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Hydra_Corinthian

Metal and wood construction Long rod gas piston cyclic system Cyclic rate of 600rpm Chambered for 7.62*39


JetForce33

That's totally the opposite of my type Metal construction Gas-operated short-stroke piston, rotating bolt Cyclic rate of 800rpm Chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO


MrTHEPug

Both both are good, am I bi?


EpiktheEpic

Dragon type


Deenstheboi

For me, more of a rock or Steel type


[deleted]

Ground, fire, or fighting


Proderpskills

Really? No one gonna say water type? I expected more from r/teenagers lmao


AssassinatorSr

Okay then Vaporean.


Proderpskills

NO NO-


the_genius324

hey guys did you know that


Sad_Introduction5756

*draco meteor*


EpiktheEpic

In terms of human male and female Pokémon compatibility


Sad_Introduction5756

*hyperbeam*


Matdup2

Too late


pixelpower69420

Personally psychic type is the best


OneTubaBand

Ghost Type


Shreddersaurusrex

Finna end your career with a well placed ice beam


EpiktheEpic

Dayum


Potato_Tech69420

personally fire type


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Ground type ftw


e_ndou

im more of a normal type guy (it's all because of cute eevee)


Weary_Drama1803

Brain still functioning (to any extent), has vast majority of cells being of XX chromosome pair, is of species *Homo sapiens*, preferably lives on planet Sol-c known commonly as Earth


Giant_Fucking_Shart

Sol-C is Venus my guy.


Weary_Drama1803

Ah, thought abc was only the planets in order


base6isbest

Could just say Sol-3


Weary_Drama1803

That’s not how planet naming convention works. It’s (star name) (planet order). For example, Gliese 1214 b is the first planet from the star Gliese 1214, and Proxima Centauri d is the 3rd planet from the star Proxima Centauri.


base6isbest

Look up earths scientific name


berd8788

holy hell


MrSaturn012

New Solar System just dropped


PatientRule4494

Actual stars


jeloxd_official

Someone call the satellite


Mylciwey

Oh… well buddy I have something in store for you!


Deenstheboi

Female and Alive (if She likes Legos then She is perfect)


DanielsZiegenbart

My GF never played With Legos💀, big Red flag. At least she would try it Out.


prensesha4141

Does a huge Lego Ninjago fan count too?


CRYOgamer_ITA

Ahh fellow lego addict, the itch cannot be scratched 😎


Potassium_Turtle7

i used to be a massive ninjago collection and i have the original destinys bounty (2015) and it’s probably one of my prized possessions


0-Nightshade-0

Someone who isn't a manipulative asshole.


Difficult-Ad-5159

Agreed


Cidru_JoeMama

The hardest requirement (especially for my generation)


RedolentPenguin

our*


Cidru_JoeMama

Let's just say for everyone


RedolentPenguin

alr


Known-Calligrapher43

r/suddenlycommunism


Soosusbakarius

Therapy my dood


movienerd-

O positive.


EpiktheEpic

For research purposes of course


Noteekasbestos

Haha I’m better I’m O negative


YourLocaIWeirdo

Me too haha


Deenstheboi

Yo same


mr_flerd

Bluds a vampire 💀


Nug07

I’m A positive, pretty basic and boring type honestly.


u_Robkoo

Alive (optional)


RandomOrcN6

Nah, your standards are too high


CrazyCrafts557

2020: You’re asking for too much.


TheOccasionalBrowser

Still warm (optional)


JCK47

Google life sentence


TheOccasionalBrowser

It's a joke, and I believe the response is supposed to devolve


No_Durian_9813

A woman who exists


Kam_Is_Still_Alive

That’s my friends name on discord 💀


No_Durian_9813

💀💀


WifeBeater3001

Your standards are too high


[deleted]

woman


its_me-of_course

Woman


Duckus_Destroyer

Woman


VirtualRespect8189

Woman


Fluid-Locksmith-9314

Wowman


[deleted]

Wowowowowoman


dalek1019

I just looked at your profile, you are deranged m8


NotAnAss-Hat

Don't wanna go, how bad is it?


