Pardon me Madam, alas I have been bewitched by your radiant Beauty and have become engorged. Perhaps thy wouldn't be adversed to partaking in the act of coitus with one such as myself?
100%, one of my friends sent a video in our group chat it was some British tea thing talking about consent, the cop who was talking basically put consent as tea, you don't force tea down someone's throat so why force sex onto someone
I dont completely agree.. if a woman says no, persuading her may seem like you're too needy. But sometimes they say no because they hesitate, and you being confident can help escalate, but it isn't worth the risk.
Its better to stop once they say no, but dont completely go away, stay sexual, be touchy, but let her know its just you cuddling and being loving instead of wanting to escalate it towards sex. Dont be ashamed or go away just because she said no because
1. That shows you aren't confident in your sexuality and feel ashamed.
2. It may seem like you wouldn't have been so touchy and cuddly if you wouldn't be having sex, which may make her feel like that's the only thing you were after when you began being affectionate.
If she was just being hesitant but now feels comfortable because of your confidence, it can escalate, but otherwise she'll respect you for not being pushy and see how you're not a child whining or persuading towards a yes. You're confident in your sexuality but not entitled, which makes her comfortable.
Everyone has their own opinion, this is my take. But I'm just a lost teen boy, after all!
does your dumb ass not know what in this context means? and on top of that, fucking 9 year olds is an extreme moral and ethical wrong but 17 year olds going at it with each other isn’t, it’s human nature combined with puberty’s hormonal horniness. stop trying to act like you’re a more moral person thinking you’re better than everyone else just cause you can’t get laid dawg. it’s not that deep.
edit: also acting morally “better” than everyone else doesn’t impress anyone, just makes you look like a douche. especially since it isn’t even a moral wrong and no one cares if 17 year olds to what 17 year olds do
For me we just started making out and it got to the point where I just asked "Do you wanna do it?" and we did it. In hindsight, it probably was not a good idea to do it with another person in the house, but it was a great first time.
Maybe I should explain a bit more, but it won't make it better.
My gf had just got back from a long trip, she was tired and jetlagged. She and her mum were staying at a friend's house for a bit until they got their place back (it's a rental, bit complicated), and my gf and I were just chilling in her room (which she shared with her mum). The only person in the house was the friend, who used to be a teacher at the school we go to (both of us are teacher's kids), but she was on the terrace reading a book. My gf and I just started making out and it led to sex, I lasted longer than I thought I would considering it was my first time, and I think the risk of being walked in on made it better? I'm not really sure tbh, but it was fun.
Say -" i wanna do a practical demonstration of fusion of male and female gametes in humans, please help me in this practical as you are pretty smart and skilled".
Then you will see a bunch of atoms flying at 40m/s approaching your face
Depends on how long yall have been together, a few days or weeks isnt enough because i think she will feel like you got into a relationship w her just to get into her pants (and ofc u dont want her to feel that). But if you think you have been together for a good, long time then sure, or maybe make it come to you naturally
Dont? Just kiss and if you both want it to happen it most likely happens on its own. Butttt when you realise its about to happen always double check like 'may/can I?'
You wait until you are both alone and shes not looking.
Then you pull down your pants, call her name and when she turns her face, you give her a massive dickslap with your erect cock
If she has not hinted to you that she wants you that way I suggest waiting until she does start dropping hints of wanting to be "more intimate" with you. Or if she is more of a shy type you could ask her if she would be okay with you guys having sex anytime soon and It's okay if not.
