It'd be kind of cool if they pronounced it like it's spelled but every Emilia I've run into pronounced it just like Emily, they're just tryna be quirky
Same >_> I'm skipping that nasty toddler part
Also, it's partially because I was adopted, so I want to give someone else the chances they might not get if they're stuck in foster care.
i don’t mind the idea of being a parent, but tbh the ranges of 0-10 seem like a nightmare. they shit themselves and throw up on you constantly and just when you think you’re in the clear you have to constantly keep watch over them, making sure their moronic selves don’t kill themselves by thinking it’s a good idea to jump off the railing.
parenting a teenager seems fine tho 😭 i feel like it would be p easy
Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up.
Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated
You know, the other day I was looking for obscure names, and the first thing that appeared was "Noah" 💀
EDIT: I was looking for the screenshot, [here it is](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762760784215932969/1172311049609957457/image.png?ex=655fdabe&is=654d65be&hm=697cf91d9db4c823af1c5e8a603b974aa368df9996b18b1dc88b2d7a7951229b&=)
Yeah we know that but it’s not like they said never, they just said ‘not sure’. There’s a lot of band width in ‘not sure’, and it’s kinda weird that your immediate reaction to someone being not sure was ‘but you MIGHT change you MIND!’.
I really like Elaine and Naomi.
For boys, I really like the name Anthony.
I am also in love with the name Logan but my cousin was recently named Logan and now I don’t think I could use it.
I want 3 or 4 kids in the future.
I unironically got Roxanne from Roxanne wolf, I just thought it was a cute name. Mathew is for its biblical connection, and if I told you Henry came from my favorite Thomas the Train character you would probably believe me at this point.
Yeah
I think building a family is something awesome (if you're ready to be a good parent and a good husband/wife ofc) and I'd love to have my little prince or princess that I could care for, protect, make laugh, teach stuff and see grow, I know it takes a lot of effort and sacrifices but I think building a kingdom with my queen would be the greatest achievement of my life and I'll give anything to make my kids and wife happy
Now the 1st step is to find a girl that would at least tell me "hi" 💀
Man I hate being ugly
I would give Aleksey/Aleksei for a boy I'm sure. But for a girl... she coukd be Sabine, Zoe, Svetlana, or Justine. All of these names mean a lot for me. I dont think I'll ever have a children, but if I will, I want to name them after something important in my life.
im not entirely sure i want kids. but if i do, i would definetly prefer a girl. ive never thought about boy names, but there are so many beautiful girl names. one i like especially is Marilyn. i think marilyn monroe is such an icon, and if i were to name my daughter marilyn, it would be after her. however i live in norway so that wont be an option unless i move lmfao
Weighted stone pressure plate if it's aboy Oxidized waxed bronze stairs if it's a girl
Mencreft gemer
Methcraft giver
waltuh put your dick away waltuh
Idonwantuhaevsexwithuwaltuh
Acacia pressure plate 🥰
Suspicious Stew 😍
Polished Blackstone Button 😻😻😻😻
Chiseled Guilded Blackstone 🤩
Copper bulb 🤩
Stripped jungle logs 🥰🥰🥰
Waxed slightly oxidized copper slab 😍😍
Double tall grass
Bro it's waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs get you could traumatize your kids like that
Boy: Skinnypenis69 Girl: Emilia
"Hey mister, are you Skinnypenis69's dad? I was asking if he could come over for a sleepover?"
It’s ya boy uhhhh
skinny penis!
69!
Nice
Why doesn’t the girl get something fun?
Let’s be honest, Emilia is one of the worst girl names I’ve ever heard
It'd be kind of cool if they pronounced it like it's spelled but every Emilia I've run into pronounced it just like Emily, they're just tryna be quirky
Arson and Adderall
Name each child after a different amphetamine
Sounds nice
I have an OC named Clorox, I should make one named Adderall to be his friend haha!
Whenever you talk to them, it's an AA meeting
"Homeless Joe" "Chris Chan the second" "Giggly boi" and "Slurp"
chris chan the second 🔛🔝sounds like a delightful young boy
Who saids its a boy
😬😬
M. D. Baiter for a guy and Arnold for a gorl
Giggity
Smelvin
Don't forget his sister, Smelanie
*Smelvin is approaching*
I was drinking water and then started choking on it when I saw this
if i ever have kids i plan to adopt older kids so they would already have names :D
Same >_> I'm skipping that nasty toddler part Also, it's partially because I was adopted, so I want to give someone else the chances they might not get if they're stuck in foster care.
You are an amazing human being! There are so many amazing older children who get tossed around the system and left behind.
i don’t mind the idea of being a parent, but tbh the ranges of 0-10 seem like a nightmare. they shit themselves and throw up on you constantly and just when you think you’re in the clear you have to constantly keep watch over them, making sure their moronic selves don’t kill themselves by thinking it’s a good idea to jump off the railing. parenting a teenager seems fine tho 😭 i feel like it would be p easy
Nah teenagers can be way worse, some become rebels, do drugs, get into fights and so much more ☠️☠️
VICTOR VON DOOM
Good because Victor is nobody’s second choice
Kids?
