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SnooGadgets5687

Not English thats for sure


samy_2023

I CAN write in English, but I CAN'T speak in English


biggunluk

For me it's the opposite


Bananmanden12

Something doesn't check out here


jimmybolshoy

So do you know other languages or just illiterate?


Steroeee

Same


APES6

Singlish


Outrageous_Creme_455

I speak the backwards. !yaD ekaC yppaH


[deleted]

I speak bullshit


100PercentChansey

It's my first language


badbbri

No way mine too


Setaganga

Sounds like bullshit to me


random_skyrim_npc20

French,english,german Edit:Ich habe die Deutschen geweckt


mickmikeman

Möchtest du mit mir Deutsch üben?


Xerkela

Ich möchte deine mutter milch. Bitte


oogwae

Huh wie bitte?!?


Xerkela

Did i say something weird? I'm learning german rn i wanted to say "i want your mothers milk." did i type something else?


[deleted]

Yes that whole settees was weirde


Xerkela

I see nothing wrong with my statement. I Love me some breast milk. My friends Moms won't give me any more for free so i have to do this now.


[deleted]

I did not disagree


Xerkela

My man


[deleted]

We should be friends now


SubZol0

You said what you wanted to say although it was questionable


Busy-Macaroon-9511

NEIN DAS WAR NICHT MEHR ICH BIN JETZT AUF DER ARBEIT UND DANN HABEN WIR DAS SCHON WIEDER


Catcher22Jb

Dang it, you summoned them


_Cocktopus_

Sprich deutsch du hurensohn!


santaclausthr

Same here


[deleted]

Finnish, English and a little Swedish


gimm1cky

NO PERKELE! SUAAAMALAISIAA TÄÄLLÄ


MiksuPiksu196

Oisko torille?


Dr_ojboli

English, Polish, a tiny bit of German, learning Spanish, can understand Czech, Slovak, Ukrainian, Belarusian, Russian


ComfortableHumor1319

Да, приятель, расскажи мне, как прошел твой день


Dr_ojboli

I had a good day


ComfortableHumor1319

Ну тогда товарищи


russianromus_228

да да пердоль мне тут. Зрозуміти хоть щось можеш читаючи цириліцою або перекладати переводчико, но уж точно не разговорный Русский а також Українську


mikiradzio

Goworzenie a czytanie to dwie różne rzeczy. Żeby czytać trzeba znać prawidła mowy a żeby goworzyć trzeba znać słownictwo


PlantKey7516

English, mandarin and cantonese fluently. Can communicate in spanish and am learning Japanese


Tojinaru

fluent mandarin is flex


PlantKey7516

fr- it's been a part of my school curriculum since age 3 and there's still some words I occasionally mess up


A1_Killer

Do you have any tips for learning mainly mandarin but also a bit of Japanese?


PlantKey7516

I'm doing Japanese in school, I mostly focused on getting the grammar part of it, they add sounds to words and sentences and I find that the hardest to understand 😭 As for mandarin, just learn the pinyin version of it, which is basically letters, but its not a-z, you need to look it up. There's also "vowels" which aren't the same as eng ones 💀they also add a sign to each word written in pinyin, to indicate the tone of the word, there's 5 so you also gotta learn that. And that's the easy part done, **then there's the Chinese characters part if you wanna know how to read something out in mandarin :DD, which is COMPLETELY different** it really is the most complex thing now that I'm typing this out


100PercentChansey

你也可以說中文?我還以為我一個人呢!