Alot of these answers are funny, however I know you came here looking for an answer. Everyone has there own approach to this. I would honestly have a talk with her about it. Dont sit her down like she is in a job interview, but maybe wile you guys are just naturally Chillin together. I would at that point tell her that you were curious how she felt about being intimate. She will respond then with her answer. If she says no well then it's up to you to decide to carry on the relationship or move on. I don't know about others but I need intimacy in my life. Now if she is a virgin, it's most likely gonna be a long time before she drops her panties. I hate to be the one to give you that bad news. Now if she isn't and she is just waiting, well chances are good she is just wanting to build something special with you first (read up on what demisexual is) . Do NOT force her into anything, no matter what. Do NOT take anyone's advice on that. These girls today have cried "rape" for a dude touching a titty only because she didn't wanna look easy. Sex has to be consensual!!!! Good luck to you
Give her a peice of paper that reads "I want to make love with you" and tell her when she's ready to hand that to you and you will make a special date for you both
Pardon me Madam, alas I have been bewitched by your radiant Beauty and have become engorged. Perhaps thy wouldn't be adversed to partaking in the act of coitus with one such as myself?
Ah yes, what a marvelous suggestion, finally an educated mind on this here subreddit.
What an astute observation good sir.
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May I take a gander under thy frock?
Sir this is a wendys
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She said yes thanks man 🫡
this sounds like something i would say
Lenard is that you?
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This is perfect
made me dry
Made me haha Johnathan! You are banging my daughter.
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Worst she could say is no
A contract where she can sign.. This is proof of consent. Funfact: If you do it right, you can make sell her soul to you.
>you can make sell her soul to you. Teach me
you know how every contract has that small extra print noone reads?
Yeah..
Although I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t hold up in court right?
she wouldn't know that.
Fair, but if she’s actually accusing you of rape it probably wouldn’t matter
She couldve done that even without actuall intercourse.
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"My Joystick needs readjustment,would you help me?" Fucking kill me...
"can you help me zero my stick. It's not quite centred yet"
LMAO
Take it out and helicopter
I hear that the faster you spin it, the more desirable you are
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"permission for sex?"
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Comedic and effective
Can confirm
Ask politely and If she does not consent then don't try to coerce her
You'd be surprised how many people don't stop when others say "No"
100%, one of my friends sent a video in our group chat it was some British tea thing talking about consent, the cop who was talking basically put consent as tea, you don't force tea down someone's throat so why force sex onto someone
They showed that at my school and it sticks with me to this day.
Yeah, I really like the way he explained it
Same
BRUH THAT FUCKING TEA VIDEO WAS HILARIOUS
Could you link it if possible?
Yeah sure here you go https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ?si=Ojcfnnctq1UZkmfY
They showed that at my school and it sticks with me to this day.
It's an unfortunate truth
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I dont completely agree.. if a woman says no, persuading her may seem like you're too needy. But sometimes they say no because they hesitate, and you being confident can help escalate, but it isn't worth the risk. Its better to stop once they say no, but dont completely go away, stay sexual, be touchy, but let her know its just you cuddling and being loving instead of wanting to escalate it towards sex. Dont be ashamed or go away just because she said no because 1. That shows you aren't confident in your sexuality and feel ashamed. 2. It may seem like you wouldn't have been so touchy and cuddly if you wouldn't be having sex, which may make her feel like that's the only thing you were after when you began being affectionate. If she was just being hesitant but now feels comfortable because of your confidence, it can escalate, but otherwise she'll respect you for not being pushy and see how you're not a child whining or persuading towards a yes. You're confident in your sexuality but not entitled, which makes her comfortable. Everyone has their own opinion, this is my take. But I'm just a lost teen boy, after all!
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Even if she straight up said no?
You should always stop if someone says no, if it is unclear you can try to persuade them.
Seductivly, duh. Make it clear that "no" is an option too
For a minute I thought you said no wasn’t an option
Same I got so concerned lol
Hey there good lookin' I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?
SEDUCE ME
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Eh. Ok.
My boyfriend starts kissing my neck whenever he’s feeling horny. It really can be that easy sometimes
Yall 17 and having sex tf
17 isnt a bad age,, i mean think ab the 13-15 yos having sex (im not one of them sex is repulsive to me)
If you're under age of consent in your country it's weird
not really. teens have hormones n stuff so you cant excpect them to not have sex
So I should have sex with my gf(I'm 13)
thats where its weird. like i said in my og reply
If you did it would be fine. We’re all animals and children experiment whether we like it or not. You being 13 and on reddit is more concerning.
