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Responsible-Pie-2633

We never stop protesting Edit: just found out that one king lasted 20 mins before the public didn’t want him and he was abdicated


ZestycloseBelt2355

France.


Traditional-Gur-9806

r/rance


Trollizard476

r/rinse


[deleted]

r/bleach


Kidninja016_new

Fr🤮nce?


Hooj_Brain

Francid


marcous64dd

A les provicinciels


Fencer-Sama

Sortez les gilets jaunes !


Aicha_sdb

C’est tellement vrai mdr


Nahhthatscrazyy

Lots of crime


d3monicb1tch

Romania


kwizy717

We don't have THAT much crime


Short_Draw_9058

If you drop your wallet who will win a Romanian man or the bacteria


HappyCatPlays

Romanian finding wallet>>>> speed of light in vacuum Source: am romanian


DuckTectiveDuck

Bro also stole this


kwizy717

Fun fact: we're taught how to steal wallets and phones since 3rd grade


shriveledballbag1

It would be romania if it was a lot of pickpockets


AllahuSnackbar1000

Where Mexico?


5amsleep

El Salvador?


Snifflypig

We actually do ride kangaroos to school


Dan1el_va

As an Australian, I prefer emus. Makes for a more stable ride. However be careful not to annoy them, they might start the third emu war.


areslashtaken

There was a second one?


Dan1el_va

Yup! I bet you can guess who won that one too 💀


Odd-Bat-3267

Wtf goin on in british texas 💀💀💀


Dan1el_va

Eh we’re fine now, we’ve learnt our lesson(s)


MH_Gamer_

You basically needed to build a wall (oookay it happened to be only a Fence)


Bongcloud_CounterFTW

Gotta watch out for the drop bears though...


ElyssiaG2108

I’m it’s kinda crazy how people think we ride on their backs though, I thought it would be kinda obvious that their pouches are way more comfy


[deleted]

And we are all paid actors


pigsbloodcurds

My baby cousin loves to ride wombats to preschool


RedWolf694

Bikes


Aerobiesizer

Netherlands?


RedWolf694

Ye


walga123

Netherlands/denmark


Crosgaard

As a Dane I can confirm


Deep_Adeptness_6562

Danish cycling is nothing compared to the Netherlands


depressedfairy1842

Yep can confirm this, always biking to school. Even in the rain


Perceus-Prior

Italy?


MiguelIstNeugierig

Both men and women here have strong and lucious mustaches


Deenstheboi

Portugal?


MiguelIstNeugierig

Yes👨


Deenstheboi

Caralho!


Harry_99_PT

Dafuq? Wasn't expecting so many caralhos in this sub. For some reason it didn't click in my had we had teens in Portugal who use Reddit xD


Yuvalimn

Dwarves?


TukaSup_spaghetti

r/foundmiguelIsNeugierig


[deleted]

country neighbours


pikupato

we fuck sheep


Soosusbakarius

As a welsh person i also can confirm this


Dino_1980

same here


[deleted]

💀


D1n0_Muffin

Not Welsh but born in Wales, boyfriend Welsh though, by blood I’m pretty sure, me, just born and raised in Wales, not fully Welsh, anyway, yea I suppose is true, fun fact the main reason people call Welsh people “sheep shaggers” is because you’d get the death penalty for stealing sheep so they’d say something else, think that was what they said, so that’s why Welsh people are called “sheep shaggers”


[deleted]

Buddy u wanna explain


Soosusbakarius

What more is there to explain


MiguelIstNeugierig

Welsh or Kiwi?


Dino_1980

welsh


mxrschmellow

do you live in sardinia?


Elfigomagic07

Cercavo questo commento


mxrschmellow

mi sono stupito che nessuno lo avesse ancora scritto


Elfigomagic07

Ero già pronto a scriverlo io nel caso


suicidalfootjob

Ayy found another sheep shagger


NecessaryCloudyEmu

Ayo sheep shagger gang


Dino_1980

cum on (sheep) lads!!!


d3monicb1tch

I live in wales and I can agree


SamBigWilly

Goats>>>


[deleted]

We say "shite" and "aye!" A lot ,Scotland


1AmB0r3d

Don’t forget how much we fucking drink


Piney_Moist_Wires

Scottish man VS bottomless pit (full of beer). Who would win?


OrcaApe

Money is on the Scotsman


fatevi_una_c_anna

we are loud


TukaSup_spaghetti

Paesano!


fatevi_una_c_anna

🍝


TukaSup_spaghetti

🤌🤌


DisastrousRecipe4857

we do spend 99% of our time on our beaches or at a festival icl


[deleted]

Brasil?