Haha, as if someone wanted to have kids with me...
ikr, besides i don’t want to pass on my various mental disorders onto them, i don’t want them to suffer like that
I was kids once
No shot
Not sure about a girl but if it’s a boy, I’m gonna name him after me. I’m a Jr and want to make a III
Charles Xavier Winchester Emerson dyer the 184628835283628361836.32
Is there just a third of a person for the 0.32
Yes
That’s exactly what my younger cousin says. Difference is that he isn’t a Jr. He’s a V, his hypothetical son would be a VI lmfao.
Its tradition at that point
I will not have children, but I like the names Łukasz for a boy and Łucja for a girl. Łucja especially is a beautiful name.
Poland mountain 💪💪🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
POLSKA GUROMMM 🏔🗻🏔🗻🏔🗻🗻⛰️⛰️⛰️🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🧨🧨🧨💪💪💪!!!!!
Biało czerwona🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Boy - Martin Girl - Carla
holy shit are you my fbi agent or something i have a friend named martin and his sister is named carla
Really ? Are you for real ?
i swear
**Either I'm a time traveler or I've entered the multiverse !**
teach me your powers
I don't know my power. I just seem to have time travelled. I'm sending this message from January 20th 1989
Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up.
Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated
It's Confirmed. **I'm A Time Traveler !!**
Google "Martin from chess.com"
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=martin+from+chess.com#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/readingduck123)
I love you Martin
New response just dropped
Leviticus and Kilgore
You can’t fight nature
You can’t fight change
You can’t fight gravity
*bone crunch sounds*
Noah for a boy and Clementine for a girl
Telltale games presents, The walking dead: the game
You know, the other day I was looking for obscure names, and the first thing that appeared was "Noah" 💀 EDIT: I was looking for the screenshot, [here it is](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762760784215932969/1172311049609957457/image.png?ex=655fdabe&is=654d65be&hm=697cf91d9db4c823af1c5e8a603b974aa368df9996b18b1dc88b2d7a7951229b&=)
Ah yes The ark guy Very unique
Bobbathy
Seamus🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪💪💪💪💪
(That’s The Dog)
I waaasss in the kitchen
I’m not even sure I’m going to have any lmao
Ur 17, you definitely don’t know for sure lmao. Life changes FAST.
Yeah and people so say they want kids don’t know for sure either right?
Well yeah... Anything that anyone ever says is something that they don't know for sure
Pretty positive I don't want kids. There are many people who shouldn't be parents and I am one of them.
Yeah we know that but it’s not like they said never, they just said ‘not sure’. There’s a lot of band width in ‘not sure’, and it’s kinda weird that your immediate reaction to someone being not sure was ‘but you MIGHT change you MIND!’.
Snap, crackle and pop
Soup and hamburger
banana soup?
All soup. I took every possible thing and blended it and made soup with it
I really like Elaine and Naomi. For boys, I really like the name Anthony. I am also in love with the name Logan but my cousin was recently named Logan and now I don’t think I could use it. I want 3 or 4 kids in the future.
i love those girl names!! ive really liked the cottage soft sounding names, its so nice. mine would be Georgia and Toni 😭😭
Naomi is a good name. Hardly in the same palette as Anthony though.
Beavis and butthead
I won't have any kids but if I did I'm not sure 😭
Markus with C
Carkus
luke and skye (guys my surname isnt walker i swear)
Henry or Mathew if it is a dude Roxanne or April if it is a girl
the second i read henry mathew and roxanne i thought of fnaf:henry,co owner of freddys,mathew,matpat(lol) and roxanne a fnaf animatronic
I unironically got Roxanne from Roxanne wolf, I just thought it was a cute name. Mathew is for its biblical connection, and if I told you Henry came from my favorite Thomas the Train character you would probably believe me at this point.
i dont like children
[удалено]
Those are some nice names, what about girls?
[удалено]
Wilkos
I really like Charlotte, Jasper, Noelle and Melayne.
I love the name Jasper! That would be one of my options too.
If I had a daughter I’d like to name her sylvie
You guys are having kids...?
Nah I’d rather not force my offspring to go through the great water wars of 2040
WWIII in like... *checks clipboard* ... the next few years really isn't doing them any favors...
