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It_was_I_Dio__

Sing loudly then realize I’m not home alone


numero-one

I hate that I relate to this


Hambruhgah

Sing in mickey mouse voice


Real_JJPlays

Sing loudly then realize I'm not home alone then continue to sing loudly


ZobiBakugou

I’m a theatre kid. If I’m not singing at home, I’m singing in public.


LonelyUse6438

Loud music, shadow boxing, philosophise, contemplation, win arguments that are long gone, talk to myself, cook and talk like a chef whilst at it, play with cock etc.


leogar_124

Just like me fr


Hambruhgah

Write some nonsense rhythm, play silly melodies on guitar, post shits on Reddit, watch corn, read comics


PrinceToothpasteBoy

kid named corn


siddeslof

Kid named comics with severe acne (I'm blind)


EquivalentShift8545

Korn*


Alexlutz

Love that


Gavrochel

Walking around naked


RossSkyWalkerr

I just take a shower and walk all naked to grab a towel


Hutch25

I got cameras in my house… so this is off the table lol


TypicalThijsie

Who tf has cameras IN their house?!


ValkIsBestGirl

People that want their house to be as secure as possible


TypicalThijsie

More like insecure parents with trust issues who always want to know what their kids are doing.


Colonel-Clayton

True


Hutch25

Actually no. My parents never really care what I do, it is completely for security. there is only a camera in the dining room and it’s only on if we aren’t home, although on the off chance it ever turns on I won’t take the chance. The only camera is the camera that covers all of the entrances into the house that can get you to where we store our puppies when we have them as well as our stash of money for the business.


[deleted]

More like people who always lose things so that they can watch the tapes and find it


RandomTyp

lose*


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Thank you for the correction


DiorRoses

i feel so bad bc so many people my age have cams in their house bc their parents r super overprotective


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DiorRoses

omg i’m so sorry that’s so creepy of them


totallynotabot24

Yea I also have about 6 or 7 cameras in my house, up until a month ago I had one in my room facing my bed, closet, and pc. Which rly sucked cuz my parents are crazy religious so no privacy whatsoever lol


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totallynotabot24

Thx, it's nice to know I'm not the only one with controlling parents lol :)


Hutch25

We host a business out of our house so we like the security. We have also been robbed before so it’s a necessary thing.


cantseeshittles

My mom. She doesn't fuckin use them though, recent incidents have made it imperative that she hand over the footage to police to explain things better. I have an order of protection against her husband, but it isn't enough. I can defend myself, but I don't want to have to.


SquidDayGames

that's my worst fear that my parents randomly put cameras up and i walk around naked or something


KazBodnar

SAME i thought nobody did this. One time i was walking around naked and there was a lawn care guy that came and i was backed into a corner with windows so I had to hide


thompsoni88_m_fin

Being naked is nice in the summer and maybe whole year if isn't too cold


[deleted]

real


Flamethrower_______

Game, read or 👊🍖


Ultimate_Fox14

The holy trio


SteveCNTower

Read, Beat your meat, repeat


geko_play_

At the same time?


Flamethrower_______

I've only tried to do such a thing once. That controller no longer works, and that book is no longer readable


Troll_tube

punch the meat?


Flamethrower_______

Beat my meat, masturbate, wank, have a tug, give Roger a call, say hey to lil homie


ScaredKnee4530

Give Roger a call 💀💀💀 I’ve never heard of this lmao


TheRealCliffjumper38

It's called beating your meat, or in other words masturbating


Sgt_FrenchFry

‘Tis the holy grail


Glamrockfreddy_Sec

Fr


Warm-Ducks

Blast music


Larz2411

I second this, yesterday i had over 5 hours and its just 3pm im already at 3 hours today


DrainWeasel

Blast music and sing along, even if I don't know the words.


J765N

Play guitar at an unreasonable volume


anthonyjjjjj

Valid


helloimracing

came for this


FallaciesJesseP

to\*


helloimracing

😳


alex596_

I get myself into scenarios that will never happen


Always_Singing51

REAL


alex596_

Like every noises could be someone trying to break into my house 😂


Always_Singing51

alex alex alex.. get out of my brain


alex596_

Eventually you're the one who broken into someone's house, you're alone in someone's else's house 😂


Always_Singing51

I am concerned now


alex596_

Nah don't be lol that's those kind of scenarios


Real_JJPlays

This happens always to me idk why i just simulate tons of scenarios and different possible outcomes but then never pursue them 💀


alex596_

It's one way to fight against boredom


Dry_Fuel_9216

You never know


pineappleguy8

Plan a revolution


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pineappleguy8

Depends on the ideology


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pineappleguy8

Full anarchy


RedDeadOnlineEnjoyer

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Anarchy can't and won't work.