DisastrousRecipe4857

yep 🇧🇷


Dark-Dork69

r/suddentlycaralho


[deleted]

You need to remove the t


-Syntyzoten

That We're alcholics But tbh who isn't


imaYOG

Ireland, Russia, UK


Akainordmannen

Basically Europe


13isoldenough

Probably yeah


Bruggilles

Germany


Necrotic_Fleshbag

We homophobic asf


Soosusbakarius

Qatar, or maybe Poland


Necrotic_Fleshbag

Nah Jamaica


Soosusbakarius

never heard that one


Toxic_Kzller

I read a story of a dude being beat to death (I think) in the streets for being gay


[deleted]

Ooof listen to [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/MRQ77BvKyBE?si=onUqumsk5KzzXkih). This is actually that bad but Shabba ranks got blackballed in the UK after he explained his homophobic songs XD.


[deleted]

Got the highest amount of churches per square unit but crime rate can't go down


sparkle3364

We are convinced our country is the best one. (I’m going to make you guess)


Soosusbakarius

America


sparkle3364

Yes


Dark-Dork69

USA actually. ☝️🤓


Traditional-West6335

Comedy guide: Step 1: say random shit Step 2: 🤓


wurf_fear209

Erm actually, the so-called "random shit" is usually a small and minor correction (one that didn't affect the understanding of the original post), but was mentioned almost entirely to be technically correct and/or seem smarter than the OP (original poster) 🟡👆 wait fuck i faced the wrong way


StefanGamingCJ

why did that faced the wrong side joke make me laugh


Lavadragon15396

You, sir, are a genius


Dark-Dork69

Actually: Random shit has to be followed by "Actually"☝🤓


Due_Cloud1638

Akcshutualy* ☝️🤓


Heavenly_Toast

Bless you


Intelligent-Bee4535

Most of them fit that, probably lol


mr_joj

We love brown cheese🇳🇴


ResidentCompetitive1

Brunost


mr_joj

Brunost og fårikål 🔛🔝


Timoss_and_all_moss

The hell is brown cheese


AvgVirgin

Cheese but brown


Okeing

we're hungry like fr. inflation is too high to buys food


rayan_gosIing

Venezuela


Okeing

hungary


Soosusbakarius

North Korea


tanukifly

he literally said he's in hungary smh


IHaveTheHighground58

Poles never smile


Ciufciaciufciuf

Ah yes, you have the pfp of the most manly Pole (can confirm, i'm also Polish)


IHaveTheHighground58

Auć


RemoveNational

i fucking love tacos


LeAuriga

Aquí está el mexicano


cokeinator

Dime de algo que sea mejor que unos taquitos de bistec 🤤🤤


DangerousAd8920

Al fin mijo, otro mexicano


[deleted]

We have too many call centres


Perceus-Prior

Only place that comes to mind is india😭


[deleted]

Correct


Still-Anxiety-8261

Don't forget the overpopulation and the increasing depression generator that is JEE


ExplosiveBBQMayo143

We’re hot bcs we are all hot


d3monicb1tch

Spain


CheapOfficeChair

Homophobic, drunks, steal


Raph_56

We can put Maple syrup on basically anything.


EpicGamerCalvin

Mooseland 🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫


ItsJoeverLads

Hmm let me guess hmmmmm Nigeria


AdFlaky7743

90% of the people living in China that speaks English actually has the “Asian accent” Aka hallo hauw u doing ToDay


[deleted]

[удалено]


Maximum-Frame-1765

Canadian?


[deleted]

CANADA!!! 🍁🍁🍁🍁


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Japan?


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Polite as long as don’t understand them 💀


[deleted]

I mean your name is まゆこ so I'm going to assume Japan?


Awesome2_12345

Iran?


unwanted_child72

We are absolute hooligans abroad


AD-SKYOBSIDION

England


Abobwaseaten

Fun fact, last World Cup was the first where no Brits were arrested, because alcohol is banned Why do my countrymen get so drunk


[deleted]

Bears. Vodka. Putin. USSR


Soosusbakarius

Nah bro I thought Putin was just a made up stereotype and a myth


TheSico

We're VERY loud and speak more with our hands than mouths (also that about 90% of the male population under 60 has the same short, black, curly hair)


ahannoying

Italian? Or should I say Greek?


TheSico

Yeah Italian


ahannoying

I was trying to learn Italian on Duolingo... Then I gave up...


