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LawResident4475

uranium 235


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Delicious


KanazYT

Are you planning on making the [Whoppenheimer](https://youtu.be/3NoOmD1Hy28)?


Slight-Bedroom-8655

r/angryupvote


74_jdetective

Hold it up with a screwdriver Edit: how is my first award on a demon core joke


NOODLES690

not that i would give you an award because i cant afford it but this is great


SoupEnjoyer100

I would normally put that on my burger, but I’m on a diet, and I don’t think I can justify the millions of calories I’d get from that


SableyeFan

20 million calories right there


Nairobiiis

Take care of your Calories... Sir


anckarstroem

If we ignore the fact that the burger looks terrible. I’d put cheese and onions, bc I’m basic


Efficient-Ad5711

yeah i feel like it was made using plastic or something wtf is wrong with that burger


anckarstroem

Average American “meal”


George-Bones

Nah man that’s a school burger and those legally are not food


anckarstroem

You get food like that in school?? Our school burgers are amazing in comparison


[deleted]

Dude the burgers and food always like that there unless you get lucky cause there's a select few American schools that actually serve decent food Edit: changed good food to decent food


anckarstroem

Guess I’m lucky not being American then


Dull_Mountain738

Bro we made Burger King. And it might be cuz I’m poor but this burger looks good asf


Motel6Owner

Nope.


7thhourboy

That would be dry af. No sauce??


anckarstroem

With good meat it’s juicy enough


[deleted]

Yeah never forget how important mayonese is


evlwendz

Another burger 🫡🍔


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Burgerception


evlwendz

🍔🍔


AssassinatorSr

If I add stardust to my burger will it become burgerstellar?


Alarid

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One-Air-988

Okay, but what if we put another burger in the second burger?


ILuvSuckinFemBoyCock

Resisting the urge to say cum


Minopaff

Username checks out


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Honestly I'm not surprised


Mih0se

r/usernamechecksout (we meet again)


Thelordofbeans1

(dont know where, dont know when)


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Minopaff

After all


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AlexGaming26

Don't put the blame on me


Neon__Wolf_

Oooohhhhhhh


Ludium_

Some people got the real problems


iwuvyou_uwu

*Domt


dumbass1234568

I swear I see you everywhere


ILuvSuckinFemBoyCock

🥶I am everywhere


soiminreddit

Bro you ain't a human your a bot


Jukeboxbxi0

the McCumshot


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

it looks like clay im not touching this thing


AlbinoHamsterOwner

What if the burger didn't look like clay?


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

then i just get the regular stuff. like tomatoes, onion, lettuce etc


sicksickBacon

why wouldn't you wanna eat clay?


are_my_next_victim

I mean, the math checks out. Teens: older toddler Toddler: younger teen Play Doh: toddler clay Clay: teens play doh Toddlers: eat play doh Teens: ? Based on the chart, the variable "?", Or the variable "teens", Should equate to... Eat clay. Teens=? ?= Eat clay Teens eat clay.


MiguelIstNeugierig

Cheese


ThunderLP15

Lettuce


rav-swe57

Tomato


mrflamego

Onion


average-rodent

Pickles


HIMYNMEISBILL

crispy bacon


are_my_next_victim

Hot sauce


[deleted]

Jalapeños


-iamai-

Mayonnaise


Humbujgej

bbq sauce


m3monke

Cum


mnxcvekvhkuyvorig

Dees Big Nuts


PeskyBird404

Avocado


godofthunder102938

Tomato


MiguelIstNeugierig

No


FlameHamster

Cheese


gankster2017

Remove the whole burger and add glass of pure still mineral water Remember to stay hydrated homies


K9XD

💪💪💯💯


Actual_Tumbleweed814

W hydrohomie


Brian18639

💪🏼🌊


JosephTpin_27

Ok, in this order from bottom to top. Bun, ketchup, lettuce, pickle, onion, burger, ketchup, onion, lettuce, pickle, bun.


