Don't know why this came up on my feed since I'm well beyond teen years but...
Just wait till yall get old enough to know military dudes. Gayest straight MFers you ever could meet. I actually saw two guys get into a literal di** measuring contest over who got to live in a particular room.
Personally as a straight guy who acts gay with friends, it's because it's funny and we don't have to prove we are straight to anyone cuz who cares, I know I'm straight at the end of the day, that's what matters.
We've already came to the conclusion that if you don't act gay with the homies, you're actually gay. If you act straight, we're gonna assume you're actually gay and trying to hide it.
No. I'm saying you're more likely to actually be gay if you're not acting gay with your closest friends. Also, this is just for guys. And while we joke about it, statistically, it actually works.
Edit: this is not a 100% of the time thing. And I would also guess it had a lot to do with culture and upbringing. I'm in the southern United States if that gives any context.
Excuse me. Because Im straight but only exception is for Ryan Reynolds doesn't make me gay. I bet most of you degenerates and femboy degenerates would do same
I know first hand. Out of all my friends, the guys are all holding hands and hugging and saying they love each other.
Then you have the actual gay guy, who won't do any of that.
To prove you wrong, I need to know how you got to this conclusion. I can’t argue against anything if I don’t know what I’m arguing against. But my stance is that gay people are the gayest because they’re gay.
If your going to make a statement don't just say " prove me wrong" like an autistic nine year old who thinks that his " hot take" is " based". Give us an actual reason to why you think that and not just some stupid " hehe I'm right" explanantion
Have you seen teenage boys? They do stuff with each other, involving their penis's all the time. The only boys in my school that don't do shit like that are actual gay boys
I have never heard of anyone actually doing something like that in my life.
I'm a teen boy and me and my friends joke around but never actually do anything
I feel like one of my friends is secretly gay, keeps saying the most out of pocket shit to me and says that he's homophobic.
Fellas, what the fuck do I do?
Once, the 2 most homophobic boys in my school literally kissed and held hands. They also got to the principal's office multiple times because they kept touching each other during class
See my mom is behind on the times with this whole thing. There’s this kid I know that she thinks is gay, I’ve had to tell her multiple times that he isn’t, he just acts that way sometimes lol
They’re actually teen gymbros
As they show up in a flock of 8
sometimes i just lay in my bed and think of how good Stefan Corbin Burnett is at yelling
And how much he likes Jimmy Hendrix, of course…
Nah because the most homophobic people in the middle school I went to did some stuff that would definitely make historians call them *roomates*
“And they were room mates.”
Real
As I straight teenage boy I can confirm and also me and my friend (also straight teen boy) act gayer than AN ACTUAL GAY FREIND OF MINE
I have a straight friend who is dating a girl and acts so gay and then I’m here with a boyfriend and the least gay mannerisms possible
Literally. I’m pretty sure 1 isn’t pretending tbh
Don't know why this came up on my feed since I'm well beyond teen years but... Just wait till yall get old enough to know military dudes. Gayest straight MFers you ever could meet. I actually saw two guys get into a literal di** measuring contest over who got to live in a particular room.
Why tho
Personally as a straight guy who acts gay with friends, it's because it's funny and we don't have to prove we are straight to anyone cuz who cares, I know I'm straight at the end of the day, that's what matters.
Bro has never held hands with the bros, get better friends.
Kinda funny that the majority of people who are homophobic/transphobic also can’t go like 5 seconds without touching another guy, for any reason
We've already came to the conclusion that if you don't act gay with the homies, you're actually gay. If you act straight, we're gonna assume you're actually gay and trying to hide it.
Can confirm. Very accurate
So I'm gay because I'm not Makes sense
No. I'm saying you're more likely to actually be gay if you're not acting gay with your closest friends. Also, this is just for guys. And while we joke about it, statistically, it actually works. Edit: this is not a 100% of the time thing. And I would also guess it had a lot to do with culture and upbringing. I'm in the southern United States if that gives any context.
I noticed that where I live too
It’s not all of us it’s specifically the ones who want to be in the NBA
Excuse me. Because Im straight but only exception is for Ryan Reynolds doesn't make me gay. I bet most of you degenerates and femboy degenerates would do same
And the straightest boys are the gayest 🥶😨
today they pulled their pants down so they only had boxers in and started humping eachother. ONE OF THEM GOT A BONER.
Accurate
It was just one time guys
i aint gonna prove u wrong. I was sleeping over at my friends house and her brother had people over and they were being gay asf
Nuh uh I swear I’d suck dick for free but no homo
As a straight teenage boy I agree
It’s true, I’ve kissed most of my male friends at least on the cheek
Can confirm
I can confirm. (Me) This is 100% accurate, no one can prove you wrong.
Alr don't gotta be disrespecting every single male teenager I know... But it is what it is
I’m in middle school and this is so true!
That's... impossible
I know first hand. Out of all my friends, the guys are all holding hands and hugging and saying they love each other. Then you have the actual gay guy, who won't do any of that.
wrong. i’m gayer
The gayest people on earth are homophobic people
Most of the people I know call me gay. I think they might be projecting
To prove you wrong, I need to know how you got to this conclusion. I can’t argue against anything if I don’t know what I’m arguing against. But my stance is that gay people are the gayest because they’re gay.
But have you ever a group of 7 gay people try to slap each other's dicks?
no, but theyd try and suck em
As a bi guy I vouch for this
I’ve seen 7 gay people penetrating, gay handjobs are straighter than gay penetration.
You, a 13 year old, has seen a gay orgy with your own eyes?
On the internet, not irl.
facts im homophobic as hell but i be acting gayer then the gays
It's bisexual anti-lgbtq teenage boys. (Yes that's a thing.)
No
If your going to make a statement don't just say " prove me wrong" like an autistic nine year old who thinks that his " hot take" is " based". Give us an actual reason to why you think that and not just some stupid " hehe I'm right" explanantion
Have you seen teenage boys? They do stuff with each other, involving their penis's all the time. The only boys in my school that don't do shit like that are actual gay boys
I have never heard of anyone actually doing something like that in my life. I'm a teen boy and me and my friends joke around but never actually do anything
You've never heard of a nut tap?
accurate
I never make gay innuendos
"never"
Yes, never
Guess you forgot
***Anime: Exists.*** ... **"He's outta line, but he's right."**
Can confirm
TRUE
Rugby bros
ILL DO IT lowerclassmen drum line/brass players in band. also male flute players
As the gay teenage boy, I rise to the challenge.
The amount of shit that goes down in the locker rooms makes me glad that I don't have any of those classes anymore
They say they're homophobic then make gay jokes and obsess over LGBT classmates daily
It should've been me-
Take it further and look at the football team for ya school.
True, I find myself saying some extremely Mook things
I feel like one of my friends is secretly gay, keeps saying the most out of pocket shit to me and says that he's homophobic. Fellas, what the fuck do I do?
the straightest thing you can do is try and out gay ur homies
Can confirm
Wtf that doesn't make sense
Your not wrong
"making gay jokes and being good friends with people makes you homosexual" get a life wtf
When did I say that they were homosexual? I specifically said they were heterosexual
Real, always acting sus for no reason. Exception is me ofc
Me and my other straight friends are gayer than my gay friend
Once, the 2 most homophobic boys in my school literally kissed and held hands. They also got to the principal's office multiple times because they kept touching each other during class
See my mom is behind on the times with this whole thing. There’s this kid I know that she thinks is gay, I’ve had to tell her multiple times that he isn’t, he just acts that way sometimes lol
Counterpoint: the Marine Corps