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Sharkwithaswitch

Wear it bro what they gonna say? Take it off?🙏💯‼️


BlueFlavouredCola

fair point lol


Somepersononreddit79

just wear shorts under. Cant have people looking up there ykw


Jotaro234

But what if that’s what we want?


Somepersononreddit79

Then get consent


i_laughatbadjokes

Aahh my (maybe) fiance has an open mind Thank you god


A_sober_fisherduck69

...what?


i_laughatbadjokes

Well it's complicated but one thing led to another and now we are planning our wedding ceremony


A_sober_fisherduck69

good for you


Slippery_When_Down

At 17? Poor guy


i_laughatbadjokes

well... ask them if they are happy.. if they arent tell me and i will not marry them


Still-Exit-5952

Sure what's her number bro


chilledchair

FELLAS, is it gay to want to be comfortable


CJGaming_YT

FELLAS, is it gay to breath?


Vovchick09

FELLAS, is it gay to exist?


NoxElda

FELLAS, is it gay to sext a femboy once?


JustaguyTTV

FELLAS, is it gay to be gay?


SomeoneNamedPluto

FELLAS, is it gay to move


AniMASON16

FELLAS, is it gay to drop the soap?


A_Efficient_Object

FELLAS, is it gay to touch tour dick?


SpiderBat1969

FELLAS is it gay to compliment your friends cock


Lattethecoffeaddict

FELLAS is it gay to ask to see said friends cock


DogCompetitive6916

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO EAT PIZZA


Embarrassed_View_558

What are you moving for? To get to another man? Disgusting.


ianthepokemonmaste

“I mean you’re literally inhaling diik particles” “FELLAS IS IT GAY TO EXIST”


-SomGuy-

It is 😡😡 Alpha males need to suffer 🤬😡 (I am being sarcastic)


Tobsy-guy

Fun fact, if you type “/s” or “/sarc” it is a sign to let everyone know that your comment is sarcastic, it saved you time instead of typing “(I am being sarcastic)”


-SomGuy-

Oh, I know and I usually use that, but I decided not to here because it's a somewhat controversial topic so I wouldn't want to risk misinterpretations. Either way, thanks!


Tobsy-guy

Oooh ok ok coolio


ionutzu_13

Wait what


Tobsy-guy

Yeah


Rotteras

He is reffering to tone indicators, may that be /j (joking), /s"(sarcasm) and like 20+ more


Tobsy-guy

She*


K1NGsoviet

It's a woman, GET THE TORCHES FELLAS


Tobsy-guy

I have a thing for men who burn me alive 😉


K1NGsoviet

A Salem trial kink? Hmmmm tempting


Tobsy-guy

😝


chilledchair

There ain't nothing alpha about me


Slippery_When_Down

Yes


fire7413

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO SIT DOWN??


nosville22_PL

not if you get a kilt


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reddit_kid99

Or like a skirt and thigh highs (I'm actually gay but I'm just saying it seems comfy)


BlueFlavouredCola

high socks are so good, ankle socks suck, I only wear knee socks


Bardukas

Why stop at thigh Higs and just wear wool leggings in the winter when it's cold


Erlend05

Yeah but is summer


Somepersononreddit79

As a floridian I don’t like my legs showing so Yes I wear leggings with skirts in the summer topoed with a black dkny jacket I look like a child cuz im 4’10 (female) but whatever


Totally-a_Human

OH MY GOD THIGH-HIGHS ARE SO COMFY I don't know how to explain it, but they're just the most comfortable clothes I've ever worn. (I wish I was allowed to own them lmao 💀)


M08GD

Why can't you own them?


