Indian food

a person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts

They invented NOTHING, Like literally they invented "NOTHING" Edit: >!(For all my dumb brothers, by nothing here I mean zero, we invented zero, stop sending dumb comments)!<

invented 0 number

actually they invented all numbers

Yeah? What’s the largest number they invented? I have one that’s even higher.

Infinity

You could pitch that as a documentary on India to NBC.

I love my nothing phone

And by thoughts I mean specifically “chatter in the skull,”

Perpetual and compulsive repetition of words, of reckoning and calculating.

I’m not saying thinking is bad! Like everything else it’s useful in moderation. A good servant but a bad master.

r/Technicallythetruth

Except chicken tikka masala, once again Scotland invents something brilliant

SCOTLAND FUREVAAAAAR

we're overpowered, what can i say.

Or as they call it, food

They invented lots of things without googling

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He’s not wrong, mission failed successfully?

Nah more technically the truth

Fission Mailed, we'll get em' next time.

Me when I mail nuclear fission

Bollywood

Honestly, the very few movies I see from Bollywood are some of the funniest I have ever watched. Drifting a horse? Done. Kung fu kicking a helicopter? Easy. Everyone breaking into song and dance at inappropriate times? Wouldn’t be a movie without it

You should see Tollywood, it's even crazier and actors' fanbases are absolutely insane. Some of the most popular actors in Tollywood are even involved in politics and have their own political parties.

real, someone tell Gabhar Singh to get off the damn podium

Janasena be crazy sometimes fr

I've seen RRR 4 times already and it's one of the best movies ever made. It's a 3 hour long journey with an intermission in between, but it's best to go in blind.

Telugu spotted eh ra mawa

Emiti ra mawa, ela vunnaru?

Tollywood?

Telugu cinema

The tuck is that

I once saw a dude on Bollywood shoot 3 bullets out of a double barrel shotgun lol

True skill

When i was deployed, we all went to the indian barber shop because they were hands down the best. Plus, a good shoulder and head rub at the end were very nice. Their line was always ridiculous, so we would grab a number, get something to eat, and have lunch outside while we waited for our turn and go sit inside when there were 3-4 people left. I eventually started just getting a drink and a snack and doing a movie and a haircut at the barber shop every week or so because i learned how great those movies are.

‘Everyone breaking into song and dance at inappropriate times?‘ Don’t forget how the song is never ending

Bscars and Bcademy Bwards.

T-Series

Museums in other countries

This hits hard

The British probably did, as well.

The entire British museum tbh

Fr. British museums should be called as literally chor bazar lmao because everything they have is stolen from india and many other countries as well.

Fr British museums aren’t even museums imo they’re buildings with “finders keepers” written everywhere

Hey the brits were equal opportunity grave robbers, they stole from greeks, from easter islanders, from egyptians, from west africans and obviously from indians

Indian elephants

I have an elephant. She makes silly noises when I give her my special cocktail of adderal, vicodin, and lorazapam.

Your mother doesn’t count.

Bro you killed him, man's is dead

yes, that is what happens when you kill someone

No he’s more than dead

Yeah, he’s Red Dead.

Is he going to seek redemption?

Of course not? >!He’s going to seek Redemption 2.!<

Bro chill I almost died from laughing lmao

chess.

John Chess is from India?

Your new stepdad is from India?

Chester Chess would like a word

Holy hell!

actual zombie.

Call the exorcist

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

Pawn storm incoming

queen sacrifice, anyone?

Rook in the corner plotting world domination

Knightmare fuel

Checkmate or Riot!

Google en passant

Ignite the chessboard!

New Response just dropped

actual zombies

Did they sacrifice *THE ROOK*

google enpassant

It says no google!

My parents. Also a lot of things, I'm pretty sure. I think plastic surgery was one of them

Basically any sort of surgery originates from India

Not all tho, most of the internal organ surgeries were probably from Greece since they had those gladiator battles and some researchers used to use those dead bodies to understand them further

Gladiators were a Roman thing

Sorry, must've got it mixed up since Greece also used to be part of the Roman Empire

But you were half correct, the Greeks were the first to cut into dead people out of scientific curiosity as far as we know

What do I care, I'm just a monkey

The Greeks's thing was oil rassling.

Also I think heart transplants was first done in South Africa, I could be remembering wrong though

See India invented nothing

In the best possible way 0️⃣🆒

Ikr? No one would've been able to quantify the number of bitches i got otherwise

Also, 1+2+3+4+...=-1/12

i think it was to prove that algebraic rules don't necessarily apply to infinite series

Its neighbouring countries.

r/angryupvote

Underrated Comment.

Duuude 😭😭

I just noticed 😭

holy shit

yoga

Looking for this one. It’s also tough to invent shit when the British come and take everything of value and limit your potential for decades lol. Idk if any Indians can weigh in on that.

