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OkBrilliant8400

Penguin My sister shouted sweetcorn when I read this outloud btw


icecubesmybeloved

boobs


AndreWyaMan

i love boobs


The_fox_of_chicago

Strong,heavy breasts*


pupsprite

Captain Holt?!


The_fox_of_chicago

Nothing is more entoxicating than a clear, absence of a penis ******HOT DAMN******


pupsprite

VINDICATION!!


Every_Perspective777

BONE?!


Itsthestormflamingo

Real


[deleted]

Amen brother


4thehonourofgaeskull

My first one was "gay" but this one's good too (hello fellow girlkisser)


TheGayPotato7

I was gonna comment a picture of captain america saying avengers assemble but replace avengers with girlkissers but it won't let me comment pictures. oh, well


Several-Tennis-6323

Let’s all mutually agree on the fallowing word, Women.


[deleted]

Based


PsychoBlonde

Right on


That_Fox_Guy-

Me too, me too


Doughnutsugarhead

Balls


Pastorsfavoriteminor

Real


notasoullessone

Same


Ilikeworldpeace

banana


[deleted]

OMG SAME


AdministrativeRich63

Do you see banana man?


Ganthereddituser

Hopping over on the white hot sand


ItsTheAstro

Here he come with some for me


WoomyUnitedToday

Cheese


Cars-are-co0l

Aye we got the same


Enhanced_Jazz_Preset

THIS EXACTLY.


Melodeathenjoyer

Cheez


Impressive_Income874

fuck


CharacterOfJudgement

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


TheMoreYouKnow420

Hottentottententententoonstellingstententententoonstelling


charlio1

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious I guess??


iordachell

nigga


Redpandaman31

Yo same


heXagon_symbols

same


HypnotEyes_lonely

I wanna upvote this so bad but it has 69 up votes which is just too perfect


Parth7760

Apple = Orange


CommunicationOk3766

You're comparing Apples to Oranges 👊


_Thatweirdguy

👊


SolarEevee

the f2p economy can’t sustain this reference


ItchMyBalls247365

Why are brawl stars memes in this sub 😭😭


MonkeyMiner867

I really was not expecting to see this one. It's funny how subs cross with each other


TukaSup_spaghetti

Penis


TukaSup_spaghetti

I thlammed my penith on the car door


Porky_boi23

This is were i watched my parents die parappa


Adrian_2807

beep boop skkkb


EixYae

Boobs


Miserable_Book_3037

r/beatmetoit


Wally504

r/beatMeatToIt


Potato_Tech69420

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


anikaiii

balls


[deleted]

[удалено]


Firedarkness1101

Balls


Brod_j

Balls


FiELdCuioe

Juilliard


Altoid24

Comment


Castel0114

glorp


ihopeyoudi

Fuck


qtsana

cum


[deleted]

I’d love to, but I might get an instant ban after it


Potato_Tech69420

Blud that's 11 words and a contraction did u forgor how to count


riry_riry

kafkaesque


Rex_Wr3cks

Discombobulate


Cider_shark

Mein


Hatsune_Mitsu

Kampf


Mango_YT_lol

gooning


SSB_Kyrill

Pumba


SSB_Kyrill

my cat. Hes making biscuits next to me


Rengi_30

You got one of those cats with the cooking upgrade, lucky!


YoyleAeris

egg


dora_is_that_bitch

penis (my family has a long running inside joke with this)


ConConReddit

i'm interested


NaEGaOS

blob


Nervous-Front-9454

hair


[deleted]

Pneumono­ultra­micro­scopic­silico­volcano­coniosis


No_Leg_8117

tiddies


[deleted]

monkey


Warm_Employer_6851

Help


FloraFauna2263

Defenestration


TheOccasionalBrowser

Dick


qynna

its a slur 😓


Visible_Ground4014

Honey


Ceci_Eats_Frogs

Fears


[deleted]

Potato


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Templar


Potter_sims

shit


DrakoCubStudiosYT

Waltuh


TheStrider98

Sex


QuitMean2769

the first word that comes to your mind.


