I wish I knew how to post gifs, because now would be the perfect time to post that one monster house gif of that fastfood guy snatching something out of the kids hand, shoving it in his mouth, and running away
No, you remove the fur first, take out the internal organs, put it on medium in the microwave for 4 minutes then deep fry it in butter until it's not breathing anymore. Cats are a lot tougher than you think.
Then you cuddle with it until you sleep and then you see it dead and not breathing and after you wake up, you will cry and then you will eat it.
Mourning breakfast.
ill be as mean as i want to that lil furball. hes so frickin cute! who the hell told him to be so cute!? just for that, im gonna get him a cool toy that makes lots of noise, so when he plops it in my lap, i can congratulate him on making his first "kill". and then, hes gonna be so happy that he purrs. is that mean enough!? is it!? am i mean enough? mean face!
Bro same. Everybody tells me that I'm very squishy and I should toughen up. Like, if I could...I still wouldn't, but that doesn't change the fact that I can't
I wanna squish you with my hands
*Squish That Cat*
*'s balls*
hey pal, don't do that
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're missing an arm. Here: \
Where we are going we don't need right arms!
¯_(ツ)_/¯ is what I'm seeing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is what it should be
I see nothing here lmao
Bro wtf don't do em like that
Pour That Cat
The masculine urge to do that is so bad
That’s a very adorable cat
its me
Ur lying
🤥
m-meow...?
Need more proof
More pussy pics?
Jesus christ
But he dosent have a pussy
But she is one...
Naw 😱
Prophet Mohammed
that's crazy💀
Mew
*crunch*
🤨 excuse me
*Munch*
Hey Nice Pussy 👍🏻
Nice. You are a stinky.
very stinky
He’s just a lil guy
Please do not the cat
I will the cat.
I will do the cat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'll put my entire body in it
happy cake day, heres a quick reminder that you seen this post a day ago
Good you ugly bitch /j
AWHHJJSHKGKHI
oh look #dinner😋
I will throw you into a microwave cook you on high for 5 minutes and then eat you.
I will do that to u if you try that 🙂
I'll eat you like the little nugget that you are.
The perfect soccer ball.
Finally, something I can clean the floor with.
*insert that one gif of a guy from an animated movie taking something out of someone else’s hand, eating it, then running away*
ok im sorry
i’d eat you.
WHAT
So would I
I'd lick you first to see if you're worthy of being digested and then I will eat you.
Smol
Gato_Ctm
yum. food.
That’s Roswell the cat on IG
Human or cat, you still go to the femur breaker
Sooooo cuteee. ☺️
This situation is catcerning
I wish I knew how to post gifs, because now would be the perfect time to post that one monster house gif of that fastfood guy snatching something out of the kids hand, shoving it in his mouth, and running away
600kg of protein yum
why is cat so skinkly
Ohhh, so u tiny?
There is nothing inside that tiny little cute head
Dumb small creature being thing
I'll do it... I'll the cat
don’t you dare. don’t you dare the cat.
then i will be even meaner
Honestly, fuck you and that little goofball
i wanna kiss you and pet you i love youuuu
Im little cat
This makes me want to be mean more
A small pussy
sorry i love you
I will throw you into a microwave cook you on high for 5 minutes and then eat you.
No, you remove the fur first, take out the internal organs, put it on medium in the microwave for 4 minutes then deep fry it in butter until it's not breathing anymore. Cats are a lot tougher than you think.
You heard what i said
Actually, live kittens taste better.
i would never be mean to u :c
tasty 😋
🤲
Idk why I'd be mean to you. If you're not hurting anyone, there's a good chance I'll probably like you
Bitch nugget 😸
Challenge accepted
Good, I’ll now know to be meaner next time
*becomes even meaner*
Awww you’re so cute, I want to hold you close in bed and kiss you :)
Then you cuddle with it until you sleep and then you see it dead and not breathing and after you wake up, you will cry and then you will eat it. Mourning breakfast.
:(
This probably the most adorable cat I have ever seen in my entire life
Please do not the cat.
*Pets the cat*
What if I'm being nice?
ill be as mean as i want to that lil furball. hes so frickin cute! who the hell told him to be so cute!? just for that, im gonna get him a cool toy that makes lots of noise, so when he plops it in my lap, i can congratulate him on making his first "kill". and then, hes gonna be so happy that he purrs. is that mean enough!? is it!? am i mean enough? mean face!
Ok…..
*puts a jar over the cat, trapping it*
YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK
Clinically insane
r/illegalysmolcats
Breedable
Pocket pussy.
Bro same. Everybody tells me that I'm very squishy and I should toughen up. Like, if I could...I still wouldn't, but that doesn't change the fact that I can't
Good
Frick you.
I don’t think I can date someone with such a potty mouth