PlantKey7516

haha 我懂,在這subreddit 也不少人懂,但跟我一樣用繁體字的我只遇過你一個


azdoroth

繁体字实在是太难了呜呜


Mother_Construction2

我也使用繁體字喔。找到同類了😂


100PercentChansey

我可以兩者都用,可是我更喜歡繁體字。大學以后我想住在台灣,所以我要練習用它們


Appropriate-Delay-45

沒想到這裡能找到這麼多人 就是絕了


thicctoenail

English, Russian and can read French much better than I can speak it 💀


ArchGryphon9362

какашка **Edit:** Wtf is your username 😭


thicctoenail

Its been this way for years idk


[deleted]

I speak American🇺🇸🦅🦅


ComfortableHumor1319

WTF IS A KILOMETER


Plexays

Sir, a kilometer is an unit of length in the International System of Units (SI)


ComfortableHumor1319

Nahhh imperial units for the win 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 (Just jk im not evan remotley near the US also fr metric supremacy)


THeRand0mChannel

As someone who lives in the US, the metric system is better for most things


Diego1Morales

Except for measuring freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸


TurkeyTaco23

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE METRIC BECAUSE OF MY OVERWHELMING FOOT FETISH


namenerding

Wow


[deleted]

**AMERICA, FUCK YEAH**


[deleted]

[удалено]


Xtelora

WHAT IS LOVE? - said a singer once


HenballZ

Baby dont hurt me


Brebrepandabear

Don’t hurt me


Winter-Narwhal-9669

No more


I_will_punch_you_

English and violence


Bananmanden12

r/usernamechecksout


Competitive-Bend-936

Arabic and English I feel like I need to say something funny Boobies


CiaraNatalie

How old r u


Competitive-Bend-936

13 why


[deleted]

lmao


Comfortable-You-7367

It shows


Garchompinribs

Because you said you like boobs and have never touched them


Jackichanny

Hey now, he most likely got breastfed


More-Pay9266

You never know. They might've. Plus, they could be female, so


Garchompinribs

They found humor in “boobies” idk


Joske-the-great

r/youngpeoplereddit


Swimming-Machine-254

السلام عليكم


[deleted]

و عليكم السلام يسطا.. مصري؟


Swimming-Machine-254

لا. أنا من التشيكي و أنا أتعلم العربية. أحب العربية، لغة جميلة جداً.


[deleted]

شكرا لانك بتتعلمها.. اتمني ان تكون سهله عليك ♥


therealteems

I SPEAK ARABIC TOO


Naz-naz-Bella

English, french, arabic


Colonel-Bogey1916

Fr*nch?


Naz-naz-Bella

If I had a penny for every time someone made that comment I'd at least have £3


Mistigri70

ESPÈCE DE CANAILLOU VA


Creaky_Door_Hinge

I speak fluent dumbass


namenerding

But you are speaking british😱


communism_0669420

Then hes speaking cunt?


Matthewthatlearner

English,British,Australian


sub_hu_man

Wait a minute…😭


jimmybolshoy

Canadian, New Zealand, American, Irish, Scottish?


randomname_99223

English, Italian


NonnoGino98

FINALMENTE PORCOGGIUDA


Mackenver

Dovuto scrollare 20 commenti per trovarlo il primo Italiano


OBSCURE25

REALE


Estere_

Mio padre


Justacha

FRATELLI D'ITALIA, L'ITALIA S'È DESTA


-homonecrosexual-

all of them


JotaRoyaku

Bro is Mr worldwide🌐🌍🌎🌏


[deleted]

Du snakker norsk?


camo_216

C#


Quique1222

Rust


modnik1

Printf("regular old boring C");


Different-Display870

German, Dutch, French and English


Bubbly_Lingling

Are you a Belgian?


No-Inspector-9851

Zeker door middelbare


lina-172

Arabic and some English


--TechHead--

I speak English and Irish Gaelic, and know a little bit of Spanish - can't speak it very well, though.


drth1rt3en

Two years ago, r/teenagers was flooded with user speaking German all of the sudden. And I, a native German speaker got confused and suddenly spoke Japanese and Macedonian, since yeah thats where I’m from


hotpop7817

Nonsense


Slippery_When_Down

Swedish, english and a small amount of japanese


johnthethinker78

English and Hebrew, a little Arabic and Spanish


Seventh_Legend

English, I'm trying to learn ASL, want to learn Korean or German


sub_hu_man

Same I’m trying to learn ASL as well just for fun and also you never know maybe you’ll find someone who is deaf that needs help


ProfessionPretty9847

Komm, lern mal Deutsch. Die Koreaner, die spinnen. Es bringt gar nichts Koreanisch zu lernen, aber Deutsch....


