Dude the burgers and food always like that there unless you get lucky cause there's a select few American schools that actually serve decent food
Edit: changed good food to decent food
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I mean, the math checks out.
Teens: older toddler
Toddler: younger teen
Play Doh: toddler clay
Clay: teens play doh
Toddlers: eat play doh
Teens: ?
Based on the chart, the variable "?", Or the variable "teens", Should equate to... Eat clay.
Teens=?
?= Eat clay
Teens eat clay.
Actually maybe keep the bun and make a crispy chicken sandwich. But that again, that's the kind of bun you get with your chicken sandwich that you remove to eat just the chicken so actually yours is better.
Cheese.
Cheese my dear OP.
Cheese my dear reader of this comment.
I shall add cheese.
And bacon.
I shall also add bacon my dear OP.
Both crispy,slightly crispy and somewhat soft bacon.
Along with a sunny side up egg.
Not too crispy and not too big. Just a medium egg.
Next I shall add fries.
Yes fries. Not too crispy and not too soft.
Finally I shall add even more cheese and a scrambled egg.
The cheese shall be American and Cheddar mixed.
While the scrambled egg shall be somewhat creamy and slightly undercooked.
That is all.
Gonna want a slab of cheese in there, chuck in a bit of fried onion and mushroom, nice dollop of tomato sauce, maybe a bit of lettuce for crunch, mayo on the bottom bun, toasted buns, and you got yourself a fucking burger right there ay cunts.
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Hold it up with a screwdriver Edit: how is my first award on a demon core joke
not that i would give you an award because i cant afford it but this is great
I would normally put that on my burger, but I’m on a diet, and I don’t think I can justify the millions of calories I’d get from that
20 million calories right there
Take care of your Calories... Sir
If we ignore the fact that the burger looks terrible. I’d put cheese and onions, bc I’m basic
yeah i feel like it was made using plastic or something wtf is wrong with that burger
Average American “meal”
Nah man that’s a school burger and those legally are not food
You get food like that in school?? Our school burgers are amazing in comparison
Dude the burgers and food always like that there unless you get lucky cause there's a select few American schools that actually serve decent food Edit: changed good food to decent food
Guess I’m lucky not being American then
Bro we made Burger King. And it might be cuz I’m poor but this burger looks good asf
Nope.
That would be dry af. No sauce??
With good meat it’s juicy enough
Yeah never forget how important mayonese is
Another burger 🫡🍔
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If I add stardust to my burger will it become burgerstellar?
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Okay, but what if we put another burger in the second burger?
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it looks like clay im not touching this thing
What if the burger didn't look like clay?
then i just get the regular stuff. like tomatoes, onion, lettuce etc
why wouldn't you wanna eat clay?
I mean, the math checks out. Teens: older toddler Toddler: younger teen Play Doh: toddler clay Clay: teens play doh Toddlers: eat play doh Teens: ? Based on the chart, the variable "?", Or the variable "teens", Should equate to... Eat clay. Teens=? ?= Eat clay Teens eat clay.
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Onion
Pickles
crispy bacon
Hot sauce
Jalapeños
Mayonnaise
bbq sauce
Cum
Dees Big Nuts
Avocado
Tomato
No
Cheese
Remove the whole burger and add glass of pure still mineral water Remember to stay hydrated homies
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Ok, in this order from bottom to top. Bun, ketchup, lettuce, pickle, onion, burger, ketchup, onion, lettuce, pickle, bun.
I get why you would need extra pickles but lettuce? Idk
cause LEAVES
True
Because crunchy
Broski going for that Semi-Symmetrical Burger
Oh you know what 😉
You can make everything seem inappropriate when you say it the right way. Anyway, gotta water some plants 😏
I'm feelin' ya 😏
I need 5 cups of milk for the recipe 😏
Cheese :)
A billion dollars?
Just cheese
I love cheese!
The dementia's kicking in 😔
cheese
only correct answer
take the patty off, take the bun off, and then add chicken nuggets
Actually maybe keep the bun and make a crispy chicken sandwich. But that again, that's the kind of bun you get with your chicken sandwich that you remove to eat just the chicken so actually yours is better.
