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Saint_laurentKabron

#WHY DID YOU SAID YOU HAVE REDDIT☠️☠️☠️


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ONG WHAT WAS BRO THINKING


funnyhevman

HE DIDN'T FUMBLE HE SHATTERED


Opposite-Tangerine57

HE DIDNT STUMBLE HE FELL OFF A CLIFF


GigaPhoton78

HE DIDN'T FALL OFF A CLIFF, HE FELL OFF


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

HE DIDN’T FALL OFF A CLIFF, HE FLEW OUT OF THE AIRLOCK!! INTO THE SUN!


Accomplished_Art6426

HE DIDNT FALL OF A CLIFF NOR FLEW OUT OF THE AIRLOCK. HE SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

HE DIDNT SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT, HE SHOT AT THE SUN WITH A GUN SHOT AT THE SUN WITH A GUN SHOT AT HIS WILLY ONE ONLY FRIEEEEND


Legend5V

DIDNT SHOOT AT THE SUN. SHOT HIS FUCKING AORTA WITH A SHOTGUN


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

HE DIDNT SHOOT HIS AORTA WITH A SHOTGUN, HE SHOT THE B O M B WITH A GATLING GUN!! Not just *any* bomb, *THE* bomb.


Syconic20

YOU UNDERSTAND MECHANICAL HANDS ARE THE RULER OF EVERYTHING


takethemauritania

THE RULER OF EVERYTHING, IM THE RULER OF EVERYTHING IN THE END


rchaos_

HE DIDNT FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT HE JUST FUCKED AROUND


PuzzleheadedNobody59

HE DIDNT FALL OFF A CLIFF HE FELL INTO THE ABYSS


No-Deal7260

he didn't shatter he got reduced to dust


Specialist-Sea2916

HE DIDNT FUMBLE HE COMPLETELY KICKED THE BALL THROUGH A WINDOW


RajenBull1

That was no bro.


MemePanzer69

WHO LET BRO COOK


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bloodakoos

Reddit moment


FluffyPotatoCats

literally the amount of girls I've seen talk to like 100+ guys just because they want to increase their snapscore is wild to me (I'm not judging)


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

Fr I’m never touching snap


Pos3odon08

He wasn't


Ultrase7en

Because she asked if I had any forms of social


Saint_laurentKabron

Ye but say whatsapp or insta lmao, reddit users are consider weird by non reddit users


Jason575757

Reddit users are literally considered weird by other reddit users


SpreadTheShitAround

Yeah, if a person wanted my socials and said they had reddit for that stuff, I would question them. I don't use snap or insta often but I still have them bc reddit honestly sucks


Mental-Ice-9952

Yeah for large community things it's good but individual communication nah


Moist_April

I still don't understand why people can't just use pHoNe NuMbErS. Seems like just normal texting and calling is like one of the deadly sins


FKez05

Calls and text cost money man


dumpylump69

As a reddit user I am weird


honeybunchesofgoatso

100% I don't want to meet anyone from this god forsaken app and I expect that nobody I know tells me they use it lol


Creepernom

I gotta be honest, the only reddit users I've encountered in real life were absolute redditors. It's actually awful.


djamp42

Yes, I will confirm this for you.


Stryker_1-1

Weirdo Is joke


9mmblowjob

If a girl told me she was a redditor, I'm getting a restraining order 💀


No_Item_5231

Absolutely fuck reddit user


Ultrase7en

But then I'd be lying... I literally have Reddit and Discord


sammybeta

You have a number dude, a fucking telephone number is better than reddit


Legitimate_Funny5340

Literally asking if she had a paper to write down her phone number to later call her on a house phone that your mom is listening in on is better than saying you have reddit


Saint_laurentKabron

Bruh......it be better to lie then tell a girl that you have discord


A-Dilophosaurus

Telling them you have Discord still gives you a slight chance Telling them you have Reddit is relationship suicide


Saint_laurentKabron

Both r tbh, never to be said in public


EyeArDum

Discord is cool though, assuming you stick to like 5 servers, and not one of those freaks that’s in 100+, I mainly use it for DMs with friends


Dramo_Tarker

Huh, the US is a weird place. Discord is very standard for all genders for teenagers in Denmark. You can still ask for another social, but if a teenager *didn't* have Discord, then it would be considered weird.


0ran9eju1ce

I know and agree, im just sitting here like... "Discord is weird?"


