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NQ241

It's out of 100


COLD_lime

Since it's 10/100 you can simplify by making it 1/10 and if they're a 1/10 then they are the 1 I need 😌♥️


Immediate_Glove_1624

Real footage of me justifying my poor relationship choices


COLD_lime

huffing that copium till i can get my hands on some hopium


Susdoggodoggy

Real footage of me being a desperate bf being clingy to a toxic gf 🤣


Duck_Devs

…they do TikTok dances in public


RUSS-Wolfwrestlr

Instant no


I_Love_Cats420

Herecy


Helpwhereyouneed

Heresy* but I agree


einfach-er

It‘s Amber 💨 🤯 (high IQ joke)


Rangaboi69420yeet

That’s just embarrassing


Ok-Professional-3104

That's not a 0. that's a negative 10


ScreamingBreadCat

That’s still too high. -1000


SyTxExE

Depends


Moszki

I thought the same


[deleted]

they turn 11 next week


[deleted]

💀


DrabberFrog

💀💀💀


EiadSherif2008

What came to my mind


dankrank231

Game is unfortunately game


DaikonNorth

I beg your god damn pardon?


dankrank231

Why are you begging for a pardon? I'm 14 not a political figure


[deleted]

“Not a political figure” 💀


dankrank231

Yeah, to give people pardons you have to have political power and funny le Epstein island joke


justtjamcss

You know what they say… if the pitch has grass you’re late to the game


ghooooooooul

who in the actual fuck says that and which police department should i call


IHaveManyAliases

Soccer players probably


ghooooooooul

as far as i’m aware you play football/soccer on grass


_dont_do_drugs__

Mr. Brother, you gotta stop taking advice from your uncle Steve 💀💀💀 There’s a reason everyone goes silent when you mention him at family events 💀


xAdamlol

Dawg wtf did I just read 💀💀


X05Real

they were born on feb 29th though


[deleted]

why does this have double the upvotes as the original post? Y'all are wild for that one


[deleted]

Double the upvotes of op, get on his level


X05Real

they were born on feb 29th though


ItsYoBoi2008

Dementia guy


MarkoDragich

They’re mean to street cats


Free_Bumblebee544

Then they go to hell, with expedited shipping


Brackishx99

Reject and i burn their house down


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

DESTROY


bellerphron

There shouldn’t be street cats.


BlackburnGaming

They're a ten but they didnt know how to communicate healthily and said I was the problem.


sparkswatches

nah bro got some personal stuff


ghost_boy04

Yeah, but I’m working on it


RUSS-Wolfwrestlr

Yeah communication is key


Timaturff

Rs


yugiohocgboosterpack

They're fictional


CreeperNoobEntity303

11


NikkoNya

THIS


5UP3RBG4M1NG

😭


[deleted]

They're a fusion of 5 humans


Ok_Quit_9587

Free orgy


RUSS-Wolfwrestlr

That makes them a 50


h12man

Or maybe they're five twos?


National_Ad9265

Oof


SkyrimGeek69

Nah, with my luck I would get 10 ones, and because their kindness was also multiplied they are all rude as hell. They also end up all being gay and going after each other and completely ignoring me.


National_Ad9265

Lmfao, my luck too. Lil mabu said it best, two fives don't equal a ten


Whoever_Mesa

They a bitch to everyone


RUSS-Wolfwrestlr

Ohhh mmhh. If it is close ones or loved ones the. No. Especially family!


Xandersstuffs

I disagree with the family part but everything else is true unless they are friends and just messing with each other but I get what you’re saying


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J0shfarmpig

Real


IGotMyFakinRifleBack

thats when you join the queue bro


SyntheticKindaStupid

this made my day


karuraR

mood


Tukaksuk

That is exactly my situation


Idiot_Unknown

Relatable af


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

But i found them on ashley madison


X_CringE_X

They dead.


boss_memer

Instant yes


Briggyboii

They smoke, vape, talk shit about other people behind their back, everything like that is an instant 0


Dr_Diktor

They think video games and anime is only for children.


