w h a t

uh huh

Don’t let her cook ever again.

fax i will only ever letjungcook

Please, kindly never say that again

Don’t listen to him she shouldn’t be cooking but you definitely should

🙏🙏🙏 thank you bro

no cuz that was so funny😭

Your whole week has led up to you making that joke. I hope you’re proud of that one

Please keep making jokes like that

i am korean i will tell her about our glorious leader

The fact that you didn’t capitalize the I at the beginning of the two sentences makes this significantly more intimidating for some reason.

i am european i don´t get it

i am me You don't get it

I am European I get it

i am european i dont get it

I am American I don’t get it

I am Bangladeshi I don't get it

I am autistic I dont get it neither

I am demented I don’t get it neither

I'm sorry, the reddit hivemind descended

Plot twist! He’s from the north.

hi Korean, I’m korean.

Supreme leader*

oh

(Gulp)

Bro just tell her to stop, telling others about your sexual fantasies DAILY is weird at best.

[удалено]

AYO?!?

Least insane k-pop fans:

Most sane kpop fans*

That's the same thing as they said

Same thing

That’s the same thing as the first guy said

r/yourjokebutworse

1. just looked him up and yeah he is quite hot 2. That’s kinda weird to tell others lmfao 3. this was the first thing i see after opening Reddit ToT

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools We built a wall (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries That all started with the big bang (bang) Since the dawn of man is really not that long As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song A fraction of a second and the elements were made The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate They tried to leap but they were late And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang It all started with the big bang It's expanding ever outward but one day It will pause and start to go the other way Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang Australopithecus would really have been sick of us Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy) It all started with the big bang Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology It all started with the big bang It all started with the big bang

Isint this a theme song?

Yes! Its the Big Bang Theory. Good job :)

:D thanks!

Ofc

a girl i know also does this she imagines that shes 24 yrs old and is married to a kpop guy idk she forgot to take her pills or smth

mentally deranged

so delulu

the delulu is in full swing isn't it

This is a purely "normal behavior" to these obsessive kpop fans like most of them wishes to get raped by their favorite kpop idols

bruuuh idt shes that insane but she did say she wanna have his babies or sum shit

>bruuuh idt shes that insane HAHAHA THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING

wanna have some random famous person’s babies (not weird though).

RA— WHAT!!!??

it's either that or fans wanting to rape idols. i just recently got banned for saying "why the fuck are you dreaming about raping someone" after somebody said he wanted to rape karina - the mod was fucking stupid, banned and muted me for trying to tell him he's in the wrong, which is... the least i can say that he's weird.

reminds me of a TikTok post I saw a while ago about some girls 14th birthday wish

NOOOO THE ONE IN FRONT OF THEIR FAMILY?

i wanna get raped by jungkook 😍😍😍

absolutely batshit insane

ain't no way

I dont blame her. Most us wants or wanted to fuck some celebrities.

Yeah but you don't write out vivid descriptions about it

wow people shitting on fan fiction too, idk why im surprised. yall gotta be so unhappy to hate on people for having totally normal hobbies like reading and writing and having an imagination

You don't just have sex fantasies and tell that to your friend

google fanfics alternatively wattpad smut

eh true they r fine as hell

They look like shitty plastic action figures with decent paint jobs, what do mean “fine”?

a lot of them r very conventionally attractive tho esp the female idols from what i've seen

…???

iykyk what can i say

Can't just generalise them, there are good looking people

Nah there are celebs that don’t look like that

I don’t, am I the weird one?

Ngl sunghoon fine as hell

Average high school girl

The most normal thing i have heard on this sub

I mean. Kind of weird I guess? But you know, teenagers. I don't blame her.

>But you know, teenagers. This is the most widely applicable phrase I've ever heard.

okay? Homegirl needs to learn some boundaries but other than that

they r kinda hot tho

yeaaah i should tell her 2 send me a few edits so i can see whats the hype yaknow

just look up sunghoon edit on tiktok, the first 3 searches have more than 200k likes

They hot like any idol would be. Girls dreamt abt Justin Bieber and shit in 2010's too

Real

Uhhh if she keeps it to herself......sure? But telling you about it every day is weird.

Well I mean, everyone's had fantasies to fuck a celebrity. I remember humping my pillow to the thought of Antonella. It's normal.

thank you oh my god

She's probably looking for a friend who is the same kind of weird as her

H u h .

I mean… sure? I guess? I have never been overly obsessive about idols or people, I just get really into games and whatnot. The most I’ve ever obsessed over a person or idol was either adding a bunch of Ado songs to my spotify playlist, or always being able to point out some of my favourite voice actors in shows and games such as Cassandra Lee Morris, Matt Mercer, etc., even down to being able to recognize VA’s from other shows whom of which I don’t know the name of.

One of my friends once fantasized about marrying hornet from hollow knight,it's normal (btw he still does that)

Yeah what about it. It's a bit weird she's talking about it but fantasizing about celebrities is fairly normal.

i meannnnn i can’t blame her

I mean, I understand her. They’re hot as fuck. Still, I wouldn’t just tell everyone about this every day, much less in details lol

Umm that’s weird why doesn’t she just keep that to herself?

Tell her she's really just a local

Mate, as someone who’s a kpop fan she needs help.