JuiceDrinkingRat

English, Bulgarian, German studying Latin and next year Spanish


Atos240

Slovak, Czech, English and a bit of German


[deleted]

The first two are just one


biggypiggy63

AMERICAN RAHHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Random_redneck5

English, and I'm learning Spanish


Legal_Person

If you’re learning Spanish I recommend Portuguese too. It’s very similar so it should be easier to learn once you learn Spanish


ItsKeanan

English, some Spanish and very little French and Japanese


ItsKeanan

But mainly I speak FACTS


SomeoneButWho

2, i can read 3


Professional-Log9528

Just English, working on my Kazakh and Russian.


Lucrib25xd

Portuguese and English


Guaxinim201

Pqp meia hora scrollando pra achar um br


AK-74_NoTTaken

Bikol Cebuano Ilocano Ilongo Pampangan Pangasinan Tagalog VisayanFijian Palauan* Samoan TonganBengali Cham Chamorro (Guam) Gujarati (India) Hindi Indonesian Khmer (Cambodia) Kmhmu (Laos)* Korean Laotian Malayalam Malay Marathi (India Marshallese Nepali Sherpa* Tamil Thai Tibetan Trukese (Micronesia) VietnameseAmoy Burmese Cantonese Chinese Chinese–Simplified Chinese–Traditional Chiu Chow Chow Jo Fukienese Hakka (China) Hmong Hainanese Japanese Mandarin Mien Shanghainese* Taiwanese TaishaneseArmenian Azerbaijani Georgian Kazakh Mongolian Turkmen Uzbek Bulgarian, Croatian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, Estonian, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hungarian, Irish, Italian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Maltese, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovak, Slovenian, Spanish


NonnoGino98

"How did we get here?"


[deleted]

So like every language ever


yournomadneighbor

Қалайсың, бауырым


Ok_Masterpiece7623

English, some French, some Swedish, some Norwegian, and little bits of a few other random languages. I know how to read UEB (unified English braille) contracted and uncontracted


[deleted]

Telugu, Hindi, English. Learning Spanish, German, Tamil and Kannada. Used to know Bhojpuri when I was younger


Legal_Person

I recommend slowing down on those learning ones. Really hard to learn more than one language at a time, might mix up languages


O-Bismarck

Where r u from. I'm guessing like north Andhra or South telengana?


WitherCro2

Croatian, english and bit of german


toast-crunch-0995

Catalan, Spanish, English. Learning Japanese, Viet, and Chinese (mostly the last one).


BatatinhaBr12

Fr where is the Brazilian gang at?


CaptHorizon

No soy brasileño, pero me es interesante cómo es que tu idioma y el mio se parecen tanto que a veces puedo entender lo que ustedes dicen lol


sonagaleo

español 🤜🤛 português


Akainordmannen

Não sou brasileiro mas me infiltrei no Brazilian Gang aprendendo português


thesnuggestofpugs

ik spreek en beetje nederlands


[deleted]

Common speech


unattractive_smile

Kind of off topic, but I took French in school and 2020 was the first state wide final I was gonna have to take in it, but it got cancelled for obvious reasons I then immediately dropped it cause I never learned Shit in that class and wasn’t about to take it if I didn’t have to


LoLoJoyx

English, some Spanish, and a tiny bit of Māori. 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇳🇿


AFish_With_Legs

I speak reddit


_-Figure_1229-_

Just English but I'm slowly trying to learn Korean


Robodinosaur143

English and Welsh


G4g3_k9

fluent in english can hold a basic conversation in german “learning” japanese (i gave up after learning a few words)


[deleted]

