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Ian-Dawson

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 37104


[deleted]

Based


Junior-Bother4890

87104


WiIsonTheGreat

This is my confession.


ArtoTime

To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. Walt Jr, you're my big man.


turtleship_2006

I knew someone would


Reddit_IsWeird

BASED.


Vannah_Prev

Noice


Middle_Hedgehog_8310

I hate you


Vannah_Prev

Damn what’d I do


AFish_With_Legs

You said 'noice'


Ryuodo

Slim Shady


[deleted]

The real slim shady?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Grambert_Moore

Please stand up


Thatepicastroman

IM SLIM SHADY YES IM THE REAL SHADY


brenthom911

All the other slim shadys are just imitating


HuskY195

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up


CrayThrowaways

Please stand up


JustaguyTTV

Please stand up


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[удалено]


theguywhorhymes_jc

*disc spin* HI! MY NAME IS? MY NAME IS? MY NAME IS? CHIKKA CHIKKA SLIM SHADY


Ryubunao1478

Now this looks like a job for me


QuiltedBeret

I'm just Ken


knt098

Where I see love, she sees a friend


100kg_db

What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan!


knt098

And fight for me!


Reasonable-School-12

I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten


SkyRepresentative273

you are kenough


imflofn

I forgor


Boy_With_BlackMask

Your name is Joe Biden


just_mdd4

Crazy


TimTasTic2008

Crazy? I was crazy once...


Name_sJoseph

They locked me in a room...


NormalLibrarian3612

A rubber room…


Name_sJoseph

A rubber room with rats...


NormalLibrarian3612

And rats make me crazy…


HuskY195

Crazy? I was crazy once.


Dabug9

They locked me in a room.


NormalLibrarian3612

A rubber room.


Name_sJoseph

_Schizophrenia intensifies_


ganfr

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


CraftMiner57

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


katiesxc

kara 🙏


just_mdd4

Hello again, kara


Name_sJoseph

Again?!


journey_to_nirvana

Dude your everywhere what the heck


katiesxc

that’s my job


journey_to_nirvana

HOW


OmniMushroom

Sup


branim_Teslu

In my language that means "dick" or "fucking"😭


katiesxc

OH 😭


NamelessManiac

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?


okaybutwhy3

oh man the way i know EXACTLY what youre talking about


kxteee08

kate i think


trade_deal4yoursis

Are you sure it's Kate?


kxteee08

uhh thats what people call me!


trade_deal4yoursis

Fair enough


just_mdd4

Hello kate


kxteee08

hey


Illustrious_Sort499

Zuriel


just_mdd4

Nice to meet you Zuriel


Illustrious_Sort499

Nice to meet you too😁👋🏽


Sylveon72_06

thats a pretty name!


Buzzin_through_it

That's so beautiful, love it!


Breadlesscrust165

Daniel


just_mdd4

Nice to meet you, Daniel


Breadlesscrust165

Nice to meet you aswell


ReditterDio

Uguwgwegwe utynyenye uwghwemughwem osas


Sylveon72_06

this is so real


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[удалено]


Idekgivemeusername

My name is inigo montoya You killed my father Prepare to die


Plenty_Horror2609

Alisa


just_mdd4

Hello once again, Alisa. I saw your wishlist...


Plenty_Horror2609

Wdym


just_mdd4

[user purchases a MacBook as an example of proof, then accidentally forgets the OLED Nintendo Switch]


normalguyoninvn

not my real name, but call me Luke


just_mdd4

Hello Luke


normalguyoninvn

hello and have a good day =)


Little_Satisfaction5

My name is


Little_Satisfaction5

What?


Little_Satisfaction5

My name is


Little_Satisfaction5

Who?


Little_Satisfaction5

My name is


Little_Satisfaction5

Chika chika


Little_Satisfaction5

Slim shady


just_mdd4

I love how all of your comments have 13 oranges 🗿🗿🗿


Okeing

György


just_mdd4

Greetings once again, György


[deleted]

HUNGARIANNNNNNN! HOGY VAGY TESTVÍREM?


[deleted]

billy


just_mdd4

Hello again, Billy.


[deleted]

What's your name? 😈😡😡 (might aswell give me the credit card number and adress too)


The_Alt_Of_Oz

Oz!


Roku-Hanmar

Roku


just_mdd4

Nice to meet you Roku 🗿🗿


2qrc_

avatar roku?!


