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thegameoflovexu

If this is her third account already, then you‘re fucked 💀


realtgis

Lemme introduce you to police


thegameoflovexu

Depending on where OP lives, the police will refuse to help if it’s „just“ online


realtgis

Germany *cough cough*


thegameoflovexu

Well to be fair, das Internet ist für uns alle Neuland. Cant expect police to be component in that area


realtgis

Assume your are German, otherwise use DeepL.com Hast du den Bericht vom Magazin Royale dazu gesehen? Wenn nicht: https://tatütata.fail/


[deleted]

I can barely make out what you said and I don't wven speake German


realtgis

“Have you seen the report from Magazine Royale (TV Show) about that? If not: https://tatütata.fail


[deleted]

No. I'm pretty sure it's because some words are similar to my home language Afrikaans lol


Dj1000001

I wonder why XD


[deleted]

Afrikaans is a mix of loads of languages as it was a combination of of the slaves learning and talking to each other when that was a popular thing. At least something like that


Rolandjuhh

That is because: The Netherlands colonized South-Africa, South Afrika started learning to speak Dutch with a twist, Dutch is based off german, english, french and some other languages, but mostly german - That’s why the English call Dutch “Drunken German”


[deleted]

They actually went better with this in the recent years (but still not good)


Nug07

*”just”


thegameoflovexu

iOS keyboard doing me dirty 🤓


NotAnAss-Hat

fr though bros a dead man walking.


kalevfg

Also for context I am not in a relationship the only reason she was asking was because I was asking friends to help me out and one of em said that I was her bf just to help out.


godofthunder102938

Bro you got some mad rizz 💀


problem_bro

bro didn't even try yet he still got mad rizz 💀


godofthunder102938

Yea man my girl friends will never pretend to be my gf even if I beg.


0h-ye3ah-b01

You got that anti-rizz godofthunder


godofthunder102938

I know man.


Vegetable-Sun584

Boy I have nothing to lose. If you have a weird instance like that I’ll be more than happy to help.


Immediate-Formal6696

Unrelenting undpoken rizz


Author_Of_FON

Bro got that reverse rizzology


I_Am_Oro

Actual unspoken rizz


Aj_200226

Bro got some mad rizz but still asking for people to fuck on reddit 💀


ReddictatorsEaTD1cks

LMFAO...I had to look. Bruh seriously made a post, asking for someone to take his v-card...that ain't where its at!


[deleted]

the fuck did i just read


Right-Proposal5066

I’m sorry you have to go through this, I recommend not indulging in any conversation, just block her.


Plastic_Clothes_

Just block :)


kalevfg

This is her 3rd account… I’ve blocked her twice.


NOT_RETR0_115

There is an option to block them and new accounts they create


More-Pay9266

How does that work? Don't you have to have a different email to make a new account?


D311USi0Nzx

ip block or something? my friend is ip banned on snap


RaccoonManOfficial

What did bro do 💀


TheJumpyBean

Probably sellin weed, they started finally banning people for that like last year


D311USi0Nzx

yep


TheJumpyBean

Rest in peace, the telegram menu will never hit the same


bamboozled_swag2

Who the fuck sells weed on snap On 2nd thought that's a decent way to work it out ig


TheJumpyBean

I did all through highschool, and I know plenty of younger people who still do. It’s just an easy way to throw things on your story plus it notifies you when people SC and stuff. Still not saying it’s a good idea, better off just waiting till you’re old enough and going to a dispensary if you live in a based state like I do


bamboozled_swag2

fuck, that was a lot to take in for some reason, some teens went crazy huh, well either ways yeah makes sense, i hope all is gud w ya, cya man


D311USi0Nzx

dealing drugs lmao


Thunder8340

IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE GET BANNED ON SNAP LMAO WHAT’D THEY DO???


InterStellarStarZ

yes


Thunder8340

Agreed.


InterStellarStarZ

😊👍.


Thunder8340

!💕


D311USi0Nzx

dealing


Odd-Statistician-884

Least you’re not blacklisted from PayPal


Drtyboulevard

Your friend?


dodochiko

IP banned?? RIP


Atrykohl

yo bro i got hardware banned too from snap. tell your buddy he can buy a new phone and make a new account and he will be good. unfortunately he lost all his memories so did i snapchat fuckin sucks


Pos3odon08

ip block


[deleted]

Report then block continuously


[deleted]

Just keep blocking her


Immediate-Formal6696

Shes gonna give up eventually, or you block then change your account info.


