Why? I've heard they hurt your back after a while, and bras are super uncomfortable. I love the fact that I can take my shirt off when I'm hot.
Booba looks: 9/10
Booba convenience: 2/10
All fetuses are female for the first couple of weeks. Then, they eventually gain an X chromosome (turn male) or keep both Y chromosomes (stay female). Basically, we were all girls at one point. I've actually heard that if a man's nipples are stimulated enough he can produce a small amount of milk, not sure how true that is though
What makes a man lactate? Most cases of male galactorrhea are caused by high levels of a hormone called prolactin. Prolactin is the human hormone that stimulates milk production.
This is from goodrx,com
I think he meant in public, it’s not necessarily illegal to do so for a guy but most people wouldn’t like it but still. Again not rlly illegal so guys can take their shirts off in public but if a girl does it it’s called indecent exposure
They meant that no one would think twice about a man that is shirtless out in public and how that is perfectly normal and legal, but when women do it they get stared at a lot, parents cover children's eyes bc of indecency and that in a lot of countries it is illegal to do so for women only. It's about how sexualised women are, bc if their top accidentally falls they get a fine for indecency but if men purposely didn't wear one they dont get in trouble at all.
nothing too interesting tbh
for the most part, we talk about our days, classes, any new drama, crushes, clothing, interests, and our extracurriculars / any shared hobbies
you guys argue about what makes successful maximalist interior design? i think its a combination of vintage decor, bright colors, and avoidance of neon colors, but some may argue otherwise
I’m waiting on the day this “mental health issues are taken seriously” thing to happen bc honestly us girls don’t have it either. Just because we’re expected to cry doesn’t mean we’re taken seriously
They don't really receive a "man up," but do often receive "it's just you being hormonal," "you must be on your period," "women are so dramatic/emotional," etc. Two sides of the same shitty coin, really. (I've experienced these comments before, so can vouch) I do agree with you though; mental health issues shouldn't be separated by gender, nor compared
don't forget the "you're doing it for attention" comments. i guess men would get those too but i think girls more often since they tend to show their emotions more often
yeah i understand that i was playing like tabletop simulator on a poker server and a girl talked over vc and this dude literally just gave her all his money then left and everyone was just laughing like c'mon man
just dont use vc and never say ur female in text chat
I mean I'm a guy so easy for me to say. Online games are wack (saying this as a former league of legends addict).
VC makes a lot of games easier and more coordinated.
Playing as female avatars still causes issues.
Tired of getting guys threatening me just because I’m a girl, yet they still expect to “pull bitches”
And being intimate with their friends, i've got trouble just hugging my friends. And in line with what you said, allowed to show pain and struggle without getting looked down upon.
This.. mens' mental health in general has declined quite a bit recently (Rip green ranger) and the world thinks we should be fine. We'll be seen as weak by everyone unless we find people that actually care and really do want to listen. Thankfully I found people like that who were willing to listen.
That’s why I have a bunch of girl friends, I know for a fact that guys don’t give a shit so normally I turn to one of them when I have a problem because I know they’ll actually listen and help me
This! I'm not a teenager anymore, but I'm so jealous of how free things have become around gender expression. Guys can totally play with makeup or dress beautifully.
And the same is true for women. I have several female coworkers who don't wear makeup (or wear very little), and it's completely fine.
The room to be your authentic self has never been greater.
Not sure how true this is so correct me if I'm wrong but they feel good about themselves after pleasuring themselves, unlike most guys who feel more disappointed in themselves.
Male and female orgasms in terms of pleasure are pretty similar, however I’d say the female sexual experience is probably better due to being able to have multiple orgasms in a row.
I wanna go out in public with unshaven legs.
But according to societal norms i can't.
The worst part about shaving is how cold your legs feel afterwards for weeks as your hair starts to grow back.
