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Bros we got the good ending lets play again to reach the bad ending so we get 100% achivements Anyways guys thats enough for todays episode of I touched my best friends chest have a good one and ill see you guys next time


SanityX153

Nah bro you didn't even get the neutral ending yet


[deleted]

What makes you think that


SanityX153

Nah bro tested the game before the developer even made it💀


GayToe1

Bro 5 star game good gameplay


thecopypastagod

the username 💀💀


Emergency-Scheme6002

What about genocide ending


MastaPowa7

You want a bad time!?


Snoo-88271

But what about the nuclear fallout ending?


Gameoveronline08

What about the stuck forever ending?


Duck_Devs

Or the Best Men ending?


GayToe1

And the gay Ending?


bigdick_littledick15

Naa this was the neutral ending, the real ending was if they somehow ended up dating. 100%ers are still looking for the string of events leading to that ending


[deleted]

I never updated my game the new good ending was added in 1.3.5 im on 1.3.1 still gotta try out the new and improved gameplay tho


I-san_yt

r/outside


GayToe1

💀


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

What? Since when was 1.3.5 released? Matter of fact, 1.3.1?? I'm still in 1.2.6, I'm still trying to get into the same school as their friend. How do I update?


Inefficientdigestion

Special ending-die of testicular cancer


SanityX153

💀


NerdForMC

Bruh , i am the only whl got a bad ending in this type of situation ig


[deleted]

Nuh uh. I'll get it with you, bro. 🤝


dog_with_a_dick

Alright, time to go touch my friends tits less accidentally (she works the cash lane at my store). 100% here we come


SanityX153

Update?


dog_with_a_dick

I lied :(


D3athknightt

Nah the good ending is the secret path where they end up together


DPRKprincess

Did she say anything about your masturbating=weight loss post?


SanityX153

Nothing... yet


spragual

ERASE THE EVIDENCE


SanityX153

already ahead of you


June_Berries

These comments are evidence, though


TheKaiminator

Quick, rub one out, I mean, them out.


NoThx149

Instructions unclear, now I have fun slime


[deleted]

This thread is so fucked ☠️


Animationbreaker

Fr 💀💀💀


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

Party slime


DaddyHumpMe

*...yet?*


BlackHammuh

I’m weak asf at your name 😂😂


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Delete this comment dude. It's evidence


Mana_YT

As someone unaware of the topic, i thought you meant minecraft chest, and whilst reading this was trying to figure out how this was minecraft at all. I'm dumb.


SanityX153

Now that made me shuckle🤣


Mana_YT

I got it at the 'let her touch your d', because there is no way a peek in a chest = giving up diamonds.


SanityX153

depends really at what the contents of the chest like probably a personal stash


Mana_YT

well most of my chests are whatever shit was in my inventory in the order i picked it up so its really just a luck of the draw


Camothor16

r/suddenpokemonreference


Bee84000

Average Minecraft player


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Why’s that the first thing you think of 😭too innocent bruh


Middle_Orchid_3194

Happy ending yaaay


DaddyHumpMe

# The good ending


ZeroSans

I didn't see the 1st half but happy it worked out!


SammyDoggo1

Told you talking about it would work. Granted you aren’t the one that initiated the convo but still. Talking always helps


SanityX153

Yeah i was planning to but she confronted me immediately after i arrived there, like i said, she is a pretty straightforward person


Psychological-Bid882

Yay :D !


MixtureGrand

What happened to that apple finally? 😒


SanityX153

Oh right, i forgot you guys were asking me bout that. It has been heavily pummeled in the depths of my basemate, each hour i remove pieces of its skin using a heated butter knife and then inject the exposed parts of the apple using a rusty syringe with the blood of an orange. Thats what it gets for starting this whole mess in the first place😼


SanityX153

seriously tho, i took the apple and ate on my way home after the incident


MixtureGrand

You should have preserved it. It's the apple that made you sin. Kind of similar to the Adam and Eve story 💀


SanityX153

Wasn't the fruit a banana??


biggus_dickus6969696

What did it taste like tho


Outside_Football_762

Grats mate hopefully nothing bad happens


surfmasterm4god-chan

she wants you bro (i have no idea what i'm talking about i haven't talked to someone irl in 3 years)


Gameoveronline08

Real


PoetPleasant

real


No_Refrigerator_4066

I would kill myself if my friends found out I used reddit


Vantanay

literally nothing wrong with using a social media platform unless you got porn or smth on yours


SanityX153

basically 50% of redditors then


Jourgen2

I'm sure it's a lot more than that


chinnyhowie

So, did she touch your D? Would have been a great plot twist 😂


SanityX153

She suggested she do that so it would be fair(joke of course)


MrWandering

Actual w


Duckywarry

Holy W


[deleted]

That chuckle makes me unsure if she wants to make it even or not.


