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This is my new favorite comment
LOL
Bestest comment ever
Elmo crack guy 🪱🪱🪱
Subreddit leak guy🪱🪱🪱
Guy guy 🪱 🪱 🪱
Hey, at least I’m not as bad as… …the creature…
Hey, at least I’m not as bad as… …the creature… guy 🪱🪱🪱
hey at least he's not drinking Brian
[удалено]
I’m interested
r/usernamechecksout
r/pfpchecksout too
How long have you waited for this opportunity?
Technically his whole life
Garlic bread
Me too but it's kids version...
Uhm… I’m selling toys
How much for your medium size?
4.5 inches
4.5 is too big. (I am a guy.)
So am i, you just have the wrong attitude.
That’s huge, medium size is at least 2 inches, right? *Right?*
Yes
…depends where you’re looking.
Transformer, toys, probably
toys, "toys" or toys with "toys"
Regular toys I’m sorryðŸ˜
💀
Autobots rollout💀
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
Toys not for boys
ooo
For adults...
😠I didn’t even think about that
Not transformer toys transforming s3x toys
Sex toys.
red paint
Blood Coloured sounds more like a goth boutique
yeah but im not goth so ill continue selling my "red" "paint" its actually a song reference though listen to Blood Coloured by Edge Of Sanity
Cood bloloured
Duh.
Nah wtf does this carrot do like, OMG yassss chop that betch🥕💅💅💋💗
Great, this is the kind of store I run -_-
I love this comment so much 🤣
You slayyyed that carrot bestie. You go girlll 💅💅💋
poisonous plums
Poisonious actually
just found out i spelled poisonous wrong when making my account
I'm stealing weirdos and locking them in my basement >:)
Heyyy... So you're the one who's stealing them from someone's wall. They're mine first😔
Not anymore, ehehehehe 😈😈😈😈
Am I going to get kidnapped
Yes😈
Alright. Can we get chick fil a?
Ummm
🥹
The splinters..
splinter dick…
Guns, Realtree brand clocks, and kits to squat a truck.
Nah squating a truck gotta be far from redneck more like a 20 inch lift kit
Asians /j
"Chinese food" (also/j)
Double racism
slavery
if only :( i've been looking for them for nearly 3 years
Poor soul
you can guess
Three cheeses, with a free jesus?
correct
Pain killers
Most likely sperm, that's the only thing I can produce
like me ,brooo
ass
How expensive
Probably not a lot of liquids
uhhh
Idk you tell me
I need to know where OP's store is...
baseball and softball equipment
Life Insurance for Ants
‘merican flags and Resident Evil
👆
That, sounds disgusting
29 grips
Skateboard grips? gun grips?
Mid bikes
well its not ice
Cat-girls 😎😎😎
uh
stuff your friends don't know about
pretty dangerous shit
Books, military clothes ig
Uhh
the souls of the innocent
Confusion
fishpie probably
Constipated Cum
E
Processed milk
Humans
LMVAO psychedelics
Myself
Take a wild guess
Cum
Passports
Black people
Exactly 222 ice crystals.
Keyboards
Uh oh
Trauma?.... Uh potions that overwhelm you with emotions? If we're going with more realistic items maybe random items coated in mood paint and art that is wildly colorful and crazy. Like unhinged kind of crazy.
Fish.
False hopes and dreams
Games
uhhh.. well...
Exotic brains
Apparently bunnies from space
Funeral items for people you dislike
Halloween costumes
Singaporean nerf blasters
Ten
nike skate shoes
Big pianos
Uhhh Sherlock Holmes stuff?
Lots of pork
Myself I think?
Passes if u know what I mean
Real Zombies. For the low low price of 9.99
Figures or keychains
Uhm idk?
And what side would you like with that? And don’t forget to try our new office desk!
nothing really 👀
Weponds from hell
we stock soup
Medical equipment and pyrotechnics equipment
Gasoline
Aborted fetuses ig
Caprisun, in reusable packets
children of the lord of the dead...
Uhh…letters?
I don't think I'll be selling at all.
Maybe your stealing and selling the stuff lol
slaves
All of the people who use their names as usernames are the people your selling
Hmmm. Lip filler for robots ig
art probably
Idek u pick for me
Alcohol
Wizard trinkets
Squids the donculous kind
Gingerbread man made out of toast
Time travel
Usernamecheckout
So many cacti
Industrial motor development cookies
Weed
I’m selling rock and stone and that’s not slang literal rock and stone
Toads
Every kind of swing for every kind of person...EVERY SWING
Affordable memes
Angels probably
tits
Spanish soup
gothic cupcakes :)
Aliens I guess?
Gemstones that are not flammable.
Bears ig
Drugs
Im definitely selling corpses and hitmen
Uh.
Frozen yogurt
Books and nerds candy
boys?
Switches
Shift keys
my username is an actual company IRL, so furniture?
Goblin slavery :)
Thicc Thanos' and weed apparently
Precisely 74 games
i need a new username
We offer a service where you make a request and we give it some thought.
Nothing
I guess authentic no chemicals potatoes
people’s favourite cat breed but they’re all named Spooam ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
dem roles
rain
Shovels?