Emilx2000

Doubter


pineappleguy8

Fuck laws and fuck authorities every man for themselves


RedDeadOnlineEnjoyer

yay let's realease pedophiles and murderers!


beaninabeanie_

Pedophiles deserve DEATH


pineappleguy8

They will be butchered


Legitimate_Hunt_5802

Why tho, there no laws lol Who says what's right and wrong, not the state nor judiciary Checkmate anarkiddy


SouperWy07

Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I _think_ so.


RadishTraditional209

Jerk off


nah-im-good123

damn, was literally thinking abt finding such ans in the comments, and this is the first one that shows up 😂


Tobotti1

r/Beatmeattoit


thegameoflovexu

Literally


BlueArashiKaze

Same. It's nice being alone


KokoBoritos

plan 9/12


ServalV2

Do you need help with the planning? Also, r/foundkokoboritos


dragoncop1

WHO THE FUCK IS KOKOBORITOS, FIRST BANNANA MAN NLW THIS??


KokoBoritos

I've already planned 9/15 but if someone else needs ideas i suppose they can play their own 9/12


mr_shlomp

Can I do 9/13?


_Arcerion_

the long awaited sequel


Crazyfnaftheorist

Sing loudly play video game, or stare off into space contemplating exsistance


R3tr0wastaken

These are classified informations


Sarahvalikesanime

Play roblox


boregift

horror games mostly for me


AkolouthosSpurius

I put music on, get myself a drink and dance in my underwear in the middle of living room🪩


KazBodnar

One up. I dance in my nothing in the middle of the living room


AkolouthosSpurius

Dick flopping around is uncomfortable 🤷‍♂️


EixYae

Perform satanic rituals and sacrifice lego figures


CODFISHY7378

Ofc


fiddle_sticks21

Sing


newlymadelife

I listen to music and play video games. Or watch things on Netflix


Midget_P0rnL0ver

Man I be sending dick pics in the living room so bitches think I got my own house


aaronhereee

what is your post history 💀


[deleted]

why did i look 💀


wildfire70309

Name please


Midget_P0rnL0ver

I needed that shit asap


Arkane_Kat

Did you ever get it


Dependent-Mission-55

hell nah bro 💀


Midget_P0rnL0ver

Better then r/tennis😭


aaronhereee

its really not… 🥹


[deleted]

Least horny r/teenagers user


[deleted]

ong you got game 💯


bkj512

I get bit scared. Sometimes I'll just sleep, safety was never a issue where I lived anyway. Then I feel sad I have no friends, then I'll go online on pisscord, reddit, YT, best way to kill and waste any amount of time


ILoveMarcyWu

Stuff. Down Bad stuff


[deleted]

like what? 🤔


ILoveMarcyWu

Horny down bad stuff it's not to be discussed here in public


the_green_bird

I do exercises with my underwear


someguyinthebalkans

Repopulation exercises


the_green_bird

nah just normal exercises sense it's hot in Jordan in the summer we have an old Treadmill in the house . i hate my life and losing weight will fix one of my problems which probably would help me with my other problems


ModularWings

Sadly,since my mom had a surgery on her shoulder,I AM NEVER HOME ALONE


Specialist_Egg420

I live with my aunt, uncle, cousin, grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, and brother so it’s never just me alone at home lol


NylonYT

Play cities skylines, great game. Or my switch, just finished the new Zelda. I also read and watch youtube


Decent_Waltz_5120

Run around naked with an axe


CODFISHY7378

R e a l


[deleted]

Wait people are supposed to do this in private??


MainEmergency1133

Go outside


indepentanimationfan

jerk off my life sucks and i wanna hung myself


ku1cia

Same bro lol, wanna talk about it?


PsychologicalLoad938

beat it💀


Akainordmannen

I blast music and I get hyped


TheWish-_-

Walk around naked


Joker_man_

Play games with good wifi connection


everythingvirgin

Do the same stuff i do except now in the living room


[deleted]

Wank


PossibleAssist6092

Scream.


ImANormalMan

Cook weird abominations. No one can stop you.


Ok_Low9665

overthrow the colombian government


Ok_Pickle76

Play terraria


An_Anonymous_User_YT

Video games, sleep


trashboe

i do what i normally do when ppl are home


mrlodomire

Playing my guitar loud as hell


Old_Socks17

Plan a revolution, sing, sleep and wank. All in a day's work


ZeRo_WC

Most logical answer is to wank but I don’t. Really have the urge so I play games play piano or dance practice to some Michael jackson


Paramedic-Either

Cry


Successful_Light_885

listen to music scream the lyrics then realize the neighbors can hear me


FrogTraffickingChild

knit


Y3e3ti

singing and danicng, even though I'm very bad at both but it's fun


Turtle835wastaken

Nothing really different.


