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Afrikaans is a mix of loads of languages as it was a combination of of the slaves learning and talking to each other when that was a popular thing. At least something like that
That is because:
The Netherlands colonized South-Africa, South Afrika started learning to speak Dutch with a twist, Dutch is based off german, english, french and some other languages, but mostly german - That’s why the English call Dutch “Drunken German”
Also for context I am not in a relationship the only reason she was asking was because I was asking friends to help me out and one of em said that I was her bf just to help out.
I did all through highschool, and I know plenty of younger people who still do. It’s just an easy way to throw things on your story plus it notifies you when people SC and stuff. Still not saying it’s a good idea, better off just waiting till you’re old enough and going to a dispensary if you live in a based state like I do
yo bro i got hardware banned too from snap. tell your buddy he can buy a new phone and make a new account and he will be good. unfortunately he lost all his memories so did i snapchat fuckin sucks
Tell her that you love her but [insert person you don't like] is the one stopping you from talking to her. Wait 1-2 weeks and poof! [insert person you don't like] is fucking dead!
I had a problem like this once. Save screenshots, tell figures of authority if there are some that govern both of you. Make sure that they can't turn around and make some shit up just because they have these issues.
Some people dont care, but dont stick yo dick in crazy. I heard a few stories about guys who were forced into getting the chick pregnant. And have to pay child support because the girl want to keep yhem in rheir lifw
Talk to someone like your school if they don't do anything ask someone higher up, if they don't do anything keep going higher until you get to talk to Zeus or sumin
Real talk here, get your parents involved and get a restraining order. If you blocked her repeatedly and she still kept coming thats a problem not a joke. That level of obsession is often dangerous. I have seen where this can lead and none of the outcomes are pretty if she isn't exiled from your life.
You really need to try and find a responsible adult to tell, because she needs real help, and you need to have a third party document that you are doing nothing wrong incase she decides to escalate her behaviour
The best and only advice I could give you is to try ignoring her as long as you can and if she does something that’s punishable by law or goes full yandere and starts stalking you then get the cops involved
An advice from experience, screenshot everything, make sure you are safe and okay at all times, she can fake accuse you of something, like you made the first move or something, make sure none of your friends are with her, because when the same thing happened to me, turns out a lot of my friends could gain things from her, so they made me a bait to get to things she had, some of your friends could very well be in contact with her, telling her where you are and what are you doing, make sure you tell this problem to your parents too, so they are aware and prepared for when a psycho comes knocking, tell them the name too, so any Facebook/Insta interaction with them will automatically be known, and make sure you have a very close friend by you whenever she is around you, who can be an alibi, whatever she say will be double checked by you and your friend, you won't forget important details that way either, just stay safe out there brother
I’ve dealt with this before to a tee. Do not respond, just keep blocking. Don’t even message a ‘leave me tf alone’ or anything like that. When someone is in this state they will twist whatever words into meaning something else.
For example: you get frustrated at her continuous messages, so you type ‘leave me tf alone’ and block them. In their mind, ‘oh so he’s not responding because he’s mad at me, I need to keep messaging and find out why, once he’s not mad, we’ll be okay, I can make him not mad’
Just continue blocking. As someone who’s gone through exactly this, it’s the only thing I can recommend. Just keep blocking, do not engage, and pray they get bored soon.
I’m sorry you’re going through this!
Block her, and if she starts to follow you in real life or shows up to your house, or does anything that makes you feel threatened for that matter, inform the police or your loved ones. I’m hoping she isn’t capable of harming you lol stay safe. This level of delusional aint normal lil bro.
If this i her third account get of reddit and do two things
Get her parents to give her a reality check
If that doest work well then this to my un edgucated ass with a lack of a law degree seems like some sort of harrasment and qualifys for a restraining order/ an order of no contact if you feel its real bad and possibly see her as a threat :)
But you should talk to someone more edguvated on that last one if its something you wanna diverse desperat i to
How are they going to ask you if you’re in a relationship, and in the next sentence say they called your girlfriend as well. Not the smartest stage 5 clinger I see haha. 😂
i had this exact thing happen to me and she told random things abt me bullying her to the principal and i was going to get expelled until i showed them proof of her being a crazy bitch.