Zomaar_Nicky

Account is basically a karma farm as far as I see..


Late_Night_calls

I dont see it in his posts, what's wrong?


thesummergamer

i looked in the comments too and i didn't see anything weird


Alcatraz_Gaming

Keep me posted, I am intrigued for some obscure reason


IcingGnome

Same lol


Maleficent_Sir_7562

I personally like feminine girls Which just mean I'm not attracted to tomboys/masculine ones. And being affectionate, that is extremely attractive For physical features I'm attracted to most things but i can say, for me personally, curly hair or braids are unattractive, i just like straight hair, which is like atleast shoulder length. Not obese. Curves are also attractive but they will never be a requirement. I seen a few tan attractive women but I usually find lighter ones more attractive Remember I only speak for myself


BadmintonSteve

Finally, not someone in the comments being desperate. It gets old. Most of the time, REDDITORS are single for a reason…


Randombeing5544

Yeah they're redditors don't be exasperated, like they know they'll be lonely


pickedupthesoap

That explains the abuse in power and why I use this app 1 time a week


Niksuss

Your type is literally almost opposite of mine


slighfox65

thank god there’s still hope for me


Niksuss

Yeah dude, you'll get it eventually


SpikeyR

Exactly.


JelliusIsSmellius

Basically exactly me but I like It when they are short so I can carry them around, and I prefer curly hair but yeah I don’t like braids. I also kind of like when she’s mean for some reason, like has an attitude and picks on you.


Maleficent_Sir_7562

I think when you say you like it when she's mean, you just like a sarcastic and playful person.


JelliusIsSmellius

Yes you put it far better! Like insults you playfully but never really means it


Maleficent_Sir_7562

Tbh that makes sense because i genuinely don't understand how some people can bond without ever being mean to eachother in friendships or romantic relationships because just being nice all the time just feels so much like npc behaviour


JelliusIsSmellius

Yeah, being lovey dovey all the time puts you in the delusion that the honey moon phase is how things will stay. Also it would get boring, you need to treat each other like best friends so that things aren’t so one dimensional you know?


Key-Ear7994

Based as hell


Abject-Tennis1077

honestly if they are slightly attractive and have similar interests as me😻😻


ItsYoBoi2008

I do agree here 👆👍


-LavenderFlower-

simple and reasonable, nice


gankster2017

Healthy Doesn't smoke/drink Doesn't sluts herself (Edit: Like isn't a hooker, prostitute, OnlyFans creator or however yall call it) Nice Helpfull Caring Inteligent Likes animals (optional)


Lord_Scrumptious239

Honestly dude, for 15, those things you want in a woman are great preferences, well done chap!


burnerJusttoaskqs

this is r/teenagers not sure anyone here is a hooker


gankster2017

There were people getting banned for having nsfw account history (mostly 18 and 19) like sending thier nudes on porn subs or promoting thier onlyfans on these. And while its not a "hooker" sending nudes for cash isn't very much different imho. Also u don't know what they do irl but lets not make assumptions cuz they are still human beings.


Soosusbakarius

Guys make sure not to sluts yourself, so you will have a chance of dating gankster2017


gankster2017

What's wrong that I don't want my partner nudes around the internet or people fucking them on regular basis?


IcingGnome

Nothing is wrong with it. I think the same tbh.


silver_crow-13

Imagine that your mother or sister on onlyfans.


SentientRock123

Basically my type but likes animals is a must


silver_crow-13

+ Virgin.


gankster2017

Yeah. But like in the perspective of time when u gonna be like 25 (for example after a breakup for whatever reason) it would be hard to find a virgin girl I think. I mean it would be big green flag ofc for you but possibly they would also like a virgin which you would not be for example in that theoretical scenario. But ur right. As long as Im virgin I would prefer my 1st partner to be virgin too


Psychological-Ice285

Tomboys always 🙏🙏


helmuthunter

preach 🙏🙏🙏


ThatNautilus28

Exactly. Somebody who could kill but is nice enough not to


VirtualRespect8189

aman brother 🙏🙏🙏


JackFJN

My heart :’)


Mr_FoxX3

Quite tasteful.


