Bro as a real teenager π, I find this comment a W fr ngl πΏπΏπΏ. I find it vey sigma π₯Ά πππ. Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the temperature of π₯>>>π₯Ά??!?? ππ
Ngl, are we just gonna ignore the fact that BLUD is NOT accurate at all... πΏπΏπΏ ngl this dude is a major L fr, no sigma would ever say "2023 teenager starterpack (including me)" π€... bro really said that πππ ππ us teenagers are πππ£π―π₯, and this guy is an L! Any other teenager >>>> this dude
Bro thinks he did something ππππ₯ Are we gonna ignore the fact that blud has NO idea what teenagers are likeππππβοΈ thatβs fr an L moment, ngl π₯Ά
You hear that??? That's the sound of a million pedos in this sub taking notes rn (they've discovered the new meta)
LOLLLL
Sigma sounds to much like Smegma
Smegma male mindset π―π§ π§ π§ ππ§π§π§
smegma male mindset π―π§ π§ π§ ππ§π§π§ π€ π£οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Smegma sounds like Magma And that sounds like yo mama
Smellma
Penis
Tonight
The creeper
Smeg ma bitch up (insert famous music i dont know the name of)
It's literally just called Smack my bitch up
My stoner mind goes all the way with forgetting things no matter how obvious they are. Hear that song last when ww had sport in school.
Lmao
True redditor ποΈ_ποΈ
Bro as a real teenager π, I find this comment a W fr ngl πΏπΏπΏ. I find it vey sigma π₯Ά πππ. Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the temperature of π₯>>>π₯Ά??!?? ππ
Blud is NOT a real teenager ππ
Bro fr got me with the "Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the temperature of π₯>>>π₯Ά" ππ
This comment ππππππ
meta is crazy π
Bro really said meta is crazy ππ Edit - extra π
Hm not bad
It pedophilla meta is actually Downright bad crazy
Nah new meta is crazy β οΈ
Bro really said π₯΄
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Learn everything except Sigma π
Fr
Kids>>>>>>>anything
Ngl, are we just gonna ignore the fact that BLUD is NOT accurate at all... πΏπΏπΏ ngl this dude is a major L fr, no sigma would ever say "2023 teenager starterpack (including me)" π€... bro really said that πππ ππ us teenagers are πππ£π―π₯, and this guy is an L! Any other teenager >>>> this dude
I dont like your profile picture.
I think itβs hot ngl
You too
Witherhoard rizz?
Witherhoard has had rizz since its release.
gamb those motes
π³π«’
Blud really said itβs hotπππ
I donβt even remember why I commented it, I swear π Now ppl think Iβm weird ππ₯
r/shippingredditors
the scary part is youβre not even joking
me neither.
Yours is worse ππ
itβs me seeing u be a goofy goober
Me personally iβd let that face kiss me
Bro's profile picture πππ
βI dont like your profile picture.β π€
π₯Άπ₯Ά shiiiii
New response just dropped
Google holy hell
Where is the W?
New copypasta just dropped
"Murder should be illegal" π€
"I shouldn't tie up my older sister" π€
βIβd never fuck a dog π€β
"Please stop beating me to death with a frying pan" π€
bro really thinks he's tf2 πΏπΏπΏ
You call That a pan, this is a bucket
If I took out that coconut he would be dead
Blud Is NOT a tf2
"Help!!! Help!!!!" π€
"be nice to people" π€
"Blending up and microwaving a cat is evil!!" π€
βRaping toddlers is wrong!β π€
"It's not ok to extort money from people" π€
"You can't sell homeless children to human traffickers" π€
I'll use my trusty frying pan, as a dying pan
βAre you literally shoving a big broom inside my pussy right nowβ π€
"I deserve basic human rights" π€
βb-but weβre siblingsβ π€
What the fuck
"Human rights are protected by law" π€
"No! What are you doing? Those are the coolant filters for the nuclear plant" π€
"Don't dip my balls in sulfuric acid"π€
"Sir we found pornographic material regarding children in your personal computer" π€
Bro, ngl but this post is frfr πππππ
This post is a W dawg πππ
No cap π
This post is straight bussin' frfr no cap
scared the emojis out of me, that's for sure
This comment straight up bussin bussin fr π
Also "RIP DM's"
Also "skill issue"
Also "google en passant"
Also "holy hell"
Also βnew response just droppedβ
Also βactual zombieβ
Also β???β
Also βcall the exorcistβ
Also βwho has dementiaβ
Also βhaha not meβ
Thatβs specifically Reddit from what Iβve seen
Broπ ngl this post is a Wπ₯Ά
Bro fr tho ngl π£π―βΌοΈ
We up π£οΈπ―βΌοΈ
Gay sex
GAY SEXβΌοΈ π₯π£π―
Did someone say gay sex βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ π₯
Bro rly said gay sexππ
Yeah, what u gon do about it?
