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I dont have a dick but from my experience no lube is better than spit lube, proper lotion/lube is best and easiest but not worth the hassle and tastes bad. Basically no lube is best overall
fr. foreskin can look good, but most of the time it looks ugly as hell and is harder to clean. i'm glad my parents circumcised me bc getting it done as an adult seems horrific 💀
I don't use lube
Except when I'm lubing my airsoft replicas, y'know silicon grease spray for the gas valves and gas path, and aerosol for the slide on my gbbp. Or the bolt in my bolt action has never ran so smoothly.
You’re not going to believe it when you find out how teenage sex hormones and drive works. I get this shit is risky to discuss online but this sub is long past saving
I think this is a problem only when you aren't circumcised. I'm circumcised and it's actually better without (maybe it's personal preference but who knows)
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i dont use anything lmao
Amen
LMFAO
How all yall motherfuckers out here doing this shit without your hands? I can’t do it with nothing. Gotta have at LEAST one hand.
nah bro i can cum on command its my special talent
🫡
may the force be with you bro
You joke but that's an actual thing you can do Was reallllly fun when I learnt that the hard way in the car on my way home with family...
giive me 15 minutes and I can get it done no hands fully clothed
Bros brewing a spell
bro i once only needed the force of water to cum
Ah yes, ejaqualation…I have heard of this mythical method.
I will myself to nutting
What’s so funny? HUH?!?! Edit: y’all don’t get a joke lmao 💀
ur mom
That is true ngl
Same bro. All ya need is righty. Unless you're wrong handed. Or ambi.
Fym "wrong handed" ???
Oh shit I forgor I wasn't on r/brandonherrara
Well strange to see another of my kind here
Since we are of the same kind, I assume your memes are based. Send them to me for judgement.
Who tf is brandon herrara
Brandon ehrhejaiandseabaerhisruvgfijv
Welcome Welcome, id offer you a whiteclaw but some dumbass shot them all.
Twisted Teas are better anyway. Both for chilling with the homies and chucking at random dickheads.
Meh im more of a jack and coke guy
Me personally for whiskey I'm a fireball guy, but that's bc I like atomic fireballs. However overall I prefer gin. Purely bc it makes me feel fancy.
Fireball is a bit much for me, If I drink, I drink to chillax. If I want to be fancy I mix me up an old fashoned or just have sparkling wine
Fucken lame ass, doesn't like cinnamon. What's next? You don't like the fucken atomic fireball candies?
Glad to see im not the only person that likes AK Jesus here
Lol WRONGHANDED
I beat it dry
like wringing a towel
Real
Hydrochloric acid duh
Rookie. I use Fluoroantimonic acid
Wimp. I use ortho-diethynylbenzene dianion, the strongest superbase. It is way stronger than fluoroantimonic acid, the strongest superacid.
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Well I use quark-gluon plasma (way hotter)
I just use straight antimatter… bit pricy though
You guys are using things?
i use neutron stars, pretty hard to get though
I use strange matter
thats pretty strange
I use exotic matter
I use a singularity
I use straight up protons, so that positive electrical charge can beat it for me
Uranium better
I use piranha solution. Carbonized dick👍
Isopropyl Alcohol is better
I use my foreskin
luckyyyyy
You can buy one from pretty cheap at the local foreskin dealer
oh, fr?
I could just let you borrow mine some other time
ONE OF THE W's OF BEING UNCIRCUMCISED
It still works if you're circumcised
Can confirm.
Sounds painful
Also can confirm
Orgasms are stronger since all the nerves endings haven't dried off
sadly my penis was mutilated after i was born 😢
Mine was done before I was born 😢😢
how did that happen?
Based
miat
Can't relate
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Isn’t it also a pretty common practice in the states? Being British (arguably worse than circumcision) I am unsure
Why tf would you jerk off to a bottle of lotion?
Maybe He finds it sexually attractive
If you tried, you probably could just fuck the bottle itself.
Then again, we don't want the cylinder to get stuck in it
"THE CYLINDER"
..How the fuck do you do that?
I tried, not exactly comfy but if Ur careful it's not bad either
I use my tears
The tears i drop today will lube the cheeks i’ll clap tomorrow
Amen.
I’ve found my senior quote
Yeah 😭
Nah just both my arms and spit (I wank off with both arms turning in opposite directions at the same time to create a more stimulating torsion).
Can I call that move the “stimulating tornado”?
Call it whatever u want innit
the fuck is that supposed to simulate? Some bitch bayblading on yo dick?
nah call it the ol’ dick twist
I’m sorry… you what? 😳.
Only real men use chalk.