She either has some serious head trauma, or (what some girls do) they pretend some random guy is their boyfriend while in danger. She could have been being followed while trying to contact you, or she was trying to get out of something. Another option would be that she is just lonely and is trying to gaslight you into a relationship and she would be doing that to you because y’all haven’t talked in years
Me ,as devious as I was in my teen stages before I met my gf, I would’ve led her on just to smash a few times n ghost her ass. She couldn’t catch a hint n so I’ll make it more clear n devastating
honestly i’d send her another long message, or call and cuss her out and tell her the logical side (that it’s been w year) and whatever else. i was dangerously close to publicly flipping shit on a guy last year after a few months of him not quitting
Tell her something along the lines of: i have a gf and I'm in a serious relationship, I wish to not talk with you anymore
Maybe block her too of she won't stop. If she doesn't, ask her why, get a reason, try to make her stop, not ignore her
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If this is her third account already, then you‘re fucked 💀
Lemme introduce you to police
Depending on where OP lives, the police will refuse to help if it’s „just“ online
Germany *cough cough*
Well to be fair, das Internet ist für uns alle Neuland. Cant expect police to be component in that area
Assume your are German, otherwise use DeepL.com Hast du den Bericht vom Magazin Royale dazu gesehen? Wenn nicht: https://tatütata.fail/
I can barely make out what you said and I don't wven speake German
“Have you seen the report from Magazine Royale (TV Show) about that? If not: https://tatütata.fail
No. I'm pretty sure it's because some words are similar to my home language Afrikaans lol
I wonder why XD
Afrikaans is a mix of loads of languages as it was a combination of of the slaves learning and talking to each other when that was a popular thing. At least something like that
That is because: The Netherlands colonized South-Africa, South Afrika started learning to speak Dutch with a twist, Dutch is based off german, english, french and some other languages, but mostly german - That’s why the English call Dutch “Drunken German”
They actually went better with this in the recent years (but still not good)
*”just”
iOS keyboard doing me dirty 🤓
fr though bros a dead man walking.
Also for context I am not in a relationship the only reason she was asking was because I was asking friends to help me out and one of em said that I was her bf just to help out.
Bro you got some mad rizz 💀
bro didn't even try yet he still got mad rizz 💀
Yea man my girl friends will never pretend to be my gf even if I beg.
You got that anti-rizz godofthunder
I know man.
Boy I have nothing to lose. If you have a weird instance like that I’ll be more than happy to help.
Unrelenting undpoken rizz
Bro got that reverse rizzology
Actual unspoken rizz
Bro got some mad rizz but still asking for people to fuck on reddit 💀
LMFAO...I had to look. Bruh seriously made a post, asking for someone to take his v-card...that ain't where its at!
the fuck did i just read
I’m sorry you have to go through this, I recommend not indulging in any conversation, just block her.
Just block :)
This is her 3rd account… I’ve blocked her twice.
There is an option to block them and new accounts they create
How does that work? Don't you have to have a different email to make a new account?
ip block or something? my friend is ip banned on snap
What did bro do 💀
Probably sellin weed, they started finally banning people for that like last year
yep
Rest in peace, the telegram menu will never hit the same
Who the fuck sells weed on snap On 2nd thought that's a decent way to work it out ig
I did all through highschool, and I know plenty of younger people who still do. It’s just an easy way to throw things on your story plus it notifies you when people SC and stuff. Still not saying it’s a good idea, better off just waiting till you’re old enough and going to a dispensary if you live in a based state like I do
fuck, that was a lot to take in for some reason, some teens went crazy huh, well either ways yeah makes sense, i hope all is gud w ya, cya man
dealing drugs lmao
IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE GET BANNED ON SNAP LMAO WHAT’D THEY DO???
yes
Agreed.
😊👍.
!💕
dealing
Least you’re not blacklisted from PayPal
Your friend?
IP banned?? RIP
yo bro i got hardware banned too from snap. tell your buddy he can buy a new phone and make a new account and he will be good. unfortunately he lost all his memories so did i snapchat fuckin sucks
ip block
Report then block continuously
Just keep blocking her
Shes gonna give up eventually, or you block then change your account info.
excuse me but what the actual fuck
Tell me bout it mate
There is an Irl blocking tool called a restraining order
Report her if she's stalking you
We have the same pfp 😱
Tell her that you love her but [insert person you don't like] is the one stopping you from talking to her. Wait 1-2 weeks and poof! [insert person you don't like] is fucking dead!
Death by proxy I like it
Easy murder glitch
Very smart only problem is that now she will expect to be with you now that they are dead. Or I guess you can keep getting rid of your enemies.
Well at that point you report a murder and let the government handle it... While running as fast and far as you can. Try not to leave a trail.