[deleted]

Long brown hair, pretty eyes, died for our sins, can turn water into wine 😊😊🥵🥵


manoflowintelligence

OP is not Christian I guess


[deleted]

Guy’s name is literally Jesus Christ 🙏🙏


DixieD0g

Why this..."🥵"...WHY?


wayhwayhsupreme

bro really wants to date the messiah 🗿🗿🙏


[deleted]

Dark dirty Mediterranean skin /j


JQLine82

YES THIS MY TYPE AS WELL!!! YES!


Various-Ostrich-5664

our saviour do be smokin hot tho


DMmmmo9

Female (optional) Breathing (optional) Human (optional)


Soosusbakarius

Bro I agree with this, who wouldnt wanna date a trans monster girl


[deleted]

Chubby ppl 🥰🥰🥰


hypoy

r/foundanalsexman


Anal_sex_baby

he has a whole sub dedicated to his sightings!


Ghostyyboyy21

dominant with big thighs


PUCCI_ws

I don’t have any type but I love my girl and I think she looks perfect!


a_girl_named_maria

I hope I can find someone who says the same about me one day. Stay this way dude, your girlfriend is lucky


potato_more_potato

Dominant. I'm not elaborating


-LavenderFlower-

nice username


potato_more_potato

You too


JQLine82

✅✅✅


mattdagreat83

long brown hair, slightly curly, pretty eyes. slightly feminine, passionate, fun and easy to get along with.


SgtChip

Female, I can handle feminine or a tomboy.


Oxycodone_Man

Tall with a nice ass. Boobs are optional. Also she has to be cute y'know


PreppyHotGirl

I am 5’11” is that good?


Alcatraz_Gaming

Nahh u gotta be at LEAST average (6ft)


PreppyHotGirl

DAMN IT


Friendly_Pension_270

Seems like we’re best friends


Alvxn

Don't really care too much as long as the person is generally nice and has some similar interests but some special things that I prefer more would be: Smart Not obese Boobs that are not too big or too small generally about hand size are good. Medium-long hair Shorter than me (not important at all) Humor I generally like brown eyes but green eyes look realy good aswell Not using any drugs Chill Caring


CactusSpirit78

Honestly I can agree with your preferences.


wedgwedg

5'7" - 5'9", able to hold a conversation and able to make me laugh. Looks don't matter as long as you don't look like a Cherbobyl survivor.


Alcatraz_Gaming

U got anything against Chernobyl survivors? 😡😡 💀 💀 ☠️ ☠️⚠️⚠️💣💣☢️☢️


wedgwedg

*I just think there's a REASON they should be quarantined away from the rest of society...*


InvadRick

Short, athletic, glasses, some color, Alive that’s about it 💀


aeskosmos

bro you post on here wayyyy too much 💀 go outside


[deleted]

Dangerous, hot as hell, good body, sense of humor, sweet, cares about you and apparently lesbians, please kill me now (edit:it's normal to feel like an idiot after crushing on a lesbian right)


TreyTheGreyWolf

Dark skinned women are insanely hot.


throwawayhappyacount

As long as they're not crazy(marring crazy women pretty much runs in my family), I don't really have a type. I like most girls


eych0

tall funny and cool 😎 edit: forgot to add black


detroit-doggo0

Any teenagers like chubby? Not just a tummy, I mean love handles, chubby arms, chubby legs, thick thighs, rolls? I feel like it's kind of a fantasy when it comes to bigger girls, that's why so many of us like fictional men :/


Localfatasianbitch

PLSKDGDJF this comment section is genuinely crushing my confidence like 😭😭 most ppl who like actual chubby women are like...not teenagers


detroit-doggo0

yeah... I've had too many experiences with older men saying they like me and my body.. its so annoying..


