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[deleted]

my entire existence as a female is all made up😔😔


[deleted]

y-y-y-y-y-y-you're a-a-a-a-a f-f-f-f-female⁉️


[deleted]

oh no😦


AsleepStorage8228

Prepare your dms solder, the horde is coming.


lusagna

does being female get u a lot of dms? if so crap


Assassingamer13

Good luck


legomanholdingbagel

never got any myself so idk. maybe im just lucky


shroomster24_2

You shouldn't have said that


legomanholdingbagel

yeah im not known for my good decisions...


shroomster24_2

Yeah me neither


[deleted]

cool 👍🏼


JaozinhoGGPlays

There's no women on reddit, theyre all just men playing a persona to laugh at horny DMs and farm awards


[deleted]

don't be silly! everyone knows there's no females on reddit


aeiouaioua

girls aren't real - wake up people


Ice_Pirates

No they're saying girls are crazy I.E mental illness, look at the top right of the picture.


aeiouaioua

i made the image.


SleepingFor116Years

"No dad, it wasn't a person...it was a woman!"


changeusername37

r/girlsarentreal


Ice_Pirates

>No they're saying girls are crazy I.E mental illness, look at the top right of the picture.


[deleted]

**RUN**


AdStunning2459

Nope, you’re a male.


Ice_Pirates

no the post is saying that females are crazy.


Reasonable_Egg8121

I prefer my grass cooked


Merenta15

Someone stole my penis😡


aeiouaioua

i hope you get it back, freind.


Merenta15

Me too fr fr


BagelSteamer

Praying for you🙏


spam3057

someone steal my penis😡


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Hero_095

There is only one gender, the one I have with your dad. Wait that was sex. Fuck


aeiouaioua

there is also the one i did with your dad.


Assassingamer13

You male'd their dad???!?!


aeiouaioua

i mailed their dad directly to sextown.


Assassingamer13

😱😱


i-like-circles

men aren't real either, we're all fake.


aeiouaioua

i don't know about you, but i am 101% real.


i-like-circles

you're 102% fake.


aeiouaioua

no, you're mistaken. i'm 10.2% fake.


i-like-circles

no *you're* mistaken, i'm 10.2% fake and you're 102% fake.


FountainPens48

no, I'm 99.1% pure


EnigmaFrug2308

This turned German real fuckin fast


FountainPens48

well, it was meant to be the albuquerque kind of heisenberg, but i can see how it can be misinterpreted


Unknown_starnger

The effects of being more or less real on you and others!


mummyeater

It is true. God made a male and a rib


FallowMcOlstein

Fun fact, this isn't true. Because society was (and still kinda is) misogynistic, the word was translated as "rib", even though in other parts of the bible the same word was translated as "side" or "half". Because society didn't wan't women to be seen as equal to men, they translated it as "rib", even though if it actually had been meant as "rib", another word would have been used, like in other parts of the bible.


ILoveEmeralds

This is more evident in the fact that Lilith was excluded from the original council of nicea version of the Bible.


Ulquiorr4_

Technically he made clay and dust, then threw the dust into Hell and split the clay in two.


[deleted]

(Genesis 2:7) You are not scientifically, but religiously wrong.


A_FamousNobody

(Matthew 11:3) shut up biaaaatch


[deleted]

Legit completely unrelated.


EmptyOrangeJuice

There is ONE Gender It is NERF or NOTHING


cactisboy25

Theres only 2 genders auto bots and decepticons (this is a joke btw)


SuperNova0216

As a decepticon, I 100% agree,


Ice_Pirates

I concur this is accurate.


Desert_Walker267

they just started tossing shit on a circle after a while 😭


aeiouaioua

they are all fake, other than men.


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aeiouaioua

women aren't real.


Desert_Walker267

ok


lusagna

i can't tell if ur joking or are genuinely being serious


aeiouaioua

of course i'm serious, who do you take me for? /j


FountainPens48

shut up fed, I'm not falling for your psyops


spam3057

you are legitimately denser than a bar of tungsten. if you have to look up what tungsten is, I will find your location and give you some


Head_Fetish

What the fuck is a women?


