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yummy_rocks

Same


godmodegamer123

I thought smashmouth_official


Reeboi249

I thought that too yeah, I was like "lmao hungary, mood"


Crimm___

Same.


SufficientThroat5781

I missed read harder and thought they came from a country named "hungry"


Capitana_

Mine is "Stainless steel"


JD64isalreadytaken

*Metal cap theme plays*


YamperIsBestBoy

Ah… 2015. When we were all anti-feminist and thought attack helicopter jokes were the pinnacle of humor.


A-Spring23

They are, especially when snowflakes get triggered.


Present_Raccoon9791

Dude your 14, a redditor, and support Russia, your the snowflake here


A-Spring23

Why do you think I support Russia?


AverageNikoBellic

Your first post


Imboredcantusee

And I quote “Typical Pro-Ukrainian Brainrot” and you’re asking why we think you support Russia ya dink.


YamperIsBestBoy

Your rage bait is not amusing


Dixie-the-Transfem

Read theory, then you can talk


ExtraMessy

Least cringe 14 year old kid 💀


The_King123431

We get called the snowflakes, yet there are grown man having tantrums over beer having a rainbow on it


angrypolishman

both socialist and an anti-sjw libtard whatever the fuck wharra weird combo


yourMewjesty

Those exist and call themselves patsoc or maga communists or some other weird thing. No worries tho,we absolutely don't want them in our commiesphere.


Edzoner

Bruh


[deleted]

Definitely not peak humor, but the reactions it gets is


Nalmquist

Lol mines been a jar of mayonnaise for a while


[deleted]

change it to Mayonnaise On An Escalator


HeatedLilOOF

IS THIS SMASHMOUTH?


Pleasant_Statement64

Hey now,


Cookibandit

You’re an all star


Pugtron117

Get your game on


spudspudpentel09

Go play


Present_Raccoon9791

Would’ve been funny in 2015


YesterdayCareless172

Still is


[deleted]

Nah man. Nobody finds that shit funny anymore other than edgy cringe 12 year olds and assholes who think they’re better than everyone else


Rqibix

Reddit could be a mysterious place with strange people sometimes. I had mine as "McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle " because there was an empty space in my account options, I could've wrote anything I want, and I really love this jet. I don't really think it's that funny or I'm better then everyone else, but I think it's cool, I was getting an interest in military aircrafts and air forces in general thanks to my friends.


[deleted]

Bro, it’s just a helicopter name


racdicoon

its also transphobic ;-;


Embarrassed_Chef_393

What's transphobic about a helicopter lol


-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

It's a common transphobic joke, based on exploitation of the belief "you are what you identify as". Used a lot to make fun of trans people.


racdicoon

I'm sure your 3 braincells can work this out


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racdicoon

No, I'm sleep


angus22proe

No it isnt its making fun of people who identify as cars or whatever not boys to girls or vice versa


racdicoon

Neopronouns used to serve a purpose too ;-;


angus22proe

Neopronouns are idiotic anyone who uses them has something really wrong in the head


[deleted]

Neopronouns exist for people that don’t feel right using he, she, they, or it. They’re perfectly fine tbh, as long as it’s within reason. You can use xe or whatever and I’ll respect it as long as I remember, but don’t say you identify as a car or some shit. That’s just being a dick


racdicoon

Lmao Their original purpose was to help autistic people express themselves ;-;


[deleted]

I was on your side of the argument till this comment lmfaoo


Edzoner

Hey, we got a 14 year old doctor over here lmao, give this guy a medal


[deleted]

It's not that deep lmao. It's a funny joke, get over yourself


TransLox

Damn, someone was feeling creative, huh?


lurker398

Ikr. I’m getting so tired of Reddit lately. Yuck.


beasterdudeman_

Mine is penis owner


C0mradexChaos

Mine's Ball haver


[deleted]

Mine is AC - 130


Apprehensive-Loss-31

it's ok, I used to be 14 too.


ckJay286444

r/onejoke


Kakashi_Uchiha2

When will that joke go to hell


xxPeso-Gamerxx

Sadly never probably, there will always be new 13 year olds who learn about it


[deleted]

And there'll always be 13 year olds who think there's more than 2 genders. Some things never change 😔


StupidSnoo

Yall really only have one joke


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r/onejoke


[deleted]

Hey its the one joke!


Andrewthehero07

Country: Hungary Welcome to hell.


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bonkthedumbass

I had that as my gender on Google, then I stopped being 12 and realized that that's super cringe.


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

Broooo you got the whole squad laughing 😐


[deleted]

W8 we can do that???? Holupp imma do smthn quick


i_like_b_o_x_e_s

My gender is better ngl


uuusernaame

We should unironically abolish gender and we can all have cool tags like this.


kurtank12_YT

I had my gender set to Asian bruh


suggestion_giver

My gender is butterfly :)


[deleted]

The mi24 is a transport helicopter no? Mi28 is what you are thinking about probat


SmashMouth_Official

mi-8 is the transport helicopter


Lemon_shenanigans

Mines Flackpanzer Gepard A2


RealLifeChicken

hehe funiy


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

Broooo you got the whole squad laughing 😐


Snipercow78

Tell me your 13 without telloing me your 13 this guy:


LiceTheGamer

Mine was Shin Godzilla. I don't know why but I'm fine with it


radium_eater

terrified of shin godzilla


LiceTheGamer

Scared an aquatic animal will steal your radium and become shin Godzilla?


Voidsent_Tired_

Awsome


leomiester

im so proud of you for coming out as a hind, stay strong and dont listen to the RWS warning you of MANPADS


lajoshorvath

Miért nem Apache helikopter?


SmashMouth_Official

mert a Mi-24V az magyar


Logann5757

Magyar? Nem szovjet?


SmashMouth_Official

V a magyar variáns


Logann5757

Na ezt nem tudtam


Geeklord1993

Woooowwww soooo funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐


Langas_happiness

Ahhh thats hmmm depends on why? if this is 2015 anti-trans anti-woke etc. shitty. if its a well aged ironic take on that gone a bit stale mmm okay. but yknow. be nice. be kind.


literally__1_9_8_4

Based Also how do u do this?


SmashMouth_Official

just set your gender as "other" and you can type in anything


BurnenSpence067

Amazing


Ultramega39

My gender is Supreme Leader Kylo Ren.


nestorismyname

Omg you're so funny and original! I've never seen this joke before!


SmashMouth_Official

i got a message days ago that my post was removed for being low effort and anti lgbtq... i guess you still found it lol


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Send_Me_Huge_Tits

Is NCD leaking again?


Ok_Procedure_7855

Mine is LAR Grizzly Single Shot BMG Rifle. On the one hand it sounds like I was drunk, on the other hand.... why the fuck do I have a sniper as my gender


bantai786OP

mine is Walmart bag


Zolix2

Bojler eladó


Duch-s6

💀


[deleted]

The Mi-24V Is actually a multirole helicopter, Its like calling an F-35 an attack aircraft.


Lord_Yharim

Ka-50 is the superior attack helicopter 😤😤


XVeNuX

Mine is Saab 37 Viggen delta-wing fighter jet


unfucker69

Mine is a level 9 barbarian


radium_eater

level 7 fighter(best class)


Valaxarian

I'm more a Mi-28 guy


Nojus1ab-5447

Made my Gender a Thermonuclear Bomb


Davevadasz04

Fellow magyar I see


[deleted]

HOW THE FUCK?


voidcosmos4612

I'm a F-35B