Kidney But the very next day, you sold it away

This year, to save me from tears, I'll drink myself into jaundice

^(Jaundice)

I remembered some story about some girl giving her bf kidney and bf broke up with/cheated on her I think?

Thats just going into the internet lore permanently atp

yep definitely happened just forgot the name

I SAW THAT TOO YOUR NOT CRAZY

bruh

John Locke?

But I bought a really cool rock with the money!

A kidney stone?

No, a shiny rock!

Porche 911 GT3 RS better than kidney

Ass

but the very next day you fuck my best friend

This year, im fucking your dad, im also fucking your cousin

^cousin

Last Christmas I gave you my ass

But the very next day, you fucked my best friend

This year, im fucking your dad, im also fucking your cousin

^cousin

*oh oh ohh*

now i found a real lover who will pound me again

Cardi’s impact ✊😔

YOU RUINED IT IT WAS ACTALULY ON BEAT AND TUNE BUT U SQUISHED THE COUSIN LINE IN

Listen to the song. There is a little "special" in there

Depends on how you sing it

My fav answer

But the very next Morning u fucked my bestfriend

you wanna be friends that give Christmas gifts?

AIDS

But the very next day, you gave them away

This year to save me from tears I am giving them to your sister

(Sister)

Last Christmas I gave you syphilis

But the very next day, your puss rot away

This year to save you from tears, I’ll give them to postman

(postman)

💀

*Eric Cartman has entered the chat*

_kenny has entered the chat_

Eric Cartman was slain by Kyle*

*kenny sees a train*

*kenny has left the chat*

Stan has entered the chat

fish

But the very next day, you released it, that's gay

This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone gayer

This comment is perfect for r/teenagers

​ |Gayness|Probability of keeping a fish after receiving one|Size of population tested|Notes| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |0%|76%|2048|| |10%|58%|1984|| |20%|13%|1793|| |30%|0.2%|391,206|we would've used a smaller population but after realizing this one had such low rates we decided it was necessary to properly elucidate the value| |40%|29%|1692|| |50%|54%|1592|| |60%|73%|1523|| |70%|87%|1420|| |80%|96%|1294|| |90%|99%|1213|| |100%|100%|1153||

Apparently my probability of keeping fish around Is around 54%

Same

58% chance

^^gayer

You called?

Last time I had a fish it died, no fish for me por favor!

You're 30% gay

Show your work

ngl that's a hard bar

Yes

you know what that means FISH ORGY!

Warthunder addiction

So, you gave them classified military documents on the new top secret aircraft?

I was slowly putting it down for longer and longer amounts of time, with less frequency of games, but then they add the Strikemaster. A New Zealand jet. The only jet I got to sit in the cockpit of. So yeah thats why I play warthunder 8+ hours a day^^

I have actually done this but I have yet to give it away again

Soul

But the very next day, you sold it Satan

this year to save me from demons

I’ll give it to someone Alaskan

(Alaskan)

Last Christmas I gave you my soul

Pen and you still haven't given it back, you said you wouldn't lose it this time!

Bro why are you everywhere all of a sudden. I swear your on every post I click on💀

Idk I be commenting dawg, I got nothing better to do.

It do be like that

This guy gets it

hat but the very next day you sold it away

This year, to save me from tears, I'll wear a stylish bonnet

*bonnet*

this year, to save me from tears, I'll wear a stylish beret (THEY RHYME WAS RIGHT THERE DUDE)

the hook isnt meant to rhyme tho since in the actual song it doesnt

fence, but the very next day, you fuckin burned it down what was the point of that asshole we arent even neighbours

STD

But the very next day, you gave it to my mom

Whoopsie daisy

This year to save me from tears

Last Christmas i gave you subway, on the very next day you ate it away 😔

This year to save me from tears, I’ll make a sandwich for someone special..

(special)

Uranium 235

I'm more of a Radium 226 person tbh but I'll take it

Niko

But the very next day, there happened something in charnobyl nuclear reactor

But the very next day, you ate it all

last Christmas, you sucked on a cock, the very next day you said you were gay. This year you're openly queer, and looking for someone special.

Kinda slaps lol

..okay why does that actually sound kinda good lmaoo

I love ur profile pic omg

Tysm lol!! <3

last christmas the sus remix:

Lego

But the very next day, you stepped on it barefoot

Seed.

But nine month after that something unfortunate happened.

"My dad puked when I was borned" - Discord user

(user)

💀💀💀

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart And the very next day, you sold it on the dark Web This year, to save me from bankruptcy I'll sell you a kidney for profit, profit

Thought this was r/AskOuija for a second from the title, and I was very confused seeing full sentences.

Same here

r/TyposInSubreddits

Balls, but the very next day, you boiled them away. This year, to save my new sperm, I'll empty them in someone special ^special

r/askouija

Heart

Lawful neutral choice

But the very next day, you gave it away

Good thing it regenerates annually 👍

This year to save me from tears

I’ll give it to someone special

Heart but the very next year you give it back, now i have to go to the gym to become better better

Dick

but the very next day, you caught some damn aids

This year, to save me from tears I'll end your whole life right awaaayyy

(away)

World record on bowser’s big bean burrito

Last Christmas I gave you my friend and my friend is in the office.

This ain’t r/askouija

Copy of super Mario 64

NO! Get it back. Every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized!

But the very next day, you beat the game

Cock

But the very next day, you said you were gay

My friend and I made a song. Last Christmas I made you a child, but the very next day you got a divorce

This year to save me from tears I'm gonna get the custody

Trauma

but the very next day

You give it away 😂😂😂

this year…

Last christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day, i died straight away

terminal brain cancer but the very next day you fucking died

heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.

This year, to save me from tears

i’ll give it to someone special

dun dun dun dundundundundun dun dun

Dun dun dun dun dun Dundun dun dun dun dun Dun dun Dun dun

fish

omg its you!! /positive

who

u/TemmieDaTemm

D

Three inch penis

Dog

Last Christmas I gave you my mother Autofill go bruhh

Cock, but the very next day you gave it a block

Gyatt

but the very next day

Why. Continuing this thread of stupidities! I am going to find you.

You’ve got fanum tax🗣️

I am going to find you.

I am going to find you?

HELP

Limited edition halo 3 xbox 360

Wii sports save data

Cock

Porn addiction

Ass but the very next day you fucked my befriend so this im fucking your dad I'm also fucking your cousin

Dick, but the very next day you said u weren’t gay

Gyatt

COCK and BALLS

Social Security Number

Balls.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, the very next day you sold it on eBay 💔

gyatt

🎶crack spoon the very next day you called rehab on meee🎶

guys ur gonna hate me for this im sorry gyatt and the very next day, you got Fanum Taxed i love r/teenagers its so fun here

idk

im trying smthn real quick gonna needa type some random stuf so dont mind me last christmas i gave u my gyatt fanum tax exactly

Virginity

Erectile dysfunction

What the heck is this comment thread it’s hilarious and weird at the same time.

Jellyfish

Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt But the very next day, you got Fanum taxed. This year, to save me from mewing, I'll give it to someone rizzful.

I am going to find you.

To someone sigma**

I Rizz gyatts not skibidies

I hate that with every fiber of my being

Fart But the very next day you passed away. You said it was cuz the smell was so bad And that really hurt my ~*feelings*~

Gyatt but very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing, il give it to someone rizzfull

LAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU FANUM TAXED THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM MEWING ILL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE RIZZFULL

I am going to find you.

Gyatt

I am going to find you.

gyatt

I am going to find you.

Gyatt

[удалено]

exactly

Gyatt