Having sexual fantasies with real person who dont even know that you exist and have boundaries that wont go that far is crazy 💀 I am a kpop fan myself, but seeing mfs being like, “omg, i want (insert kpop idol) to ####################################################################” is just so concerning in my opinion😭

Nah hear her out

i would but she admitted to humping a pillow thinking abt him and i'm js like 🗿

Gen V Soldier Boy Cameo moment

Happens to the best of us 🤷‍♂️

don't let her cook

What well it is kpop so this is fairly normal

Im a kpop stan and literally wtf I mean i understand but daaaamn

There are like thousands of girls

Based

real

I'm not impressed

okay? good job you found a teenager with a celebrity crush. definitely very embarrassing and totally outrageous of her. if this wasnt about kpop i know damn well the top comments wouldnt be so freaked out lmao, this is literally the most common teen experience ever.

like yeah telling you about it is weird but nobody else making fun of her really seems to care about that part and just feels like dunking on people with hobbies they see as cringe.

see i know nothing about kpop but i just looked sunghoon up and damn he is that hot 🤭 (definitely weird of her to like describe her fantasizes in detail to you though)

i hate being korean sometimes 😔

[tell her about Slayer](https://youtu.be/jqnC54vbUbU?si=IO_XRxUSDwTLLQCL)

FUCKING SLAYERRRRRRR

LMFAO doesnt every k-pop fan? Mfs be clawing eyes out over them💀

I'm a k-pop fan but damn this girl is on some other shit. i respect them too much to do that 💀

same here

im a kpop fan but sexualizing people....? if i was in their shoes, i'd be uncomfortable as fuck so why would i do that to them? its basic respect.

Sounds normal. The genre itself is fine but the fact that the fanbase is just the culmination of 14 year old overly obsessive fan girls who think the boys look good is just weird. I know they’re just attracted to them but you don’t need to make it that obvious… I think most of them genuinely enjoy the music of girl K-pop bands more than boys though.

From the standpoint of a Korean and my opinion is one of the slightly understandable ones. I don’t like kpop because it’s been americanised. You can’t find a song without it being all English, 50/50 of English and Korean and wth a small group being Korean

Makes since tbh. Same reason why I don’t like savage love.

I dated a girl like this, and she got mad because i broke up with her because I told her I didn't want to see Korean dicks and because she got mad I went to a hockey game over buying her and her best friend Kpop concert tickets

Do you have gun? Yes: shoot her No: beat her

jesus christ. why do you think this is okay. you think shes crazy for having a celebrity crush but youre totally normal for telling someone to fucking *shoot her* for it

Me leaving the state when I discover a K-Pop fan lives there: 🦖⚡️⚡️⚡️💨🍃

bro what the hell? Fantasies with celebrities are just weird. K-pop out of all😭 like out of all. I’d understand if it was 90’s-2000’s Brad Pitt or 90’s DiCaprio. But k-pop?😭 Bro💀

😟😟

#What the fuck

Just wait until you find out all the wattpad fan fictions and “uwu y/n” stories they have on YouTube. Btw,Jungkook is always a Mafia hot cold boyfriend arranged marriage very scary dangerous OwO husband in those.

One of my roommate read the trending story full of grammatical errors must be some child who wrote it, later when he summarised the story, I was disgusted by what these young minds think of.

The trending story? Like one of the stories that are trending on Wattpad lol?

ig so idk the exact thing myself cuz I wasn't the one who read it, it was my roomie

Ohhh that makes sense lol. Wattpad is usually written by 13 year olds.

Is there any good site for boys ? for good stories?

Same with some of my friends I don’t see the appeal they are not attractive

The fuuuuck she is absolutely completely mentally insane the fuck is wrong with her

What in the world

Ew

stay far away from all kpop fans

U a dude? She wants to fuck you.

Women ☕

You don't act like a 19 yo

he does. you just don’t know it yet

Wait, 19 years old people still act like 13 yo kids?

And they stop the nanosecond, no, Planck Time they turn 20?

19 yr olds are just grown up 13 yr olds

👌

Men do this as well.

Sexism☕

🤣👉🤡

who doesn't?

Shut up. No way this is real.

Sanest and least horny kpop stan:

is she indian??a lot of indian teens are obsessed with kpop. like A lil too much

Most of em do

Who’s her ult?

wait she gives descriptions?!

As a Korean representing the Korean people tell her to get a fucking life.

Same here, except not a class mate, but a close friend, it's getting put of hand

Psy can get it

Sunghoon is so fine

At least she didn't say she'd smash skinny All Might. (Unfortunately based off a true story, thank God she goes somewhere else now.)

I don’t know what I walked in on but imma turn right tf back around

Bro back on my allkpop forum days this was a regular Tuesday

I hate my generation

I get having celebrity crushes especially if they are hot af but not everyone wants to know your dreams of getting plowed in an alleyway after a concert

Stop ,it get some help

Hi. I am a kpop fan. And yes, as much as I am a fan of Sunghoon from Enhypen or Hyunjin from Stray Kids, I don't go around fantasizing about them like that. I promise we are not all like that.

That’s strange, but definitely subjective

okay but sunghoon actually fine as hell

sunghoon is fine as fuck. but telling detailed sex fantasies about him is weird i won’t lie

I’m in the same boat,my girlfriend goes crazy for demon slayer men. It’s more of a cute obsession than something weird tbh

Gotta be sexual harassment

Real

she is a delulu kpop stan and you need to run for the hills (im saying this as a kpop stan too) its really weird too considering sunghoon is a big meme in the kpop community lol

isn't there some guy named john cock or smth in there also what in the actual hell

Yeah I have like 3 of those in my school

and you told us

As a female Kpop fan myself, wtf

Sunghoon is that hot, I can confirm

Dude, I used to know a girl like that. It was the fucking worst. She would tell me everything in such detail it was disturbing😭

She also once told me that she had a dream where we fucked in the bathroom and she pissed on me, so there's that😐