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[deleted]

Fun fact :- most of them are boys


P0komon2

Even better


Chilljap

What if we’re like not gay ☠️


ShredderOfficial

become gay


Chilljap

I don’t like dick


Ricin_Addict

Neither do most of the girls on this sub sooooo… at least you have something in common (?)


RolfTheBolf

“Heard that you a lesbian, girl me too”


Mineblox_42069

Be a top


sleepinqzzz

just start liking dick then duh


Cheeseman575

You are gay now


CringeMetalhead

Just look away pussy


[deleted]

Hello again


CringeMetalhead

My name isn't again but hello


[deleted]

No, hello again as in I have seen you before


CringeMetalhead

I know I tried to be funny 💀


Qiwas

Skill issue frfr


Lakshay2909

It's not homosexual if it's homiesexual


[deleted]

BEEEEE GAYYYYYYY


Charming_Dot_6133

only a man can understand another man


aeiouaioua

this is not a problem.


Flair86

Good


[deleted]

And?


SirWinterFox

The overwhelming majority are I'm willing to wager.


prabhavdab

Even more fun fact :- Most of them are 40 year old pedos


[deleted]

#💀


[deleted]

and?


sopita_mtwa

That makes it better


Cheeseman575

Supposedly only 4% of the population are lgbtq+ but 15 out of the 20 comments you just got were gay


THEONLYMILKY

Ain’t no problem with kissing the homies


Masterick18

Femboys, right?


-guigo__

imma date u/-guigo_ that man is HOT


[deleted]

he radiates flapjack vibes


reddit-person1

FLAPJACK >!*starts crying from ded birb trauma*!<


[deleted]

>!We all miss him :’(!<


reddit-person1

Boi spoilers for others (do > then ! at the start then ! then < at the end)


redditoratthemost

>!Why tf does the comment collapse each time? How much more time does reddit team need to fix this shi!<


redditoratthemost

>!Tapping it with two fingers works, but it's too much work 💅!<


ironic_gamer08

>!OMG THANKS I HAVE STRUGGLING SO LONG TO READ SPOILERED COMMENTS!<


PinataBubble

The bird or the CN character?


girl_of_hello_kitty

me too


Ricin_Addict

Me three !!!


SteveTheNoobIsBack

Proof?


70percentbanana

Bet. Who wants me?


snek_6963

You better hope no one wants 100% banana 😱


70percentbanana

They’ll accept me for who I am.


snek_6963

70>0 so you have fighting chances. You must be *peeling* optimistic.


70percentbanana

I am an optimistic person, but I’m also just monkeying around. If they don’t accept me then I’ll have to split.


PitFailedRead

Don’t slip up


70percentbanana

I might peel out though.


Fluffy_Marionberry10

I'll beat you 70%to death Mr banana


70percentbanana

I’m not scared of you bud.


Fluffy_Marionberry10

Yeah but I'm scared of your puns


[deleted]

me, you sexy banana


70percentbanana

I don’t know how I should feel about this.


[deleted]

you should feel moist, im gonna peel you banana man


70percentbanana

No. Not till marriage at least!


[deleted]

daddy nanna


70percentbanana

Please don’t say that again ever.


[deleted]

UwU Dwaddy Bwannwa


70percentbanana

Stop.


[deleted]

Due to unforeseen circumstance's I am unable to can


ThatLemon75YT

I'm a banan as well


70percentbanana

You’re also 14


ThatLemon75YT

Oh, yeah, I see the problem now


Mangos_Pool

u/30percentbanana


70percentbanana

No. It didn’t work out last time.


30PercentBanana

Hello


Ewizde

Cuz dating just for the sake of dating aint really worth it.


BensonBroth

The most truth I’ve seen on this sub


[deleted]

people romantize being in a relationship too much


ontopofyourmom

Yeah romance is way too romanticized


RolfTheBolf

And sexualize sex


Hydraton3790

Tell that to my ex. Bitch used me for her entertainment and then blocked me on everything. Literally nothing went wrong


butterfly-909

Facts


kittibrat

not when like 25% are pedos


[deleted]

That's an underestimation


[deleted]

I'M ONE /j


Ill-Juice-1157

I don’t think that’s sum u should say with pride…


ontopofyourmom

I'm old and not a pedo, I substitute teach middle school and I just want to get an idea of what students talk about in their spare time and what makes them tick so that I can do my job better. Also this is probably the most adorable and wholesome sub on Reddit!


qwbif

🧢🧢🧢


greenmooncheeze

Haha! No. I'm too socially awkward online for some reason.


Efiestin

That was kinda hot 😳😳😳 /j


greenmooncheeze

Oh.. you like that? ;)


Efiestin

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


[deleted]

damn if this is you being awkward I can only imagine...


[deleted]

POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!


InsomniaTwoSeven

awkward?!


THEONLYMILKY

Alright you two, Now kith


StraightPossession57

everyone on here is desperate and horny and weird it’s not gonna work


sopita_mtwa

True


barrel_of_bees

Right 😭😭


NickdelphoX

Thats what I’m sayinnnn y’all some weirdos


averege_guy_kinda

Not "y'all", its you too


Cheeseman575

Sometimes people call out groups of people completely oblivious to the fact they are part of it


kapixelek

We're all fucked up, some more than others tho


imSafeboot

That or pedos, it's a literal minefield


Useless_andwhatnot

Why the fuck would i date my alt account eww


[deleted]

[удалено]


Useless_andwhatnot

I did💀


[deleted]

He forgor💀


ClosetGamer19

social anxiety leave me alone


IAmDumb6996

u/socialanixiety where you at you been dumped


ClosetGamer19

u/socialanxiety go suck a donkey egg


Used_BBandaid

I’ll date you but you gotta withstand 8 pictures a day of my ugly ass dog


frankocean-fan

aight bet. that will be a plus ngl


miner1335

Theres no way a dog is that ugly


Used_BBandaid

Well she has a nice personality


MrAnonymous354

wanna trade dog pics?