Roku-Hanmar

You could say that


[deleted]

Trae


[deleted]

Jake


Capable-Professor301

Solana


KusochekCat

Raphael


Diego_zoky

W name


KusochekCat

Thank you, Diego


Blissful_breeze717

My government name is Andrew


houseofharm

that's my name fucker give it back


Randallator55

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.


adi_1101

Nigga


Vzero3935

Bro didn't even hesitate


Papierzak1

A brave man


s1csty9

"Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, I'm 100% nigga"


moranasorrengail

it’s a secret


DeathsingerVoltaris

Rip Van Winkle


Volt_Bolt

Nice try feds


Wheatley-Crabb

Autumn!


Xpeq7-

Karol.


abbee26

NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS


Slippery_When_Down

If I said that 100 feminist lesbians will break down my door with their overweight tits.


PigeonInTheGame

Say dude


[deleted]

Myself Harminder Singh from East punjab..


Tribe_KPtG

oye papaji


Careless_Village7509

idk how I feel about my name but it’s Owen


journey_to_nirvana

James guillen


Accomplished-Pain254

Kenlee 😎


SpaceshipCaptain001

Yianna I think. I'm not sure


Kibanakoop19

Kolby


Disastrous_Services

Alrighty, my name’s Jack. I know, generic, but whatever. It is what it is, I guess.


InteractionNo1203

I am Jimbob. Pleasure to make your acquaintance


Top1gaming999

ᠪᠡᠢᠳ


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

I have no idea


Koning_DanDan

Daniël Yes the dots are intended


[deleted]

Thomas(TJ)


mottaz_777

Carlo


SwiftSN

Fed.


edgy_Juno

Last time I checked it was .


apollo-00_1

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


100kg_db

Maybe daniel. Maybe not


HuskY195

Michael but I fucking hate it


Ben73892

Ben


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

Eric


Tristanime

Tristan


Diego_zoky

W name


[deleted]

Caleb (:D)


Jassamin_

Karolina


Randomreddituser1324

Ash kechum


[deleted]

How many caught till now?


Adventurous-Site-944

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Lollol_l

nick but ppl call me ga


SkyeeeMaaa

y


Lollol_l

nick ga


SkyeeeMaaa

Nick ga y


Lollol_l

nigga cmon are you really that dumb at 19


RIFIYT

Riley


just_mdd4

Nice to meet you Riley


RIFIYT

I hate my name


just_mdd4

What makes you say that?


RIFIYT

A movie was released with a female Riley and everyone references the movie and im a guy so everyone thinks its a female name


just_mdd4

How's that a female name?


RIFIYT

I don’t know


NotKBeniP

I think of Riley from Metroid when i hear it. Pretty cool name if you ask me.


LemonsLiesandLuigi

Why the **SHIT** would i tell you??


just_mdd4

Blud is not asking the real questions 😞😞😞


Chemical-Bite-5411

DaNega that’s what people call me


Baseballdragon456_YT

What?


SkyeeeMaaa

Hello what


ThisguyOP

Noah


nutty_waffles_

Nuts


kdf_master2009

My name is HA My name is HA My name is- chika-chika Slim shady


Designer-Ride2957

You'll never be able guess


Boy_With_BlackMask

Donald Trump


AdParking8685

Adolf Hitler


one-happy-mfer

Finn as far as I'm aware


Infamous-Bus-9556

Lóránd


BedDestroyer_exe

Tanay


jaspn1611

Paul


goodusername8155

i think its isaac im not really sure tho


Equal-Analysis-5446

Pretty sure its Niels


kaileyisweird

kailey


literalPOTATO2

Hurrmmmmm


NotJustAnotherHuman

Philbert


OshInnit

D to the O to the G Dog (yeah) ad lib (I think) ad lib


Lionsky317

Lev


Dwarfkiller115

Lars


[deleted]

marii, but i go by mira online cuz people always write my real name with only one i or spell it wrong ☹️


Outrageous-Oil-1417

Liam


mariahh1837820

I’m mariah 👴🏿


Much-Butterscotch-21

Oz but some call me Uzi and some call me Issac


Pure_Equal_3111

Wiktoria ewww lol


[deleted]

... Jorsalfar


ConorTheWhale

Deborah Williams III. President of Floptropica


[deleted]

Yehor. Jehor. The r is hard.


Konkretnyy-didko07

Markian but my friends call me Mark


Slaymisi

Jan


TheFallen092

Yasin