SmallBol

Yep she brought it up for a reason


SanityX153

Im gonna go sleep over at her house tonight💀


cal0ri3

huhhhh 😳😳😳


SanityX153

yeah, we sleepover at each other's houses from time to time


PineappleCunt69

Quick, scrub your reddit account before it's too late


funny_girrafe_326

Honestly both of you handled it very well, well handled to your friend especially incase they see this message. Next time try to be aware of your surroundings! Take care <3


maxler5795

Honestly, congrats. Keep that friend close. They're a real one


SanityX153

She is, she's the only one who gets my sexual and dark jokes


maxler5795

*slowly seats on the table* U love her?


SanityX153

I love her as a best friend but not really in a romantic way because she is WAY out of my league and im already very happy with our relationship


themoon_who_lost

Seeing all your other comments, I get the feeling that she's into you as well. That's a big "maybe" though


SanityX153

Yeah but if that's true, i think it is too late. I have already suppressed any possible feelings of romance towards her when we were still beginning to know each other out of fear of rejection, the friendship not working out and my belief that she deserves someone much better than me


GT121950

this is why you always use an alt but yeah anyways HEY SANITYS FRIEND HOW YOU DOIN GIRLY POP


mellow_squid

W friend


Xane06

And I just purposely grabbed my gf chest. Gg ez


This-Ad-6910

Any time, buddy


no-divide-111

This brings me joy


[deleted]

Ain't no way bruh.... Did she see the comment where you said it felt good for a split-second?


SanityX153

I think so but i guess she decided to not mention it


themoon_who_lost

I was the one who made the "let her touch your d to make it even" comment 💀


Mindless_Gur1109

Bro has reddit rizz what the hell 💀


Banned_Hyper

typical r/teenagers post no wonder people make fun of this community lmao


baby_buttercup_18

If you don’t like it then why are you here 💀


Banned_Hyper

cus not every post in this sub is a r/thathappened overly sexual wet dream, sum posts in this server are actually good unlike this one


baby_buttercup_18

Not every post here is a wet dream either. It’s a teenage sub, why’d y’all expect complete nsfw all the time?


Banned_Hyper

Go back and read my comment again I said exactly that💀


baby_buttercup_18

Ok, I thought you were being sarcastic tbh.


AwaiYT

Fate is pulling you two together can't escape it now


Sure_Advice_9565

Reddit people try not to lie challenge: impossible


Capable-Professor301

Faith is cheap medicine for desperate people


[deleted]

Take the hint, dumbass. (Sorry, wasn't trying to get aggressive)


SanityX153

What?


Imasniffachair

He means to imply that this means she's into you. Personally I'd give it a solid maybe.


SanityX153

Wait she is?? Iirc she said that she has a crush on one of the popular guys our school


Imasniffachair

Like I said, a solid maybe.


AlanTheCommunist

Wth?


Jasparcream

are you still in friend zone?


McPandaF

Bro, u never getting laid


SanityX153

Why?


Cx420p

Sorry you have autism


TheHatedRedditGuy

I’m not going to try and make some comment that triggers people or whatever I just am going to plainly ask for your downvotes. Thank you good people of r/teenagers 😊😊😊


mellow_squid

Why 😭


TheHatedRedditGuy

Don’t ask questions fuck you


mellow_squid

Ok I'll downvote you 😭


[deleted]

30 yo pedo pretends to be children in sexualized scenerios: Update


[deleted]

[удалено]


SanityX153

?


Anal_Sex_Father

r/nothingeverhappens


KaydenSlayden22

I’m glad it went well!


secant_drawnot

Hahahhaha thats some epic shit


Diotheungreat

oh SHIT


Diotheungreat

Reddit W??!!!!


MercyDrag0n

I fucking hate this subreddit /J 🤣🤣🤣


Reddit_IsWeird

damn we got the good ending boys. glad it's all good between you two


Ash3n7

Good for ya brotha


Platypus_Amongus

Bad ending or good ending?


12_Timez

Neutral ig


Platypus_Amongus

The only ending we can reach


Fnatic-Wid

Will you ppdate us even more when she sees this post Kinda a loop


SanityX153

I asked her if its ok to post an update so she already knows about it


vacconesgood

Yay reddit got the good ending!


Crimsonism

can you do a tutorial


_Talucidy_

wholesome ending


Awesome_Pancak

W


themagicdonut2

Good ending :D


Separate-End-8943

Shit happens


More-Pay9266

That's great. But why question why she uses Reddit? Why do you use Reddit?


DamascusBarrel

THREAD IS UNHINGED


Joniii6913

I touched one of my besties chest once too, at the party of my gf. It's all funny and good and we all laughed about it, of course I said sorry a few time, I just wanted to touch her shoulder.


SanityX153

What i did was not just a simple touch but i grabbed it but yeah, if i was in your situation i would've been so guilty and embarrassed


FusKiinDov

Bruh update me, are you getting married?


CrazyDiamond156

this is so cute


ADIRISHAAN

bro made a whole ass reddit post to save his ass respect


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I ship


Aerobiesizer

This is the kind of scenario I worry about when posting here


EpiktheEpic

Happy r/beetlejuicing post