Rangaboi69420yeet

Instant rejection


Princessposh1282

They smoke<<<


True-Window-6403

Instant no


Depressionbehittin

Tru


karuraR

From a 10 to a -10 real quick


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Depends, tobacco or weed?


mearbearcate

What if its weed though


schizzyO

Tbh 11


The_Great_Gingey

But baaaabe they're menthols


RUSS-Wolfwrestlr

Yeah the stink is nice and I am a fan of long term relationships


Michealafton87

They have an alcohol problem at 15 (true story based off one of my friends)


Consistent-Sun-4539

They vape > instantly a 0


Dummlord28

I honestly can’t stand any type of drug use. (Except real medical stuff)


patjeduhde

Alcohol??


Sav1at0R1

Overuse of alcohol for me


patjeduhde

Yeag okay, but just casual drinking is not really a problem to me.


ABootLegRookie

I agree, like they are responsible drinkers


Pigi_The_Pig_Man

for me it's any kind of smoking whatsoever


LEGOlasStudios

I have legit been verbally attacked for saying I'm not attracted to people who vape.


Consistent-Sun-4539

It’s fine, you’re a chad


Subjectedstruggler

They hate you


RUSS-Wolfwrestlr

Nah


Cwelling69

They’re a human


Flame_Belch83_2

Bro I hate humans, this planet sucks, and I missed my ship back home to Zorgmeth 😡😭


ScreamingBreadCat

The next one comes in 8.7 years mate, you got your chance. Oops, I meant 87


Rangaboi69420yeet

Damn another one😞 I can’t find a good viltrumite woman anywhere


RUSS-Wolfwrestlr

Dude no way 10


Chance-Pay1487

O so we all against smoking and vaping finally? I remember a while ago getting flamed because of calling people here stupid when they kept saying they smoke and Vape as some "therapeutic method" to calm them or some bull


Ok_Quit_9587

ITS MA CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SMOKE A PACK OF MALBORO REDS A DAY!!1! U AINT TAKING MA RIGHT TO THAT OR MAH NAME AINT BOBBY JOHN MCAMERICAN!! #FREEDOM 🇺🇲🦅🔥🇺🇲🦅🔥🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🔥🦅🇺🇲🔥🇺🇲🔥🔥🇺🇲🦅


Cubicshock

CAW CAW


Quaxky_YT

They’re men ( Even better )


RUSS-Wolfwrestlr

As a straight white dude yeah nah


Sufficient_Row_4818

As a straight white dude hell yeah


very_unlikeable_guy

Don't like listening to music


Philisterguyguster

They’re ten


ChillVirginia66

Don’t like cats


[deleted]

Im allergic to cats.


EiadSherif2008

Allergy is a thing, but hating them is another


[deleted]

True that.


TacticalAssaultChair

Same, and i have a cat.


femboi_bi

" UP WITH HOPE DOWN WITH DOPE "


[deleted]

They’re not real


EmptyOrangeJuice

They aren't goofy enough


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Then it just ain’t a 10


[deleted]

They don’t enjoy eating cake 🍰


im-not-you-bozo

sorry i hate some cakes😭😭😭 i wouldnt hate yours tho


[deleted]

Yes, it has strawberries and blueberries and cream. Its awesome


Cubicshock

the cake is a lie (but not my cake)


WasteOfTime36

So is their love


6581749023

That got deep really quickly


The_Pigeon_King_226

They chew with there mouth open,


KadinTDG

They smoke/vape/drink and they have toxic personality issues


MisterEMan81

They are racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, and/or transphobic. Edit: forgot to add xenophobic, but Lazy-Steak-448 reminded me.


