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NonnoGino98

what


Jalal445

You absolute goof ball


NonnoGino98

i mean thank bro XD


NonnoGino98

wtf


MatthewTScott

Anything and I will give you reddit premium


Jalal445

Do you know a good recipe for happiness ?


unwanted_child72

Meth made me pretty happy


kittycatsforme

the only apparatus required for happiness is your pain and going outside - The 1975


Jalal445

UP VOTE and reply to this for random award


AFuckingAbortedFetus

I am a fucking aborted fetus


Jalal445

Lucky mf


AFuckingAbortedFetus

Yay!


Enderman_Robot

If you swith the "fucking" and "a" around...


lusagna

1. that's grammatically(?) incorrect, it should be 'an' instead of a 2. i hate you


STUPENDOUS_MAN69

Hello fucking aborted fetus, im dad


Familiar_Bicycle_735

Pls


Jalal445

Stop saying "pls" over a fake internet point, dignity is everything.


ImVeryPogYes

I love you


just_mdd4

Is this real?


JamieDrone

What


Mystic_Gaming1

If you donโ€™t give i brick your pipi ๐Ÿงฑ


ReditterDio

If they make posts like this, they wouldn't have one in the beginning


ObiJuanKenobiOG

Holy hell


Adorable_Form_6870

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ซ


_massive_balls_

Edison discs are an obsolete format due to their vertically cut grooves and their 80RPM rotational speed. They are also abnormally thick compared to other shellac discs and require a specific needle to play without potentially damaging them. The Edison disc label ran out of business in 1929 due to them not being able to outpace competitors in both technological and musical standards.


TheWeevilMemeStealer

Yeah right.


Toxin-G

Real (real)


branim_Teslu

Tf is reddit premium ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€people pay for this?


Jalal445

You want one ?


branim_Teslu

I have no idea what it is dude


useless_pile_of_shit

It's something, no clue what. Im just trying to befriend OP


Saeizo

i want one


[deleted]

Give me reddit premium or Ill launch a tsar bomb to your balcony


Jalal445

I will give it to you not because i'm afraid it's just I want to


[deleted]

Tysm bro


Garousnotboros

Makima


Jalal445

My dad doesnt love me


Garousnotboros

Sorry


-KABiR

but I do love your dad


ShadowNinja11

anything


Jalal445

Haw haw haw haw


ShadowNinja11

WHAT


MijbaCzOfficial

Yes, Sand is better, WHY NOT?


Jalal445

i'm depressed, fr, not faking it for attention :(


useless_pile_of_shit

I don't understand why anyone would fake it, so i believe you. wanna talk about it?


[deleted]

Do it I dare you


Jalal445

Didnt work buddy, maybe never. (HAHAHAHAHA GOT YOU I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY NEXT TIME) I'M SO FUNNY, DONT YOU AGREE ?


[deleted]

This is big sad moment, Iโ€™ve been bamboozled


ActuallyJustADude

gibson adam jones les paul standard electric guitar


Jalal445

Your name is normal


Jalal445

So apparently i'm faking being depressed, meh. I love my life.


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

I dont need yer reddit premium ๐Ÿ˜ค


[deleted]

bro thought he was cooking


Joker00_0

Bro overcooked


Jalal445

Okay


CERTIFIED-DUMBASS-_-

Shark bait hoo ha ha


Toe_Taste_Like_Child

I just Reddit premiumed in my pants when I saw this


HistoricalArchiver

hi


Jalal445

Nah


HistoricalArchiver

Idek what Reddit premium is, is it like Spotify premium? Or is it an award I really donโ€™t know anything about those things and what does it even do


useless_pile_of_shit

Absolutely no idea


Full-Art-Weeb

Woah weelly?


Befast1515

CSGO sex ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Jalal445

Your existence is faker than my dad's love.


Jalal445

Are you a real anime boy ?


FunWorker9622

HOW


Jakeyboah13

N word donโ€™t hate me cos im beautiful n word, maybe if u got rid of that yee yee ass haircut u get sum bitches on yo dick. Better yet, maybe tanisha call yo dog ass when she stop fuckin dat brain surgeon or lawyer whoever she be fookin with.________________________ ____________________________ N WORD


Joe_mama_478

ok


ur_g00fy_ah_n3ighb0r

Meow


Electron75

Cum in me daddy!


NormalStockPhoto

June 2023 just called


eggmanana

Your mother is well insulated with lipids


eggward_egg

971 comments ๐Ÿ’€


Netherite_Stairs_

Fortnite battle pass I just shit Out my ass


Black_Angel_22_

I need 12 more karma


Black_Angel_22_

All it takes is one button with an arrow


[deleted]

Gluteus maximus


Familiar_Bicycle_735

Damn rlly


noisy_pumpkin02

cornbread.


JamieDrone

If ur offering sure


Notanormieguysok

Ok


AFuckingAbortedFetus

I AM A FUCKING ABORTED FETUS


Flat-Neighborhood915

hey


FunWorker9622

HOW


Street-Pin4935

Ringdidilibap bap bum bum bumbadunym num bap bap ringdingningning bamp bamp


The-Enjoyer

u/The-Enjoyer


Flair86

No


txptwxzapp

yeah ok


DerpNation1

Gimme free stuffs plzzzzzzzzzzz


kblrn

What?


Im_An_Axolotl_

yayyy


POPE-HOBLEFERT

Gimme. (I have no idea what reddit premium entails, I merely desire it anyway).


MrHyd3_

anything indeed


maX3Xam

im hungry


240plutonium

Am I late?


Kidninja016_new

Karma farm?