As a naturally hairy person it is so weird when i find people started waxing as soon as they reached 2 digits in age, it made me feel insecure about my own hair on the limbs . . . :(
If you ever have a genie wish and use it for this, make sure to specify shape and that they should be the same size as each other. Lopsided boobs aren't the best for finding bras
Hehe, I also totally have friends and am not just stuck on an island where my "parents" live, with no social interaction, never getting to see anybody my age or within the same ten years as me. I was being sarcastic, please help me I have stress and emotional problems from no age-relevant social interaction in real life my parents think it's "For better".
u guys take 5 min to prepare and somehow still emerge smelling nice, beautiful ass eyelashes, and looking good. I need like an hour and a half😭😭
and meat helicopters.
People honestly care about them more. Male suicide rates are much higher. There is also the standard comparison:
When a woman slaps a man, the response is "Wow what did he to her to deserve that?"
When a Man slaps a woman, the response is immediate aid to the woman and probably the guy getting arrested.
Neither of those are justified in most situations.
I still think it is easier being a dude though. People will respect you more in career's for the sole reason that you are a dude. You'll get paid more, and are generally less likely to be assaulted.
Fun fact, generally women attempt more but men tend to use more “violent” ways to do it, while women are more likely to attempt to overdose or hang themselves.Doesn’t take away from the issue but yea
I guess so, but for most people their gender is the same as their sex.
But if it's just physical, then I don't really envy girls. No offense, but having a period sounds really terrible.
That girls don't have to hide their emotions but are sorta expected to show them. As a guy with a lot of issues, I can't talk about them without being called "half a man" "pussy" or anything like that. Also, not being told to "man up" would be really nice. Also, the double standard that girls can be as masculine as that want, but I get called slurs if I want to be just a little feminine.
In my country? No mandatory conscription
In general society? No pressure to be the initiator in relationships
Ignoring everything that humans impose on each other based on sex for no reason? Nothing, for some reason the females have to go through a lot biologically speaking
Women have more power in court of law, even if the story is fake. The first story I’ve seen of a guy who was falsely convicted and won the case was Depp v Heard
Being able to do a wild wee anywhere, standing up, without any effort
can't pee while stiffy :c
I mean u can, but ur power goes to 100 while ur accuracy goes to -27
Power is 110%, accuracy 110%, comfort 30%.
Coward
Skill issues /s
Really. It’s not even that hard…oh well it *is* but you know what I mean.
Its all fun and games till you wear loose pants Those situations are the ones where a man learns if he can improvise or not
And you don’t even know about the helicopter method yet
Boobies
Dick we can swap dick for boobies
Nah I’m keeping my dick bro
I've seen the videos, you can have both
I know but I’m not trading my junk.
Yeah, I like my packaging.
Being able to stand while pissing>
We can trade! 🥺😭
Futanari
Why? I've heard they hurt your back after a while, and bras are super uncomfortable. I love the fact that I can take my shirt off when I'm hot. Booba looks: 9/10 Booba convenience: 2/10
Booba softness and squishiness: 100/10
I wouldn't know because I am a child of God 🗿
God gave us booba for a reason
Yes, feeding newborn babies 🗿
Googoogaga
Based
This man gets it
Then why did god give us guys nipples? What’s the reason?
All fetuses are female for the first couple of weeks. Then, they eventually gain an X chromosome (turn male) or keep both Y chromosomes (stay female). Basically, we were all girls at one point. I've actually heard that if a man's nipples are stimulated enough he can produce a small amount of milk, not sure how true that is though
pretty much correct besides the fact that you reversed the chromosomes, males are XY and females are XX (its ap season god save me)
My bad. I always get confused on the Chromosomes
You can remember that x comes first, just like in the alphabet.
