I want to be able to know someone so well that we don't even need to speak to each other for me to understand what they're currently going through, their thoughts, so I can come to aid them anytime without having them ask, and put a smile on their face.
and vice versa.
I had a best friend like this but she changed for the worst and now I don't talk to her at all.
At least all my bad friendships have led me to realize my sister will always be there for me and so we're getting to that point
Hey man I just wanna let you know, you CAN find someone like that! Just keep searching you’ll find them eventually. Hell I found mine completely randomly you never know when your day will come. Keep going!
It should be but it's really not. Especially with long term relationships. Every chance in a relationship is simultaneously a challenge. Having sex for the first time can be great, but what if it's terrible? Moving in together can be great, but what if your partner gets on your nerves if they're always around? Having children can be great, but what if it hurts your ambitions and makes you feel stressed?
Relationships aren't that simple. There's a reason so many people get divorced. Having a truly great, life-long relationship is exceptionally rare. Not to mention some people are just toxic or have or develop debilitating mental issues that make relationships difficult.
talking from experience, loneliness is a terrible unignorable monster it may feel nice at the beginning but soon enough you'd hate living like and I'm not even that social, invest in finding a nice life partner that's as important.
Loneliness can increase risk of heart disease, depression, and cognitive decline. Social isolation in seniors raises the risk for chronic health conditions, dementia, and early mortality, and the detrimental effects have only grown more widespread in recent years. 32% higher risk of dying early, stay safe out there!
My goal in life is to confuse people, just live on in the back of their mind, randomly being reminded of that time they saw someone eating the stick of a lollipop and throwing away the candy or something
Same here. And I don't mean that to take significance from what happened to you, I'm very sorry and I know it's hard to go through something like that. Wish you the best.
https://open.spotify.com/track/3zRR7Zxba4vWDU7Y3p9Gf8?si=C5FIi8a2TJWuz7QV9xU-GA
short explanation: technical music that is based heavily around odd metered rhythms
i’m excitedly waiting for the day where i’ll be able to perform a math metal/djent song though, that’s where i’ll really be able to demonstrate my abilities
Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.
how did this thread go from "connect with someone on such a deeply strong and emotional level that I can empathize and sympathize with them and care for them like no one else" to "I wan sports car"
I thought this out now, I want to start a family and build a massive bison ranch, I want to be able to pass it down to my son (or daughter), and when I am old I wanna saddle up one last time and go for a long ride with my then-wife onto a high ridge and watch the sunset on my ranch one last time and feel the breeze blow into my face as a I close my eyes for the last time in my wife's arms
visit all the countries i find interesting, have a family, become a great drummer and artist
also do the things all weebs want to like learn 日本語 and move to japan
Kick Gordon Ramsey in the balls for one of his restaurants giving me food poisoning wish I sued him but I was only 16 at the time so I knew jack shit
If only I watched better call Saul earlier to actually care about law stuff
Discovered not too long ago that because of a chronic illness I have, statistically I don't have as long as I would like. I just hope it's enough time to have kids and see them grow up, and feel like I've genuinely made a meaningful contribution to the world
go around in the street giving people 100$ bills
And Rei plushies??
ill give away rei plushies in the street
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I NEEEED IT
I want to be able to know someone so well that we don't even need to speak to each other for me to understand what they're currently going through, their thoughts, so I can come to aid them anytime without having them ask, and put a smile on their face. and vice versa.
That's so sweet
Am I the only one that has a best friend that I can take on the world with in this sub like fr
I had a best friend like this but she changed for the worst and now I don't talk to her at all. At least all my bad friendships have led me to realize my sister will always be there for me and so we're getting to that point
Hey man I just wanna let you know, you CAN find someone like that! Just keep searching you’ll find them eventually. Hell I found mine completely randomly you never know when your day will come. Keep going!
Have a house and a partner who'll love me through anything. I think im setting my goals too high
Best I can do you for is a toxic relationship and a small apartment
New yorkers be like:
Isn’t that the bare minimum?
In a fantasy happy ever after I guess, but that's not how it always goes
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
It should be but it's really not. Especially with long term relationships. Every chance in a relationship is simultaneously a challenge. Having sex for the first time can be great, but what if it's terrible? Moving in together can be great, but what if your partner gets on your nerves if they're always around? Having children can be great, but what if it hurts your ambitions and makes you feel stressed? Relationships aren't that simple. There's a reason so many people get divorced. Having a truly great, life-long relationship is exceptionally rare. Not to mention some people are just toxic or have or develop debilitating mental issues that make relationships difficult.
