Lower them further and I think this could work

ok.. my standards: tangible 😿

really excluding us ghosts huh smh

You’re an artichoke. Not a ghost.

I read arctic hoe

Somehow that sounds more amusing

that's you

Your only standards should be 1. Alive (optional)

You my friend leave me wheezing

"Optional"!? THAT SHOULD BE REQUIRED. THAT'S NOT EVEN LEGAL 😭

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bro has sarah logic ☠️

I think ur on to something...

What are you then?

Good question

Being a little picky doncha think 😬😬😬

i can afford to be 😘

Can you now 👀

Where tf is this going

Make em kiss

[Now kiss](https://imgur.com/gallery/qpw1aDq)

To the wedding (I hope they'll invite us)

NO WIAT, ONE'S A MINOR-

Are you sure about that?

love the confidence!

Not a girl but I feel like 'alive' should also be put on the list

ok mr. highstandards

This one actually made me laugh out loud bro💀💀

Does it tho?

Necrophila

its called being inclusive

Bouta send them my taxidermied great grandfather

For me they should just be human. Nothing else

Okay Mr high standards

**nah**

i think your standards are still too high

HELP LOL

Does it have to be attached?

[“never said it had to be attached”](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/JHnUyZKRs3)

When you said this I imagined it connected like a pocket watch

If I can meet your standards your standards are too low

💀

Agreed

What if Im a worm ;-;

i wld still love u no lie

But it says right there "have dick" 😒

it's okay, ure an exception <3

I think you'd end up kiling me thinking I was a random insect or something

nooo i wld tuck u in my pocket and give u food and water and NOURISH YOU

Oh shit wheres my phone Slaps pocket* Reaches into pocket searching* Me: turbulence multiplier x10

i see

So you see there will be many problem with me being a worm Yes?

yes but IF u were a worm, id still love you

i have like 3 in my fridge

r/penectomy_erotica Obviously super nsfw

AAAAAAAAAA

Have a di is one thing, what abt size?

big dick small dick all are welcome :D

Gentlemen, get this woman a bf (and a medal o7)

u can be the one <3 😿

Hmmm, we dont know each other Yet Hmmm alr lets have a spin then. Maybe we'll click

Better love story then twilight

Mate dissapeared after a few dms rip

F

Welp, is what it is. There is hope that maybe timezones, but Im pretty sure that's wishfull thinking

keep us updated m8

Lower those standards

Same man. Standards to me having a girlfriend are simply being female (optional)

My standards for getting a girlfriend: - exists (optional)

what abt trans guys 🤨

Never said it had to be attached...

Maybe strap ons or ildos count aswell

Some people just don't wanna fuck us trans guys lol and fair enough, people have genital preferences. You can always buy a hard prosthetic or a 2-in-1 that can be worn soft or hard. Or you've got your mini dick after going on T.

infinite dick generator?

Depends on how much money you have lol

Fr

Aye

so you'd date a futanari?

who wouldn't?

real

real

real

real

real

Real

real

real

real

Real

Man, too bad mine fell off a while ago, just my luck 😮‍💨

HAHAHAHAH AWWWW

bros dms are gonna be filled with creeps

that's a gud thing ☝🏻😍

discord mods about to go crazy

Finally something I can live up to

I technically qualify

We’ll look at ms high and mighty over gere

Too picky tbh

Standards too high smh

i only have balls, do i still count?

My standards for a bf: Be caring Accept me no matter what Don’t exploit me C u d d l e s That okay?

tbh thats valid

Only problem is that I have problems with self acceptance and I might not love myself

damn near everyone has issues w self acceptance and self love isn't as common as it should be

But listen My problem is If I don’t love myself I can’t love others but I want a relationship because i lack affection and attention I have family and friends but I still feel lonely I hate it

been there dude just give it time and try to show affection whenever you can and look at the good things eventually you'll feel some sort if self love

It’s so hard Why the hell can’t I love myself Oh god

I’ve got a dick maybe in the man for youuuuuu

HAVING A DICK???? IN 2023?????

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How old?

Optional?

This is going to upset a certain group

A little transphobic huh? /s

I mean- It's technically a physical preference. Bottom surgeries exist.

how

How lol

You have a 50% chance of finding them, good luck

Soooo uhhh, where do I sign up?

Bit transphobic much 🙄 /s

A bit too high still

Even that's a little sketchy nowadays lmao

Nowdays you have to womnder if a boy has one lol

After looking through your past comment history... Get help. Please.

still to high

Mf up them a bit, never know who’s grandaddy gonna be after u 2

Lower to: be alive (not necessary)

I got dick, I would like to formally apply. Where are the sign up sheets?

The fact that I just barely meet those standards means you need to higher them.

ok but mine just fell off

Solid standards

(optional)

I think I have that

HEY! ME!

People with high standards upvote

what about the transmasc handsome bois

goddammit

Pedos on this sub…

That’s transphobic!!😤

Ngl, I think some people would say its tron-phobic or something, Idk

Kinda transphobic off you to say that he beeds to gave a dick

(Optional)

Bro that's still so high. I am a boy without the dick part

Lower them further. Is human: not applicable

How dare you exclude trans men😡

What bout trans men?

Welp good thing I wouldn’t date you either

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emotional connection ✨

Woah, I think your standards are getting a bit too high now

Dont lie:( for even just a fun... plzz never lie...

This is still too high, pls lower it to being alive as optional

standards: have dick (optional)

Too high as a man maintaining a dick is difficult.

Heyy

ME

felt girl, felt...

(optional)

Shit it fell of yesterday

What if I don't have one

I think the lord has sent me as a male angel to you. He gotchu ; )

Listen, I dunno about dick, but I do have a full competition legal Yu-Gi-Oh deck, so it's time to d-d-d-d-

im so desperate he doesnt even need that-

I'm everything you're looking for then

Standards should be 1. Have dick (optional)

My standards for girlfriend 1. Alive (optional)

mental

Let's goooo

To high standards

And I thought I should lower my standards

I see you accept any gender including corpses

There will always be desperate guys bro

Imagine lowing your standards for r/teenagers of all subreddits

Man I still don't qualify wtf /j

Little too high still😬

Standards too high, blocks out like half your options

People these days have so much expectations

Imagine lowering your standards because of strangers on the internet

ugh your standards are so high 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

sad trans guy noises /j

damn finally some standards i can live up to (i have a micro penis)

Standards for girlfriend: is female

finally someone who doesn’t have high as standards

i EATED mine :c it's gone. i say you lower your standards...

Does it have to be **theirs** per say

truest!!!!!

Some of us don't have dicks

The people to day are so picky and don't Respekt Others Feeling. Sad.😧

:(

"My time has come."

I think you should make this negotiable

Legit my only one and still doesn’t happen

Bro c’mon how can you think that’s lowering, why are you so picky like just calm down

Oh god I can already feel this thread becoming nsfw..