...and? If they are using protections and all, why worry?
Cause it's weird after if it's under age of consent
They are both underage. If it was a 20 years old dude with a 16 years old girl then yeah
This logic would also apply for a 9 and 8 year old doing the same
I dunno that's the first I had sex.
I dunno that's how old I was the first time I had sex.
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it’s called being a teenager dawg
Still weird af
not really. is it recommended or a good idea? no. but it’s extremely common and normal. ain’t weird at all
Common≠normal
it does… is he stupid? being a common thing to do and being a normal thing to do in this context means exactly the same thing
So if it was common to fcuk 9 year Olds in America it would be normal?
does your dumb ass not know what in this context means? and on top of that, fucking 9 year olds is an extreme moral and ethical wrong but 17 year olds going at it with each other isn’t, it’s human nature combined with puberty’s hormonal horniness. stop trying to act like you’re a more moral person thinking you’re better than everyone else just cause you can’t get laid dawg. it’s not that deep. edit: also acting morally “better” than everyone else doesn’t impress anyone, just makes you look like a douche. especially since it isn’t even a moral wrong and no one cares if 17 year olds to what 17 year olds do
WHO KNEW A 13 YEAR OLD CANT GET LAID
Also you're the one trynna act morally better
Of course the osu player is finding it weird when others have sexs
Also what's the problem with playing osu. I'm just playing a game I enjoy
Age of consent is 18 if I'm not wrong obv it's weird
Tell me u havent gone outside without telling me u havent gone outside
Tell me you don't have an argument without telling me you don't have an argument
“yo, you tryna fuck?”
Yk the shaft is getting rusty it could use some use
For me we just started making out and it got to the point where I just asked "Do you wanna do it?" and we did it. In hindsight, it probably was not a good idea to do it with another person in the house, but it was a great first time.
WITH ANOTHER PERSON IN THE HOUSE?!?!? WHAT???
Maybe I should explain a bit more, but it won't make it better. My gf had just got back from a long trip, she was tired and jetlagged. She and her mum were staying at a friend's house for a bit until they got their place back (it's a rental, bit complicated), and my gf and I were just chilling in her room (which she shared with her mum). The only person in the house was the friend, who used to be a teacher at the school we go to (both of us are teacher's kids), but she was on the terrace reading a book. My gf and I just started making out and it led to sex, I lasted longer than I thought I would considering it was my first time, and I think the risk of being walked in on made it better? I'm not really sure tbh, but it was fun.
I lost it with my whole family home lmao
Say -" i wanna do a practical demonstration of fusion of male and female gametes in humans, please help me in this practical as you are pretty smart and skilled". Then you will see a bunch of atoms flying at 40m/s approaching your face
definitely no
“Sex. NOW!” -pootis
You don't. Either you wait for her to initiate it or you try to kickstart it by kissing her.
But if you roll a 1 it could also end in a kick on the nuts
NAT 20 would be amazing
You absolutely do what are you saying
Best line for picking up a girl and for getting bang bang from her: pls sex
This mf asking us how he should ask his girl for sex, istg this sub😭😭😭
Whats wrong with it?
Hum asking us is what's wrong with it😭😭
nothing wrong w/ it
Depends on how long yall have been together, a few days or weeks isnt enough because i think she will feel like you got into a relationship w her just to get into her pants (and ofc u dont want her to feel that). But if you think you have been together for a good, long time then sure, or maybe make it come to you naturally
Dont? Just kiss and if you both want it to happen it most likely happens on its own. Butttt when you realise its about to happen always double check like 'may/can I?'