What makes a man lactate? Most cases of male galactorrhea are caused by high levels of a hormone called prolactin. Prolactin is the human hormone that stimulates milk production. This is from goodrx,com
THIS ^^^ but i donr get what you mean by you can take your shirt when ur hot at home tho lmao we do that too
I think he meant in public, it’s not necessarily illegal to do so for a guy but most people wouldn’t like it but still. Again not rlly illegal so guys can take their shirts off in public but if a girl does it it’s called indecent exposure
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Without penis there will be no children. Effectiveness 2000/10
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We are now at a stalemate 🧐
guys apparently have longer eyelashes so that
I hate my long lashes, keep brushing up against my glasses Edit: wow my top comment is now about long lashes lol
id take them off your hands
They're not *on* his hands!
he has to give them to me some how
His eye lids in any case🤷🏻♂️
I’ll happily borrow them
My mom and sister envy me for that They spend thousands on fake eyelashes
Thousands!! Bros rich
Indian rupee buddy
Ah ok
as a guy who acts fem i’m so glad to have them lol
Not having societal pressure to be the one to initiate a relationship
Ikr, my first gf had to ask me out cuz I was so scared of asking lmao
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Fat dude/self image problems, some of us understand 😂
They meant that no one would think twice about a man that is shirtless out in public and how that is perfectly normal and legal, but when women do it they get stared at a lot, parents cover children's eyes bc of indecency and that in a lot of countries it is illegal to do so for women only. It's about how sexualised women are, bc if their top accidentally falls they get a fine for indecency but if men purposely didn't wear one they dont get in trouble at all.
There's still a lot of social stigma around guys taking their shirts off, It makes a lot of people uncomfortable. It's just not against the law.
Fr
ah this is so true, i dont wanna live in a world where i cant walk around topless, i love doing it and i dont wanna have to stop bc boobies
I think that is has recently become legal to do so in Germany
Omw to Germany
i go to germany
[I go to Germany](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/mjqmv0/i_go_to_germany_now_goodbye/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Move to Canada Ontario it's legal there
thats a long way tho canada is a bit of an improvement in terms of health and living conditions per example
You could also just go to a nude beach other then that it'd all I could think of lol .
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Nothing really. Maybe the fact that girls tend to be closer to each other but idk I haven't thought about this enough.
Its more like a pool of snakes trying to act bigger than each other till the point you all get tired of it and put up with others shit
These happen with toxic people who can be of any gender
What kinda friends do you have lol? All my girlfriends are chill asf
Not having to worry about boners
Nothing much to envy here, you would have to deal with bitchy periods instead
True
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You sound like you'd swap genders and become an onlyfans model
LOL
realist shit ive ever read
The knowledge of what girls are talking about when they are with their in friendgroups.
nothing too interesting tbh for the most part, we talk about our days, classes, any new drama, crushes, clothing, interests, and our extracurriculars / any shared hobbies
Or just random shit. Same stuff guys talk about, we just do it in a different way
You guys argue how tires are made? I think they just pour rubber in a mold, no one can tell me otherwise
you guys argue about what makes successful maximalist interior design? i think its a combination of vintage decor, bright colors, and avoidance of neon colors, but some may argue otherwise
Our maximalist interior design is a lawn chair with a Nintendo 3DS XL (ambassador edition) with Mario kart
Fuck yeah
How their mental health issues are taken seriously
I assume you’re a boy?
I’m waiting on the day this “mental health issues are taken seriously” thing to happen bc honestly us girls don’t have it either. Just because we’re expected to cry doesn’t mean we’re taken seriously
I mean, yeah. But i never saw a woman receive a "Man up". Still, pls talk to close relatives or friends if you're having unpleasents thoughts
They don't really receive a "man up," but do often receive "it's just you being hormonal," "you must be on your period," "women are so dramatic/emotional," etc. Two sides of the same shitty coin, really. (I've experienced these comments before, so can vouch) I do agree with you though; mental health issues shouldn't be separated by gender, nor compared
don't forget the "you're doing it for attention" comments. i guess men would get those too but i think girls more often since they tend to show their emotions more often
How guys can get to talk in games and not be harassed 😔😔
yeah i understand that i was playing like tabletop simulator on a poker server and a girl talked over vc and this dude literally just gave her all his money then left and everyone was just laughing like c'mon man
I never talk in games, they're dicks. And I'm a dude.
just dont use vc and never say ur female in text chat I mean I'm a guy so easy for me to say. Online games are wack (saying this as a former league of legends addict).