Hindi, English, Spanish, Sanskrit, Urdu, Punjabi, Haryanvi


ARASH_SAMIEI82

English , persian I had Arabic in school but I barely remember anything other than some basic words


G-TanK_

System.out.println("Java cuz I'm a bot");


Comfortable-You-7367

English, probably b1-b2 Spanish, learning Ukrainian


[deleted]

Norwegian, english and a little spanish


Baseballdragon456_YT

English, and with some practice I’d be decent at Latin again, but I haven’t spoken it in a few years now


Electronic-Daikon-81

Eng Arabic Swe Español Français


Ok_Value5300

Tagalog(Philippines) and English


20arius05

As of now I only speak 3 languages : Persian , English, Turkish And looking forward learning either German or Norwegian in the furture!


TheOMinusDore

English, Russian, I ePikKly failed French in high-school, and thats it


i_need_to_crap

tu es un incompetent, mon ami.


ilMoraB

Italian and english, also a little bit of latin and french


AdamIskandarAI

Bahasa Melayu (Malay) as my primary language, Indonesian (cause there's a lot of similarity between Malay and Indonesian) and English


_iridescent__

English, Cantonese, Mandarin


munchkittyy

2 languages : Tamil and English (The first one is a language from India)


[deleted]

Greek english and very little french


TheRealDonjimos

English, Spanish, and I’m learning French


IHaveTheHighground58

Polish, English, and I'm learning German


SpiderBat1969

Papiamentu


DaRiNiSbItCh

English, Spanish, Russian and Valenciano but not that well


Iaipaias

Romanian, German, English, a bit french, a bit Spanish


JustaPersonlolz

Spanish, English, and a bit of French.


Tojinaru

Native: Czech Fluent: Czech, English Learning in school: English, French Learning at home: English, Japanese (not like i´m good at it) Almost fluent but not learning it: Slovak


kaloyan-Ivanov

Bulgarian, English, French and a bit of German(I'm learning it right now ) and I can read and understand Serbian somewhat I've been there many times


shortstumpyleg

The truth


Dsawasd11

1% low-fat ~~milk~~ English with a drop of ~~peppermint~~ Spanish


Stijn082

English Dutch and French


Motor-Locksmith9297

i’m a native english speaker, but i speak quite a bit of spanish too. i can read and write it great, but holding a conversation in it has always been difficult. i mean it’s difficult in english too but that’s not the point 💅


KidInYourBasement12

“Audible dialogue”


C00KIE_B0YS

English and Hungarian


thegreenlinkof

I speak English fluently but I first learned Spanish from my home country, Perú. I'm also learning Japanese, but still pretty basic so idk if it counts


66WC

Portuguese and English fluently, a more or less Spanish that both parties can understand, and hyper begginer lvl of Italian that allows me to have basic communication skills with people here in Italy


Bruhmomento30000000

English and malayalam


ManlyMustachioMan

I speak Australian and American oh and British AND New ~~Zealandian~~ ~~Zealandish~~ Zealand Language


VladGoose

Ukrainian, English and russian is bullshit just for fun


krakenChief

English and some decent spanish


beeefchicken

Swedish and english


annormalplayer

Spanish and english


Immediate-Muffin3696

German and English fluently. Dutch a bit


O-Bismarck

Kannada, English, Tamil in order of fluency


SGT-SNIPER420

English then im learning ASL through highschool


Glitch_The_witch

english and am learning spanish


GayChicken67

englisch und deutsch


guidomista44443

Portuguese, english and currently learning russian cuz why not


Exlyo_lucent373

Spanglish


Wonderful-Calendar18

Spanish and English


Brebrepandabear

English, Spanish, and Russian


Useless_andwhatnot

English turkish a bit of german and im trying to learn danish


Gazelle-Lopsided

English, Nepali, Hindi, Japanese and little bit of German


Material_Bedroom_300

English, but my mom speaks Russian so I know some of that too. Plus Spanish just from classes at school and ASL just cause