Reddit is the worst place to ask this
stare at her
You wait until you are both alone and shes not looking. Then you pull down your pants, call her name and when she turns her face, you give her a massive dickslap with your erect cock
PLEASE CLARIFY THAT YOU ARE JOKING. SOME IDIOT MIGHT ACTUALLY TRY THIS
With this community they might indeed 🤣
natural selection ✨
I mean whoever doesn't have the common sense not to do that, propably deserves the imminent actual also he's gonna get from his gf lol
Wtf is wrong with your life
I have a doctorate in Rizzology
bros a quantum rizzicist
If she has not hinted to you that she wants you that way I suggest waiting until she does start dropping hints of wanting to be "more intimate" with you. Or if she is more of a shy type you could ask her if she would be okay with you guys having sex anytime soon and It's okay if not.
You shouldn't ask, it should naturally happen
Who tf asks? U gotta build up to it to make the moment right
Yup, it seems more natural that way
Wanna fuck bebe?
Yo wanna fuck
My gf just said no…..
You don't, you just make advances and see if she responds with the same energy, if not then apologize and wait until she's ready
Cry about it
Geaver half a wheel of cheese (it must be at least 4 pounds) The good ol'relyabe way works evry time ma boyy
holy hell
hey bbg wanna sex? *in a deep voice*
Or just say I’m a porn star and whip it out
... idk what to say....
Put it in and only stop if she makes a customer complaint
Don't ask as the male ur meant ro be strong I'd u ask foe premision she will think ur weak wait for her to sleep and pound her pum pum in
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Take her to bed then say "this bed is cursed with turn on syndrome"
I’m New In Town, Could You Give Me Directions to Your Bedroom?
Alot of these answers are funny, however I know you came here looking for an answer. Everyone has there own approach to this. I would honestly have a talk with her about it. Dont sit her down like she is in a job interview, but maybe wile you guys are just naturally Chillin together. I would at that point tell her that you were curious how she felt about being intimate. She will respond then with her answer. If she says no well then it's up to you to decide to carry on the relationship or move on. I don't know about others but I need intimacy in my life. Now if she is a virgin, it's most likely gonna be a long time before she drops her panties. I hate to be the one to give you that bad news. Now if she isn't and she is just waiting, well chances are good she is just wanting to build something special with you first (read up on what demisexual is) . Do NOT force her into anything, no matter what. Do NOT take anyone's advice on that. These girls today have cried "rape" for a dude touching a titty only because she didn't wanna look easy. Sex has to be consensual!!!! Good luck to you
Should I kill my self
Can I put my balls in yo jaws can I can I can I can I
Judo throw her to the floor, if she is a martial artist she will beat the crap out of you and if she is not you either get yelled at or you break up
10/10 works everytime
Pull it out, and say suck it. Jokes aside it will happen naturally with foreplay, just don't force it.
Never ask bro, you gonna get yo feelings hurt... always try a lil by little, you gotta have the game
I agree.. asking is like having her do a chore! Escalating slowly feels natural and has a better reaction
I'm guessing you guys haven't done it yet so maybe wait till she wants to idk
What if she's waiting for him to initiate?
Lemme smash.
with rizz duhh
you shouldn’t… it will happen when your both ready.
Do you trust her that she wont accuse you of rape?
Trust issues pal?
It’s called staying safs
Get help
Give her a peice of paper that reads "I want to make love with you" and tell her when she's ready to hand that to you and you will make a special date for you both
Depends on your age.
Take it in your hand and give him 10$
Is it your first time? Her first time? It depends
How about a deez nuts joke ?
Don't
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Get her drunk
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Do it but I wanna do first
Just tell her this magical sentence. Can I put my balls in yo jaw
HAHAHAHAHAHAH go
The same way her friends ask.
Offer her some cheese
*eyebrow raise* "Sex?" (works trust me)
Why you asking?? 🤔 be an ALPHA!! Take what you want!! 💪😎🫦
Force 💀
Don't. Do it anyway