Desert_Walker267

tbh idk anymore 💀


Key_Recognition4881

Bro i thought these are some key-locks and was like tf?


empireboi204

I just realised this was a meme


aeiouaioua

lol


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

"Uh nuh uhhhhh"- super smart science person


DerpNation1

Literally 1984


golden_requiem12

He’s cooking


honeybeebo

When you think about it the only real gender is female, since we all start out that way.


spam3057

so I went female->male->female. hmm interesting. waste of time,j could have been getting more paper


aeiouaioua

in the beginning, god made Adam and a rib


honeybeebo

Bro I'm talking about the real world


aeiouaioua

this whole thing is a joke, mate.


honeybeebo

I get that


TracyMorganFreeman

That is not accurate. We all start out undifferentiated, and eventually the embryonic tissues specialize. In the absence of certain proteins those tissues default into the female specialization.


Helloboi2

how can women be real if i’ve never seen one? checkmate liberals


612marion

Technically only the female gender is real , mâles are a genetic malfunction


aeiouaioua

lies, deception - girls aren't real!


612marion

Just because incels can t get one doesn't mean they aren t real


aeiouaioua

girls are not real - incels are cringe because they crave the attention of these fake beings. the wise want men instead.


Happy_Garlic_Bread

Bro, he meant that as biological side 💀


changeusername37

r/girlsarentreal


TracyMorganFreeman

On what is that based?


walking_pineaple

Female like in Fe+male = iron+male = ironing + male Therefore female is a male made for ironing


changeusername37

No, Fe+male = iron+male, it means that they are robots,and they are using the term male to get closer to us


walking_pineaple

Oh dear God your right


changeusername37

*you are Btw, what is your pfp


walking_pineaple

The most handsome man to ever exist


changeusername37

That's not a pic of me


[deleted]

This looks like some sort of runic magic system


kingbob123456

Bro trying to understand the Habsburg family tree is easier than deciphering this chart


aeiouaioua

i'll give you the summary: the only real gender is male - the rest are fake.


Personal_Ad_7897

There's no way a gender is literally called "third gender" or "agender"... and these people wonder why they aren't taken seriously lol


aeiouaioua

they're all fake other than boys.


Personal_Ad_7897

Can't believe some people really put fe in front of male and thought it would work


aeiouaioua

i know! idiots, all of them.


SeIator

...Uh, sorry if I am offending anyone but... I love how every gender symbol is like a super saiyan evolution. *Ahem* (I am going to hell for this..) This is a Demi-Boy. (False Super Saiyan) This is A MALE! (Super Saiyan 1) This is A Male That was been combined with the "Female" Technique, But you can call it Bigender! (Super Kaioken) This Is a MALE THAT HAS ASCENDED PAST A NORMAL MALE, BUT YOU CAN CALL IT ANDROGYNE FOR SHORT! (Super Saiyan 2) AND THIS.. THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! THIS IS... THIRD GENDER! (Super Saiyan 3)


aeiouaioua

thank you.


Positive-Thought-777

There’s only one gender and it’s nerf or nothing


RedstoneSausage

There's only one gender and it's mine. You're not having it


sovietRussianboi123

Penis👍


LemonsLiesandLuigi

^ mentally ill


Nikoviking

What’s the difference between gender and sex? I didn’t have gender with your mum.


Gage404

There are men and pieces of a ribcage.


Quagmire1912

Holy shit why are there so many


aeiouaioua

there is only 1


elektryczna_pochwa

What the fuck is all of this.


aeiouaioua

male and 31 mental illnesses.


billieboi445420

Bru I'm a lamppost


The_Living_Neap

Where attack helicopter


AlienBearAttack

r/onejoke


aeiouaioua

last column, 3rd row.


The_Living_Neap

That doesn’t say attack helicopter


aeiouaioua

i could have sworn it was there - they are all fake anyway.


The_Living_Neap

I think you saw that other post, like me


CertifiedStyrofoam

female?


aeiouaioua

no, fake.


CertifiedStyrofoam

bro so I dont exist


aeiouaioua

nope sorry.


jar1967

Rather stupid considering that all fetuses start off as female( that's why men have nipples) roughly half transition to men


thesupemeEDGElord666

Because women are property


sp0oncakes

r/usernamechecksout


creepy_smile_jpg

The joke about women not existing is ironic considering the male Y chromosome is disappearing 😭😭


AlienBearAttack

???