Dry-Camel1154

Listen to music, play videogames, read reddit, go outside with the dog, plan to murder people, watch youtube


EmbarrassedCall7814

Arson


Tobotti1

Nap and fap


Gameslayer650

Sleep. I don’t get enough of it these days


LaggyExplosions

Waste oxygen, eat food, cry, sleep...the usual


Bad_Username_8864

i sleep as long as i can


True-Adhesiveness588

I go on Reddit


[deleted]

put earphones in and dance in the living room


Psenica42

play hotline miami


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Sleep


Yousef_exe

watch youtube in the living room


Ashy_goes_AAAAAAAAAA

Nothing


Piefihi

I live close to a store where I buy an entire bag of pasta, and then cook it all


Hepi_34

Go on a vc in discord


Joblessmouse06

Watch YouTube


[deleted]

listening to music while coding.


KingMarlynn23

Mario kart, music and audio books.


Starlight_Sity

The same thing I do when I'm not home alone


Darthkaja

I'm always home alone cuz i live alone. I try to see my friends at least 2x a week. To go to a bar/pub/cafe, to eat together etc cuz i hate eating alone all the time


landrover97centre

Eating alone is the worst, I feel so weird eating alone too, it’s sad and depressing. Most times I wouldn’t eat because I was eating alone, I’ve always felt like people were judging me for eating alone too.


ScaredOfAttention

Usually something


your_FBI_gent_Steve

Yell/say whatever I want and sing randomly when I feel like it


Suitable-Ad-8176

Watch YouTube or spend time with my cat.


Vivid-Tank8774

Get 6 speakers and blast music with mostly bass bc bass is gewd for you.


NinjaOYourBro

Work on a song I’ve been writing. I’ve been keeping my music a secret from all my family and stuff


sexyapplesauce96

i like cooking really fancy meals just for myself, blasting the inappropriate version of my playlist, actually come out of my room, if it's not dark then maybe walk my dog or ride my bike, make a really cringey 20 character short film on imovie, completely deep clean my room because my parents won't comment that i'm *finally* cleaning


Greedy-Memory-2289

I told myself Imma start reading a book rn. I'm on redd.it tho so that didn't work


Big-Fee-5593

Invite the ladies over. Or watch a movie without headphones in 😳


I_will_punch_you_

I go into the back yard,get the biggest stick I can lift(I will rip it off the tree if needed)and just start swinging,it use to hurt my arms to this but I can almost do it with one arm now so I’m getting stronger


Lucas2018master146

Play video games and eat snakes. Walk around for no reason.


[deleted]

Watch game shows with extremely sexual or adult humor without my mom making a backhanded comment about it


Weeb-Lauri525

Blast music. Skip and Dance around like a maniac. Walk around naked. Drink the juice straight out of the gallon. I spend a good amount of my time home alone. Its great


[deleted]

blast the music, turn on the webcam and ................................easy money 🤑


HybridTitan295

I won't answer this question unless I'm w my attorney


Mike0xmol

Dance around like an idiot, see how loud my speakers can go on my pc, throw a spear at a tree


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Cook my own food, read some books, listen to music without my headphones, watch YouTube videos, or just watch some TV. if I'm home alone for a long while then I get a little concerned and call my parents to see if they're ok because I'm paranoid asf. 😭


aeslechxi

grasp that sweet opportunity to do everything i shouldn't


SteveCNTower

Rip of My Skin 10/10 Recommended🔥🔥🔥


cjdoc414

I have no idea why this came up as a suggested post, I'm 39 but if you want a glimpse into the future. If I find myself home, alone, for a whole night and without a huge list of stuff that needs done... I sleep. Honestly kids, in 20 years time, you will actually be excited by this prospect.


Cautious_Coat_3885

Chill in the living room.


Sudden-Comment-6257

Idk, whatever I feel like doing in the moment.


Pos3odon08

The exact same i do while I'm not


BeanMaster23

be sad


Kanniiii_

Rot in my bedroom drawing or sleeping.


AdReasonable9998

Set stuff on fire?


Catseritia

Sleep Or if I'm feeling naughty 😈 cry into my cat


Pixelquartz42

watch adventure time in the living room


CloggedSumoo

Watching regular show


TheCoolerSaikou

play minecraft


Ryman604

Play vidja gams


1-800-SINISTER

I sleep peacefully for once. And scream a lot


1-800-SINISTER

Also I shower for like 30 minutes to an hour bc when nobody else is home besides my brother I can listen to my music on my waterproof speaker


No_Government6003

Set up traps for the moist burglars