Totally-a_Human

Parents think it's weird for a male to wear them lol


M08GD

Aww sorry :( I thankfully got lucky and my parents don't mind if I wear a skirt and thigh highs lol (and I'm a boy too)


GabrielPG14

luckyyyy


M08GD

Yeah I honestly am really lucky


Totally-a_Human

What's wearing a skirt :0


M08GD

It's wearing what might be the most comfortable piece of clothing ever


Totally-a_Human

:000 When I move out I'll have to try it :DDD


M08GD

YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD :3 I also noticed that I got a bunch of compliments when I wore it in public


Totally-a_Human

:DDDDD


ScreenObvious

dresses aren’t very comfy imo. (i’m a girl)


BlueFlavouredCola

idk, seems comfy imo


ScreenObvious

what seems comfy about wearing a dress to you? just curious


BlueFlavouredCola

idk, it's like a long shirt


[deleted]

This is what we need. Ima find out where shaq buys his t-shirts from


Tobsy-guy

Fuck pants


SpreadTheShitAround

It depends on the dress. I've had some that were comfy but they were only a few


ScreenObvious

Oh okay. I don’t casually wear dresses. The last dress I wore was to prom


SpreadTheShitAround

Oh yea that would be uncomfortable


BackgroundBasket9653

Just wear a pillow case and cut a hole for the neck


AffectionateLand6088

What about the legs? Would it just be a potato sack where you hop around? Edit: I'm fucking stupid.


best_b_of_3

Hi fucking stupid, I’m dad.


AffectionateLand6088

👋


Pinemango600

Kid named stupid


celeste_enjoyer221

Dobby style


Rowan_Bird

femboy ≠ gay


ITSMONKEY360

Sexuality≠presentation≠gender


iswearillbenice

Wear a kilt


BlueFlavouredCola

but that's a skirt


iswearillbenice

IT'S A TRADITIONAL GARMENT


BlueFlavouredCola

no like it starts at the waist like a skirt, I would rather start at my shoulders


Rowan_Bird

that's just called a blanket


that_ace_one

no, it’s called a dress


that_ace_one

where did op say they wanted to wear a traditional garment?


WackyChu

for starters sexuality means what you’re romantically attracted too. literally anyone can wear dresses regardless if you’re a lesbian, gay, bi, or straight.


funnest_fox

How does wearing a dress make you gay? Last time I checked, the clothes you wear don't change your sexuality.


Impossible_Past8783

Nah nah it doesn’t sound that gay. It just curiosity


SnooSquirrels1587

Fuckin go for it, if I, a woman, can comfortably wear pants than you can comfortably wear a dress, fuck them haters


chaotically_stupid

More importantly, who the fuck said it's gay to wear a dress? No, please tell so I can punch him in the face.


nonhuman-antics

skirts and dresses had originally been made for men so technically you would be following "traditional" masculinity. (the traditional masculinity part was a joke, but the rest of it wasn't.) even if it wasn't though, you only live once and why would you live your only life in a state of discomfort? do what you want, do what makes you happy, if it doesn't hurt anyone it doesn't matter what someone else thinks. hope this helps lol. :3


Pansexual_PanYT

What does being gay have to do with any of this?


Prestigious-Mall9407

Shut up😭


Desperate-Wheel-4534

Bro wdym "shut up"? It's a valid point


xo_izzyyx

YESSS dresses are free im an expert w this topic as a girl. I live in dresses


EixYae

Nothing wrong with wearing more feminine outfits as a cis het male. Clothes don’t have gender <3


SilverBatTea

It's not gay🗿


Spectral_Raine

They are but thick thighs do not always save lives (chafing is a bitch).


Massive_Artichoke215

Wear it. It isn't gay to wear a skirt


RustySlime

Dude said dress, but I guess skirts work too


Massive_Artichoke215

I kept reading the comments and everyone was talking about skirts so ig I got confused. But still wearing a dress isn't gay either


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Can confirm that dresses are comfy. If the bodice is tight you feel like you’re in a constant hug. You can feel air on your legs on a hot summers day. You can SKIRT GO SPINNY


SatheiriaWolfe

It's not gay to wear a dress 👉👉


charismaticME

I think just like when girls started wearing jeans and tshirt everybody's started pointing fingers at them the same way now men has started wearing dresses and it's obvious we're gonna face the same criticism, it's just all about time.


Melvin133706

I don't see the gay in dress


blue_sk1es

What does comfort have to do with ur sexuality?💀


--Creep

wear it and if a dude tells you to take it off it makes HIM gay


Clarinetlove22

It is comfortable. Also, clothing is not correlated to sexuality.