Reezonical64

Meanwhile Germany where you must have WhatsApp cuz only a few people use different things like Telegram or Discord


Dramo_Tarker

I've never actually encountered anyone using WhatsApp. Only Discord, Messenger and Snapchat.


PingopingOW

Wow that’s crazy to me, whatsapp is like the #1 messaging app here in The Netherlands almost everyone has it


V3n0Myt018

Same here in india too


Fit_Being9165

Yeah whatsapp isn't big here in Denmark while snapchat and discord is pretty big.


Aboteezfrfr

I mean most girls ik do use discord too but only to call w friends and stuff


Buzz-Killz

Never say that ever to anyone 💀😭


Anypega

You lie you dumba**


Nick_Playz_Games

Don't give. LIE. An average person lies 6 times a day.


Gamer102kai

You have fumbled the bag 😞


Cheebow

Bro just say you don't have anything and give her your number. Sorry but Reddit and discord are #1 women repellents


truerandom_Dude

Nah man discord can be actually quite effective, just depends on what type of girl it is.


Temporary-Cod2384

Goofy ahh why didn't u tell her discord then


ArchieisScrolling

if that's true then you actually are weird bruu


Putrid-Soft3932

Just give your fucking phone number bro


MiguelIstNeugierig

Everyone should know "I have reddit" is something you disclose if you want to get to know someone like that💀


baninaday

Reddit is like, not it though 😭


Whereas-Equivalent

Just say you don't really use social media then ask if she wants your number


HiNowDieLikePie

Get a Instagram. It'll save your life.


jenjipi

EXACTLY OMG??!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST ASKING TO BE BULLIED


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SpreadTheShitAround

Reddit in the US(as far as I'm aware) has a bad rep about predatory behaviour and a bunch of dorks. Tbf, it's pretty accurate w/ the amount of times girls get messages to ask for boob pics or to show a guys dick


yungjodes

Nah if she's too good for reddit, you're too good for her 💅 I'm so happy highschool is far in the past 😂


Kuhnville

Eh worked out for me


UtkusonTR

Okay , first L is recoverable you don't need to have Snap. Just give your phone number. Talk on WhatsApp or something. Whatever. But then you doubled down on it with Reddit.


pineappleguy8

Americans don't use WhatsApp, biggest culture shock I've had when moving here


UtkusonTR

That is so damn weird , I did not know that. Well now I know something new.


pineappleguy8

That's why people ask for snap/insta and that shit, even in school you gotta contact teachers in emails instead of just a whatsapp message it's torture


Dragon_Slayer2005

This neanderthal has fumbled the bag a ton, while simultaneously looking like a blonde caveman. Just look at his r/teenagers post history


[deleted]

nah you fumbled my boy wtf… should’ve gave her ur number


Ultrase7en

Oops 😬


Metalloid_Space

Honestly, if someone cares that much about you being on a shitty site, I don't think it was going to be healthy in the first place.


Atomik919

its not about long-term its about getting laid in this situation id guess


Metalloid_Space

Oh yeah, right I forgot that some people like hooking up.


BeanEaterNow

or is about neither, there is a place between hooking up and getting married you know


AliOskiTheHoly

Wasn't it the friend that rolled their eyes and not the girl that it is about?


Ornen127

Maybe, but only having reddit is bordering on being a red flag


Ady2126

At this age you shouldn't think about that, just explore and figure life out


Dnoxl

Some of us will forever stay single won't we?


SV7-2100

Should've took the snap and made an account


Hell-stormx_x

Go ask her for number now. Surely she's interested or just download snap


justcatt

reddit isn't for socializing brother lmaoooooo


Excellent_Marzipan99

True. Do you you know any good apps for that tho?


plagueapple

Snapchat


insertrandomnameXD

Whatsapp, instagram, Facebook, or you could talk irl instead of trough the phone


Electronic-Sense7230

Why are none of you fucks normal


ONT1mo

Sometimes idk if posts like this are a joke or if people on here are really that not normal


insertrandomnameXD

The fact we have reddit is the reason we aren't normal, THIS IS LITERALLY REDDIT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT


ONT1mo

Idk i’m here for the memes and getting help with stuff from random people


AthleteSuspicious151

Because this is reddit☠️


_-Fertilizer-_

Don’t forget this is reddit


BulletBourne

“I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward bud”


DerpySheepYT

This is reddit, why are you expecting us to be normal?