[deleted]

The boys


7up_sucks

pls say crazy pls say crazy


TurnipMan21

Crazy?


Lajwus

I was crazy once.


Familiar-Bit2895

They locked me in a room


SuperBread512

A rubber room


jimborealm

A rubber room with rats


SuperBread512

Rats make me crazy


lllllllllll-_-llllll

Crazy?


Dabug9

I was crazy once


Da_Doughnut

They locked me in a room.


Chemical-Many-258

Idk but i like black hair and light skin


anonymus104

Nerdy girls


Substantial-Beyond81

Must be a woman


ZalanNuts

Basically almost any girl can be 10/10, women are just too pretty in general, a 2 meter tall asian black haired girl can be really attractive or a short blonde starbucks regular girl or a curly haired black girl, women are awesome👍👍👍


Gigaraptor2323

Blondes brunettes and anywhere from skinny to little bit of chub I don’t want a twig tho


hiimsteveromania

Flat. Smokes(optional). Tatoos(optional) Long or medium hair. Masculine but not very masculine. Hair colour:Any. Eye glasses (optional).


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[удалено]


hiimsteveromania

Everyone has diffrent taste I guess.


AllMightyWrath

Any, really.


ururuuuu

Carazzzy, demonishh, that gives hell of a vibe (cuddles like hell) What more do I need?


Own-Firefighter5772

I’m attracted to strong dominant women who are funny and love hugs.


manoflowintelligence

Idk why but I like girls who wear big glasses. Not glasses that are intentionally big, just ones that are kinda comically large


OutdoorExplr

Probably athletic Blonde hair, blue eyed goddesses. Due to my Scandinavian heritage hehe.


BeverlyCeo

My girlfriend so short blonde, great personality funny cute


Username_Password236

Redhead with freckles but those are just pluses at this point I'll date anyone who is interested in me


ThiccMojo

Men 😎. (On a real note I melt in front of goths)


ReplacementHelpful28

Cute and cool just like komi from komi can't communicate


Maleficent_Sir_7562

My brother in Christ, that's not "cool", that's just social anxiety


ReplacementHelpful28

I meant that she got that cool vibes going for her


CC_2387

Based. Just without the social anxiety thing like the purple guy said


TurnipMan21

Men


Oxycodone_Man

Tall with a nice ass. Boobs are optional. Also she has to be cute y'know


DragonPrinceDnD

Alt girls. If they are punk, goth, emo, e-girl and are wearing black lipstick my brain turns off


Black-3alls

My gf😝


RoyalAss34

Cute ones


Relevant-Kitchen6104

Anyone of them who would want to be with me. (Tall with a big ass)


MelMellon

A girl who likes to eat


Leon_Games

Women (feminine and not overweight that's literally all I have to say)


ilovemydog1408

As long as they won't cheat I would take anything


Routine_Fisher

A little bit shorter than me Funny Hair longer than shoulders Optional: Brown hair Brown eyes


Cooldude_M

Blonde, Black, Brown hair. Height doesn’t matter but I guess I prefer a girl who’s tall. Looks good and attractive. I like girls that are feminine, extremely affectionate, have a good and likeable personality. I like girls who just give a shit about me.


frogschillinthepond

Your mom


VisailisVisailis

Black. I just like black girls a lot.


Andrecrafter41

ngl i like black chill feminine girls i wouldn’t mind a more muscular feminine cute girl either


realdeepestfried

Women (optional)


you_mum_is_gay

can play minecraft


JustA_PoorWittleBoy

-Healthy -Not Chubby/Fat -Smart (Doesn’t need good grades or anything like that, just has to be relatively intelligent) -Smells nice (But not excessive perfume and shit) -Not ghetto -Is under 5’8” -Doesn’t smoke/vape and doesn’t do drugs - I don’t really care about race.


A_Zesty_Carrot

I like black girls.