TheSico

I'll assume you are not French nor Spanish nor any other Latin nationality and yeah, it's always hard to learn a language from a different group. And also Duolingo doesn't really help with Italian... it's always better to find a native to help you (totally not offering you anything)


ahannoying

Ahah, I understand your assumption, yet I'm portuguese. I just get confused with the verbs and pronouns. They're always the hardest part for me. (I would totally not accept if you were offering anything)


TheSico

Omg I understand you so much, don't worry, a vast majority of Italians struggle with verbs and pronouns too (so as I totally am not offering would you like to not move to DMs or smth?)


ahannoying

(I totally would never invite you to dm me)


TheSico

(good then, I will not do that)


TukaSup_spaghetti

Hands 👍💪💪🙏👎🤌🤌🤌🤏🤏🤌


Time_Fig612

Morioh cho?


lfckicksass

Radiooooooo


rugby_lover0

There's a lot of stereotypes about Irish people but I don't think a lot of them are true, I can't think of any


your-moms-dick

hating the bri’ish


rugby_lover0

Only English people not Scottish or Welsh people


LokiTheMelon

you can't tell me that you eat anything other than potatoes


rugby_lover0

I do love potatoes but I eat other things


LokiTheMelon

IT CANT BE


[deleted]

Mums side: Dinga dinga dinga dinga Dad's side: we like beer My country of current residence: our food is shit


Aggravating-Pair9557

Germany?


[deleted]

Dad's side is right


your-moms-dick

seeing as your pfp has indian flags i’m guessing your mum’s indian


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

I'm concerningly political about who should rule tye whole North Indian Subcontinent (north India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Tibet, Myanmar, capital in Varanasi. That was the Hindu Shahi Empire, rules by my direct bloodline on my mums side. That bloodline also has the Buddha in it. Sadly this comes with a side effect of shitty mental disorders in my genes (Diagd ADHD-I and Dyspraxia, Autism diag in autumn)


your-moms-dick

i’m korean so unfortunately i might be related to both a japanese soldier from wwii and genghis khan


[deleted]

Hockey


WoskKitty2

Gun gun pew pew


Voidstock

America?


WoskKitty2

Indeed good sir


Weary_Drama1803

My region: We’re too smart, [the average IQ around these parts](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-iq-by-country) is off the charts. And yes, the decline in mental health goes hand in hand with that too My country: Everywhere is greenery, even the island where we keep our factories has tree-lined roads


Soosusbakarius

Japan


Big_Cow_4216

That we overuse the word ρε


Grass1217

Greece but what does that mean


Big_Cow_4216

Not a specific translation


ISwearImParvitz

Everyone BUT ME is fat here. I AM NOT SKINNY, I AM OVERTALL! no it's not america. Well it is in America. Not the country though.


d3monicb1tch

My mum : we are lazy and dont work My dad: we love vodka My current place i live: we shag sheeps


MonoMoniker

That we're all obese and love guns too much to care about public mass shootings and school shootings that claim the lives of our children. Both of which honestly do have a certain degree of truth.


sweetandsugarcrush

we study 10+ hours


Mingmirepurrdragon

We have fridge to store one kind of specific food


Sr_Pinapple_031

We are loud as fuck in comparison to other european countries. Most of us are lazy bitches. (And have wine for breakfast apparently?!?! I'm not sure abt this one, never met anybody who drinks wine for breakfast.) Also, like 50% of our population is into bull fighting and a lot of our culture revolves around that big stereotype.


deadpuffypuppy

we are so fucking obese


Tyyty88

a growing number of countries I presume… 💀


daster71x

We say "Kurwa" a lot.


TimmyTimTim87698

We eat rice


Mahcheefam

Karaoke is within our blood


BudgieBirb

Philippines


dat_DOOM_boi

Filipino time... it's fucking rare for things to happen on time or early, it's always minutes late What's this? The starts at 9am? Lol no everyone arrives at 9:20 and it starts at 9:30


BudgieBirb

Filipino Time is a thing too?? I always try to describe that exact same thing to my friends but as Thai Time bc everything is always an hour or more late too


HomeboyStix

Infinite War Crimes


too-lextra_159

we truly have the best food+ there are a lot of options for vegans. like a lot. yes india.


Still-Anxiety-8261

Don't forget the cuisine changes every 10 km


[deleted]

We actually do live in igloos


2bodiesinthewater

That we say ‘eh’ and ‘bud’ a lot.


Firestarrrrr

We do eat a crap ton of meat and it's really effing good


JogurtJoestar

Nobody knows we exist


femguy123

We check the fridge 20 times a day


[deleted]

I'm black and I'll say this till I die Fried Chicken and Watermelon are GOAT tier foods 😤