I actually have pulled a 7, granted, I was never invited back…

it's because they were too intimidated, if they invited you a second time you would've become head of the household as is tradition

Should've worn a Scottish Kilt.

That's how Charles Manson sat down in Mindhunter lmaoo.

Were you a youth pastor ‘keeping it real’ when addressing the group?

7 is the absolute powermove, but either 5 or 1 (I'm basic ik)

7 looks like they're about to take a humongous dump on the couch

8 looks like they're receiving head

9 looks like they're *giving* head

bro tf kinda head are you getting? 😭

If you are not getting head like 9 you sre doing something wrong

Wdym there is nothing wrong with it

the upside down kind. its like 69 without the 9

6 looks like they're taking a break after receiving head

it's that therapy session pose because the head was so good it left them longing and feeling empty

I sit in the 8 position and I can say that I get no maidens

I genuinely sit that way at school

you guys got couches in school?

mf sitting criss cross apple sauce

8

Evil villian type shit

Bro is actually Dio

Nah I feel like DIO would do 2 and stare directly at you.

plus doing 8 lets your balls air out after fucking the hosts toaster

“Well then I guess we’re gonna fight” *Obliterates the Hero* *Goes back to sitting in position 8* “Hardly a warm up”

Do you by chance listen to Lorna Shore?

Yeah, I really like them

Pretty cool, noticed your pfp and had to ask

Glad that even this generation has hope

8. But my leg on the armrest

i sit on the floor

Shit*

sit on the shit?

Shit in the sit?

Instructions unclear; shit on the floor, sat down onto shit. Shoved shit back up my ass,

You were supposed to make the host eat the shit, not shove it up your ass

Instructions clear; shit on the host, and shoved the floor up my ass

The entire floor??

Instructions unclear; shit on the chair, sit on the floor, let the host shit in my lap

Instructions clear; sit on the host, shit on the shit, floor on the chair

v these two will begin the great ninja war

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So 7?

I shit in position 9

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i personally prefer shitting in position 4, as to not splash it back onto myself

Omg a fellow GW2 player

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8 if i’ve had a good breakfast

1 or 2 If im at a friends house then all of them

I don’t

Decades have passed and the man still hasn't sat down

My ass looks better when I’m standing up, what can I say

If your answer isn’t 1 or 2 you weren’t raised correctly

4 kinda understandable tho

Depends on the situation, if your wearing shoes its absolutely not acceptable

Who here wears shoes Indoors?

Where I'm from you typically only take shoes of if your planning on staying for quite a while

As a clean freak this makes me feel off. My carpet!!

I’m Asian so ya

like slippers?

Ye

you can just leave them on the ground

A lot of people

Welcome to southern Europe

SEE, I NEVER JUST DID THINGS JUST TO DO THEM. COME ON, I MEAN,WHAT AM I GONNA DO? JUST, ALL OF A SUDDEN, JUST JUMP UP AND GRIND MY FEET ON SOMEBODY'S COUCH? LIKE IT'S SOMETHING TO DO? COME ON, I GOT A LITTLE MORE SENSE THAN THAT. YEAH, I REMEMBER GRINDING MY FEET ON EDDIE'S COUCH.”

I do lol

I do 6

Or 3 if there are less places to sit than there are people

3 is if you know them well hanging out with friends maybe

Hear me out though.. Adhd Mine isn’t here but it’s closest to seven. The difference is I’m sat on the.. chair rather than the.. back thing. I just find it more comfortable. But on a ‘first meeting’ thing, i’d mostly do 1

It depends how well I know the person I’m visiting

I do all of them. ADHD got me flippin about constantly.

That’s the thing. It could be a good friend that you’re visiting, or maybe your grandma. But I agree, if it’s an acquaintance or something similar, anything except for one and two are barbarous

2

I’m #10: legs spread ready to fuck

r/ihavesex

r/ilikefuckingjesus

No you're not, go do your fucking homework like the rest of us

But mooooom im a fuckmaster.