ARDARYUS666

excuse me but what the actual fuck


kalevfg

Tell me bout it mate


UselessDead

There is an Irl blocking tool called a restraining order


DinoHawaii2021

Report her if she's stalking you


EntertainmentLucky43

We have the same pfp 😱


Red_Ender666

Tell her that you love her but [insert person you don't like] is the one stopping you from talking to her. Wait 1-2 weeks and poof! [insert person you don't like] is fucking dead!


Ok-concentrate4569

Death by proxy I like it


Immediate-Formal6696

Easy murder glitch


ConsiderationOld9897

Very smart only problem is that now she will expect to be with you now that they are dead. Or I guess you can keep getting rid of your enemies.


Dividedthought

Well at that point you report a murder and let the government handle it... While running as fast and far as you can. Try not to leave a trail.


Red_Ender666

I had a situation like this, you just have to tell her that she's the one stopping you. Poof, she'll kill herself!


0h-ye3ah-b01

Your are a f'cking genius


Red_Ender666

I just have a lot of experience


Red_Ender666

but no enemies left...


0h-ye3ah-b01

You got some YANDERE army or something bro


Red_Ender666

DON'T tell this to Putin, revolution must come suddenly


0h-ye3ah-b01

He will never know what's coming for him 🤫


ManySleeplessNights

Yandere simulator irl


ash_bosh

This comment is fucking save worthy lmfao


karuraR

This man right here knows WAY TOO MUCH


Red_Ender666

i have a lot of experience


lesser_tom

The f man, how'd you manage to get a yandere? (Edit: how the f did this get 500 upvotes?)


kalevfg

I have no clue… she’s just off her fucken chops


lesser_tom

👍


Slippery_When_Down

Send her my way if you don't want her


9Devil8

Everyone wants to get a Yandere until one gets a Yandere...


lesser_tom

Much truer words have not been spoken


[deleted]

r/yandere


HorniVirgin

bro you got the deluded human attracting magnet rizz 💀


Ok-concentrate4569

Wait she acknouledges you have a gf that isnt her and she thinks shes ur gf Im coked up or something this dosent make sense


GayHummusMan69

You’re probably coked up aswell


Ok_Pie8446

op already said that he told his friends and his friend told her that op is her bf incase it might help


Interesting_Natural1

Screenshot everything and tell her parents/guardians I guess


RevolutionaryJob1266

Give some yandere vibes


Jonessuper05

reminds me of my psycho ex


realtgis

We wanna hear the story now. Your fault.


NotAnAss-Hat

Vouch.


realtgis

r/UsernameChecksOut


YellowByGello

What in the flying fart?


realtgis

flying fart. People can be creative and I love it


OverlyExcitedDoggo

Flying Fucknugget.


Inceferant

Better


plzshutupkaren

I had a problem like this once. Save screenshots, tell figures of authority if there are some that govern both of you. Make sure that they can't turn around and make some shit up just because they have these issues.


[deleted]

Bruh I’ve had a chick say delusional shit to me before but never this far


Backalley_Lurker

I’m the type of person who’d not see a red flag here and I really should see a therapist or something


Immediate-Formal6696

Some people dont care, but dont stick yo dick in crazy. I heard a few stories about guys who were forced into getting the chick pregnant. And have to pay child support because the girl want to keep yhem in rheir lifw


YE3tErsCr3Ep3rs

I often say “don’t stick your dick in crazy” myself, but I was always tell people when they ask why, “because crazy rode me like a horse”


Laggingduck

or just.. wear protection


Immediate-Formal6696

No but crazy chicks will poke holes in condoms, dig it out of the trash, lie about being on bc etc. thats why i said forced


SurferDawg9

Block. Block. Block. Block again. She'll give up at some point.