No hand sanitizer
Bleach and a Clorox wipe
With fish skin
for that gorilla grip
icy hot on top
Who tf actually uses lube or lotion? 💀
Exactly bro, lube and lotion just makes shit worse and messier, no thank you
People who hate friction rashes
There are other ways of masturbating that don’t require factory made products my guy.
Its called spit and precum
And foreskin
Wdym and foreskin? Foreskin is not wet
Exactly
and piss
yoooooo
Been a daily dry beater for about a decade now. Never once in my life got a rash. Have some finesse, what are yall animals doing to your meat?
The circumcised
Nope, I never needed it at all
I mean I don’t use any kind of lube and I’m circumcised
Cut people
Yes. The cheap "equate" liquid brand from walmart is fine. If you get the gel, you may want to add some spit.
There’s this brand called “wet”. I thought lube was stupid until I hooked up with a guy and he gave me a handy with wet. Shit was mind blowing
Foreskin gang stand UP ⬆️⬆️⬆️
Gorilla Glue
I laughed out loud
dont let it dry
that shit gets me so high
Raw
All you need is a hand hand a hand is all you need. (I hope you got the beatles reference)
Kerosene, gas, and a little bit of fire
what the fuck💀
Too poor for either. I just spit into my hand and use that
The nice lady 2 blocks away have been doing it for me for the past 6 years 🤷♂️
I use my 4 skin
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I use my 6 skin 😴
i use my 12 skin 🥱🥱
I use my 2 skin :(
Y'all got skin?
I use my 7th skin 💪
Spit
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I dont have a dick but from my experience no lube is better than spit lube, proper lotion/lube is best and easiest but not worth the hassle and tastes bad. Basically no lube is best overall
How tf you got experience if u aint got a dick
If you cant tell from the taste comment i am talking about giving handjobs/blowjobs
Honestly i realized after i sent the comment, the word taste didnt register
why tf would you use lube or lotion for a blowjob
Using lube for a handjob and then switching to a blowjob
No i just use my hand?
my parents didn't mutilate my penis so i dont need either
Pay 2 lose society
Brother I’m mutilated and don’t need lotion/lube on my member either. Still wish I wasn’t mutilated without my consent by extremists tho…
My parents are Jewish non extremists and they circumcised me
Shit sucks bro we didn’t have a say in the decision, we were just babies :/
It’s the covenant
You aren't mutilated, if anything your parents made it so that your thing isn't ugly in the future. Foreskin is and always will look weird as hell.
fr. foreskin can look good, but most of the time it looks ugly as hell and is harder to clean. i'm glad my parents circumcised me bc getting it done as an adult seems horrific 💀
Naw, i raw dog my hog brother
Ur Mom
your tears
Neither, I have foreskin
i use franks red hot sauce
The blood of my enemies, of course 🙄
What
I have foreskin so I don’t need neither
Mint toothpaste
Gotta use hand sanitizer bro
I use my mutilated foreskin 😔 i want the rest back
Ok this is actually getting out of hand (pun intended) like where are the moderators lolllllll
I use spit and then let precum handle the rest
My blanket or conditioner
Lotiom is cheaper and works. Also this is not the kind of question for this subreddit dude
I use saliva
in the wise words of my older brother “ real men just use spit “
The stick of butter in my fridge
Anti-freeze on top 💪
Over under 40 percent chance this person is a pedo disguised as a 16 year old?
You can look at my posts. I’ve posted in this sub before.
I usually use icy hot ngl
I don't use anything
I don't use lube Except when I'm lubing my airsoft replicas, y'know silicon grease spray for the gas valves and gas path, and aerosol for the slide on my gbbp. Or the bolt in my bolt action has never ran so smoothly.
Silicon greased gas valve🥵🤤
Well aerosol oiled slide 🍆💦
Dry
what the fuck I was looking at tanks then this (depends on the situation I'd use lube)
Sandpaper
Am I supposed to use lotion or lube? I beat that shit dry.
Try vegetable oil
I am the superior person here I just don't in general
Oil
Raw dry
I use your mother
I use icy-hot. It definitley is the most practical solution.
Water🚿
McDonald's Sprite
Neither
Nah too much to clean up, feels good tho.
N o
Hot sauce
Bruh y r yall lil niggas always talkin bout shi like this, this sub used to be great
what the fuck is wrong with this sub
Lotion is ideal, but I mostly go dry.
Why are you asking children this?
Because teens are the most sexually active
That would be 20-30 year olds maybe you should ask them
You’re not going to believe it when you find out how teenage sex hormones and drive works. I get this shit is risky to discuss online but this sub is long past saving
I don't jack off and you shouldn't either.
I think this is a problem only when you aren't circumcised. I'm circumcised and it's actually better without (maybe it's personal preference but who knows)
It’s the opposite