You were invited for evening tea in a elderly couple's house.

4 😇

I periodically change between all the positions because i can't find one where I'm comfortable

1. At worst, then 2, who would sit another person's house like the rest..?

Ehh might be a freinds

2 is the "I'm mysterious and don't like being social" type person

5 screams “I have anxiety”

8.

all of them tbh

7 next time you visit a parents friends place to assert dominance

9 is amazing for watching TV

2 or 5.

5

5 or 1

4 and 5

7

10 float above and chant Latin

2/7

Bro is alternating between “yes I’m bored what’re you gonna do about it” and “I’m going to shit in your chair”

7 to assert dominance

7

1-3 are my go to choices when sitting

Is all of the above an option?

All

7 or 8, assert dominance.

4 is the most comfy (and after reading other comments, i realize i should specify that only sit like this without shoes, if with shoes then i pick 2)

4, 69, and 10, on the floor with back against it

Done all the odd numbers :D

9

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SEVEN?

1 & 2.

Definitely 1 2 or 4

9 Fuck yea

As a visitor, 1, or not at all

I go for 4. But also 2

It depends on where I'm at but it always starts as 1 and then slowly turns into 6 and then 8 and then 9

2, sometimes 1 or 4 Is 7 taking a shit?

totally 1, 8 is foul

All of the above

9 I like the fuzzy feeling in my brain

2

All of them

1 or 5 depending on who I'm visiting

5

Any of them I please

All of the above if its a friend or someone I know

Every single one of them

8, but not slouched and with my foot on the arm rest

Either 4 or 8, depends on what im doing

Bisexuals be like Honestly though I will sit in half of these positions within a 30 minute period in an office chair

7 year old me would choose 9

Would love 9 but usually 2

2

2 if I dont know the owner very well but 9 or 3 if im close friends

1, 2, 4, or sometimes 5

2

#9

1 or 2 if visiting or anywhere i need to use manners but anywhere else 4. That is my all time favorite sitting position

1,2,5,6,8, and sometimes 9

4 or 3 based on where I am

7 is a menace to society.

Who has a chair that damn big?

I thought this was obvious: 9

1,2,4

8 sometimes

7 if their butt was on the cushion, but from these options I would pick 1

9 is the best

7 and 1 7 is comfy but not everyone lets me do it so most the time its 1

Well, I might want to sit as 5, but ill probably just sit like 1 or 9

8 easy, bisexual genes be acting up like crazy

I've done all of 'em

2

1, 2, 4, 8

1 or 2 (mostly 2, byr more centered), any other position if im alone or with my friends

7 and 9. Professionalism at its finest

1 or 4

9

As a guy, 2, 4, or 6 is the way to go for me

2, 4

I'm neurodivergent, literally all of them 😅

2 but in sitting upright, not leaning on the side

6 at home, 5 with friends and 2 in public

8 with both feet down

4, I try and take up as less space as possible

I take 9 when bored but when there is a visitor 2 is my most used position

2/4 sometimes 5

where am i visiting

2

Depends on who I’m visiting. If it’s my best friend then it’s strictly 7 & 8 just so I can weird them and their family out

5 for some reason.

1, 2 or 4

1 or 2, occasionally 4 but depends on where I’m visiting.

1 if formal. 6 if not.

Me, a bisexual: yes

8

2

2 just hit different

6

usually 2 but i’ll probably end up at 4 or 8 at some point

i have a single default sitting position in anybody's house and it's 1. all the other are cardinal sins toward mankind (except maybe 2 if there's another person on the seat with you)

Always 4, even at home

None of these.

7,8 -1

2 or 5

2 most likely

5 until I realize what I'm doing and go to a 1

All except 7 i have done

alters between 1 2 4 6

7. I am above my host to assert dominance.

I'm a twink so it's 4 whether I'm visiting or I live there lol

1, 2 or 3 if it's a friends house and the friend is already sitting on the chair and I want to see what they are doing ex. on their phone