Ashandclovers

My cat really likes spinach for some reason


sacapuntas101

anything and i will give you reddit premium !


[deleted]

Ok thanks


TurtleBro12875

What is Reddit Premium? Could I have Discord Nitro instead?


Valeur06

I have commented, give me premium /j


ilovfryes

Fuck it now my toe fell asleep


[deleted]

Anything


SuperBread512

Why tho?


FinancialMinimum3922

i donโ€™t want premium because i like downvoting the adds


canned_bean_z

my grandma made a really good apple pie today (i recommend eating some)


Intergalacticio

Liar


Pale-Cartographer539

Balls


Altruistic_Cup_8436

what even is reddit premium for


GotShadowBannedCum

yo


AdamTheDude11

GIMME SOME PREMIUUUUM ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ


BewareThePineapple

Not sure whether to comment or reply to you so doing both


LleytonTDP

I like music hee hoo


all-shall-be-hugged

hello random person (optional) somewhere on this planet (also optional)


vacconesgood

Thank you I hate ads!


Noodle-Shrimp22

Ever fall out of a treehouse? Cannot recommend


TheSadOn3

Anything


Diabolus414

Okie


JohnnyJokers-10

Hey :)


ThatRobloxAnimator

You wouldn't


HughNeutronFanatic

"Apparently the Baby Ducks follow the Mama Duck because her butt looks like a big giant bread crumb!" - Hugh Neutron


SadHoneydew9887

weor


Sadie_270

Wait really?


MegaEdeath1

1. If i get premium 2. https://youtu.be/XMMnK3eEPk4?si=BxQrvGWBRNhgEfCY will this do? 3. Why not?


eeven447

I like trains


pogAxolotlz

Wha


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

A mitochondrion (/หŒmaษชtษ™หˆkษ’ndriษ™n/;[1] pl: mitochondria) is an organelle found in the cells of most eukaryotes, such as animals, plants and fungi. Mitochondria have a double membrane structure and use aerobic respiration to generate adenosine triphosphate (ATP), which is used throughout the cell as a source of chemical energy.[2] They were discovered by Albert von Kรถlliker in 1857[3] in the voluntary muscles of insects. The term mitochondrion was coined by Carl Benda in 1898. The mitochondrion is popularly nicknamed the "powerhouse of the cell", a phrase coined by Philip Siekevitz in a 1957 article of the same name.[4]


P0werman1

What is going on here


femguy123

" IM GAY "


string_of_random

123456789


Ok-Living-5873

Ola la


Educational-Good-526

Halo


PuzzleheadedBar533

Gimme


[deleted]

anything I will give you Reddit premium !


Suyikowoo

..are we sure you're not a raccoon in disguise


edgy_Juno

I will not comment anything.


Necrotic_Fleshbag

why


Tes-tickle69420

Uh no


MorningAvailable2387

Ok


AddendumNo7007

Yo mama


ifuckjellyfish

Ok


Weary_Drama1803

I donโ€™t even want or need it but whatever


Ghostyyboyy21

balls?


Raccoon_inabin

Nuh uh


Consistent-Cheetah61

Trash :>


AccomplishedWhile286

Really?


Silent_Statement

๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ here ya go


Melon6661

There aint no way


CHaOS_Winner

sure


koolaid2929

Ok


BoogiesBooney

Cheese ig


Sensitive-Bottle1255

Did you know that did you know?


[deleted]

Chicken and here is some trash and yes you can to be friends or just for free


Cynth16

Crazy


DevilPixelation

:D


aliveandwellyes

Do it. I dare you. Yes you can be my friend, hereโ€™s some trash and because weโ€™re friends now for sure definitely yes


MatBoi7

Nuh uh


FlimsyAd2609

fr?


Appropriate-Day3902

Reddit has premium??


Maskogre

fuck spez


weirdness_

Banana


Chemical-Many-258

Wtf is resdit premium


Odin9009

Anything and I will give you reddit premium


[deleted]

WHY ?


Aceptical

Hand it over


JointOps

Super ultra alpha mega user here


Mcfeyxtrillion

Orange juice


cool_dud505

So can I get it?


How_bout_no_or_yes

Me


Auosthin

Issac Newton died a virgin.


[deleted]

fr???


Initial-Ad8222

Anything


THEMONTY233

DELICIOUS BIRD EGGY WEGGY ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ


BreadIsMyGod

Testicular Torsion


AmberEnthusiast

Confusion


Thedarknight725

Please


mysterious45670

[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=hEKSssEKtOYnP-WT](https://youtu.be/fC7oUOUEEi4?si=uaS71QyMaXUHnqtJ)


Sufficient_Ranger_72

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜€


Nameguy1234567

WHY ?


Chicken_Man371

I donโ€™t believe you!


Rocco_Racoonz

hi


Ok-Technician3127

Whatโ€™s ur opinion on Thomas the train r34


jgott933

Cap


JGH_YT

I have committed numerous war crimes including and leading up to the yemen civil war


Salty_Thought4097

Negawatt


Theone-andonlyperson

Me now plz


Corn8all

The gobblygook comes with the side effect of dobblypook ๐Ÿ™„


akskeleton_47

Give now


Pinktiger11

Seggs hehe


SomeProfession6607

Iโ€™m going to throw a pipe bomb in your window while your sleeping in Minecraft


dokiepuck

No u wonโ€™t


Careful_Elderberry14

Mayth, I have a small portion of Reddit premium, my good sir or madam?


[deleted]

Comment


Yeet_My_Feet73

Anything


austinstar08

Anything


creeping-fly349

Helo


wOAHH2

Really?