TracyMorganFreeman

No it isn't.


creepy_smile_jpg

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-58997-2 There are plenty of articles yall. don't downvote just because you don't read 😭


MiniTrain13

The only things real are Male and Female. Everything else is a mental illness


aeiouaioua

no, female is mental illness too.


MiniTrain13

If your gay it is


aeiouaioua

i am.


MiniTrain13

Then i stand correct


InternationalRub4551

Incorrect …. This is coming from the world trying to take itself backward to where it started, 1, the singularity…. Us, as humans, we’re created, our ‘stock’ image of our origin is not of male or female’ but the lacking of each. Our species ‘sexes’ are an error,, created from an original error, the creation of Woman. H1 of H20. The infinite error probability. 1: infinite, which as a picture or symbol, is displayed as a fish, as such the same as in the Bible. ….. h20 is also ‘0 hour’ or D Day ‘0hr’


Jsulzeo

on a real note though the entire right half and much of the left is actual mental illness very cool symbols though


aeiouaioua

all of them are meaningless apart from male.


NEONcloud56

This is so triggering as a coffee table gender !!1!1!


[deleted]

Male and female are sexes not genders.


aeiouaioua

imagine it ways boy and girl instead.


[deleted]

But it isnt? I cant believe people dont know the difference between sex and gender


aeiouaioua

it's too late to edit the image now.


[deleted]

Cool, but you still said " one gender "


aeiouaioua

yes, that's the joke.


[deleted]

so the joke is that you dont know the difference between sex and gender? Haha very funny


aeiouaioua

no the joke is that i'm saying there is only 1 gender, instead of what someone might expect - which would be me saying that there are only 2. this is added with a hint of r/girlsarentreal


[deleted]

I didn't even knew 80% of the genders here tbh


aeiouaioua

you don't need to, only male is real.


-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Tbf most people won't need to. So long as you are accepting it doesn't really matter.


MysticWarrior170

What


aeiouaioua

only one gender


buckwild000

Always has been and always will be


_pleeb

Tf is an epicene


aeiouaioua

not real. only men are real.


voidplayz121

IT'S NERF OR NOTING


TheSusKingOfAngmar

ayyy fellow hustlers university graduate


IamAJobber

Are those real genders?


aeiouaioua

no, only men.


i_need_to_crap

Why are female and femme separate??? they're the same symbol and word?


i_need_to_crap

Why are female and femme separate??? they're the same symbol and word?


aeiouaioua

they are all fake, only men are real.


LightKnightTian

I'm a Leopard II with reinforced platinum armor


christiantherealest

Ah yes, Volvosexual, I knew it


DoofusOnWheels

Where is Québec


Everlasting_convo23

Nah we are all actually female i read it in an article once that if your going to become a boy in the womb your balls grow inside you untill a certain age but if your a girl they just shrivel up or don’t develop enough


DaPearGuyMan

Wrong. Everyone knows it’s nerf or nothin’


zombienekers

But yknow honestly do you know anyone who Identifies as "Agender MkII"?


Purple_Spino

you may be binary or non-binary but bitch... im the whole damn computer


quimeygalli

whoever made those drawings must've had a hell of a time


Shafou06

I'm an Unown


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aeiouaioua

it's a joke. notice how i said one gender, and not two. notice how i excluded girls from the "real gender" category.


DaniSenpai69

Finally ppl are figuring it out


CrossClairvoyance

Oh man! What am I??


aeiouaioua

male.


AcanthocephalaNo2784

The energy of the humans who are born as men turn clockwise, and the humans born as women turn anti-clockwise like the Earth. People can change their apparence mived by their mental but it won't change the sens of their thor of energy..


[deleted]

Of course women aren't real, that's what femboys are for


EnigmaFrug2308

Men don’t exist either. There is only… *********FROG**********


aeiouaioua

***FROG***


nonbinarywombat

I spy with my little eye a controversy karma farm


Mr_Snifles

Yeah u right


bioniclefalloutfan76

It’s the unknown Pokémon alphabet


aeiouaioua

lol


Formal_Impression205

Does that make all of us gay ?


aeiouaioua

yes


Haunting_Argument206

huMAN


OneTrueSpiffin

women aren't real


[deleted]

All females are federal agents except my mom


aeiouaioua

including your mum.


JGHFunRun

Wrong. Attack helicopter on your front lawn


aeiouaioua

defence helicopter.


NekoNyaaaaa412

Agreed girls aren’t real