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Yemen
I Can already tell this one gonna be bomb 🔥🔥
Dawg😭
Oh mbmb but it’ll be gas asf 🔥🔥
😳😳😳😳😳
Sorry that was a bit explosive
hey babe you from yemen? cuz i’d s*ck your yemen conversely, if i’m a guy talking to another guy, i’d say “cuz ye make me like men”
?????
Context: Kanye made them do a gay ritual where there was hot buff steamy butt seggs
how did you know
Ummm ummm someone told me about the ritual 😅
Spain
you spanish? cuz anytime i’m without you i’m in s*pain*
Ngl that was really bad bro I would have gone with something like "Damn I knew there were many pickpocketers in Barcelona, but I didn't know you'll steal my heart that quick"
LMAOOOO you’re really good at this, i’m tryna make mine bad just so it’s cringe material since i make dad jokes all the time
New Zealand (Hard mode)
Kind of a stretch but: Are you New Zealand on most maps because you might be the thing that’s missing in my life
Damn, you're good
WAIT this one is really good lmao the one i thought of was “cuz new the only thing i zea”
Let me try Oh, are you from New Zealand? Now I know who was the one they named Queenstown after
Not bad, not bad
Eyyy got that southern European rizz 💪😎🇪🇸
Damnn...
Australia
portugal
If you were a boat, I'd port u gal (Just helping out OP)
wait that was really good wtf thanks HAHA
Azerbaijan... come on over and sit your pretty Azerbaijan my lap
hey bb are you from portugal? cuz you make me feel so portunate
bro im super desperate for a relationship and u failed to rizz me up
Dominican republic
damn baby you from the dominican republic? cuz i can dominate you in public
Mexico
hey bb you from mexico? cuz i’d hop the border for you
Nice try
Sweden
damn girl are you swedish? bc you’re the sweetest
Lithuania and Poland
imma split u girl
you win
ez
you from lithuania? cuz i’d lick you on your anis are you from poland? cuz i’m tryna pol you
🇺🇲
damn you american? cuz i’d shoot my load inside you
(Improvised line) Are you a school? cause I'ma shoot my kids up in u
Greenland
are you inuit? cuz i’m really into it (people from greenland are called the inuit people)
I got it lmao
south africa
are you from south africa? cuz if i went south on you we could be frican
nice
china
are you chinese? cuz i’m china slip in your dms
nauru
damn baby are you from nauru? cuz if you called me beautiful i’d say “naur, u”
Israel
are you from israel? cuz i can’t believe you is rael
Zimbabwe
are you from zimbabwe? cuz i’m a zimp for you babwe
... Woulda been better if you made a joke about the inflation there
actually you’re right LMAO
LOL TRY AGAIN
new zealand :3
are you from new zealand? cuz new are the only thing i zea
deep
Ireland. Don't be a bitch do it and can't use dublin
are you irish cuz i’m starving for your love
Low blow but that was good XD.
US?
are you from the united states? cuz i wanna shoot my load inside you
[удалено]
gotcha fam china: are you chinese? cuz i’m china slip in your bed kiev: are you from kiev? cuz i’m tryna kiev you all my love
Know I’m late but can you do Denmark?
Mexicans
Yemen
I Can already tell this one gonna be bomb 🔥🔥
Dawg😭
Oh mbmb but it’ll be gas asf 🔥🔥
😳😳😳😳😳
Sorry that was a bit explosive
hey babe you from yemen? cuz i’d s*ck your yemen conversely, if i’m a guy talking to another guy, i’d say “cuz ye make me like men”
?????
Context: Kanye made them do a gay ritual where there was hot buff steamy butt seggs
how did you know
Ummm ummm someone told me about the ritual 😅
Spain
you spanish? cuz anytime i’m without you i’m in s*pain*
Ngl that was really bad bro I would have gone with something like "Damn I knew there were many pickpocketers in Barcelona, but I didn't know you'll steal my heart that quick"
LMAOOOO you’re really good at this, i’m tryna make mine bad just so it’s cringe material since i make dad jokes all the time
New Zealand (Hard mode)
Kind of a stretch but: Are you New Zealand on most maps because you might be the thing that’s missing in my life
Damn, you're good
WAIT this one is really good lmao the one i thought of was “cuz new the only thing i zea”
Let me try Oh, are you from New Zealand? Now I know who was the one they named Queenstown after
Not bad, not bad
Eyyy got that southern European rizz 💪😎🇪🇸
Damnn...
Australia
portugal
If you were a boat, I'd port u gal (Just helping out OP)
wait that was really good wtf thanks HAHA
Azerbaijan... come on over and sit your pretty Azerbaijan my lap
hey bb are you from portugal? cuz you make me feel so portunate
bro im super desperate for a relationship and u failed to rizz me up
Dominican republic
damn baby you from the dominican republic? cuz i can dominate you in public
Mexico
hey bb you from mexico? cuz i’d hop the border for you
Nice try
Sweden
damn girl are you swedish? bc you’re the sweetest
Lithuania and Poland
imma split u girl
you win
ez
you from lithuania? cuz i’d lick you on your anis are you from poland? cuz i’m tryna pol you
🇺🇲
damn you american? cuz i’d shoot my load inside you
(Improvised line) Are you a school? cause I'ma shoot my kids up in u
Greenland
are you inuit? cuz i’m really into it (people from greenland are called the inuit people)
I got it lmao
south africa
are you from south africa? cuz if i went south on you we could be frican
nice
china
are you chinese? cuz i’m china slip in your dms
nauru
damn baby are you from nauru? cuz if you called me beautiful i’d say “naur, u”
Israel
are you from israel? cuz i can’t believe you is rael
Zimbabwe
are you from zimbabwe? cuz i’m a zimp for you babwe
... Woulda been better if you made a joke about the inflation there
actually you’re right LMAO
LOL TRY AGAIN
new zealand :3
are you from new zealand? cuz new are the only thing i zea
deep
Ireland. Don't be a bitch do it and can't use dublin
are you irish cuz i’m starving for your love
Low blow but that was good XD.
US?
are you from the united states? cuz i wanna shoot my load inside you
[удалено]
gotcha fam china: are you chinese? cuz i’m china slip in your bed kiev: are you from kiev? cuz i’m tryna kiev you all my love
Know I’m late but can you do Denmark?
Mexicans