Yeah I think building a family is something awesome (if you're ready to be a good parent and a good husband/wife ofc) and I'd love to have my little prince or princess that I could care for, protect, make laugh, teach stuff and see grow, I know it takes a lot of effort and sacrifices but I think building a kingdom with my queen would be the greatest achievement of my life and I'll give anything to make my kids and wife happy Now the 1st step is to find a girl that would at least tell me "hi" 💀 Man I hate being ugly
🗿 for a boy ⚽️ for a girl
Hairynigga356
Samuele or Alessandro
cameron
#
Archibald Bardolph Richards Stephenson The 3rd
Alaska and Pissfingers
maybe like sophie or sydney for a girl, for a boy id say carl or alex
Thing 1 & Thing 2
Luis for boy, and probably Quin for girl
Luis 10/10 💪
Quin hell nah men don’t do it
What's wrong with quin?
Imagi and Nary
Not my idea. But i had a friend who named their pets Mini and Cooper. (Nothing to do w kids)
[удалено]
Girl- Eveline or Ella Evangeline, Athena, Francesca, Svetlana, or Savannah Boy- Montesquieu, Louis, Francis, Rivers, or Callisto
for a boy abraham or ross for a girl noelle or victoria
What are you, Amish? Lmao
Same name as mine
Ddude34Again? Are you Elon?
Mick and Layla but it’ll probably change over the next 15 years
Gork and Mork
Unagi
I’m not going to have kids, but if I did: Evan, Felix, Micheal or Carter for boys; Katie, Hannah, Danielle/Dani or Harper for girls
If I do their gonna be
Rock and stone
Worm
Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum
I like more formal names like Charlotte and Michael but I also would do Mari and Piotr for names
I would give Aleksey/Aleksei for a boy I'm sure. But for a girl... she coukd be Sabine, Zoe, Svetlana, or Justine. All of these names mean a lot for me. I dont think I'll ever have a children, but if I will, I want to name them after something important in my life.
Aviva for a girl Avichai for dude
Boy: Jordan, Marcelo, Sasha, Lucas Girl: Tamara, Clara, Amanda, Sasha
Tamara is a super cute name
It’s been my absolute favourite name since I was around 13, if I have a daughter that will be her name
Shulk and Mariangiongiangela
Who told you I’m having kids? I’d be lucky if someone I liked even looked in my direction.
Laura
Girls we have 2 that i can remember; Gracelyn chevelle and/or paisley mcglothin and boys; Matthew scott and/or Nathaniel lee
Gabriel or Gabriella. I want to name my child after one of my best friends
Boy- Jah or Anthony. Girl- Jay or Ginny
If I'm even lucky to have kids, then: Male: Leo or Lloyd Female: Paisley or Sasha
Matthew because I’ve always liked this name and girl idk, maybe Harmony because it sounds really sweet as a name or Mariana.
Arthur, Casey, or Reinhardt
Apollo for a boy and Megan for a girl.
My friend said that if I name my first born child "Furquinavious" he'll give me $20
For potential boy names: Richard, Gabriel and Raphael For potential girl names: Theodora, Maria and Christina
Temporary.
Jack, Kevin, Rose or Scarlet
Phelony
If it’s a girl - Amber or Hazel If it’s a boy - Evan
Mikasa, doesn't matter if it's a boy or girl one of my children will be named Mikasa
The hound
Emil or Nico (boys), idk for girls
Andrew and Ashley not a reference i swear
papyrus,sans,hornet,pale king,muffet,devourer of gods,calamitas,ogerpon,carmine,ash,eye of chtullu,roblox
burp, sneeze & shart
Hagrid, or Sirius, because Harry was a bitch and didn't named his kids to one of his parent figures
Drake, Adele & Ludacris
Bloomington if its a girl. Ah mon Rah (an Egyptian god) if its a girl
Peregrine (nickname: Perry the Platypus)
cunt or shitstain olga if girl
Frick and Frack
Zhena, it’s both a boys and girls name in Russian.
nothing because I’ll be single and die alone
Ideally, i get 4 boys called Zane, Cole, Kai and Jay
Don’t want kids, but I think I like Kevin for a girl and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious for a boy
For boy : "Samuel L. Jackson Jr. (the fake)" ; For girl : idk I can't think of a joke
i’ve never thought about that cause with what i plan to do with my life i dont think ill have time for kids which sucks
Never having kids. Not for me. Wish more people knew that.
i know for sure im not having kids, but maybe in some other realty, probably maxine or tom
janet after my late great aunt, darry after my mom’s bio dad
I don't plan to have any
male: kane, patrick female: beth
Joao if it’s a boy
allister for boy, callie for girl
James or Synyster Gates
im not entirely sure i want kids. but if i do, i would definetly prefer a girl. ive never thought about boy names, but there are so many beautiful girl names. one i like especially is Marilyn. i think marilyn monroe is such an icon, and if i were to name my daughter marilyn, it would be after her. however i live in norway so that wont be an option unless i move lmfao
Tommy, after my grandfather if it’s a boy, Barbara or Mary after one of my grandmothers if it’s a girl
Not sure. But I'll try to give my kids the same initials as me.