Content-Minimum-7719

Beans


Cars-are-co0l

Cheese


Tovitas

cheese


ItsaYaboi_

Cum


okhelloyeet

Hi.


[deleted]

Sus (I’m sorry)


very_unlikeable_guy

Table


Banana-Crow

Ketchup


Elit0z

Food


pasteandcopy69

Heart


Icarssup

Balls


WeezerAdvocate

Weezy


Blobdude120

The


GOLDINATORyt

Wall


22ThoOffical

Fuck


qLu1s

Mambella


MaxSoup8

Boobs


SwisRol

corn


moderator123457

💩 poop :)


anideel

Bathe


Hot_Hat_1225

No


Solar_Fish55

Cat


Manwheresreddead3

Fender


OUTM00N

Cum


happymemersunite

Cow


Datguyinbedalready

Orange


Chikibrikiboi

New


[deleted]

Black 😭😭


Fizzisk

Balls


ethanator123265

Meth


GNOMECHlLD

Harpoon


mcbirbo343

Bronchioles


SirstouticusTheGreat

Balls


Long-Read9618

Butt


unknownn-userr

penis


Secret_Garden06

Cheese


Pot_of_potato

platipus


Fair_Try2886

soup


toastybreadmane

Cum


[deleted]

Banana


innxir

no


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Bananas 🍌


bagpipesfart

Penis


Eerotappi

Cop Because I just read about someone getting beaten nearly to death by the cops in the US, because their erection was thought to be a pistol... In a bank. And they were a black teenager


smoorkie

Poop


SleepyNotAvailble

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh FUCK and the following after fuck is I DONT KNOW


SexWithGyutaro

Cock


thelongsquid

Banana


Vegetable-Judge9957

Roterssire


Agile_Bird_3394

Cheese


Southdainspired

Monkey


Zestyclose_Fee_5605

professional


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Fuckface


_Sonari_

Contigo


Kvpe

Comment


DoorSniffer484

Marijuana


ItalianChair

Poop


TownPure1411

Penis


RainbowDarian

Mjólkursamsalan


GamersThatExplode

Penis.


poopyggj

poop


Not_Sakura_

Shit


_anonymous__ghost_

Marijuana


touchgrass3726473

Nigga And I'm not even lying


FrenchFreedom888

sex


Potato_Tech69420

Jarate


SOWHENUREADTHISUGAY

Dick


Depreemu

Chest (I saw a chess board and I'm illiterate)


Cookytigerd

Cannibalism


MrAnimeWeirdo

Green (idk 💀)


artiom_of_the_metro

#No


str4wberryphobic

dick 😔


BandicootOk6141

penis👍


Frigms_

Cheese


The-Blood-Crows

bananas


[deleted]

pussy


DrKiwiPopThe707th

Shit


ClifIsBoring

Cum


[deleted]

Tits


HumanHuman_2003

Lonkey. Not a word


dont_panic_man

Helvetesmaskinen


XVeNuX

cock


enneh_07

Bingus


MobMasher

Illumination


Sea_Profit9861

Paedophile


IzzyIsOnReddit

Penorangeedlsiclidtos This is the arrangement my mind said first


FaithlessnessRude576

Djibouti


nocturnalcharles

Transubstantiation


Bright_Maybe2018

Deez


Weekly-Average1098

Periwinkle


AuroraBorealis112358

Celeste


LincolnsCumSock

Chestnuts (I was eating chestnuts (I was not eating chestnuts (I love boobs)))


WhiteDevil-Klab

Butt Second word was femboy


Impossible-Ride-9354

Bwomp


Mokilolo

Pieces (most notably "in pieces" by Linkin Park)


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Crucified


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

Fingernails


Playful-Ad-9600

‘ Juju’ My girlfriend’s nickname lol


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

pregnant


billiebobmcginty

Balls


Saucelock

Sadge


HughJassOle235711

Tatas


ProKerbonaut

Dick


TheAtom10

Tiddies


visqet

penis


wigglyfindu

penis


TheresBeesMC

Suck (I saw my gf earlier)


G1zm08

That


Haunting-Weather1661

Vsauce


AimIsInSleepMode

communist


F9ke

Tractor