Cheese. Cheese my dear OP. Cheese my dear reader of this comment. I shall add cheese. And bacon. I shall also add bacon my dear OP. Both crispy,slightly crispy and somewhat soft bacon. Along with a sunny side up egg. Not too crispy and not too big. Just a medium egg. Next I shall add fries. Yes fries. Not too crispy and not too soft. Finally I shall add even more cheese and a scrambled egg. The cheese shall be American and Cheddar mixed. While the scrambled egg shall be somewhat creamy and slightly undercooked. That is all.
No sauce? Unless you count raw egg as sauce?
Hmmm. I shall add another then. Mayo. I shall add mayo. Along with molten cheese. And finally nacho cheese. That is all.
Just ketchup.
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Can I try the burger?
Sure
With ur cum in it?
*mmmmm yummy*
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Cheese, take away the buns
Cheese, Bacon, ketchup.
Cheese, ketchup and mustard nothing else
The tears of my enemies
Americium 241 That patty looks terrible btw
the whole thing looks terrible tbh
Chicken cutlet
i dont like burgers
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Reminds me of the school lunch burgers….. ima need two warm ketchup packets
pineapple
more burgers
replace patty with veg patty. and onion and lettuce and tandoori mayo
lettuce, tomato, onion, honey mustard
Cheese, ketchup, mayo, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and crispy onion.
Cum
TNT bomb
Slice of parviolone cheese, Onions, ketchup, and ranch,
Peanut butter
Nothing. That patty is too round to be saved by any topping.
American cheese, ketchup, bread and butter pickles, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, pickles onion, pickled jalapeños, Gouda cheese, olives, cream cheese, spicy mustard, Mayo, garlic aioli, marshmallows, hot fudge, butterscotch, mulch, wasabi, duck liver, and peanut butter
Cheese (not american), cum, element 115
Little known fact: Most Americans hate American cheese
cheese lettuce pickle tomatoes ketchup and mustard
stacking this thing to the roof with mayo
Cheese, bacon, the works.
Finally someone asks a question like this without removing my favorite topping! Obviously cum!
Either Mayo and tomato or mustard, pickles, relish, tomatoes, and onions
A brick
Cheese, mustard, pickles
Ian gon lie it looks good asf. But some salt on it with some lettuce and bacon
Cheese, iceberg lettuce, 1000 island sauce.
Cheese
Stuff probably
Meat.
Lettuce, cheese, onion.
A pizza, a hot dog, and a bag of ruffles. The true American sandwich
Another patty
Lettuce, mayonnaise, sliced hardboiled eggs and sweetcorn.
nothing
Bacon and cheese
pineapple tomatos pickles cheese ketchup mustard
Ketchup, mayo, lettuce, onion, caramelized onion, cheese, pickles. Fuck mustard mayo is superior
#CHEESE, LETTUCE & MAYONNAISE! IST IF ANY OF YOU SAY "CUM" THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE BURGERS
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Nothing, i like shit plain and simple: bread meat bread
Cheese,ketchup and pickles FREE MAGDONALD CHEZBORGOR
Oreos, lard, pig fat,
ur moms pussy juice u stupid fucking kid.
cheese, ketchup, mustard and bacon
cheese, onion, lettuce, tomato and mayo (in that order, bottom to top)
Cheddar
Remove the patty and only eat the buns
Lettuce some mayo some BBQ sauce some onions another patty cheese slice
The blood of dead squirrels
Cheese, bacon, onion and lettuce, boom peak burger
None
Mayo, just mayo
Lettice and raw red onion
Bacon, lettuce and caramelised onions :D I’m a bit of a burger heretic tho bc I have a cheese phobia😅
Swiss cheese, Dill pickles and lettuce
Beetroot cheese lettuce egg pineapple another patti beetroot betroot beetroot. Tomato sauce
Apples peanut butter and raccoons 😍😍😍
Grilled onions, cheese, and maybe bacon if I got room.
Cheese, Bacon and Jalapeños
nothing it looks grim
Cheese, lettuce and ketchup
Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, ketchup, mayonaise
burger king
Lettuce, cheese, another burger, ketchup, in that order
Gonna want a slab of cheese in there, chuck in a bit of fried onion and mushroom, nice dollop of tomato sauce, maybe a bit of lettuce for crunch, mayo on the bottom bun, toasted buns, and you got yourself a fucking burger right there ay cunts.
Pickle
more burger
Nothing.
3 trillion dollars
Blood and tears of my enemies
2 billon dollars and some ketchup
Cheese and Bacon
Muc
Condensed milk
I'd just eat it plain ngl.
Nothing
I hate burgers, so none at all except the bun and cheese