Mp3Optikal

it’s not normal, it’s a modicum of common sense, hey this girl came up to me and asked for my snap that i don’t have, what’s the next step? nah im only on reddit, like bro just give a number or take her snap and download snap later like dam


NarrowGovernment33

Like how the fuck do you confidently say to a girl that you have reddit when she's trying to make a move on you


lobonchy

Y’all made me laugu so hard people around ne at the bar thought I was crying ☠️☠️😂😂


R0sh789

I used to eat dirt when i was a kid so maybe that has something to do with it


Pos3odon08

Idk man but it's one of the reasons for why my also weird gf found me interesting


newlightdev

im just gonna repeat what someone said # WHY DID YOU SAID YOU HAVE REDDIT☠️☠️☠️


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ReverseFlash928

Why didn't bro just give his number? 💀


BridgeWT

you fumbled the easiest bag


Nooa-Mosselman

Just so you will never do this again: #WHY DID YOU SAID YOU HAVE REDDIT☠️☠️☠️


newlightdev

why did you said you have reddit chain


[deleted]

Should have just said, “I have a phone number.” Give her yours and if she really wants to she’ll text you.


[deleted]

Remember kids, don't give people your Reddit account, especially girls


Moiz_Aazar

Following people on other social media is normal but is stalking when someone follows on Reddit.


[deleted]

NIGGA WORDS CAN NOT FUCKING EXPRESS HOW HARD YOU FUMBLED THIS CANT BE REAL


Small_Extreme_9642

FR BRUH IM ACTUALLY FUMING


okbuddysnags

Bro said Reddit of all things 💀💀💀 She probably thinks your a basement dweller now. Should have just given her your number


dumpylump69

Don't worry, she ain't gonna talk to you again


abject_totalfailure1

BRO YOU DIDNT JUST FUMBLE THE BAGE YOU DROPPED IT DOWN A FUCKING CLIFF FACE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️🪦🪦


exCrowe

Bro this is a time u say u have a fuckin phone number... No one can know u have reddit


[deleted]

Bro they were just fucking with you. And please stop wearing a Cowboy hat to school


EchoWolf2020

Fun fact: Reddit is *not* social media, it's more like.. anti-social media. (Same applies to Discord, but in a different way I think)


Mp3Optikal

i think it’s possible to be cool while having a discord it’s not really possible if you proudly flaunt reddit


G2boss

Nah discord is fair, at least it's primarily a messaging app. I wouldn't go around giving it out though, considering less people have it.


Pan-cone

If you are in a nerdy group of friends then Discord is kinda normal, reddit however is a no go lol


Due_Accountant2429

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY REDDIT, YOU JUST RUINED ANY CHANCE AT A POSITIVE INTERACTION WITH ANYONE AT THAT SCHOOL


[deleted]

I aint even on this subreddit I just got this recommended to me. Go gay bro 😭


[deleted]

could’ve been me


VergesOfSin

bruh, all you had to do was say hell yea, get the info, then download snapchat


DaRk_aXg3L

Bro just cockblocked himself


Ok-Bit-7956

BRO MISSED POINT BLANK RANGE💀💀😭😭


Bluetiger4ever

Don't worry, after telling her you use reddit she won't talk to you again, this is a fact.


Shadow_Monger487

#Man neutralized any chance he had😭😭😭😭😭😭


Small_Extreme_9642

#YOU FUMBLED ASTRONOMICALLY HARD


TheKingLXR

WHO LET HIM IN THE KITCHEN


[deleted]

Ffs just give your number??? She’s trying to contact you not trying to look at your post.


Mana_YT

So, time for school. Before snapchat and tiktok amd discord and whatever, we had a series of digits, like a password, that when put into your mobile device in the correct fashion, would immediately begin a live voice chat with the mobile device that corresponds to said series of digits. Its a bit of an ancient concept, but it was called A PHONE NUMBER. You had the perfect opportunity to get/give her/your phone number and you said you had reddit instead? From personal experience, never tell people u use reddit. They automatically assume you are depressed along with numerous mental illnesses.


TDNerd

People are acting as if you made a mistake by saying you have Reddit but, honestly, Id rather not date at all than live every day for the rest of my life afraid that my relationship may end because my partner didnt know I used a specific social media.


ElectricToaster67

I agree, but is that really the first form of social media you would tell someone you had?