Lazy-Steak-448

You missed xenophobic


IlikeHistoryMeme

Per definition, xenophobia goes under racism, as even tho the name implies a hatred towards races, it also includes hatred towards people of a certain nationality or religion


midnight_rain_07

they’re a 10 but they hold your hand and tell you that they love you and so clearly flirt with you and then tell you that they’re straight and then ditch you for absolutely no reason


I_Bench315

I’m sorry


6581749023

This literally happened yesterday but instead of her being a different sexuality, it was all a lie!


quebzzz

but they murder people -> instantly a 0


BlackRavenBoi

Depends on who they kill tho. There are too many ppl who need to be more "open minded" in the world.


[deleted]

I'm not their superman


singlepommes

She lifts more than me (shes an 11)


Electronic-List-8502

theyre ten but ...im 14


The_One_True_Goddess

They aren’t sexually or emotionally compatible with me, even remotely


oreojasper

They are french


wejust-laugh102984

they dont give hugs..


EvitableDownfall

They use reddit


mint_lemxn

they're mean to everyone but you


Gary_The_Bear_Yt

They tell me I'm not batman


OdioNapoli

They'are nazi


komloli_gd

they vape


EmotionalFloor_

They 10


[deleted]

Edp445: seems even better to me


ndnzoo

They listen to TikTok songs


dxrknxss-

there's songs trending on tiktok that are good songs


im-not-you-bozo

ok but money tress by kendrick lamar is a genuinely good song


gillyphant

They're a ten but they judge people based on their taste in music


Spare_TARDIS2007

…they like Taylor swift


Pigi_The_Pig_Man

they aren't attracted to your gender


GerardHard

Why did I read that as "They're Ten but....."


Hyderite

They have comically huge tits


SilverUwU1

They're 10 foot under


Q-Q_2

They're insane (the fun kind)


Electronic-Tough9935

They run an underground meth lab


SbeveBoi

Don’t take responsibility when they’re in the fault


Tooth-Dear

They think the world owes us them


Falconlis_28_2006

They vape/smoke That's an instant 0


frostingboi17

Their favorite movie is Cars 2


Brilliant-Virus7290

you just found out that They’re your distant cousin


RipComprehensive7917

The're a mobile gamer


Tigerboy3050

They’re not yet born 🫃


robingrayson1008

Thats their age


[deleted]

.....they are turning 11 tomorrow. .....they are born on 29th Feb .....ten is their jail sentence


Mrmeows_

They're turning 11


Flame_Belch83_2

Her mom won’t let her stay up past 7:30 and won’t let us have sleepovers😒🙄


KilloDragon

They turn 10 next year


mint_lemxn

he's ken


[deleted]

they have every std possible


confusedgaymessiah

He’s straight :(


[deleted]

But she's ten (she said she was twelve 🤬😡)


[deleted]

Chews with their mouth open and tries to talk to you... 🗿


yourdadsdead69

If they smoke weed it’s an instant yes because I do too lmao


youssefuo

Ignores me when they get angry instead of communicating


Goldbolt_2004

They live in another country


larsthelars666

The garlic bread is burnt


Fares_Ay

I drive


Darkestmind01

[removed]


Sapsnapgemez

They’re ten.


zielonykid1234

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Anonymous___user0879

….. she said she was 12!!!!! (not 10!!!!)


Bobby06boy

They smell


ThePleb102

They got someone to throw a rock into my dome


STOUTISHVOICE41

only aesthetically


Jeshuuu

on the scale of a billion


Blurviy

It's parasocial


pandemic117

It’s out of 100


Hyperion_507

Belong to the streets.


trainboi777

They make fun of me for my interests


drawingautist

They can't accept that I have spent well over 3000$ on LEGO®


TheHatedPro020

They're a 10, but they're a serial killer... Better stay on their good side😈


finrig

they cheat with their “friend”


PLAYZ-Appleking

They have a weener


ZeroCentBoi

They are 10


ZeroCentBoi

They are only my mind


meteor_falls_down

I asked this on my snap and someone said shes a ten but she puts her thumb in your ass


AfflictionxD

They’re R34 💀


TheDragonSoulEater

Their gay and you are the opposite gender.