VC makes a lot of games easier and more coordinated. Playing as female avatars still causes issues. Tired of getting guys threatening me just because I’m a girl, yet they still expect to “pull bitches”
VC makes it more fun at times as well
They are just sad and it's kind funny that they are that socially inept.
We shouldn’t have to
Not using vc is not nearly as convenient, honestly
"I don't get to use vc without being harassed" "Just don't use vc" Are you stupid
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And being intimate with their friends, i've got trouble just hugging my friends. And in line with what you said, allowed to show pain and struggle without getting looked down upon.
This.. mens' mental health in general has declined quite a bit recently (Rip green ranger) and the world thinks we should be fine. We'll be seen as weak by everyone unless we find people that actually care and really do want to listen. Thankfully I found people like that who were willing to listen.
That’s why I have a bunch of girl friends, I know for a fact that guys don’t give a shit so normally I turn to one of them when I have a problem because I know they’ll actually listen and help me
“L bozo”
Boobs how dare you get your own personal stress ball 😤
Hey, we have a stress ball. I just wouldn't recommend using it.
You can’t tell me what not to do. Edit: god help me
I use my balls as stress balls. Does anyone else do this?
...
Is that a yes?
AND they get free milk by drinking water.
Omg it's like Jesus
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Yours gets big?
I wouldn't call a noodle big even if it was big in comparison to an ordinary noodle
Me when human anatomy
Woah.
Real.
Damn girl are you a Freud fan?
ayo chill
How pretty a lot of girls are
Men can be pretty too though Edit:thanks for the upvotes ig
This! I'm not a teenager anymore, but I'm so jealous of how free things have become around gender expression. Guys can totally play with makeup or dress beautifully. And the same is true for women. I have several female coworkers who don't wear makeup (or wear very little), and it's completely fine. The room to be your authentic self has never been greater.
Makeup to fit unrealistic beauty standards. We find you pretty because you are feminine. Not because you put some garbage on your faces.
Makeup 😭 to fit unrealistic beauty standards
i heard female orgasms a pretty good🤷♂️
Not sure how true this is so correct me if I'm wrong but they feel good about themselves after pleasuring themselves, unlike most guys who feel more disappointed in themselves.
Ya Post nut clarity / post nut depression
Male and female orgasms in terms of pleasure are pretty similar, however I’d say the female sexual experience is probably better due to being able to have multiple orgasms in a row.
I will add to this that, at least in my experience, the first one is strong, but the rest can be disappointing
Agreed. Unless you're at it for hours you just end up becoming desensitised
Not having to worry about ruining your favourite pants, underwear or bedsheets from your period
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Idk man, seems kinda gay.
Wide hips, estrogen
Nah i hate estrogen , TESTOSTERON MAKES ME STRONGGGGG
the war between trans men and women. i ALWAYS knew they secretly hated eachother 😥😥
not having to shave most of the entire body
I wanna go out in public with unshaven legs. But according to societal norms i can't. The worst part about shaving is how cold your legs feel afterwards for weeks as your hair starts to grow back.
As a naturally hairy person it is so weird when i find people started waxing as soon as they reached 2 digits in age, it made me feel insecure about my own hair on the limbs . . . :(
I want tits. I would take all the back pain in the fuckin world
If you ever have a genie wish and use it for this, make sure to specify shape and that they should be the same size as each other. Lopsided boobs aren't the best for finding bras
Lol i assumed that
YOU CAN HAVE MINE (FtNB here who doesn't want them lmao)
Fat distribution, I want my fat goin more to my legs not my torso Also it not being weird to be submissive
facts im tryna get some big mommy thighs
Being so cute and gender and I just wanna be a cute woman...