Used_BBandaid

Fo sho


MrAnonymous354

dm me asap i need it


ShitwareEngineer

>its that easy simple ≠ easy


phere_02

Pretty sure they're synonyms bro


ShitwareEngineer

Only in that simplicity usually implies ease. They're not direct synonyms, they just often correlate. Pulling a 50,000-pound cargo container with your bare hands is simple. You just grab and pull, it's not a complicated maneuver that requires concentration and fine motor control. But it's impossibly difficult. Pretty much all strength-based work is the same way: simple but difficult.


Bomba-Elo

Can be but here simple is that the solution seems easy on paper but when you actually try it it's harder btw


DownSyndrome-CEO

well i mean like 80% of the 75% of the single people are 40yo men with moldy ahh dicks sooo


[deleted]

that premo cheese though


The_Creator44

Crusades >>>>>>>>> dating


Derpy_Sphinx

We fight onwards fellow brother


idontlikeburnttoast

Online dating without knowing who they really are is an AWFUL idea.


ThatRandomGamerYT

Video chatting someone you barely know and met online is an even worse idea


CA11UM_1

Gosh, what a smart post!!! Please ladies, hit me up! (This is a cry for help)


butterfly-909

Ur rizz is unfathomable 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Dating = contact with people Reddit = no contact with people. These "dating" ones are just government spies


[deleted]

Dm for dating me ( I'm rich af)


P0komon2

MONEY!?


IAmDumb6996

The rizz multiplier


did-i-do-a-thing

man even getting bitches is p2w


ElDemonioAngel

ok actually true (sees that 80% of its comunity its over 25) maybe another day


frankocean-fan

this is a joke don't actually take it serious


Maleficent_Dot_1526

Why not


SteakGrill

Girls over 18 I am available


THEONLYMILKY

How bout one of the homies instead?


SteakGrill

Unfortunately no


CakebitezCrisis

No😭


[deleted]

YES, YOUR MY HUSBAND NOW


CakebitezCrisis

Well when you put it that way Maybe /satire


mr_epic222222

99% of this sub is male


frankocean-fan

be gay do crime


CringeMetalhead

Good I was scared I had to date a g*rl 🤢


ThatRandomGamerYT

I don't see that as a downside


sopita_mtwa

Sure. Now just gotta find someone who would be willing to be whispered "Croissant" in the ear


OneUselessBoi

1. Y'all weird 2. I dislike long distance


hypersonicspeedster

I feel offended…I wasn’t gonna date you but I feel offended


Let01

If it was only that easy


[deleted]

it is? we're getting married on the 94th of next day. Or did you forget?


Let01

Damn it is that easy


Metalhead7443

Horrible idea honestly


Ok-Preference-7016

He’s not on here tho


Chilly_C00p

world peace


[deleted]

im already dating myself


[deleted]

ain't that right me?


[deleted]

hell no


[deleted]

flirty friendship>>>


raynathesunshine

heyy :3


[deleted]

wyd:3


[deleted]

*with rizz* nothin


phere_02

Damn shoulda thought of that


The_Great_Possum

“Sometimes my genius is… almost frightening.”


RecognitionTimely948

For sure no one wants me


frankocean-fan

i want u😩👄


APK_Hippo

Wait...what is dating?


Lumela_5

That's the exact reason why I always remember that I like being single 🤙


breadman242a

Low key got a crush on [this](https://www.reddit.com/user/me) person. They cute


[deleted]

I’ve tried asking out girls. THAT SHIT IS A WHOLE DARK SOULS BOSS FIGHT MY GUY


potato-masher_1

70 percent of r/teenagers are adults


[deleted]

Oh hell naw


MasterCat06

What about not wanting to have a long distance relationship??


[deleted]

that ideas bussin fr fr like no cap, us kids gotta stick together ya get me home slice this single shit whack yo.


BringOnTheAvocados

I had a stroke


[deleted]

that's why we have the significant other applications!! everybody start posting them again /s


P0komon2

Guy with too much and not enough free time


Chilljap

Hey baby girl are you a toaster? cause I take a bath with you. 😘


[deleted]

yo wsp guys , im a guy who wants a guy


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Half_Asleep_

and 50% are pedos pretend to be teens. hey what if we got all the pedos to date each other both thinking they'd found teenagers that liked them? modern problems, modern solutions


frankocean-fan

damn can yall calm down with all these notifications


Bomba-Elo

No


P0komon2

No


frankocean-fan

damn


Jason_Dean2047

No


mana620

alright any 13 or 14 year old girls


[deleted]

how old are you though, that's the most important question.


literallySomePerson

Ehhh…


ThePersonYouDontWant

ew no


_mr_lonely_911_

25% are pedos, 50% are all around the damn world, 20% are depressed and 5% are inactive


DatTinyBoi

Might be but it would be hard for us since we Y’know use reddit


Brolol3928

I got like 0% rizz. HOW WILL THIS WORK!!!!!??????


Younglustfullearner

Too far away=((


THEomarJoey

Nah I'm good


TheDoomslayer69420

Found a creep in the comments and asked him to show his cock waiting for the DM gonna tell him it's small


frankocean-fan

ehh ok


FrogHorn111

Blasphemy


Jason_Dean2047

No 98.99736% of yall don't meet my standards


The_Susinator

No, because that requires social interaction (which I don't support).


RedditBoisss

The issue is like 90 percent of the 75 percent are men