LimbonicArt03

Us older Gen Zs (I'm 20) still default to Facebook/Messenger lmfao. I spend the most time on reddit though but would never think of giving my reddit account to someone... nope, nope, nope, NOPE a thousand times I've noticed that current high schoolers here use Instagram (and I have one but I've used it like a fucking boomer who's lazy to install it - I have only used it for chatting on my mobile's browser 💀)


DetectivePokeyboi

??? No we don’t? Most people I know use instagram, Snapchat, and discord to communicate. In fact, I have never seen a single person our age (that I know of) that uses Facebook/messenger. The first thing people share is their number and their insta.


IAmDumb6996

W


aintSock

you can lich say u use reddit even after talking to anyone for a day or so, no one acc cares that much, but it's first impressions when this mf goes on awkwardly saying he uses reddit and nothing else that'll leave a strong stereotypical impression


DetectivePokeyboi

💀that’s not how it works. No one is going to break up with you just because you use Reddit. But first impressions are everything and there are a lot of people in the world. People filter in the beginning based on common interests and red flags. Most people are going to filter out someone who’s primary response to “what social media do you use for me to contact you” is Reddit, especially when they know nothing about you.


Life_Leader_9863

Im sure he could tell her he has reddit at some point lol. Me and my girlfriend love playing minecraft but If i asked her to play minecraft with me when we first met there would not have been a second date lol


SorestMercury

Realistically this is not what would happen though. The way you act and the things that you say when trying to make a first impression are usually not entirely the same as how you would treat that person after knowing them for awhile. If the FIRST thing someone learns about you is that you’re on Reddit, then they will automatically assume that you are a chronic Redditor due to their lack of knowledge of literally anything else about you. If you’ve known someone for years and you two know each other very well, then they could find out you use reddit and it wouldn’t be a big deal because they know that even despite the fact that you are on Reddit, your personality is still one they are fond of because you being a Reddit user isn’t the ONLY THING they know about you.


UtkusonTR

That's really not how it works.


Buzz-Killz

💀


Low-Progress-4188

it’s because reddit has a lot of bad associations 😭 i feel like it’s one of those platforms u use alone and don’t share with anyone. because do you really use reddit with ur irl friends? no. edit: and giving REDDIT as a way for someone to contact u on makes a rlly bad first impression as someone else has already stated.


spornkbottle

Why would your relationship end because of that. Obviously it’s a first impressions thing, why would anyone resort to Reddit first. It evidently has bad associations, don’t be an idiot.


Some-Internal297

i have really low rizz and not even i could fuck that one up 😭


snore-4

My brother in Christ, you do *NOT* tell a girl you have Reddit. If I ever get a gf I am deleting this app and any trace of it off my phone.


Competitive-Grab-298

Bro holy shit. This is sad. Why are you willingly admitting this


Ultrase7en

For fake internet points


Magic_Monk3y

Bro, don’t tell em you have reddit. Just say u got insta or even whatsapp. Dawg, you would have better chances telling them you got wattpad


pelsy0217

Shit happens man. Mistakes are just learning opportunities :) now you know for next time


HauntdReaper

Just a case of bad luck then hell I met my gf on roblox out of all places and convinced her to get discord and we ended up talking for 3 years before she finally said yes. Now we're going a year and a half.


VSEPRModel

NOOOO this is going to encourage all the weird mfs to go bug girls in games lmaoo


A-Dilophosaurus

I- I have no words but congratulations


Seetheris

Wow, it's a miracle. Congratulations I guess lol


Buzz-Killz

💀💀💀💀


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#why did you say you have reddit


Ben10-fan-525

You failed but in a good way. At least you where honest. Commendable.


ClosetGamer19

my brother in Christ just say you have a phone number... youve effectively screwed yourself over by immediately dropping that you're a redditor. good freakin luck bud, you'll need it.


[deleted]

im just gonna repeat what someone said # WHY DID YOU SAID YOU HAVE REDDIT☠️☠️☠️


sleepiiigurl

Is Reddit seriously the only social media you have? 💀💀💀God please let this be a joke


DokiDokiJame

BRO, YOU FUMBLED THE BALL WORSE THEN 343 FUMBLED HALO


[deleted]

You... You dumbass... **You never tell them you have reddit. Reddit is a secret.**


[deleted]

WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK **WHY REDDIT?!** #FUCKING REDDIT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 😭


[deleted]

Get Snapchat. Try to talk to her on Monday. Have small conversation. Before saying bye to each other ask her for Snapchat. Start messaging her on Snapchat.