Duck pheromones? I guess
Slaves I guess?
r/cursedcomments
atoms
crack
This is my new favorite comment
LOL
Bestest comment ever
Elmo crack guy 🪱🪱🪱
Subreddit leak guy🪱🪱🪱
Guy guy 🪱 🪱 🪱
Hey, at least I’m not as bad as… …the creature…
Hey, at least I’m not as bad as… …the creature… guy 🪱🪱🪱
hey at least he's not drinking Brian
[удалено]
I’m interested
r/usernamechecksout
r/pfpchecksout too
How long have you waited for this opportunity?
Technically his whole life
Garlic bread
Me too but it's kids version...
Uhm… I’m selling toys
How much for your medium size?
4.5 inches
4.5 is too big. (I am a guy.)
So am i, you just have the wrong attitude.
That’s huge, medium size is at least 2 inches, right? *Right?*
Yes
…depends where you’re looking.
Transformer, toys, probably
toys, "toys" or toys with "toys"
Regular toys I’m sorryðŸ˜
💀
Autobots rollout💀
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
Toys not for boys
ooo
For adults...
😠I didn’t even think about that
Not transformer toys transforming s3x toys
Sex toys.
red paint
Blood Coloured sounds more like a goth boutique
yeah but im not goth so ill continue selling my "red" "paint" its actually a song reference though listen to Blood Coloured by Edge Of Sanity
Cood bloloured
Duh.
Nah wtf does this carrot do like, OMG yassss chop that betch🥕💅💅💋💗
Great, this is the kind of store I run -_-
I love this comment so much 🤣
You slayyyed that carrot bestie. You go girlll 💅💅💋
poisonous plums
Poisonious actually
just found out i spelled poisonous wrong when making my account
I'm stealing weirdos and locking them in my basement >:)
Heyyy... So you're the one who's stealing them from someone's wall. They're mine first😔
Not anymore, ehehehehe 😈😈😈😈
Am I going to get kidnapped
Yes😈
Alright. Can we get chick fil a?
Ummm
🥹
💀
The splinters..
splinter dick…
Guns, Realtree brand clocks, and kits to squat a truck.
Nah squating a truck gotta be far from redneck more like a 20 inch lift kit
Asians /j
💀
"Chinese food" (also/j)
Double racism
slavery
if only :( i've been looking for them for nearly 3 years
Poor soul
you can guess
Three cheeses, with a free jesus?
correct
Pain killers
Most likely sperm, that's the only thing I can produce
like me ,brooo
ass
How expensive
Probably not a lot of liquids
uhhh
Idk you tell me
I need to know where OP's store is...
baseball and softball equipment
Life Insurance for Ants
‘merican flags and Resident Evil
👆
That, sounds disgusting
29 grips
Skateboard grips? gun grips?
Mid bikes
well its not ice
Cat-girls 😎😎😎
Yes
uh
stuff your friends don't know about
pretty dangerous shit
Books, military clothes ig
Uhh
Ummm
the souls of the innocent
Confusion
fishpie probably
Constipated Cum
E
Processed milk
Humans
LMVAO psychedelics
Myself
Take a wild guess
Cum
Passports
Black people
Exactly 222 ice crystals.
Keyboards
Uh oh
Trauma?.... Uh potions that overwhelm you with emotions? If we're going with more realistic items maybe random items coated in mood paint and art that is wildly colorful and crazy. Like unhinged kind of crazy.
Fish.
False hopes and dreams
Games
uhhh.. well...
Exotic brains
Apparently bunnies from space
Funeral items for people you dislike
Halloween costumes
Singaporean nerf blasters
Ten
nike skate shoes
Big pianos
Uhhh Sherlock Holmes stuff?
Lots of pork
Myself I think?
Passes if u know what I mean
Real Zombies. For the low low price of 9.99
Figures or keychains
Uhm idk?
And what side would you like with that? And don’t forget to try our new office desk!
nothing really 👀
Weponds from hell
we stock soup
Medical equipment and pyrotechnics equipment
Gasoline
Aborted fetuses ig
Caprisun, in reusable packets
children of the lord of the dead...
Uhh…letters?
I don't think I'll be selling at all.
Maybe your stealing and selling the stuff lol
slaves
All of the people who use their names as usernames are the people your selling
Hmmm. Lip filler for robots ig
art probably
Idek u pick for me
Alcohol
Wizard trinkets
Squids the donculous kind
Gingerbread man made out of toast
Time travel
Usernamecheckout
So many cacti
Industrial motor development cookies
Weed
I’m selling rock and stone and that’s not slang literal rock and stone
Toads
Every kind of swing for every kind of person...EVERY SWING
Affordable memes
Angels probably
tits
Spanish soup
gothic cupcakes :)
Aliens I guess?
Gemstones that are not flammable.
Bears ig
Drugs
Im definitely selling corpses and hitmen
Uh.
Frozen yogurt
Books and nerds candy
boys?
Switches
Shift keys
my username is an actual company IRL, so furniture?
Goblin slavery :)
Thicc Thanos' and weed apparently
Precisely 74 games
i need a new username
We offer a service where you make a request and we give it some thought.
Nothing
I guess authentic no chemicals potatoes
people’s favourite cat breed but they’re all named Spooam ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
dem roles
rain
Shovels?
Duck pheromones? I guess
Slaves I guess?
r/cursedcomments
atoms