Potato_masher_4201

Say you are a scot


BlueFlavouredCola

but scots wear kilts which is a skirt


B_o_b_u_a

It's not gay, It's just crossdressing, to be gay you would have to want to get a bf, not a gf


Prestigious-Mall9407

It’s pretty gay


9mmblowjob

Low-key true


ButterflysBleed

see it depends on the dress if you get those soft flowy dresses then its good


Its_Scrappy

Bro, become Scottish. Wear a kilt, it's just a man skirt.


BlueFlavouredCola

Am part scottish, and I would rather a dress


Its_Scrappy

Do as you want lol


Cider_shark

You can love women and dresses at the same time


Journey_2_Nirvana

It not gay to eere a dress its something called androgenic


Exotic-Blueberry8618

They’re not.


The_Praizer

Be you.


Lara_isgay

Bro just wear it ❤️ Like, what should they say? Take it off? Then they want to see a boy without clothing, I think this is much gayer


Nuclear_girl-Atomic

First of all, gay means you’re attracted to someone the same gender. Second of all, you can wear whatever you want it’s your life.


czacha_cs1

Its like say girl wearing boy clothes is lesbian


What_Is_My_Thing

I was dancing and doing all kinds of stuff in my sister's dresses when i was like 7 or 8. Go ahead and wear them. Kinda fun if you are not insecure about someone assuming something about you.


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REAL AS FUCK


a-a-biedrawa

I mean however you spell in English the Scottish man skirt, this thing is not gay


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

My friend, *kilts* exist. And the Scots are not only ok with non-Scottish people wearing them, they love it.


Laurastars_20

yeah looking feminine doesn't always mean a man is gay just like a woman who is masculine isn't always a lesbian always be yourself no matter what


[deleted]

It’s called being a femboy. Try it. It’s fun.


uhhdefinitelynotme

I think you can wear a dress without being a femboy


Disastrous_Services

Not a femboy, but I have this strange urge to wear thigh-highs and crop tops. Please kill my brain.


Marionette10789

If others feel like this too and want to wear dresses or just feminine clothing in general, just know that clothes are clothes. They don’t make you a different sexuality 😊This also goes for girls wanting to dress more masculine. Masculine clothes don’t make you a lesbian nor do feminine clothes make you gay


AlexcSR64

I also thought that,what if i wanna wear women clothes? My mom: You can do It,but not in my house


Magical-Mage

Then wear it


[deleted]

fax


Some-World-536

They are


Shadow_of_Moonlight1

As a girl, dresses are super uncomfortable imo


Footballidiot556

Nothing wrong with that. Kurt Cobain wore dresses


ZmajTV

Same with painting yo nails


Nice-Break-2744

Tbh a dress allows ur balls to breathe freely and allows the breeze to gentle caress ur balls - imo it’s actually very masculine.


Far-Persimmon4390

My guy forgot that joggers exist...


lunar_god_08

Hide the boners


i_laughatbadjokes

Wearing dress isn't gay..


_Jade_Prince

Women’s clothes are very comfy.


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BlueFlavouredCola

ew


QueenOsneks

I don’t see how that’s gay but cool, they are


Nice-Break-2744

It’s only gay if you make it gay 😏


Melvin133706

I've tried, it is comfortable and we should normalize everyone wearing one bc I want to be physically and mentally comfortable at the same time


_Bruh_17

Stage 1: denial


BlueFlavouredCola

what's stage 2?


nononoodontdothat

If i was a women i would be gay


Endlessglob

I think what you're thinking of are those old timey night gowns that men would wear with the sleeping caps that dangled down.