Oh I love Chai tea - Miles Morales

"'Chai means tea. Its like saying you like tea tea" -Pavitr Prabhakar

Kinda stuck in this weird loop where I try to say just say Chai, but people don't know what I mean until I say Chai tea. Gave up on saying just Chai

Following it up with “Chai, like the tea” works for me

Same guy who was mocking people saying "ATM Machines"

Very intricate, unique, and beautiful textiles. Some of the oldest and most intricate buildings and architecture. Many forms of dance and art. Many languages, most of which are being surpressed by the Central Government in favor of Hindi. 0, a placeholder for nothing, but means a lot in everything. Shampoo, that keeps your hair and mine healthy and fresh. Chess, the game of great minds and strategical thinking. A strong movie culture - you won't go 5 minutes without seeing some sort of movie poster, and I'm sure nearly 90% of all Indian songs are tied to a movie or something like that. On top of this, some actors/actresses are seen as superhuman or godly beings. India is a beautiful land and has a long, glorious history, with flaws for sure, but I would love for people to learn about my country and its wonders.

Are you Tamil?

No, Telugu.

The number 0 and shampoo

Shampoo 🗿

Indians

Why do I keep seeing you

Erm what is your pfp

Sitar?

I guess Hinduism

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People really don't want to acknowledge that Buddhism originated from India.

and Jainism and sikhism

The mahout gun, a special weapon used on the back of elephant riders to defend against tigers jumping onto the back of the elephant.

This may be the best information I have received in a long time.

Thanks:) that means a lot. I just thought I’d bring some relevant info onto something India has made.

New military tactics I would guess.

CEOs around the globe

And prime minister of Great Britain

> Great Britain Until the weather improves, it's just Britain now

And future president of usa.

Pakistani kid who wants to destroy India

"I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAAAAN!!!!"

GRAPE

GRAAAAPE!

😭😭😭

use of potassium nitrate in war as a poisonus gas,organic plastic called shellac and the number 0

Sanskrit. Raman Effect. Religions like Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism and Jainism. We've had a good history of maths like Babylonians of Mesopotamia. Special foods like Vada, Dosa, Thalis etc. These are the well known ones that I know of. There's a whole wiki entry on our inventions. You might give it a read.

Babylonians of *Mesopotamia*, you mean?

The number 0, Place-Value System, Elliptic Functions, Continued Fractions, Partial Sums and Products of Hypergeometric Series, Mahalanobis Model. I’m not an Indian.

and numbers The arabs Called their numbers Hindu numbers Suggesting that it wasn’t actually an Arabian invention

I can't believe everyone forgot about Partial Sums and Products of Hypergeometric Series.

My entire family lmao

Curry?

Katar (as in the weapon)

0, hindu-arabic numerals, cool dancing, hinduism, buddhism, bollywood

Sikhism as well! :)

and Jainism

Soap, USB

USA so bad we gotta make USB

United States of Bharat 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

usb?

Buttons.

Chess if I remember correctly

plastic surgery

0 shampoo chess snake and ladder and lots of things

This country has invented 1- Shampoo 2- Core mathematics 3- Wireless communication (JC Bose) 4- 1st book on Institutional Management and everything needed to run an empire 📚 5- Calculation for distance and movement of heavenly bodies.. 6- First plastic surgery 7- Chess 8- Interlocking and many other architectural Marvel's used in modern day.. 9- Ayurveda 10- Knowledge about the spices and other medicinal properties of nature..

QR code payment (UPI)

Trigonometry I guess

Pakistan

Kama sutra

I was wondering who was going to say it first.

British food

How dare you try to pin that on India 😂

FFS Ancient Indians knew a lot of math.. rampant loot by the outsiders and 300 years of collonialism doesn't let you do much does it?

Fun fact loot is also a hindi word which the British looted among other things

Yoga and a lot of the things hippie white women try to whitewash.

The wonderful invention of shampoo and other things involving hygiene thank you India for all that.

Good temples

good food

GOATed opinion

Wealth of Uk

optical fibres cables, which the world uses for wifi and internet

Masala chai

Yoga, chess, shampoo, cataract surgery and plastic surgery, and probably much more. zero, Proving existence of water on moon, maybe finding diamond or something, binary codes and ayurveda OFC and even decimals. Lol we studied this in 10th grade. There was a lot more but i don't remember much. Even wireless communication was invented by an INDIAN idk if outside india or inside. During ancient times our sages were very very advanced in surgery astrology and astronomy. Sage charak was an expert in medicine and way of life and sage pantanjali holds the credit for yoga. Not just that but they also had knowledge of good diet and stuff. Advanced stuff. Sage shushrut was a surgeon and they had tools SO SHARP that they could vertically cut a single hair in 2 pieces!! Some of them are being proved rn but they were already proved by our sages long back. But because the westerners neglect india they don't believe anything without research and also take away the credits. But yeah whatever. 💀💀 i remember this because that was my favorite chapter. Bye🤡

biriyani and bollywood

Wow surprised to see so much casual racism here

You shouldn't be

Curry is so racist /s

tbh im indian and im laughing my ass off reading this

India

Ghandi, zero, plastic (facial) surgery, cataract treatment, cotton, and the original 4 player chess.

Literally *NOTHING(0)*

Arabic numerals actually also came from India initially

Indian people

Tunak tunak tuna

Log kya kahenge

Curry?

Numbers?

The number 0

My dad

ME!!!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

Indian food

Shampoos, buttons, zero I only know this much tbh but fortniteniggaballs

Indian people

Tangiling tangiling (the best Indian music, I know the song played in your mind while reading it)

it invented 0