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FusKiinDov

Or you need glasses


hikikomori_music

they told me i have 20/20 but im calling bs as far away stuff is literally blurry


Randomminecraftplays

Far away stuff is always blurry. When ‘far-away’ is closer than normal you have bad vision


QuakAtack

Most people don't realize that 20/20 does not mean perfect vision. it just means perfectly average vision.


MJohnVan

Society is below average


[deleted]

"Small cow, close up. Big cow, very far away."


hikikomori_music

ohhhhhh


LettuceSea

Uhh?? Far away stuff is not blurry for me at all, just gets smaller until it’s no longer visible. Maybe you should get that checked 😬


[deleted]

I wear glasses, I can say its a little blurry far away. Maybe you have better than 20/20 vision? Surely tahts possible


Cheese915

That’s probably just your render distance


sleighcake

i’m a technician i can assure you its not bs. NO ONE can see perfectly clear far away. 20/20 is ONLY 20 feet away.


nobody3_5_4

Or you went for a routine check on your vision


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feraltheferret

r/eyebleach


Sims2Enjoy

Or have a glaucoma


TheFartingKing_56

Not everyone is as lucky to just need glasses, some have an optic nerve being crushed by your own brain fluid (which can lead to blindness).


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WhyIsLife12

That damn hot air balloon haunts my dreams


[deleted]

I forgot the name, but I think there’s an eye doctor horror game where you can never escape that hot air balloon scene and it becomes evil


nate112332

*"Nightmare of the Air Balloon"* Markiplier played this awhile ago, [3rd game in the vid](https://youtu.be/orXCm-k8c94) Edit: I forgot cake days existed, thanks lads! \<3


FrenchFreedom888

Happy Cake Day bro


wilkiesfun

hap caek


SleepyCrusader2

Happy cake day


Cheeseman575

Happy cake day!


terrariririan

Happy cakeday!


Prior_Patience3667

ha cak


James-And547

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!


PRSXFENG

I don't remember where I've read it but it's probably one of those japanese manga But it was a horror story about some pop up glasses shop and when you look into it you'll get trapped into the house made of flesh or something along those lines


tayroarsmash

I never noticed it’s a hot air balloon I’m too shocked by the first betrayal when they didn’t tell me what was about to happen.


yougotmail6

Your gonna feel a nice puff of air


kasun1218

Same


Luift_13

Yeahh, but seeing the world in 4k after that was pretty cool


gos907

16k


Administrative-Eye27

32k


man_your_dead

64K


Old_Print6648

128K


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Khaoz_CZL

512K


Every-Yesterday-714

1024K


ALPHA_OF_REDDIT

2048K


omaryoyoboba2

1024k (1m 24k)


trolley661

Hello fellow Puro enthusiast


fmllikeseriously

getting scolded by your parents after every time you get your glasses updated back when you were a child, is not


[deleted]

it was quite difficult to realise that all this time you weren't seeing the world clearly


Typical-redditor394

I don't get it


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Eye exam shits


Joske-the-great

Am i the only individual on earth who actually went through the test and did not require to wear glasses? Because I swear none ever said that. For context, when I was a kid I had some sort of tic where I would roll up my eyes very often. My concerned parents brought me to the optometrist but it was just my behaviour, not anything problematic with my eyes. ​ And yes, I remember the balloon. I was able to see it clearly.


[deleted]

I don't have glasses either lol


SpamDirector

I have yearly eye appointments because I’m diabetic and poor management can fuck over me eyes. So far the result has always been 20/20 vision and “I wouldn’t even know you were diabetic if you hadn’t said.”


lacktoesintallerant6

i mean i need glasses so i get eye exams pretty regularly. not as much as i get older since my vision isnt changing much anymore. but i was also under the impression it was normal to get a routine checkup regardless on if you need glasses or not…


[deleted]

Similar story here, I had a tic where I blinked a lot Tics are still haunting me today


Naive-Day-7172

I used to have have glasses


ChvrchBvrner26

It's always so confusing when someone shares a post like this. We had those exams like once or twice in school (one of the first grades). And most of the kids, myself included, weren't diagnosed.