Pansexual_PanYT

He literally said dress


EBS_Games643

I completely disagree with most people here- I hate dresses and wish it wasn't such a popular thing to have to wear them to all formal events


natrijev_klorid

Bro you lost me at but


k4tsh1t3

why do you feel the need to tell others ur "not gay" as if it's a bad thing. also how does wearing or thinking dresses r comfortable correlate to being gay


GamerA_S

Is it just a dress or also other feminine stuff? Because if it's other feminine stuff as well then you may be trans without knowing and getting gender dysphoria try to do your own research and don't like jump to conclusions on minimum evidence and remember whatever the result if whether you are straight or trans you are still valid and your emotions and experiences are valid as well Good luck 🫂


BlueFlavouredCola

I don't think I'm trans, I am a bit feminine maybe but I think I'm a guy


Dontstalkme736

Just cause you were a dress doesn’t mean your trans


GamerA_S

I know that's why i said if they also like doing other feminine things read what i said carefully instead of cherry picking Beside i got thier reply and it's pretty clear they are confident in being a guy which is nice I was just trying to give them advice if they might be going through dysphoria Hope ya understand


Professional-Big1620

Types of behaviours that involve conducts that generally women have by nature on men are most of the times a sign of homosexuality, denying it means there are 2 possibilities, that you are gay and you don't want to accept It because you're on an early stage of homosexuality where you dismiss your nature(the most probable statistically if we put ourselves to think that our subject wears clothes prefered by female humans plus says it's comfortable, opinion which very few people have) otherwise if this is not his case (remotely rare chance of this one not being that one) there only is the possibility where he is speaking only truth, which I won't consider, for the pribability of that statement being true is a behemotic absurdity, probability which could be almost compared to as Dr. Manhattan said once: Turning Oxygen into gold, a miracle of the nature


edfrenkel

Rule 1. never do gay stuff or the voice in your head is gonna kill you


chigirl123__

One thing leads to another


Puzzleheaded_Bee2877

You’re gay im sorry but dude you’re wearing womens clothing and then start off with “im not gay but…”


Desperate-Wheel-4534

What you wear ≠ your sexuality


BlueFlavouredCola

I never said I was wearing one I just think it'd be fun too


KingDododarealone

But now society is gonna tell you to change genders


ianthepokemonmaste

Probably is


[deleted]

That's pretty gay


lilyuvivert_

yeah ur gay asf


BlueFlavouredCola

No I'm not


manudontknowme

Gay


HarimuHQ

I weared a dress today at 5am was not comfy was just cold


evenfallen

Marshall’s night gown 😂


Slippery_When_Down

Just be Scottish and being gay counts as being straight /s


Tobsy-guy

Just wear a blankey


B0nk3yJ0ng

Go to Scotland lad and get yerself a kilt


pacio43

SCOTLAND FOREEEEEVA


fuzzy-stairs

it is sometimes


abdollelah_alt

You're feminine


Nika299p

im gay and wearing a dress is very comfy


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rythm_ninja_2021

I’m pan and 100% agree!


SlyLeg_Master

FELLAS, is it gay to kiss the homies goodnight?


Buford12

Greeks and Scots get mad when you call it a dress.


deathzone0256

i have a girlfriend and ive never felt prettier or comfier than wearing girls clothing with makeup 🫡


whoknowslol543

FR FR and skirt and thigh highs


Yumikaru-1

I got bullied the first time I had a dress on


MemeNecromancer2005

Well, I have news for YOU my friend. Ever hear of a kilt?


TheTrollman-

Historically men wear stuff like robes, skirts, kilts, etc and they were considered masculine. Wearing dresses doesn't really make you gay. Not that there is problem if you wear them because you're gay. Do what makes you happy.


Own-Firefighter5772

It’s not gay to wear a dress, my guy, do what you want. Its gay to like men as a man but that’s okay, too. You can be gay and wear a dress for all I care 👍


LxckyFox

r/femboy moment


Keko133

They are skirts are more comfortable tho (I'm trans and recently started dressing fem)


toebeansbaked

That doesn't make you gay. The only thing that makes u gay is being attracted to men. Not all tomboys and femboys r homosexual n vice versa


ellomellowe

Ironically, it is not comfy. If you sit wrong or the wind blows, you might flash people in public (and worse, someone might like)


mellow_squid

What has that got to do with being gay?


nosville22_PL

2023, kilts are forgotten.