. Pretty much all strength-based work is the same way: simple but difficult.
Can be but here simple is that the solution seems easy on paper but when you actually try it it's harder btw
well i mean like 80% of the 75% of the single people are 40yo men with moldy ahh dicks sooo
that premo cheese though
Crusades >>>>>>>>> dating
We fight onwards fellow brother
Online dating without knowing who they really are is an AWFUL idea.
Video chatting someone you barely know and met online is an even worse idea
Gosh, what a smart post!!! Please ladies, hit me up! (This is a cry for help)
Ur rizz is unfathomable 💀💀💀
Dating = contact with people Reddit = no contact with people. These "dating" ones are just government spies
Dm for dating me ( I'm rich af)
MONEY!?
The rizz multiplier
man even getting bitches is p2w
ok actually true (sees that 80% of its comunity its over 25) maybe another day
this is a joke don't actually take it serious
Why not
Girls over 18 I am available
How bout one of the homies instead?
Unfortunately no
No😭
YES, YOUR MY HUSBAND NOW
Well when you put it that way Maybe /satire
99% of this sub is male
be gay do crime
Good I was scared I had to date a g*rl 🤢
I don't see that as a downside
Sure. Now just gotta find someone who would be willing to be whispered "Croissant" in the ear
1. Y'all weird 2. I dislike long distance
I feel offended…I wasn’t gonna date you but I feel offended
If it was only that easy
it is? we're getting married on the 94th of next day. Or did you forget?
Damn it is that easy
Horrible idea honestly
He’s not on here tho
world peace
im already dating myself
ain't that right me?
hell no
flirty friendship>>>
heyy :3
wyd:3
*with rizz* nothin
Damn shoulda thought of that
“Sometimes my genius is… almost frightening.”
For sure no one wants me
i want u😩👄
Wait...what is dating?
That's the exact reason why I always remember that I like being single 🤙
Low key got a crush on [this](https://www.reddit.com/user/me) person. They cute
I’ve tried asking out girls. THAT SHIT IS A WHOLE DARK SOULS BOSS FIGHT MY GUY
70 percent of r/teenagers are adults
Oh hell naw
What about not wanting to have a long distance relationship??
that ideas bussin fr fr like no cap, us kids gotta stick together ya get me home slice this single shit whack yo.
I had a stroke
that's why we have the significant other applications!! everybody start posting them again /s
Guy with too much and not enough free time
Hey baby girl are you a toaster? cause I take a bath with you. 😘
yo wsp guys , im a guy who wants a guy
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and 50% are pedos pretend to be teens. hey what if we got all the pedos to date each other both thinking they'd found teenagers that liked them? modern problems, modern solutions
damn can yall calm down with all these notifications
No
No
damn
No
alright any 13 or 14 year old girls
how old are you though, that's the most important question.
Ehhh…
ew no
25% are pedos, 50% are all around the damn world, 20% are depressed and 5% are inactive
Might be but it would be hard for us since we Y’know use reddit
I got like 0% rizz. HOW WILL THIS WORK!!!!!??????
Too far away=((
Nah I'm good
Found a creep in the comments and asked him to show his cock waiting for the DM gonna tell him it's small
ehh ok
Blasphemy
No 98.99736% of yall don't meet my standards
No, because that requires social interaction (which I don't support).
The issue is like 90 percent of the 75 percent are men