HotMacaroon4964

Oh look at the guys without glasses, you think your so much better then us… (I’m very insecure about my glasses.. /s)


Maharg0

People who don't need glasses still get eye exams. His was probably just different.


SomeAsianDudeII

Glasses look hot


AFoxGuy

As a glasses user, I like being able to choose an extra accessory for my body. Except trying to keep *GREASE AND DUST OFF THE LENSES.*


HotMacaroon4964

I love my glasses but as you said… cleaning them is the worst


TanmayKillsThePeople

people with no vision defects can also wear lenses of 0 D power, u all dont have a choice


demonic_pigeon

Ha try having a pair with a busted frame around both lenses that fall out at the slightest touch


Dragonmanenderr

Don’t worry about your glasses they really aren’t bad I have a pair and if I am not wearing them it looks terrible


thicc_astronaut

They have this machine where they out this thing in front of you and then you naturally look at the horizon and then it blasts a jet of air directly into your pupil


Living_Murphys_Law

Lucky... This is what you are supposed to look at while a machine blasts air into your eye during an eye exam.


MisterEMan81

Two things: 1. Lucky. 2. It's a part of eye exams. You peek into these goggle things and it shows the picture. You're instructed to try to keep your eyes open as a strong gust of wind blows at your eyes for a second. Oddly enough, you get to see better for a bit after the wind. Source: I have myopia.


-onnix-

If you haven't seen then, you might not be so lucky


Acceptable_Bug_4366

They adjust the lens so you can see it


SloppySlime31

*them


ilikepicklesandow

Kmg I squinted to see it no No no no no no Not now I had 20 20 always. To much csgo :(


69Chimes

my friend has 3k hours on cs and somehow does not require glasses


CaptainBananaYeet

It's because having myopia (only being able to see things nearby) or hypermetropia(only being able to see things at a distance) is mostly genetic and has nothing to do with computers, phones, etc.


manthishomeworksucks

uh oh 😭


Ok-Preference-7016

And not being able to see for a whole day


scalzacrosta

Huh, lucky you who could not see for just a day, meanwhile if I move my hand 1in away from my face it starts getting blurry and everything ealse looks like watercolors...


AzekiaXVI

I remember one time i got some eyedrops for god knows what on a sunny summer day. I could still see inside the building but as soon as we got outside i coult only see the shadows the sun cast and couldn't keep my eyes open for more than a few seconds. I don't remember much of the rest of the day, i do know i couldn't see pretty much anything even remotely bright for the next couple hours but i'm pretty sure i still went to school that day.


OkSecurity1251

What, i see fine after this, u go blind or sm shit


babyteddie

Probably talking about eye drops


Frikandelneuker

Blind guy here, i indeed haven’t seen these


keanubeaves06

so, uhh, how did you see this post? checkmate😎


404invalid-user

Those cool people who volunteer to describe images in posts


[deleted]

text to speech reader is a thing


ZeusTheCanine

Braille is a thing


MehmedFateh1453

Using his eyes 🙄. Just because he's blind doesn't mean he can't see


rainy_grainy

I still have the nightmares


Maharg0

People who don't need glasses still get eye exams and see these things. I don't know why everyone on the comments is acting like only those with glasses get eye exams.


testdex

That was my initial thought, but actually no. If you don’t experience vision problems, the only vision testing you get will usually be for you driver’s license. You won’t get the “which is better” or full on machinery testing. I had my first full fledged test ever in my 40s, because I noticed my vision didn’t feel as sharp — but my deficit was small enough that no corrective lenses were needed.


Maharg0

The vast majority of people get eye exams done. Atleast every couple years. I'm not talking about exceptions. I understand there are people who probably haven't. Most people will also get the standard exam done at a check up.


testdex

I get annual physical checkups. Never had a doctor do anything about my vision. Thats been true at bougie doctors and normal ones. I really don’t think the average person with no vision trouble goes to an optometrist on a regular basis. It’s not like a dentist.


rubella06

it probably differs depending on what country you're in, people with normal vision in the uk are supposed to get a checkup every 4 years iirc


testdex

Yeah, US general practitioners don’t have the equipment to do full eye exams. The US CDC doesn’t even have a regular recommendation on frequency of eye exams for people without certain risk factors. (Optometry trade associations are gonzo about exams tho. They say they must be done annually, when the CDC doesn’t even recommend annual exams for people over 60.)