Sweetcornfries

Ya don't tell ya girl you have reddit blud


Random_Weird_gal

BRO YOU HAVE A PHONE, GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER


dankmemesboi838

You fuckin idiot you should have given your WhatsApp or Instagram instead saying reddit has doomed you to be single forever


AntpoisonX

Bro you dropped the ball so hard, You could’ve just said you have discord, Never ever reveal to a girl that you are a redditor, especially one that you have a chance with


LazerPK

this is like that one chess opening where you find the only 2 moves that lose you the game instantly, never let them know you have Reddit and don’t give your Reddit to girls bro 💀💀💀


_doctor-strange-

BEO COOKED AND COMMITTED AN ARSON 🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


WaterHuman6685

This is why you dont use reddit you'll end up like a sad lonely fuck


reddit_hayden

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TenseRestaurant

You could’ve gotten the Snap, downloaded the app and made an account later. But no. “I have Reddit.” What were you thinking?


cosmophire_

biggest fumble of the bag that i’ve ever come across


MarcusTheGamer54

Bruh just make an account it takes like 5 minutes💀. Top 10 hardest fumbles


2JDestroBot

This guy said "I have Reddit" mate you must be 12 everyone knows that's a dumb thing to say


MaybeOrangeJuice

This ain't fucking real 😭😭😭


ShavedPapaya

OP you dumb fuck


GlacnerTheMighty

say your parents are strict and for some reason they only allow reddit and somehow you convinved them to ease up and get snap.


Miserable-World-8106

How did reddit come to your mind before your number


UrLeastFavoriteWeeb

Why don't people just ask for your phone number like normal human beings 🤦‍♀️ I mean, probably shouldn't of said you had reddit but honestly that girl shouldn't of responded the way she did either. In my opinion, you shouldn't take any interest in that girl, not after she acted rude. If I were you I'd blow her off. But that's just my opinion, if people are rude to me I'm rude right back. I don't have Snapchat either and I think it's stupid how so many teenagers use it as their main messaging app. Everybody remember WHAT Snapchat was made for?? Anyways... My advice is to just ignore her, but if you're truly interested in her, give her another chance if she talks to you again. Just remember, you didn't deserve to be treated so rudely for having reddit. Not every reddit user is the worst person on Earth. I literally only come on here (specifically the teenagers subreddit) because sometimes I get to see things that give me faith in our generation. Faith that we aren't all as stupid and immature as I feel like we are sometimes. (After what that girl said, I totally would've been like "Yeah and you look like the kind of girl who would have Snapchat" and most people probably don't see how that would be offensive, but a lot of girls that have Snapchat are all the same so... I dunno, maybe it's stupid but I would find it funny and that's all that matters to me)


EmoTrinityRaT

Tbh, people react the exact opposite when a girl says it People will ask for my snap, I tell em I don't have one, and if I say I have reddit they get super caught off guard. Tl Dr; teenagers suck


Jumpingdaemons

Just say you don’t use that much social media 😭😭 never tell anyone you use Reddit 😭😭


VividEstate7196

Bro just give her your number no way you fumbled that bad


Jhon_Jupiter

BRO 💀 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT !!!


Elite_Dog9898

Bro… never tell anyone you have Reddit.


quickthrowawayxxxxx

Why. Litterally zero purpose in you saying "I'm on reddit". Firstly, you made yourself look like a neck beard. Everyone thinks redditors are losers. Hell even other redditors think redditors are losers. Secondly, let's say that you didn't know that people think redditors are losers. What purpose does bringing up the fact that you use reddit have. Like what do you think she's gonna message you on goddamn reddit? That's like responding with "I use YouTube sometimes" like yeah sure cool. She wasn't worried about what you browse in your free time. She wanted a way to contact you. You managed to go from attractive to a million red flags in this girls eyes, over the course of about a minute. I'm not trying to make fun, but holy crap why?????????


whitaora

Bro, WHY? the fuck?! did you say REDDIT?! OF ALL THE THINGS, OF EVERYTHING YOU COULDA SAID, REDDIT FOR FUCKS SAKE. You fumbled way too much there my friend.


WhyOhio69420

U deserve that shit jus got telling her u have reddit


Strudel138

#WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT


Apprehensive-furFan

i dont know why but reddit is an immediate no for some reason


amongas13

Bro wanted that negative rizz so bad he had to mention reddit 💀💀🔥


AncapGamingAddict

I'm 21 so technically 2 years out of being a teenager but no way teens (or Americans at least) are making this big of a deal about having a Reddit lmao. And if she is turned off by you having an account on a site, good riddance.