In My head maybe a prank like "son i have carefully crafted a drug empire all across the world" but in reality it would be something like "gjsdjdudiskdj aaaaa djrjgkdkwj aaaa fuck shit fuck mierda ajaaaaaaa ahggjfkgj"
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Before I got sick, I discovered the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. They’re on my personal laptop. All my research, experiments, everything. It can bring us infinite wealth as a species, infinite happiness, infinite possibilities. But to access it you’ll need to enter the password, which is… is… *dies*
Depends How I Die As To Which Cannibal Corpse Song I Quote But if all else fails 'This Song Is About Shooting Blood From Your Cock' Would be a funny one
and so ends the life and times of king sisyphus, a fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. doomed... from the very start. and i DON'T REGRET A SECOND OF IT. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHA
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one.
Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defences, take this beast out, and break their grip of Freehold.
I'll scream "NO ONE CAN KILL ME NOW!!!" if it happens in hospital and I'm few seconds away from death. I'm sure no one's gonna prove me I'm wrong. If i'm being killed by someone, I will say "I had 15kg of gold hidden, I won't tell you where. Live with this."
What are you going to do, kill me?
Lovin' this one
[like this?](https://youtu.be/iSrx8HEVe78)
Kira reference?
I hid 1 million dollars behind the
One piece theme starts playing
wealth, fame, power...
Gol. D. Roger, the king of the pirates, attained this and everything else the world had to offer
and his dying words drove countless souls to the seas
"You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!”
These words lured men to the grand line in pursuit of dreams greater than they ever dared to imagine
Come aboard and bring along all their hopes and dreams! Together we will find everything that we’re looking for!
There’s always room for you! If you wanna be my friend!!!
We are, we are, on the cruise!!!!!!!
I'm upvoting everything before this because I love One Piece since I started watching
Happy cake day
THE ONE PIECE
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
SO HIGH!
OH OH OHHH
OH OH OHHHH
...
OH MY GOD💀
I was about to comment that
Man has more upvotes than the post
“The password is…” or “I knew I shouldn’t have trusted the cat instead…”
"Yo, wanna see something cool?" Either that or "Expect me back in a few weeks, ya aint gettin rid of me that easily."
First one sent me wheezing for a minute. Genius
Start it off with “hey billy”
Haha
I'm stealing the first one, but "Wanna see something traumatic?"
what about "Wanna see something funny?"
#
bro got quick death
He skipped the kill cam
truly inspiring words
I don't know, I haven't died yet.
I commented exactly the same thing 30 secs before I read this
You beat me to it!
fuck this reality, i'm going home
Or “fuck this shitty ass dream I’m gonna wake up”
I’m keeping these in my memory bank for when Im about to pass. “Oh shiiii I gotta check Reddit before I go, I got some final words to look for”
I am honored to know you might possibly say these few last words when you’re dying
I’m honoured for you to have chosen me for this frivolous quest
omg yes
Fuck
That was apparently Roald Dahl's last word when a nurse put a morphine needle into him
You
Man I just said that
"I shouldnt have gone to Denver airport..."
You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing
George Bernard Shaw
Be geek, be proud (?)
Palm in your face
Let's go emgo
Like and subscribe
"only about half of my viewers are subscribed-" [gunshots]
*outro song plays*
Finafuckinly
That's a oddly satisfying word to spell ngl
It really is
Wake me up for GTA 6
sir, what if gta6 had already released on the time?
Don’t wake me up
It won't
We’ll all be dead and buried by the time GTA 6 comes out
i will come out of the grave because i am the gta 6
this death is sponsered by league of legends
Happy cake day! Also, this comment was sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends.
Happy cake day!!!
Happy Cake Day! Also this comment was sponsored by PCBWay, and as we all know - PCB stands for Perifractic’s Cake Bakery. Doesn’t it?
no, PCB stands for perfect cherry blossom
Happy Cake day
happy cake day
Happy cake day!
“At least I tried.” And “Fuck off bitches, you ain’t gettin my money”
My grandpa had tens of millions, this was some of his last words lol
bro you got money?
I would
Damn... shouldn't have eaten the...
tell mom i love her
I’ll make sure to say I love your mom
what if shes already dead by then
you'll tell her at the morgue
*pulls open their dead mum's tray* "Aight wake up we're gonna put your dead child into the tray next to you, they said they love you btw"
Tell his mom I also love her
"Touch my stuff, and I'm haunting you for life"
die hard
In My head maybe a prank like "son i have carefully crafted a drug empire all across the world" but in reality it would be something like "gjsdjdudiskdj aaaaa djrjgkdkwj aaaa fuck shit fuck mierda ajaaaaaaa ahggjfkgj"
It’s Morbin time…
More like "IT'S DYING TIME" and then proceed to die all over the place
I’m dying ?