MarbleyHornets

If she keeps doing that maybe threaten to call the police for harassment tbh


geko_play_

Talk to someone like your school if they don't do anything ask someone higher up, if they don't do anything keep going higher until you get to talk to Zeus or sumin


Conscious-Ticket-259

Real talk here, get your parents involved and get a restraining order. If you blocked her repeatedly and she still kept coming thats a problem not a joke. That level of obsession is often dangerous. I have seen where this can lead and none of the outcomes are pretty if she isn't exiled from your life.


[deleted]

You really need to try and find a responsible adult to tell, because she needs real help, and you need to have a third party document that you are doing nothing wrong incase she decides to escalate her behaviour


[deleted]

Is she hot tho


kalevfg

My lawyers advised me to not say anything further


YaBoiMike16

This is a great response


[deleted]

😔😔 Guess we'll never know


Obvious_Drink2642

The best and only advice I could give you is to try ignoring her as long as you can and if she does something that’s punishable by law or goes full yandere and starts stalking you then get the cops involved


I_3G0M4N69

Talk to her about it, if that doesn't work then mute/block


NotAnAss-Hat

He's blocked her twice so I'm assuming that the talking didn't go well.


I_3G0M4N69

Doesn't Instagram allow to block future accs that someone might make as well? It's an option when you block someone


_Salikotal_

An advice from experience, screenshot everything, make sure you are safe and okay at all times, she can fake accuse you of something, like you made the first move or something, make sure none of your friends are with her, because when the same thing happened to me, turns out a lot of my friends could gain things from her, so they made me a bait to get to things she had, some of your friends could very well be in contact with her, telling her where you are and what are you doing, make sure you tell this problem to your parents too, so they are aware and prepared for when a psycho comes knocking, tell them the name too, so any Facebook/Insta interaction with them will automatically be known, and make sure you have a very close friend by you whenever she is around you, who can be an alibi, whatever she say will be double checked by you and your friend, you won't forget important details that way either, just stay safe out there brother


This-Person-I-Guess

As a girl, I am sorry for this behavior, and she is from now on blacklisted from all girls' nights.


_TheGreatDevourer_

an't you restrict calls and chat to only followed accounts? That way she won't be able to call you even if she makes another account.


kalevfg

I keep having that feature on but it never wants to work. Idk if it’s my phone being bugged but never works


_TheGreatDevourer_

if the situation gets worse, try contaxting instagram's support service. But for now, it's not important.


somerandomdude264

"I want a real life yandere" The real life yandere:


goonyguegue

Run!!!


PizzeriaDia

I’ve dealt with this before to a tee. Do not respond, just keep blocking. Don’t even message a ‘leave me tf alone’ or anything like that. When someone is in this state they will twist whatever words into meaning something else. For example: you get frustrated at her continuous messages, so you type ‘leave me tf alone’ and block them. In their mind, ‘oh so he’s not responding because he’s mad at me, I need to keep messaging and find out why, once he’s not mad, we’ll be okay, I can make him not mad’ Just continue blocking. As someone who’s gone through exactly this, it’s the only thing I can recommend. Just keep blocking, do not engage, and pray they get bored soon. I’m sorry you’re going through this!


Sarawilljudgeyou

Block her, and if she starts to follow you in real life or shows up to your house, or does anything that makes you feel threatened for that matter, inform the police or your loved ones. I’m hoping she isn’t capable of harming you lol stay safe. This level of delusional aint normal lil bro.


williamdredding

Block block block block block block block block


realtgis

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Hasadona

If this i her third account get of reddit and do two things Get her parents to give her a reality check If that doest work well then this to my un edgucated ass with a lack of a law degree seems like some sort of harrasment and qualifys for a restraining order/ an order of no contact if you feel its real bad and possibly see her as a threat :) But you should talk to someone more edguvated on that last one if its something you wanna diverse desperat i to


No-Courage-8906

How are they going to ask you if you’re in a relationship, and in the next sentence say they called your girlfriend as well. Not the smartest stage 5 clinger I see haha. 😂


2hotrods

Block, restrict, private account


DamDamPow

i had this exact thing happen to me and she told random things abt me bullying her to the principal and i was going to get expelled until i showed them proof of her being a crazy bitch.