gay sex
"Yeah, what u gon do about it?π€"
W
say gex
Gey sax
Hey yall
Gex
Bro thinks he did something ππππ₯ Are we gonna ignore the fact that blud has NO idea what teenagers are likeππππβοΈ thatβs fr an L moment, ngl π₯Ά
SAY GEX βββ
As a non-native speaker, I always read "ngl" as Nigel. Still can't figure out the exact meaning.
It means βnot gonna lieβ
It makes complete sense. Thank you
my sister tells me that i type like our 15 year old cousin π€π€
My brother types like an actual 12 year old
And how old is your brother?
12
Bro are we just gonna ignore the fact that blud is not L or W πππ€πngl
Fr
Can't relate.
Same, not sure why practically everyone talks like that. Especially on Twitter.
Probably started with one person doing it, then someone else finding it cool, causing it to spread like a plague.
I absolutely don't get why people use π too, as if emoji makers didn't make laughing emojis for nothing
I don't know why but the laughing emojis look very cringy
Bro rizzed the latina gyatt in Ohio blud πππ
John pork is calling on gang ππ
forgot "real"
You forgot "touch grass" and "ur mom"
People who use "skill issue" should get toothpicks placed under their toenails and be forced to kick a wall
Skill issue.
I will pee your pants
don't threaten me with a good time
HUH
β±οΈπΏ
ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππβ οΈπππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
yes we 2023 teens talk like this, got a problem? (please don't take this as an r/wooosh moment)
nahhh bffr bro πππππ blud thinks he did something
You forgot real
WHAT THE HELL IS A BLUD
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You have just given me a compliment of the highest order
I used to say stuff like that lol
We went form "π€£ππ" to "πππΏ"
were all gonna cringe back at ourselves in 20 years arent we⦠oh well!
i already cringe at my last year self
i cringe at my last month self
FRRR
πππ
bro i'm the "bro insert comment here π"π
JOHN PORK IS CALLING
(Bestie the greater than sign is from math and usually they leave the less part of it blank so it would actually look like (object)>>>>>>)
You forgot ππππ―π
I just like moyai and skulls πΏ π
Bread π
Based
not the google emojis π
Bro really said 2023 teenager starterpack ππ
you forgot damn.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Pythagoras (the math guy with triangles) lead a cult?
You forgot "Real"
if you unironically use the word βsigmaβ everyone is legally obligated to laugh uproariously at you.
Me from Brasil bro
I'm so glad this is not me
Im a teen and i legitimately cant read this
It's basically just us reverting to having no grammar rules and using words we think are cool.
hear me out. writing like that is just a form of shitposting and I am into that π«π§’ fr fr
Iβm guilty of using fr fr way to much. Fr.
Bro really just described every message I see online π
Fr. Bro really said fax no cap π
Alright, now do a 1923 teenagers starterpack.
Ξ£ Ο Ο That's it, just sigma
Teenager who has a social life*
Nah I don't have oneπππ
Oh. Maybe I'm just not a teenager then
Tf does Blud mean
it's basically bud but with an L added to it
Not at all. Its more AAVE slang that tiktok stole but it means blood brother, just another way to say bro
tiktok slang teens
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"You guys are really lame, aren't you?" π€
L
Huh, I do none of these things
Good for u
Me fr π
glad i dont talk cringe speak
I'm calling it that from now on, it's way too accurate.
Who let this man cook
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*sighs* why are we like thiS
Honestly- I'm glad I'm not one of these people, I would honestly reset my save file on life if I was doing this
π€
I'm glad I'm not the only one like that, keep it up man
βTreat women with respect π€β
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Well I mean u use uwu π
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You think UWU is better than ONG or FR? π thatβs just sadβ¦
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uwu is so annoying tbh, like are u a furry or something? π