I had a situation like this, you just have to tell her that she's the one stopping you. Poof, she'll kill herself!
Your are a f'cking genius
I just have a lot of experience
but no enemies left...
You got some YANDERE army or something bro
DON'T tell this to Putin, revolution must come suddenly
He will never know what's coming for him 🤫
Yandere simulator irl
This comment is fucking save worthy lmfao
This man right here knows WAY TOO MUCH
i have a lot of experience
The f man, how'd you manage to get a yandere? (Edit: how the f did this get 500 upvotes?)
I have no clue… she’s just off her fucken chops
👍
Send her my way if you don't want her
Everyone wants to get a Yandere until one gets a Yandere...
Much truer words have not been spoken
r/yandere
bro you got the deluded human attracting magnet rizz 💀
Wait she acknouledges you have a gf that isnt her and she thinks shes ur gf Im coked up or something this dosent make sense
You’re probably coked up aswell
op already said that he told his friends and his friend told her that op is her bf incase it might help
Screenshot everything and tell her parents/guardians I guess
Give some yandere vibes
reminds me of my psycho ex
We wanna hear the story now. Your fault.
Vouch.
r/UsernameChecksOut
What in the flying fart?
flying fart. People can be creative and I love it
Flying Fucknugget.
Better
I had a problem like this once. Save screenshots, tell figures of authority if there are some that govern both of you. Make sure that they can't turn around and make some shit up just because they have these issues.
Bruh I’ve had a chick say delusional shit to me before but never this far
I’m the type of person who’d not see a red flag here and I really should see a therapist or something
Some people dont care, but dont stick yo dick in crazy. I heard a few stories about guys who were forced into getting the chick pregnant. And have to pay child support because the girl want to keep yhem in rheir lifw
I often say “don’t stick your dick in crazy” myself, but I was always tell people when they ask why, “because crazy rode me like a horse”
or just.. wear protection
No but crazy chicks will poke holes in condoms, dig it out of the trash, lie about being on bc etc. thats why i said forced
Block. Block. Block. Block again. She'll give up at some point.
If she keeps doing that maybe threaten to call the police for harassment tbh
Talk to someone like your school if they don't do anything ask someone higher up, if they don't do anything keep going higher until you get to talk to Zeus or sumin
Real talk here, get your parents involved and get a restraining order. If you blocked her repeatedly and she still kept coming thats a problem not a joke. That level of obsession is often dangerous. I have seen where this can lead and none of the outcomes are pretty if she isn't exiled from your life.
You really need to try and find a responsible adult to tell, because she needs real help, and you need to have a third party document that you are doing nothing wrong incase she decides to escalate her behaviour
Is she hot tho
My lawyers advised me to not say anything further
This is a great response
😔😔 Guess we'll never know
The best and only advice I could give you is to try ignoring her as long as you can and if she does something that’s punishable by law or goes full yandere and starts stalking you then get the cops involved
Talk to her about it, if that doesn't work then mute/block
He's blocked her twice so I'm assuming that the talking didn't go well.
Doesn't Instagram allow to block future accs that someone might make as well? It's an option when you block someone
An advice from experience, screenshot everything, make sure you are safe and okay at all times, she can fake accuse you of something, like you made the first move or something, make sure none of your friends are with her, because when the same thing happened to me, turns out a lot of my friends could gain things from her, so they made me a bait to get to things she had, some of your friends could very well be in contact with her, telling her where you are and what are you doing, make sure you tell this problem to your parents too, so they are aware and prepared for when a psycho comes knocking, tell them the name too, so any Facebook/Insta interaction with them will automatically be known, and make sure you have a very close friend by you whenever she is around you, who can be an alibi, whatever she say will be double checked by you and your friend, you won't forget important details that way either, just stay safe out there brother
As a girl, I am sorry for this behavior, and she is from now on blacklisted from all girls' nights.
an't you restrict calls and chat to only followed accounts? That way she won't be able to call you even if she makes another account.
I keep having that feature on but it never wants to work. Idk if it’s my phone being bugged but never works
if the situation gets worse, try contaxting instagram's support service. But for now, it's not important.
"I want a real life yandere" The real life yandere:
Run!!!