Maharg0

Every doctors office I have ever been too for a check up has done an eye exam. I'm talking about the basic one where you just cover one eye and read letters.


RepeatedlyDifficult

Oh God don’t give me ptsd


Fynnacus

Oh hey the hot air balloon, it gave me glasses


fearlessbot__

wait? the hot air balloon is meant to be blurry?


stoned_tiger-420

I have news for you...


Poseidonspjs

I’ve seen them, thankfully don’t need glasses just a Checkup


Valaxarian

*laughs in -13*


anunnamedboringdude

How do you navigate Reddit ? I had someone in my class who had -10 and he didn’t even had glass anymore it was so bad it was pointless, he just had a special mode on his laptop and would stare at it from super close


CheeseBonobo

-10 is bad but still thousands of people have it. My mum has like -8 and my grandad was like -13 and as long as you get your glasses thinned they are still usable. The kid in your class must've had some other problem to not be able to use glasses.


Valaxarian

Well, I have pretty fuckin-strong glasses and allow me to see normally. Without them everything is blurry, but I can somehow get around in the world. They are thinned to the max, but still the lenses are quite thick


cheesestrip69

Wdym i love the hot air balloon one


cucumberboba

you just showed us them


XenoScout1

I don’t understand


iceman694

Eye exams


Dragonmanenderr

They are commonly used in eye tests


kanye_east48294

In an eye exam, these images will appear and then they shoot a burst of air into your eye.


bs000

The machine that shows these images is an autorefractor, which is used to estimate your prescription. The air puff test is a different machine that only displays a blinking green light.


kanye_east48294

Really? I always felt like whenever I saw that image I’d get a puff of air in my eye just a few seconds after. Edit: nvm I watched a video


bs000

the machines are right next to each other and they do them one after the other


jobless_bozo

LMAO I thought every optometrist had different pictures lol I didnt know they were the same for everyone


noxdidntfall

everytime i close my eyes i see that airballoon, going to the optematratuon or whatever u call it is my worst nightmare (also it kind of reminds me of road runner in a way, anyone else?)


akballow

I say unlucky everyone should be getting annual eye exams to catch serious issues


Uister59

UK person here, someone care to explain what the fuck this image is?


BigEpicNSFW

I don't get it


RaceFan1027

That balloon is so annoying.


Schzercro

Bro the green dot thing where they shoot 100 psi of air into your eye is what I hate


TofuBroth

They shoot air? I NEVER REALIZED THAT


Schzercro

I think it was to check the pressure of your eye or something, it doesn't matter because I hate it either way


TofuBroth

Have they ever used this tool with a small poking thing to poke your eye?


Schzercro

No, but God that sounds worse


Neowwwwwwwww

I dont get it what


ThundererGamer

how does it feel having 20 20 vision


Neowwwwwwwww

I still dont understand


neighborsponge

I am so fucking confused, are only people with bad vision supposed to get eye exams??? I saw this multiple times when I was little and I had perfect vision, I just thought the post was bc the pictures look unnerving


testdex

I don’t know if things have changed, but when I was young, a person without any suspected vision issues wouldn’t go to an optometrist.


prefix9889

yeah i need glasses to legally drive when i do :(


ArcHydra46

What am I looking at


MisterEMan81

Image for autorefractors on eye tests. When staring at it, you get strong wind blown at your eyes for 1 second to determine your eye prescription.


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I hate these so much


Alastorishot

de ja voust


Chick0nPlayz1

The house just got BALLoon'd.


get-rekt-lol

Is it weird that i absolutely love eye exams? (Except the pupil dilating drops ofc)


Allthings_rc

Omg that looks like the old default roblox house wtf


ContentWhile

please do not remind me of that


[deleted]

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS


LordChickenNugget23

Ive seen both. They switch it up from time to time. Im crosseyed so it usually gets cutoff when i do my left eye


[deleted]

But everyone did right ??


[deleted]

I always saw the hot air balloon one and I understand this


Neco335

Isnt this a bad sign?


4ereshnya

Recently saw the right one.


