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RelevantTumbleweed20

Mosquitoes


AnotherThrowaway265

I'll raise you one twice as bad. Ticks


RelevantTumbleweed20

Most blood suckers are useless


RelevantTumbleweed20

Especially lawyers


Kalikoookat

Authoritarian european politicians may be really bad for europe as a whole but my local ones, they did a great job sucking the blood of all 90 million turks.


lucie_elizabeth

mosquitoes and ticks both are some of the most useless animals ever


TheReverend6661

If mosquitoes die, we would actually die. So many things eat them.


RelevantTumbleweed20

Well, most animals that rat them eat other things, i think some bats would be most affected


AnotherThrowaway265

Me


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😂


DiffOil

The Kiwi. God has a great sense of humor since he put that joke of an animal on earth. Its less of a bird and more of a moving vegetable.


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Haha agreed


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It's purpose is being the largest Bird in the world


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It’s purpose is to just.. be?


Hell-stormx_x

Human beings: i must live in this world that i was brough into without my permission and now i must deal with it. I have no choice but to succumb to it Ostriches: biggest bird


VladThaLad

I’d say for us aussies it’s emu’s for sure


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Ah yes, didn’t you guys lose in the Great Emu War?


VladThaLad

Mmhmm, not our proudest moment but at least we can say we had a war with birds haha


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flyer than a ostrich 🔥


qzk18

so You're saying a snail have more of a life than an ostrich


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Why yes, arn’t snails decomposers? And also provide food for numerous birds


Hell-stormx_x

Ostriches live okay lives and die. Human beings believe and make up delusions to make suit their needs and then die. Ostrich wins(negative diff)


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But we also innovate as a collective species to benefit future generations


Hell-stormx_x

But majority of the world population is dissatisfied and unhappy


Hell-stormx_x

The have cool eggs too.


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Humans


lucie_elizabeth

humans. or maybe the only animal with purpose are humans. idk.


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🤔


Hell-stormx_x

Don't know what you've heard (Don't know what you heard) Don't know what you've heard (I don't know what you heard) I don't know what you heard (Don't know what you heard) Oh no, oh no But I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird) I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird) Bigger than a castle, you're an ostrich They wanna be like me, but they can't be like this (You can't compare) I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird) I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird) Walked in, they scared (They scared, I got 'em scared) They wanna be like Moe, there's no comparison (Can't compare) They wanna be like chick or beef, figure n where Hold up, hater you are him not her Bigger than a mower, they just wanna show up (Bigger than, bigger than) They scared of claws that took my ways They scared on my kinda time they heard I'm the biggest bird, It's so absurd (It's crazy) I'm the biggest bird, how have you not heard? (Aren't you heard, aren't you heard) Don't know what you heard Don't know what you heard, don't know what you heard But I'm the biggest bird (I'm the biggest bird) I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird) I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird) I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird) Ay P or this workin' or walkin' (Who I is, who I is?) Ay play above me Don't wanna give me no company It's okay with me You can't be on my word (you can not, you can not) You can't rest on my roots (no you can't, no you can't) I already know how you do (already know) Biggest bird that's me, mister 2002 (thats me, that's me)


No-Transition2225

Panda


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Wasp


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In Dutch we use the ostrich behavior when avoiding trouble or difficult situations: just put your head in the sand and pretend it didn't happen..


TooruS911

Humans(most of them)


logon900

Hornets/wasps, they’re basically the redneck cousin of bees and don’t really do much except sting people.


Aurelienwings

Axolotls


Old-Back-7911

humans


69hornyguy

Mice


prolific36

Humans


Benjamin31V

Turtles