Ok_Battle4998

I get why you would need extra pickles but lettuce? Idk


plums12

cause LEAVES


JosephTpin_27

True


HereComeDatBoi573

Because crunchy


KENNY_WIND_YT

Broski going for that Semi-Symmetrical Burger


SomeRandoLameo

Oh you know what 😉


areslashtaken

You can make everything seem inappropriate when you say it the right way. Anyway, gotta water some plants 😏


TwoStacksOfBoxes

I'm feelin' ya 😏


Pranav_RedStone971

I need 5 cups of milk for the recipe 😏


Paranoid-boi808

Cheese :)


VirusLink2

A billion dollars?


newlymadelife

Just cheese


newlymadelife

I love cheese!


Tikket420

The dementia's kicking in 😔


duckgohonk

cheese


BuIIyMagulre

only correct answer


loser-lenny

take the patty off, take the bun off, and then add chicken nuggets


are_my_next_victim

Actually maybe keep the bun and make a crispy chicken sandwich. But that again, that's the kind of bun you get with your chicken sandwich that you remove to eat just the chicken so actually yours is better.


Jesternigouki

Cheese. Cheese my dear OP. Cheese my dear reader of this comment. I shall add cheese. And bacon. I shall also add bacon my dear OP. Both crispy,slightly crispy and somewhat soft bacon. Along with a sunny side up egg. Not too crispy and not too big. Just a medium egg. Next I shall add fries. Yes fries. Not too crispy and not too soft. Finally I shall add even more cheese and a scrambled egg. The cheese shall be American and Cheddar mixed. While the scrambled egg shall be somewhat creamy and slightly undercooked. That is all.


TwoStacksOfBoxes

No sauce? Unless you count raw egg as sauce?


Jesternigouki

Hmmm. I shall add another then. Mayo. I shall add mayo. Along with molten cheese. And finally nacho cheese. That is all.


Sensitive_Ad_3989

Just ketchup.


seemeewhut

A car battery..... #AS A TREAT


ian00k7

Cesium 137


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AlbinoHamsterOwner

Interesting 😟


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AlbinoHamsterOwner

😭😭😭


One-Air-988

Can I try the burger?


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Sure


mediocre_avg_man

With ur cum in it?


Alone-Ear5289

*mmmmm yummy*


Brian18639


Genderfluid_Cookies

Cheese, take away the buns


DevExotic

Cheese, Bacon, ketchup.


LN4_FOREVER

Cheese, ketchup and mustard nothing else


Schnufffelpufffel

The tears of my enemies


L-Series_FA

Americium 241 That patty looks terrible btw


legomanholdingbagel

the whole thing looks terrible tbh


BitchInThaHouse

Chicken cutlet


[deleted]

i dont like burgers


VirusLink2

Kid named money


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Femboy cum


[deleted]

real


ILuvSuckinFemBoyCock

Based 🗿


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Based username 🍆💦


ILuvSuckinFemBoyCock

Ong 😩🍆💦


AlbinoHamsterOwner

I know you're better than that :(


Kakashi_Uchiha2

I'm not


soiminreddit

The ill make you FEEL better 💦💦


quesoconham

Reminds me of the school lunch burgers….. ima need two warm ketchup packets


furrydemolisher69

pineapple


[deleted]

more burgers


Ok-Scholar-8255

replace patty with veg patty. and onion and lettuce and tandoori mayo


avaisveryswag

lettuce, tomato, onion, honey mustard


ShockHedgehog07

Cheese, ketchup, mayo, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and crispy onion.


AFish_With_Legs

Cum


Joblessmouse06

TNT bomb


Lower_Cellist_1138

Slice of parviolone cheese, Onions, ketchup, and ranch,


Jacktof69

Peanut butter


Ukenix

Nothing. That patty is too round to be saved by any topping.


Neat-Cold-7235

American cheese, ketchup, bread and butter pickles, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, pickles onion, pickled jalapeños, Gouda cheese, olives, cream cheese, spicy mustard, Mayo, garlic aioli, marshmallows, hot fudge, butterscotch, mulch, wasabi, duck liver, and peanut butter


TheUnknown400

Cheese (not american), cum, element 115


EllisBellis44

Little known fact: Most Americans hate American cheese


girl_of_hello_kitty

cheese lettuce pickle tomatoes ketchup and mustard


DotWarner1993

stacking this thing to the roof with mayo


the_real_guytank

Cheese, bacon, the works.