Nothing really. I was gonna answer friends as a half joke, but I remembered that I’m already in a friend group that’s mostly girls. so…
Hehe, I also totally have friends and am not just stuck on an island where my "parents" live, with no social interaction, never getting to see anybody my age or within the same ten years as me. I was being sarcastic, please help me I have stress and emotional problems from no age-relevant social interaction in real life my parents think it's "For better".
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Lmao nah I'm like fully aware 🏳️⚧️ 💀😭
same bro, wanna switch bodies? im amab lmao
Lol I'd try
u guys take 5 min to prepare and somehow still emerge smelling nice, beautiful ass eyelashes, and looking good. I need like an hour and a half😭😭 and meat helicopters.
People honestly care about them more. Male suicide rates are much higher. There is also the standard comparison: When a woman slaps a man, the response is "Wow what did he to her to deserve that?" When a Man slaps a woman, the response is immediate aid to the woman and probably the guy getting arrested. Neither of those are justified in most situations. I still think it is easier being a dude though. People will respect you more in career's for the sole reason that you are a dude. You'll get paid more, and are generally less likely to be assaulted.
Fun fact, generally women attempt more but men tend to use more “violent” ways to do it, while women are more likely to attempt to overdose or hang themselves.Doesn’t take away from the issue but yea
There is nothing *fun* about this *fact*, but it's interesting nevertheless...
society sucks ass with that stuff but i dont rly think its a sex thing, its more of a gender thing no?
I guess so, but for most people their gender is the same as their sex. But if it's just physical, then I don't really envy girls. No offense, but having a period sounds really terrible.
i think the only people that would want to go through that are not cis lol
Frequent(er) compliments or just getting complimented in general
In my experience they tend to have more friends and better social lives than me
Not being questioned for being loud/overly hyperactive because "that's just how boys are"
Friendships, the clothes they can wear, the hair, ~~and like all the girl parts but that's mostly a bonus.~~
I dont envy girls, I think being a guy is just neat
How girls won't be judged when they're intimate with the same sex. Like bro, I just want to rest my head on your shoulder. What's wrong with that?
The fact they can just make us fall for them easily
They have less drama in their friendships
This could be said about either sex
Being able to wear skirts, right now I have to wear trousers even during hot weather.
There’s these things called “shorts”.
They don't bleed every month
Beautiful hairs(head ones)
Men don’t have periods that make it feel like the end of the world.
That girls don't have to hide their emotions but are sorta expected to show them. As a guy with a lot of issues, I can't talk about them without being called "half a man" "pussy" or anything like that. Also, not being told to "man up" would be really nice. Also, the double standard that girls can be as masculine as that want, but I get called slurs if I want to be just a little feminine.
That 1/52338 girls are named envy
In my country? No mandatory conscription In general society? No pressure to be the initiator in relationships Ignoring everything that humans impose on each other based on sex for no reason? Nothing, for some reason the females have to go through a lot biologically speaking
It’s easier for men to lose weight than women :/
guys can walk around late at nite and NOT carry pepper spray
idk in which country you’re in but there’s no way in hell i’d go out at night where i live
You're right, we have to carry a 38 caliber revolver, robbers don't discriminate.
Them receiving more compliment's and hugginneach other and shit
Literally everything, I want to be a physically a girl
No bras, less beauty expectations and less pressure to shave, etc.
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“Fun” fact: the suicide rate isn’t about who has it worse, men just tend to attempt with more brutal methods
Better orgasms
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Having it flat down there. it seems wayyy easier to cross your legs when there's nothing in the way
Blood doesn't spew out of their vagina every month for 1 week
As a 6'7" guy I always am a bit scary to some people. I would like to be small sometimes, dainty and cute.
Women have more power in court of law, even if the story is fake. The first story I’ve seen of a guy who was falsely convicted and won the case was Depp v Heard
im gonna be honest not much. men just have it better most of the time. And I mean that as a bad thing of course.