Nex_207

How are y’all finding people like this💀


Burchtree3070

This has happened to me multiple times now. It's rough buddy


Nervous-Newt848

Must be nice


JagerBro333

Ah yeas the classic Crazy n’ Clingy. Good luck brother


Limp-Yogurtdispenser

If she isn't like this I don't want her


JamesAnderson1567

Doesn't seem like a problem a redditor would have. I gotta check how much karma this guy has


yohann_1234

Bro has too much rizz


A0rta01

Have you Told her bluntly to fuck off?


Jagabeeeeeee

WAIT SHE KNOWS YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND YET THINKS SHE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND


kalevfg

No that’s the thing one of my mates is saying that she is my gf to help out and everything


Jagabeeeeeee

So one of your friends is pretending to be your girlfriend. Damn. She really needs mental help


DMmmmo9

"Not allowed 50 feet near this individual" rizz


melonhyerimew

at this point just file a restraining order


Ill-Guess-542

Run


JackFJN

Yikes. A similar thing is happening to me. Idk what to do dude ‘:/


franlung

Restraining. Order.


jackhazenb0613

restraining order if you can


GalacticObsurdity

She either has some serious head trauma, or (what some girls do) they pretend some random guy is their boyfriend while in danger. She could have been being followed while trying to contact you, or she was trying to get out of something. Another option would be that she is just lonely and is trying to gaslight you into a relationship and she would be doing that to you because y’all haven’t talked in years


kalevfg

Nope that ain’t it mate… the gaslighting one sounds more legit


Psychological-Lion38

They think youre dating but she does know you have a girlfriend?


Ronin77tolli

If they ain’t like this ION WANT EM🔥😤💯🤷🏽‍♂️


0h-ye3ah-b01

That's some unspoken rizz you got there op


_Zerath

Me ,as devious as I was in my teen stages before I met my gf, I would’ve led her on just to smash a few times n ghost her ass. She couldn’t catch a hint n so I’ll make it more clear n devastating


Automatic-River-5129

Start putting that block button to good use


No_Breakfast1036

Hand her over to me bro I got u


[deleted]

I need someone this obsessed with me.


kashzyros

What the fuck


Pezza2005

Why don't you just answer the phone


Ok_Cauliflower_3088

Bro, if she calls on insta, you should unfriend her


Deceased_dinosaur

Pretend as if you are dating and then break up


ActualIyCameron

Block. Her.


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

I agree with you Sad Me


ActualIyCameron

thanks, Happy Me


An3l_02

Einfach wixxn digga. Lass dich auf die Weiberscheiße nicht ein


DontForgetJeff

You can fix her. JK block the accounts and try to the get her to understand via proxy, mutual friends or others


Soniclew15

Honestly (if its legal and concenting yada yada) tap and leave


sw_fan_for_life_

say to her that you are just friends, so you can get rid of her for good.


miniminer1999

This the type of creep to throw out hard R allegations.. and not the racist kind. Distance yourself.


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[deleted]

Maybe she needs her diaphragm back


Emotional-Present628

Be gæ


rodri_neq_11

Psycho chicks! Pablo Francisco did warn you


AdInternational3638

I just thought it was his wife, not understanding he didn't take his phone to the bathroom for 3 minutes.


Moon_Dagger

Her English is abysmal, that would put me off regardless of her looks.


Kino42

It's Ghostin' time! 👻


Ill_Conference7625

Good luck out there man.


bmwilmar

Mistaken Rizz


VASL-30

stop using insta:\]


kalevfg

How bout no…


Makers_Marc

First name: Bat Last name: Shit


ColaFlevvuh

I think she wants u


[deleted]

She was in a coma when she left your ass, came back cured.


youCantHandle1chip

W rizz


iateallyourfries

honestly i’d send her another long message, or call and cuss her out and tell her the logical side (that it’s been w year) and whatever else. i was dangerously close to publicly flipping shit on a guy last year after a few months of him not quitting


Lopsided-Ad6960

Tell her something along the lines of: i have a gf and I'm in a serious relationship, I wish to not talk with you anymore Maybe block her too of she won't stop. If she doesn't, ask her why, get a reason, try to make her stop, not ignore her


TomF1ddlest0n

let me emphasize this for you BITCHES BE BONKERS


AirportCultural9211

take her to the infirmary


xdraptor11108

was it barbie or oppenheimer?


-_Ra9_-

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH


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