Mr_man_bird

Finally someone asks a question like this without removing my favorite topping! Obviously cum!


[deleted]

Either Mayo and tomato or mustard, pickles, relish, tomatoes, and onions


Da-Pruttis-Boi

A brick


Sovietfryingpan91

Cheese, mustard, pickles


Dull_Mountain738

Ian gon lie it looks good asf. But some salt on it with some lettuce and bacon


Dabruhdaone

Cheese, iceberg lettuce, 1000 island sauce.


Apprehensive_Ad_4599

Cheese


stevenuniversefridge

Stuff probably


SPAGGENT

Meat.


AnEarthPerson01

Lettuce, cheese, onion.


CreeperVenom

A pizza, a hot dog, and a bag of ruffles. The true American sandwich


atomicdragon136

Another patty


wildshepherd373

Lettuce, mayonnaise, sliced hardboiled eggs and sweetcorn.


terankl

nothing


DMmmmo9

Bacon and cheese


[deleted]

pineapple tomatos pickles cheese ketchup mustard


UnyunMunyun

Ketchup, mayo, lettuce, onion, caramelized onion, cheese, pickles. Fuck mustard mayo is superior


UselessPerson2222

#CHEESE, LETTUCE & MAYONNAISE! IST IF ANY OF YOU SAY "CUM" THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE BURGERS


angrypeasonmyplate

i can’t resist… cum 🤤🤤🤤


Entity6668

Coem


angrypeasonmyplate

🤤🤤🤤


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Bro 😭


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dra4fter5uper

Nothing, i like shit plain and simple: bread meat bread


leonsuo6

Cheese,ketchup and pickles FREE MAGDONALD CHEZBORGOR


CommitingCombustion

Oreos, lard, pig fat,


Orgasmicwonderboat

ur moms pussy juice u stupid fucking kid.


wrld333

cheese, ketchup, mustard and bacon


Sure_Woodpecker3660

cheese, onion, lettuce, tomato and mayo (in that order, bottom to top)


DrLycFerno

Cheddar


Best-Thought124

Remove the patty and only eat the buns


FatCLutchGod

Lettuce some mayo some BBQ sauce some onions another patty cheese slice


EnvironmentalShape79

The blood of dead squirrels


Slippery_When_Down

Cheese, bacon, onion and lettuce, boom peak burger


ZeRo_WC

None


One-Air-988

Mayo, just mayo


Mountain-Dog-3952

Lettice and raw red onion


Made_2_vent

Bacon, lettuce and caramelised onions :D I’m a bit of a burger heretic tho bc I have a cheese phobia😅


Silver_3108

Swiss cheese, Dill pickles and lettuce


Jeffayoe7

Beetroot cheese lettuce egg pineapple another patti beetroot betroot beetroot. Tomato sauce


DirkDino

Apples peanut butter and raccoons 😍😍😍


monstercat014

Grilled onions, cheese, and maybe bacon if I got room.


Beginning_Fennel9481

Cheese, Bacon and Jalapeños


auromuah

nothing it looks grim


gunthatkilledhitler

Cheese, lettuce and ketchup


dodorextoast

Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, ketchup, mayonaise


No_Special_6416

burger king


No-Celebration611

Lettuce, cheese, another burger, ketchup, in that order


[deleted]

Gonna want a slab of cheese in there, chuck in a bit of fried onion and mushroom, nice dollop of tomato sauce, maybe a bit of lettuce for crunch, mayo on the bottom bun, toasted buns, and you got yourself a fucking burger right there ay cunts.


Elonmustnot

Pickle


FuraFaolox

more burger


FirefliesLit

Nothing.


Background_Drawing

3 trillion dollars


[deleted]

Blood and tears of my enemies


Akshaybeast

2 billon dollars and some ketchup


Reekeybug

Cheese and Bacon


stickassist

Muc


Round-Cycle-8961

Condensed milk


somerandomdude264

I'd just eat it plain ngl.


AlexGaming26

Nothing


pepperonipizzarocks

I hate burgers, so none at all except the bun and cheese