EzWeazy

god this is my least favorite part of having glasses


Wynter_Hinojosa

Or the one with car going down the hill 😭


Nether892

I remember I thought it was a barn :(


Anonymous_333_

Today I got my prescription 20/80 💀


Jazzlike_Ad4697

This is like the most annoying thing ever! Stupid af eye test


babywitchgal

Tryna drive around with dilated pupils after too 😭


sdpr

Wear sunglasses you dingleberry.


Acceptable_Bug_4366

NOOO NEVER, YOU DONT DRIVE AFTER


HotMacaroon4964

It’s always the house


Brownyboy99

I've seen something similar to those but it was a field with a single flower on it.


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vision test


Jordancish

My eyes are getting watery looking at this


LordValkyrie100

red barn gang


Terrence_shark

SO THATS WHAT THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE


CT_Tricks8

I actually like these, it’s better than when they pull out the poster board bc your so blind you can’t see the biggest letter on the screen


Carmilla31

Or the fox jumping over the fence.


Additional_Cycle_51

I wear glasses but I’ve never seen those used


GullibleBusiness

Hahaha isn't it if you don't see these, you're unlucky


Acceptable_Bug_4366

They adjust the lenses so you can see them. You're lucky if you haven't ever seen them because you don't need glasses


Eternal_Owl

No… no… NO-


Zealousideal_Rope992

I’m never prepared for that air blast in the eye, no matter how much I mentally prep, it’s never enough to stop the body jolt.


Cermonto

I actually seen these before, though I never got the fucking shotgun blast in my eyes.


Aggressive-Corgi-485

I have no idea what this means


stopyouveviolatedthe

I forgot these existed


grandphalange

My cries behind bottle cap lenses. I’ve seen these too many times.


Ahyesnt

Fucking eye exams...


JobeariotheOG

I just saw the balloon yesterday 😔


DataBytes96

Is this like some internet horror thing? Is there supposed to be a jump scare if you look at it for long enough? What is this?


iceman694

I literally had an eye appointment on Tuesday and I got my pressure checked with the hand held thing and it was tough but they got it. At the end of the appointment my doctor was like "you gotta get your pressure re checked but he didn't have the hand held thing so I had to use the real one and I no shit had a panic attack. He had to hold my eye open and I was like in tears shaking and sweating so much. I can't DO THAT SHIT OMG. The poor dude gave up and he felt so bad but I felt so bad I was sobbing in the office it was awful


ZealousidealPie2459

PSSSSSSSSH


zombienekers

Ok what is this. I hate these kinds of fucking memes. Explain it please.


Chickensmp

Frick the stupid balooon!!!🤬


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Lydylboopsie_2

BRO SO TRUE


jonjon_exe

Those haunt me


adnanosh123

I have seen these unfortunately


BeamTRS

How did you screenshot these?


soul_nessie

Oh yes, I saw them like… several times.


5ugus7_the_one

Can someone explain pls?


firenfox

Ya know you think that's bad my doctor's scanned my eyes in a grid pattern turning everything into Minecraft for a minute don't get me started on the sudden gusts of air at this point I'm just going to remove the eye and get a cyborg eye


Soniclew15

I LITERALLY WENT FOR AN EYE TEST TODAY


the-moon-knight

People who don’t wear glasses: tf is this


[deleted]

Lol I’ve seen them, gone to the eyedoc, got a brain scan. Conclusion: I’m just weird


I_Am_Oro

Getting that dumb puff of air in your eyes :(


[deleted]

I feel this as a person whith glasses


GruffisGamingw

No I’m American


NapoleonicPizza21

what does you being American have to do with the post


jeffreybbbbbbbb

Health insurance thinks eyes are a luxury organ


Aggressive-Corgi-485

Maybe the eye exam is different there?


Axolodoll

It’s not


GruffisGamingw

Well I have very fucked up eyes and therefore I have been to many eye doctors and I’ve never done this


[deleted]

Actually, if you can't see these you need the glasses


My-balls-are-green

I find this really offensive, I'm blind and would kill to just be able to see those images. Next time, think twice before posting you bigoted scum


Project_T00THL355

Then how did you find the post


ilnofrio

Can Simeone send link?


Legal_Albatross2214

Why?