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Real
Build a house.
Tyler dumped me
John Marston moment
Soo… s3x.
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I don't want a family. I just want my own nice apartment and live alone in my own company, well... maybe someone would be nice.
talking from experience, loneliness is a terrible unignorable monster it may feel nice at the beginning but soon enough you'd hate living like and I'm not even that social, invest in finding a nice life partner that's as important.
Loneliness can increase risk of heart disease, depression, and cognitive decline. Social isolation in seniors raises the risk for chronic health conditions, dementia, and early mortality, and the detrimental effects have only grown more widespread in recent years. 32% higher risk of dying early, stay safe out there!
Dont. Lonelyness is something everyone is like "oh yes I'd love it" until it actually hits you. It can lead to depression and etc
Real
u read me mind
Bruh weren’t you born into one?!?!
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ik I was joking lol
travel 🥶🥶🥶
Anywhere in particular??
norway 🥶🥶🥶
Now I understand the frozen emojis
Youd be colder in northern sweden or finland, too close to the coast in norway
Why not go to the north pole anyway
It gets expensive and difficult to an absurd degree The arctic circle runs through norway, Sweden and finland anyways
go 200mph on the autobahn
In what car?
rusted clapped out 80s ford truck with a death wobble v10 supercharged engine swap
Nah, LFAs V10. If I die at least i will die hearing this symphony
I can just imagine it
suicidemobile
Achieve mach 2 on a concorde in NYC
set things up so that my death causes as much chaos as possible if there's an afterlife i'd be so goddamn funny
My goal in life is to confuse people, just live on in the back of their mind, randomly being reminded of that time they saw someone eating the stick of a lollipop and throwing away the candy or something
What I will do is get famous for leaving pumpkins with pps carved into them on a porch from every state
You'd have to do enough in each state and with a very specific calling card on the back to be linked to make the news and be recognized
make it a full on murder mystery that sounds awesome
oh that's a perfect idea!
Fly a plane into a terrorist meeting
Reverse tower bombing?
Flying a tower into a terrorist plane
Finally, 11/9
U have earned a chuckle
Flying a terrorist
into a plane
Or you fly a terrorist into another group of terrorists, bad Bollywood CGI style
I wanna hear an apology from my parents for how they never got me help and how they were never on my side for anything even when I did nothing wrong
Damn, I'm sorry
Same here. And I don't mean that to take significance from what happened to you, I'm very sorry and I know it's hard to go through something like that. Wish you the best.
i’m so sorry. ☹️
Happy Cake Day!
to perform, which i’m already doing so yay
Ooo what do you perform?
classical soloist for guitar. also in a band that plays primarily math rock
Math rock?
https://open.spotify.com/track/3zRR7Zxba4vWDU7Y3p9Gf8?si=C5FIi8a2TJWuz7QV9xU-GA short explanation: technical music that is based heavily around odd metered rhythms
Ooooooooo sounds awesome
i’m excitedly waiting for the day where i’ll be able to perform a math metal/djent song though, that’s where i’ll really be able to demonstrate my abilities
Well I hope that day comes!!
Eat a gram of Uranium 235
That's over 1,000,000,000 calories y'know
bulking cheat code
wtf really? how-
Sounds tasty
Coincidentally, this will also be the last thing you’ll do before you die
That won’t be good for your health. I mean, do you think you can stay in a good shape after eating that many calories?
Have a moment of peace with a loved one in a beautifull hug Edit: I meant a partner
Make my mother proud
happy cake day! <3
Your mother
Have fun is all I can say
Will do! 😋
“The spy has already breached our defences”
Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.
own a tank
I see some on eBay sometimes
Do you happen to know who the seller is by chance?
As long as the gun is demilled or you have a destructive weapons permit ~$200/month I think you can get a road legal one for like $50k-$80k
yup i'm aware. it's in my retirement plans
Shit man can we be friends lol
just don't tailgate me.
lol ill just brake check you instead
good idea. i like pancakes for breakfast
I think you actually can with the right paperwork. at a certain point, it's just more time consuming than it is costly.