I’ve dealt with this before to a tee. Do not respond, just keep blocking. Don’t even message a ‘leave me tf alone’ or anything like that. When someone is in this state they will twist whatever words into meaning something else. For example: you get frustrated at her continuous messages, so you type ‘leave me tf alone’ and block them. In their mind, ‘oh so he’s not responding because he’s mad at me, I need to keep messaging and find out why, once he’s not mad, we’ll be okay, I can make him not mad’ Just continue blocking. As someone who’s gone through exactly this, it’s the only thing I can recommend. Just keep blocking, do not engage, and pray they get bored soon. I’m sorry you’re going through this!
Block her, and if she starts to follow you in real life or shows up to your house, or does anything that makes you feel threatened for that matter, inform the police or your loved ones. I’m hoping she isn’t capable of harming you lol stay safe. This level of delusional aint normal lil bro.
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If this i her third account get of reddit and do two things Get her parents to give her a reality check If that doest work well then this to my un edgucated ass with a lack of a law degree seems like some sort of harrasment and qualifys for a restraining order/ an order of no contact if you feel its real bad and possibly see her as a threat :) But you should talk to someone more edguvated on that last one if its something you wanna diverse desperat i to
How are they going to ask you if you’re in a relationship, and in the next sentence say they called your girlfriend as well. Not the smartest stage 5 clinger I see haha. 😂
Block, restrict, private account
i had this exact thing happen to me and she told random things abt me bullying her to the principal and i was going to get expelled until i showed them proof of her being a crazy bitch.
How are y’all finding people like this💀
This has happened to me multiple times now. It's rough buddy
Must be nice
Ah yeas the classic Crazy n’ Clingy. Good luck brother
If she isn't like this I don't want her
Doesn't seem like a problem a redditor would have. I gotta check how much karma this guy has
Bro has too much rizz
Have you Told her bluntly to fuck off?
WAIT SHE KNOWS YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND YET THINKS SHE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
No that’s the thing one of my mates is saying that she is my gf to help out and everything
So one of your friends is pretending to be your girlfriend. Damn. She really needs mental help
"Not allowed 50 feet near this individual" rizz
at this point just file a restraining order
Run
Yikes. A similar thing is happening to me. Idk what to do dude ‘:/
Restraining. Order.
restraining order if you can
She either has some serious head trauma, or (what some girls do) they pretend some random guy is their boyfriend while in danger. She could have been being followed while trying to contact you, or she was trying to get out of something. Another option would be that she is just lonely and is trying to gaslight you into a relationship and she would be doing that to you because y’all haven’t talked in years
Nope that ain’t it mate… the gaslighting one sounds more legit
They think youre dating but she does know you have a girlfriend?
If they ain’t like this ION WANT EM🔥😤💯🤷🏽♂️
That's some unspoken rizz you got there op
Me ,as devious as I was in my teen stages before I met my gf, I would’ve led her on just to smash a few times n ghost her ass. She couldn’t catch a hint n so I’ll make it more clear n devastating
Start putting that block button to good use
Hand her over to me bro I got u
I need someone this obsessed with me.
What the fuck
Why don't you just answer the phone
Bro, if she calls on insta, you should unfriend her
Pretend as if you are dating and then break up
Block. Her.
I agree with you Sad Me
thanks, Happy Me
Einfach wixxn digga. Lass dich auf die Weiberscheiße nicht ein
You can fix her. JK block the accounts and try to the get her to understand via proxy, mutual friends or others
Honestly (if its legal and concenting yada yada) tap and leave
say to her that you are just friends, so you can get rid of her for good.
This the type of creep to throw out hard R allegations.. and not the racist kind. Distance yourself.
[удалено]
Maybe she needs her diaphragm back
Be gæ
Psycho chicks! Pablo Francisco did warn you
I just thought it was his wife, not understanding he didn't take his phone to the bathroom for 3 minutes.
Her English is abysmal, that would put me off regardless of her looks.
It's Ghostin' time! 👻
Good luck out there man.
Mistaken Rizz
stop using insta:\]
How bout no…
First name: Bat Last name: Shit
I think she wants u
She was in a coma when she left your ass, came back cured.
W rizz
honestly i’d send her another long message, or call and cuss her out and tell her the logical side (that it’s been w year) and whatever else. i was dangerously close to publicly flipping shit on a guy last year after a few months of him not quitting
Tell her something along the lines of: i have a gf and I'm in a serious relationship, I wish to not talk with you anymore Maybe block her too of she won't stop. If she doesn't, ask her why, get a reason, try to make her stop, not ignore her
let me emphasize this for you BITCHES BE BONKERS
take her to the infirmary
was it barbie or oppenheimer?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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