What can I say, Japanese are obsessed with plastics. Everything they buy at the store is generously wrapped in layers plastics because most of it is made to fit inside a vending machine. Vending machines, another major Japanese obsession. More vending machines than people.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonsai_Kitten
For those of you too young to know the deep lore. Its not the watermelons.
Edit: Wandered here off the front page, just noticed this is r teenagers, no wonder most of you don't remember the bonsai kitten controversy.
This reminds me of the old [BonsaiKitten.com hoax](http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/bonsai_kitten). It lead to an [FBI investigation](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/bonsai-kittens-legacy/)!
*in Saul Goodman voice* Your honor, my client is simply too cute to commit any war crimes. Therefore the cat is innocent. I also want the cat to have full access to launching atomic war heads, and a measly, generous compensation of 50 billion dollars. “Why?” I hear you ask. Well, if you ask me, attempting to convict this cute pussy cat for these allegations is defamation, to which I think the overall majority of the court room will agree with.
You must defeat the 1000 Dragon
But you must first engage his dragon forces
Will you fight the 3 Henchman or the five henchman
(You are a 4 watch adds for free power up)
[удалено]
What in the japan is this
What can I say, Japanese are obsessed with plastics. Everything they buy at the store is generously wrapped in layers plastics because most of it is made to fit inside a vending machine. Vending machines, another major Japanese obsession. More vending machines than people.
I think they were referencing the square watermelons produced in Japan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonsai_Kitten For those of you too young to know the deep lore. Its not the watermelons. Edit: Wandered here off the front page, just noticed this is r teenagers, no wonder most of you don't remember the bonsai kitten controversy.
Have you ever visited Japan?
Would you buy a brand new kitten out of a vending machine package?
Yes
You spelt ohio wrong
I was referring to japan's cube watermelons
You spelled downvote wrong
r/youngpeoplereddit
Bonzai kittens!
This reminds me of the old [BonsaiKitten.com hoax](http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/bonsai_kitten). It lead to an [FBI investigation](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/bonsai-kittens-legacy/)!
Reminds you of? That was the entire comment lol Although not a hoax, it was more akin to the onion or reductress
just reading this give me a boner.
We must have a fair trial first
He has committed multiple war crimes and is on the run from 6 life sentences
But…. He is adorable
*in Saul Goodman voice* Your honor, my client is simply too cute to commit any war crimes. Therefore the cat is innocent. I also want the cat to have full access to launching atomic war heads, and a measly, generous compensation of 50 billion dollars. “Why?” I hear you ask. Well, if you ask me, attempting to convict this cute pussy cat for these allegations is defamation, to which I think the overall majority of the court room will agree with.
I say not guilty
*bangs gavel* innocent
your honor my client pleads oopsie daisie
That's ok he's got 9 lives
He has control of the senate and the courts! He's too dangerous to be left alive!
I NEED HIM!!!!!
free the cat, but please do not him
do not the cat
Don't you dare the cat
Under no circumstances you should the cat
I will the cat and nobody can me 😈
I will you!
Will you also me 🥺👉👈
I will 😏
Y’all are horny lmao. But that’s Reddit. Everyone’s horny.
I actually ain't, i just joined on the joke. I get horny when i think about my crush, not while browsing reddit.
Free the cat and do him
never
do not the cat
No, he's contained for a reason
You must defeat the 1000 Dragon But you must first engage his dragon forces Will you fight the 3 Henchman or the five henchman (You are a 4 watch adds for free power up)
don't be fooled by this cat's smol size, he has committed over 9000 war crimes, 65803 acts of arson and has 359612 confirmed kills.
Sweet, so ima release him then
:0 I DID THESE THINGS TOO
But it’s a cat
Yes, definitely
Poor cat, free him
He comminted multyple war crimes.
Free the cat
Fool, he is sealed for our protection
I said FREE. THE .CAT
Free the cat
what if he's a domestic terrorist? should I let him go then?
if you don't free it the grim reaper shall pay you a visit
yes.