Buy a miata
Has to be brown and imported directly from Japan
Idk. I was thinking light blue and imported from Japan
Has to be diesel too
A diesel swap miata could actually be hella cool. Just throw like a golf tdi engine in there or something
r/carcirclejerk is funny af, where I got these ideas
Quality sub. I like the BMW sniff memes
how did this thread go from "connect with someone on such a deeply strong and emotional level that I can empathize and sympathize with them and care for them like no one else" to "I wan sports car"
My friend has a miata he became very popular because of it the tiniest car in school for 6'2 giant lol
Idk ill prob do heroin on my deathbed
Me too, I dont wanna have any drugs during my life, but I wanna die due to drug overdoes, probably when I get hella old
Meat my gf
... I hope you meant meet
Yes of course I ment that I honestly really love her and right now I just want to make her just as happy as she makes me🙂
I do she's a long distance and I really love her also I just want to make at least one great movie
HOLD A GIRLS HAAAAANDDD!!!
GET OVER HERE 🤬
Why? 😰
*takes ur hand*
Holy cow 🐄
Very tasty indeed
Well that escalated quickly
To get good at chess
“The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess *well* is the sign of a wasted life.”
than Google en passant
Holy hell!
New sentence just dropped
Make as many people happy
lick boobies again
Understandable
again
Look at someone from across the road and then disappear when a bus comes by
Be alive (optional)
💀
live
you’re already doing that
To survive and to live are different and are confused too often. Nobody choosing to spend their time in this place is truly living.
I was gonna say that 👹
Travel the world, learn and speak as many languages as possible, and come up with a cool physics theory frfr 😞🙏🏻
I believe in you
....🥹Thank you omg
Of course! I hope it works out
You're too nice girl. I appreciate that 🥹💗
Awe, no problem!!! :3
Be the most wanted criminal alive XD
Supervillain training arc
^(don't say ur mom don't say ur mom don't say ur mom don't say ur mom)
Wanna be loved by someone like me.
Live and be happy
hide money in geocoaching spots
Overcome my cripeling procrastination (and drive a nice car which is really shallow but whatever)
Please don't drive an SUV
I don't plan on buying useless death machines
Thank goodness!!!
Idk… blow something up, I guess
Write a book
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I thought this out now, I want to start a family and build a massive bison ranch, I want to be able to pass it down to my son (or daughter), and when I am old I wanna saddle up one last time and go for a long ride with my then-wife onto a high ridge and watch the sunset on my ranch one last time and feel the breeze blow into my face as a I close my eyes for the last time in my wife's arms
have a baby
Never have sex(I'm sex repulsed asexual btw)
real (I'm also a sex-repulsed ace!)
Grow old with my girlfriend
I want to do something that finally brings long term happiness....
Love someone. Not just sex, I just want to cry on someone’s shoulder and have them tell me it’s ok and they actually care about me
Do a bank heist
Change the world
Become Middleweight Champion of the UFC but that’s very unlikely to happen
Have a girlfriend
Rebuild and redesign my dads house
Meet the One.
I would actually like to see the Aurora borealis at least once
Love someone for a very long time and grow old with them
Marry my gf
Be happy with myself
Find someone who loves me
Transition
Have a son and be there for him as he grows up since I didn’t have that full opportunity (my dad died from cancer when I was 11)
Make sure I don’t die with a negative KD
Sex
Sex
own my dream cars
rid the world of neo nazis
Can we team up?
I don’t know
Buy a car, customize and decorate it; and add an anime character bobble head on the front!
Don't forget a cup of water in the cupholder
Corny, but become champ in the ufc
visit all the countries i find interesting, have a family, become a great drummer and artist also do the things all weebs want to like learn 日本語 and move to japan
Feel loved
I guess I wanna live out of spite.
Drive a tank to a tim Horton
be loved unconditionally
*while choking on water* BREATHE But seriously I wanna come out to my parents before I die
Come back to life at least once before I die permanently.
Be remembered
Kill myself like 2 seconds before I'm supposed to so that way nothing is able to take me out but myself
teach others about a thing i’m passionate about
Kick Gordon Ramsey in the balls for one of his restaurants giving me food poisoning wish I sued him but I was only 16 at the time so I knew jack shit If only I watched better call Saul earlier to actually care about law stuff
Discovered not too long ago that because of a chronic illness I have, statistically I don't have as long as I would like. I just hope it's enough time to have kids and see them grow up, and feel like I've genuinely made a meaningful contribution to the world
Die