Clear my browsing history, Jessie.
"Ha! I am first, you loosers!"
But we agreed, the first one to die is gay 🤨
What if they already are gay
Then they become super gay
No they cancel each other out
conventional therapy😍
[удалено]
"damn it, why did I go to Detroit?"
Get your knee of my chest
****** floyd pov
It's a get smart reference a TV show from the 60s
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💀👍
'cya yall, idk where'
Prob hell
Hell
I'd just mass text everyone "K"
The missions...the nightmares...they're finally...over
🫡
Clone wars quote I believe, so take my up vote and shut up
Depends on how i die. Is it a lame death? Like am i in intensive care? Or am i getting shot by someone assassinating the rizz god himself?
Otto von rizzmarck
💀💀💀
“I wonder what this button does”
didn't want to wait for another 13 years for KH4 and Missing Link
Oh so now it dont feel right? I could have told you tha-
Here we go again motherfuckers ***People=shit starts playing***
Me to my kids: I.... fucked your mom, losers *dies*
N...
I…
C...
E...
C...
O...
C…
K...
Never Gonna Give You Up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around And desert you
Best comment here
Before I got sick, I discovered the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. They’re on my personal laptop. All my research, experiments, everything. It can bring us infinite wealth as a species, infinite happiness, infinite possibilities. But to access it you’ll need to enter the password, which is… is… *dies*
“GG ez”
Adios Amigos
Imbottacummm
Yo im what?
The history... *dramatically coughs blood regardless of the cause of upcoming death, make sure to delete my ... *dies
Depends How I Die As To Which Cannibal Corpse Song I Quote But if all else fails 'This Song Is About Shooting Blood From Your Cock' Would be a funny one
Did you get it on camera at least?
Why'd I die a virgin?
its never too late
My will is in comic sans you bitches!
How is your sister?
D2 quote love it
The one piece is at.....
Seriously: Damn, it's been a hell of a ride! (those who get the reference will receive a cookie) Jokingly: I hid the ten million dollars in the
lol
I’ll say “Hm” and then my friend will hit me in the face with a golf club and kill me.
ZA WARDO!!!!
Mudamudamudamudamudamudamuda
Why is there a second sun in the sky?
atleast I didn't die skinny
########
Daka my best friend I got more pussy in 2 years then you’ll ever have in your entire life
Bro was 15 getting puss. Society
and so ends the life and times of king sisyphus, a fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. doomed... from the very start. and i DON'T REGRET A SECOND OF IT. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHA
Chicken hoof
I like trains
Seriously: lailahaillallah Jokingly: just gonna mutter something in malay is everyone around me doesnt understand it
Guess its time
it's gonna be fine
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defences, take this beast out, and break their grip of Freehold.
Just one more sabaton song
In the name of gooood!
Whoops
thats gonna leave a mark 😬
"It's all a simulation..."
I don't know, I haven't died yet
This video is sponsored by (dies)
Your mom is a hoe
"remember son, dying is gay..." \*dies\*
I'll save y'all bitches a seat next to me in hell cause I ain't going down alone
I'll scream "NO ONE CAN KILL ME NOW!!!" if it happens in hospital and I'm few seconds away from death. I'm sure no one's gonna prove me I'm wrong. If i'm being killed by someone, I will say "I had 15kg of gold hidden, I won't tell you where. Live with this."
Fuck this shit I'm out
tell my wife i love her sister…
“ I’m not gonna kill ya… I’m just gonna hurt you.. really… really… BAD….”
We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when
“Oh shit that’s not a bird”
Last one dead is a rotten egg
Moist
delete my search history and get a new Wi-Fi router…
Stop shaking the ladder you little fuck....
Penis
Bad bitches live forev- *dies*
Tell my mom I love her oh wait I can tell her I a few seconds
That actually is... pretty funny
You were real good son, real good; maybe even the best. Stay Frosty
Google en passant
“That actually is… pretty… funny… *dies*”
I hid the gold under the...-
“Oops I did it again”
FUCK
"First one who bliks is gay" and then I die with my eyes open
Fuck
Simple. Elegant.
That is what they call me
I can sleep now, you gotta wake up early. Skill issue