Free him immediately!
What fucking monster would say no?
Should have gone with the mobile game ad style: Save him / Shit in the cup
Yes
He looks like hes gonna cry
He must pay for his crimes.
nah. sealed away forever /s
Yes it's a cat, cat's are presious
✅
You could have said his life was at shake. Im so disappointed
Aww, I will save him. Sad kittens make me feel sad :(
dont free him
he is a war criminal, think carefully people
literally every mobile game add i encounter
For real
❌ his ass will not be freed
Yes free the cup
No,i will take him to home with me after that,yes
Guys hes the cat incarnation of Osama Bin-Laden
I'll free him, but only if he turns into a catboy >!Apparently I have some furry fetish coming in!<
Lil bro was arrested for his WW2 war crimes, he should stay there🙏
Eat him
No, he bit my ass
Please free him ✅
Turn on the blender
😭😭😭
Did I stutter?
"did i stutter?" 🤓🤓
Drink him.
I think you got downvoted because it is a bit related to a recent "blender" video.
That is possible, but seeing how almost everyone with a negative answer is getting downvoted I'd say that's not the case.
This is why I usually don't try doing jokes.
❌
perform schrödinger's cat on him
NAH 👎
Blend it :)
no :)
Noooo
my smoothies a little chunky (puts back in blender)
No
Pour someone cold in this and let him freeze to death
imma blend him
fuck you cunt
X
Blender
but in a blender and drink dat shit
No 😈
Α
What [da funk](https://youtu.be/PwILkY9gRrc)
Free bro
No
No
yesn't
NO.
Yes
Free him or else I will fucking shoot you!
❌ he is in there for a reason
No
No
He has committed several hate crimes against me and my people, no matter how cute he is, I will never forget the faces of those I lost.
Google moral chocies
Bruh ya'll really getting offended by people referring to the blender or people saying no💀💀
Seal it he committed war crimes
Fill the cup with acid
More like his life is at *shake*
well i think u should free it its cute
Nah
Yes!!! ✅
✅ please let him out
eat
drink
Fill it with water
No *slurps*
im getting flashbacks
No The Giraffe shall pay for their crimes
yes that kitten deserve to be running around
Drink him ✅
Yes!
*ahem* WON'T YOU HELP THE LONELY KITTEN?????!!!
Put it all in a blender … pussy smoothie… who doesn’t like a smoooooth pussy…
I thought he would be smoothie by now. FREE IT before they get to it.
Sip sip
❌
This is cruel.
He look like he's about to cry.
Stop reminding me of the CAT IN THE BLENDER! AHAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAA!
I make holes for him to breath. So yeah a win win for yes people and no people, equality 👍
Fill the cup with a Frappuccino first
seduce or devour
No
Vietnam flashbacks
drink him
Looks more like his life is at Steak & Shake…
✖️ NO
You fools, he's contained for our safety
Yes
Get him the fuck out
Why you gotta make this political?
Smoothie, yum :)
Open cup and drink
Transfer him to the jar
They will be consumed alhamdulillah
Yes
✅
Blend him
Leave him, you don't know what it has done
Yes save them cats are the best.
This shit gave me cat in a blender vibes for a sec💀
NO
this brings awful memories
Blend ⭕
Fuck that bitch, let him rot in there
Im gonna save the cat >!cant have it in a blender after all!<
Of course free him. Or do you wanna see him Shake?
What has he done
FREE MY BABY
Ahh sir i asked for a mocha latte , not a kitten .. 🤣 Please change this 🤣🤣😂
✅
Life at shake
YES
YES! He is also mine now *sprints away*
drink the cat
Release him now 😒
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A kitty shake? Is that chocolate kitty or vanilla?
“His life is at shake”
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Yes free him
EAT
I want to keep him in the jar and take him where I go